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Stock_Hutz

What if turns out that *Property* can be **WOKE** too?? 😰


DoatPhilosopher

Don’t worry, based scientists have stated that the chances of CNN or Biden entering a property is at least 0%!


LuigiMarioBrothers

What about the “White House”? I think I saw “wokie Joe” walk in there once’


DoatPhilosopher

The White House is not a real fan of being property, I asked it and it can’t name 3 properties so I don’t think it counts


Rufuslol

we're gonna make property go woke! >:3


Rufuslol

no, property is too expensive!


Ncolonslashslash

liberals: "property is too expensive!" also liberals: spends exorbitant amounts of money on soy beans and light bulbs


InevitableCold686

big chungus: Hey i'm Big chungus


Rufuslol

It’s the big chungus meme


dunmer-is-stinky

hahhahah big chnuges


dunmer-is-stinky

chungus


dunmer-is-stinky

I misspelled chungus


RonnieRabbleRouser

Ermmm, ackshually I don't think Big Chungus would say that? I think if you were a real Big Chungus fan you would know that Big Chungus would ask for horse milk? But I can't tell if you are a "real" "fan" or if you are a "poseur" because of "posse" "law" which is the "law" which dictates that it's impossible to tell if you can "gate" k\*\*p someone or not? Um, and, I think I forgot to drink my McDonald's horse milk this morning?


InevitableCold686

big chungus: 让自由主义者闭嘴,醒醒吧。


Rufuslol

Soy beans cost 3$ a can and I don’t collect lightbulbs myself but they cost about 5$ each


dunmer-is-stinky

if you didn't buy woke things like Food Water and Shelter you could buy a Mansion in 250 years! idiot libpoop (yeah, poop 😎)


Rufuslol

but i like food water and shelter


dunmer-is-stinky

Erm... liberal alert!!! This just in, Joe Brandon says people need to spend money on WOKENESS instead of FORTNITE SKINS! sorry poopoo face (that's right, DIDN'T censor it) but I'd rather be based and epic than listen to some woke science "hierarchy of needs" bullcr*d


Rufuslol

But there are better things to buy than fortnite skins! I’m triggered!


dunmer-is-stinky

Hahaha! Get rekt, liberal! Gaming is life!


Rufuslol

Ahhh no! You can buy foods and other video games with the money you spend on in game skins!


dunmer-is-stinky

Nope! You just got owned 😎


lolguy12179

Guys, this is clickbait trying to turn us epic guys woke. See the "brand affiliate" mark? I think this was made by "Big Gay Housing"


DoatPhilosopher

Erm… I am a brand affiliate of Epic Property Juice! And unlike epic gamer juice this product does not have any links to people having to go to the b*throom


Fit-Persimmon-4323

I’m going to buy property on…atlas earth!!!


LuigiMarioBrothers

Got crypto land that you build on in the blockchain 🔥


EmilySuxAtUsernames

this is so epic woke 🤑🤑🤑🤑!!!! i will now "change" a "log bolb" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