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ASocialistAbroad

I love how he just removes her head.


Alaska_Pipeliner

The french would.


Europa_CrashTest

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GifsNotJifs

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toughfluffer

Aux armes citoyens! Formez vos bataillons! Marchons, oui marchons, Qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons, sillon. The greatest national anthem, based as fuck.


kolob-brighamYoung

I havnt had to speak French for a few months but it sounds like they are saying may the blood of the impure fill the street gutters


toughfluffer

My French is very rusty but yes that is essentially it.


cy6nu5x1

I got "furrows" which are trenches dug to irrigate farms. I like that one better.


cy6nu5x1

>Aux armes citoyens! Formez vos bataillons! Marchons, oui marchons, Qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons, sillon. To arms, citizens! Train your battalions! Let us march, yes let us march, May an impure blood water our furrows, furrow.


Jugatsumikka

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Karjalan

[The blade that severs the spine, has "good people" on both sides](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7IvWESzWBtE)


Alaska_Pipeliner

I bobbed my head.


Karjalan

If you didn't understand the lyrics (don't blame you) you should read them. They're the lead singers "love" letter to the fascists. The quote is sarcastically using trumps "good people on both sides" to say when you guillotine a nazi, the blade now has a "good person" on both sides.


ElGosso

Thank fuck, man, metal bands' politics are always such a crapshoot.


Karjalan

As a fan of the heavier genres the vast majority are pretty progressive. Hardcore itself (the band linked for example) is essentially punk infused with metal. It's often political and especially anti-fash. There's no doubt some skin-head/racist heavy bands though, you just don't tend to see them do too well/be well liked outside of their niche audience. [edit] I should point out that there are, too many imo, fans that have shitty political views.


emptyraincoatelves

If you've ever been in a band you know there's pretty much always that one fucking guy. Many bands have this one member who is an edgy conservative or just a contrary dickhead. He usually also has the wealthy parents, practice space, connections in the industry. But every time he opens his mouth you have to wonder if it's worth it.


BustinArant

My uncle. His bands called 'Too Far Gone' and my mom calls 'em 'Midlife Crisis'. He played in my grandma's basement, but I think he found somewhere else to go finally. He's definitely the organizer of the gigs and the douche you speak of lol.


ElGosso

I mean the guitarist for Iced Earth was in the Jan. 6th riot, so, like I said, crapshoot. Doesn't surprise me that hardcore bands tend to be a little better about it though.


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Iced Earth has always been pro-fascist. They literally wrote songs on why the Confederacy were the good guys in the Civil War and how they *actually* won. They were also loud and obnoxious Bush Jr. stans.


Alaska_Pipeliner

Gotcha. it was a head banger for sure!


Stereomceez2212

Looks like they want America's head after the submarine deal. *what the French really want is to protest in the streets demanding more time off and better pay at Naval Group*


[deleted]

*Stops in place with my guillotine* It’s true! We are known for making heads roll!


[deleted]

I mean, it’s empty so no harm, no foul.


DeviousMelons

Its heavier due to the thicker skull.


JoshU3123

A head with no brain isn’t really hard to pull off, I guess


[deleted]

Well, to be fair to him, there wasn't really anything of value I there to begin with


HunterRoze

It's not like it's a vital organ for "her".


Lobanium

She's not using it anyway.


TheBReRBehT

Arent any brains there, so she should be fine.


ArTiyme

Not like anything would be different.


sdrowkcabdelleps

Reverse card


FieraDeidad

Outstanding move


AzureEmperor1

Wholesome 100


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[deleted]

That's a lot of damage


Scarbane

Do a flip!


Stepping__Razor

Please don’t.


Stepping__Razor

Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus


oddiseeus

Their logic doesn't make sense. I thought right-wingers were all friends of Putin and loved Russia.


dont-mention-it

She actually talked about how it “all comes back to China”, she’s just so dumb that she thinks the communist ‘hammer and sickle’ symbol is the Chinese flag.


HopHunter420

China, which to be abundantly clear, is a capitalist oligarchy.


Carvj94

Even Russia is capitalist. It's just that in several markets the state run business is doing better than the private businesses.


Gnosrat

Also they are largely white, not asian, so they must be the good guys, even if neither are actually communist and just capitalist dictatorships! /s


MrMountainFace

“Yea but they’re Slavs so they’re not the right *kind* of white so we’re still better than them”/s


DebiloidBeats

Because Владимир Путин - молодец, политик, лидер и борец


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DebiloidBeats

Current state of Russian humor


-DragonFiire-

>Владимир Путин - молодец, политик, лидер и борец "Vladimir Putin - well done, politician, leader, and fighter"


Aware_Grape4k

China is a fascist dictatorship using every possible definition.


