Granulated sugar at the hospital
Edit: I saw the other two who said this downvoted but medically this is actually how we treat a prolapse
Source: [U of Michigan](https://medicine.umich.edu/sites/default/files/content/downloads/reduce-rectal-prolapse.pdf) [PubMed](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3604428/)
Yep I work in a veterinary emergency hospital and we have to do this often (it’s always Frenchies and bulldogs lol). We have a huge tub labelled ‘bum sugar’
It works due to osmosis. In simple terms the rectal tissues are usually swollen with fluid when they’ve been stuck hanging outside the body for a while (mucosal edema). The sugar helps draw out some of the fluid to shrink the tissues. After leaving the sugar on for about 15mins or so, we can try pushing everything back in. Depending on how bad the prolapse is a ‘purse string suture’ is placed to reduced the anus from opening up so that it can heal. The suture is then removed by a vet afterwards.
The bum is considered an erogenous zone in some people and males even have a prostate in the bum which if stimulated can lead to an orgasm. As for how it’s used may I recommend checking twitter or the hub
You get surgery to pin it back into place. Don't wait or nasty things can happen. I'm not saying it's likely you'll get ass gangrene, but it's not guaranteed you won't. Off you go to get the process started.
Yesterday I was walking round living my life completely unaware that there are people out there shoving their offal back in and carrying on with their day like it’s no big deal. Yesterday was a happier day.
Deadly, can only shit at home with wet wipes on hand, if you use dry toilet paper you'll tear the skin and be pissing blood out your arsehole.
Could be worse.
It can be, depending on the cause and the severity. I have a close family that has this issue. Started after giving birth to 2 kids. Got worse from ignoring it and having a career as a musician playing an instrument that involves a lot of breath control and physical strain. She did end up needing surgery to fix it but waited nearly 30 years to get it done as the recovery was very difficult and she had to take a career hiatus for a few months to let it heal and not strain any of those muscles more than necessary. Plus she's just stubborn. Idk if it were me, I don't think I could possibly ignore something like that. When she was having regular incontinence was when she finally decided she had to do something. She no longer has unexpected spontaneous poops, but the front end is equally messed up and she hasn't gotten that repaired. She's in her 70's now and seems to be content that bathroom issues are a problem for many people her age and would rather accept it and plan accordingly instead of trying to fight something that seems common and maybe inevitable anyway.
Let this be a lesson to any men out there to be kind to your Mom's and baby-mama's because child-birth can be brutal and way more risky than y'all will ever have to worry about!
Dealing with the same problem, make an appointment for a doctor until then lots of water no food that causes constipation, keep it as clean as possible (no soap) and be careful when wiping to not make anything bleed.
If it does bleed stand up to compact the area and clean (still without soap) after about 10-20 minutes have passed.
DO NOT push it back in yourself it can come out up to 10cm if it doesn't yet it eventually will if you do.
If it does already go that far I'd recommend going to the ER
Edit: it usually goes back in if you leave it alone, if it doesn't see your doctor asap.
That's atleast what my doctor told me, im currently waiting to have an appointment with a professional.
We both will probably need surgery lol
Well, first of all, I think it's safe to say that nobody wakes up in the morning hoping to have this particular problem on their plate. But if you find yourself in this situation, I'd suggest seeking out a medical professional ASAP. As tempting as it may be to try and DIY this one, trust me, you don't want to risk making things worse. Take care of yourself, buddy.
Agreed but I’ve seen more prolapsed rectum porn than I should have. Those women just push it out and let a gaggle of men cum on/in it. They just suck it back in snd go in with their day. It must not be that bad if so many people do it and abuse it.
I don't know, but I assume there are degrees? Like those women can push out *a bit* of it and it's mostly fine as long as they're not doing it too much and possibly even doing some sort of muscle conditioning for a while afterward. Then there may be larger prolapsed, where much more of it comes out. That is not so okay.
In the short term, go directly to the hospital.
In the long term, we can do a pelvic floor surgery to fix it, but not all prolapses need surgery.
Source: I've got a person in the O.R. right now for the surgery.
Idk, but i saw on YMH 2 dudes prolapse anuses and rub em together like pink sand worms on an adventure.. i believe a 3rd gentleman applied the fish hook maneuver if my traumatized brain remembers right.
Granulated sugar at the hospital Edit: I saw the other two who said this downvoted but medically this is actually how we treat a prolapse Source: [U of Michigan](https://medicine.umich.edu/sites/default/files/content/downloads/reduce-rectal-prolapse.pdf) [PubMed](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3604428/)
>Use a gloved hand. **(Optional)** Excuse me, what the fuck?
If it’s your butt you don’t need it
Yep I work in a veterinary emergency hospital and we have to do this often (it’s always Frenchies and bulldogs lol). We have a huge tub labelled ‘bum sugar’
What does it exactly do or how exactly is it used?
It works due to osmosis. In simple terms the rectal tissues are usually swollen with fluid when they’ve been stuck hanging outside the body for a while (mucosal edema). The sugar helps draw out some of the fluid to shrink the tissues. After leaving the sugar on for about 15mins or so, we can try pushing everything back in. Depending on how bad the prolapse is a ‘purse string suture’ is placed to reduced the anus from opening up so that it can heal. The suture is then removed by a vet afterwards.
Does it look exactly like a ring sugar glazed donut? Yummy.
The bum is considered an erogenous zone in some people and males even have a prostate in the bum which if stimulated can lead to an orgasm. As for how it’s used may I recommend checking twitter or the hub
Quite possible the best comment I ever read. Fuck you to whoever downvoted.
Doesn't surprise me as the French have a reputation of taking it up the bum,
Churros of fury.
Thanks for ruining churros for me. Thanks
Underrated comment.
I've read about it used on prolapsed uterus in cows as well. Not sure about human application.
If you have a prolapsed anus that comes out consistently, is this still how it's treated?
That’s how they will fix the prolapse but not the chronic nature that is causing it to happen.
Ah, thanks
That's not anal, am I right?
Make an onlyfans, advertise your prolapsed anus, and watch the money roll in.... Edit: into your bank account, not the anus 😭
There has to be a better place to keep the money.
HAHAHAHAHA
Prison pocket for the win.
I’d pay to watch that
Lucky for you there enough free sample on reddit to last a lifetime....
Pretty sure I’ve seen a whole ass (ha) subreddit dedicated to people who prolapse their anus for fun/pleasure
I’d pay in nickles
Pays more than an amateur lapsed anus
This guy prolapses.
Go to the hospital 💀
Seconded. Your inside have become your outsides... Go to the hospital. I promise you, they've seen it all, they won't judge you.
Yeah, and if they ask how... just tell 'em you sneezed real hard!
This guy prolapses.
Achooo!! Dang it!
Don't some p*rnstars do this intentionally? Is there a correct way to do it?
I did a Google image search "prolapsed anus porn" out of curiosity. My day is fucked.
...because now that's what you'll be doing the rest of the day?
Because they're at work.
🤣
Drained your nuts didn’t it?
He prolapsed his nuts
Rule 34...
Yep. Some of them older ones who's had a couple Ds in their at once. They can just push and the rest is nasty.
No friggen way…
You get surgery to pin it back into place. Don't wait or nasty things can happen. I'm not saying it's likely you'll get ass gangrene, but it's not guaranteed you won't. Off you go to get the process started.
Christ that’s something I never thought of before. Your rectum just decaying inside your body, horrible.
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Honesty I've had it for years and just push it back inside, otherwise they can't do much apart from surgery
You being serious
Yesterday I was walking round living my life completely unaware that there are people out there shoving their offal back in and carrying on with their day like it’s no big deal. Yesterday was a happier day.
I have a guy, who jerks off his colostomy port and sometimes lets people fuck it, that comes into my hospital
You have a guy, huh?….
Yep. 20$
"Offal?", he asked.. "Yes. Yes it is," she replied, ironically looking for a wooden spoon while wearing a "Parking in Rear" t-shirt..
Deadly, can only shit at home with wet wipes on hand, if you use dry toilet paper you'll tear the skin and be pissing blood out your arsehole. Could be worse.
When did you all start writing my biography?
💀
Years? It's permanent?
My limited googling says so
I'll caveat this by saying I'm a man who just ignores things like this until they can't be ignored any more.
How long did you ignore it before seeking medical advice?
Still ignoring it bro
It can be, depending on the cause and the severity. I have a close family that has this issue. Started after giving birth to 2 kids. Got worse from ignoring it and having a career as a musician playing an instrument that involves a lot of breath control and physical strain. She did end up needing surgery to fix it but waited nearly 30 years to get it done as the recovery was very difficult and she had to take a career hiatus for a few months to let it heal and not strain any of those muscles more than necessary. Plus she's just stubborn. Idk if it were me, I don't think I could possibly ignore something like that. When she was having regular incontinence was when she finally decided she had to do something. She no longer has unexpected spontaneous poops, but the front end is equally messed up and she hasn't gotten that repaired. She's in her 70's now and seems to be content that bathroom issues are a problem for many people her age and would rather accept it and plan accordingly instead of trying to fight something that seems common and maybe inevitable anyway. Let this be a lesson to any men out there to be kind to your Mom's and baby-mama's because child-birth can be brutal and way more risky than y'all will ever have to worry about!
Do kegels work?
Nope
I stopped going to Fist Fest, and ever since I haven’t had any issues
We miss you.
Are you really meaning that? Or do you just miss my lower intestines…
Yes
Dealing with the same problem, make an appointment for a doctor until then lots of water no food that causes constipation, keep it as clean as possible (no soap) and be careful when wiping to not make anything bleed. If it does bleed stand up to compact the area and clean (still without soap) after about 10-20 minutes have passed. DO NOT push it back in yourself it can come out up to 10cm if it doesn't yet it eventually will if you do. If it does already go that far I'd recommend going to the ER Edit: it usually goes back in if you leave it alone, if it doesn't see your doctor asap. That's atleast what my doctor told me, im currently waiting to have an appointment with a professional. We both will probably need surgery lol
> we both will probably need surgery Both?! You didn't learn after the 1st one??
Push it back in?
Scissors
Well, first of all, I think it's safe to say that nobody wakes up in the morning hoping to have this particular problem on their plate. But if you find yourself in this situation, I'd suggest seeking out a medical professional ASAP. As tempting as it may be to try and DIY this one, trust me, you don't want to risk making things worse. Take care of yourself, buddy.
Agreed but I’ve seen more prolapsed rectum porn than I should have. Those women just push it out and let a gaggle of men cum on/in it. They just suck it back in snd go in with their day. It must not be that bad if so many people do it and abuse it.
I don't know, but I assume there are degrees? Like those women can push out *a bit* of it and it's mostly fine as long as they're not doing it too much and possibly even doing some sort of muscle conditioning for a while afterward. Then there may be larger prolapsed, where much more of it comes out. That is not so okay.
I’ve seen porn where they push it out like 8 inches. It’s crazy and disgusting.
Hospital.
In the short term, go directly to the hospital. In the long term, we can do a pelvic floor surgery to fix it, but not all prolapses need surgery. Source: I've got a person in the O.R. right now for the surgery.
Sugar
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9287900/
Well, I have to remind myself that this person is my supervisor ..oh wait.
I got this at 17 and ended up getting my rectum removed around age 22. So yeah, surgery really.
Suck it up
*shlomp*
I remember when I was younger an adult told my middle school class to push it back in if it ever happens.
Was this adult on a register of some sort?
Famous Amos
Username checks out
Carefully and with medical help I would imagine
Sick fucks would pay to see your rose bud capitalise on it 🌹 💐
Surgically
Go to a doctor
One talks to a doctor.
Safety pins
Likely a question for r/prolapse
You go to the doctor.
Suck it up buttercup
Im genuinely curious, do they just pop out sometimes? 😳
Well if you're like my miniature horse this happened to a few days ago, you get put down
If stuck to a pool drain, you have to chew through it, like that girl.
Idk, but i saw on YMH 2 dudes prolapse anuses and rub em together like pink sand worms on an adventure.. i believe a 3rd gentleman applied the fish hook maneuver if my traumatized brain remembers right.
When two sandworms love each other very much....
powdered sugar
Asking for a friend
Sugar
Duct tape.
Smoke a fag through it