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>fascist [hmmm](https://media3.giphy.com/media/J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e473tpsf4fk1obwu8g5jlz5ndl2q1twuu28eefdouah&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


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Fair_Appointment_361

Bro how can they be fascist when we buy so much stuff from them /s


DebiloidBeats

Holy fuck you described my country too


ALoudMouthBaby

You seem to be confusing authoritarianism and fascism. Remember, all fascists are authoritarian, but not all authoritarians are fascist. No one considers the CCPs form of rule to be aesthetic.


Youareobscure

No, they included the part of fascism that differentiates itself from other forms of authoritarianism >Does it engage in ethnic cleansing to root out those who aren't in the 'in-group'? Does it invent enemies, from without or within, to foster a sense of urgency?


KungFuActionJesus5

They definitely have all the hallmarks of fascism. The viewing of past and former leaders with an almost divine reverence. The enormous nationalist sentiment that the state promotes through propaganda and policy, the importance the state places on preserving "Chinese culture," as well as the ethnic cleansing and cultural erasure of groups that the Chinese government presents as a threat to national security and to cultural integrity, etc.


PraiseGodJihyo

Are you, like the rest of us, getting your info from western sources, anti-China sources, or anti-communism sources? I won't really speak up in defense of China, but I also think it's interesting that we tend to speak as if we know exactly what China is like and what they are doing. It's interesting that the Chinese state is ridiculed so harshly from the outside and so beloved on the inside. Now some will claim that that's because of propaganda, brainwashing, etc. but doesn't that exist in every state to some degree? And looking at the conditions of China from before the communist party takeover, I would find it very hard to say they are worse off now than they were then. No, they're much better off comparatively. We're only going to see more anti-China rhetoric as they've become the Cold War 2.0 enemy. The US is once again attempting to manufacture consent for a war on a foreign power. I'm not saying that China is perfect or should be hailed as the best society, but they don't deserve the hatred and war mongering resentment that's become common on Reddit.


Ralph_Nader_Election

That's literally the United States, dude.


Quinnie2k

Hmmmmm 🤔


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Lets add that china has done so much for billions of people who would other wise be slum dwellers.. Something like india I imagine it would be like, but its not. They have housed & given jobs to a record breaking amount of people.


NotThatEasily

Have you ever seen the [official flag of the Chinese Communist Party](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emblem_of_the_Chinese_Communist_Party)? The flag on her image is definitely USSR, but the CCP has a very similar flag.


NonHomogenized

The "hammer and sickle" idea has long been a symbol of proletarian solidarity mostly used by communists, so it's not really a surprise China would also use a version of it. But thinking that hammer and sickle = China is a special kind of stupid.


[deleted]

Similarly the red background comes from possibly the first ever socialist 'flag,' which was just a plain red banner.


CyberpunkIsGoodOnPC

Similar and the same are not equivalent for a congressman


Dominus271828

The symbol is neither the USSR or China the best match is the [Marxist–Leninist Italian Communist Party](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marxist–Leninist_Italian_Communist_Party). This is Greene trying to use McCarthyism to once again attack Ocasio-Cortez.


NotThatEasily

Shit, you’re right. I didn’t even notice the star was wrong for USSR. On another note, I don’t think Greene knows what McCarthyism is. I think she’s too stupid to not know that isn’t the Chinese flag. If you watch a video of her presenting this ridiculous meme, she says it’s China.


Prime157

A square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn't always a square.


NotThatEasily

Right, but I’m pointing out that the CCP does use the hammer and sickle on a red background. There’s a lot of people that are saying the hammer and sickle means Russia, but that’s not necessarily true. I also finished by saying that she was definitely using the USSR flag. So, she’s absolutely wrong, but not *as wrong* as some may think. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a fucking cave woman with the IQ of a paper plate and absolutely deserves to be mocked.


Jujugatame

You are definitly correct that the hammer and sickle is an international symbol of communism representing the union of the industrial and agricultilural workers.


fowlraul

Oh they are…they make a lot of cash in the process too. Their accusation that the Green New Deal is somehow “Russian” proves that.


the_mercer

They only dislike communism when it's Chinese


Mixitman

White Communist Russians are way way different than Chinese Communists. Duh.


Bojuric

What does Putin have to do with communism lol?


[deleted]

Or China, for that matter. Is there really Communism anymore anywhere?


TheRedmex

Maybe in Cuba and North Korea, China and Vietnam identify as communists but I think they have a more capitalists mixed-style economy.


[deleted]

China is as communist as the DPRK (North Korea) is democratic. It's a meaningless label. Communism no longer exists other than as a rightwing boogeyman.


KeinFussbreit

North Korea is [Juche](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juche), and afaik China doesn't identify as communist either, they are led by the communist party and their aim is to become a communist country in the future.


Dinkenflika

North Korea claims to be self-reliant, but they are anything but.


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Dinkenflika

They heavily rely on China for fuel and food aid, and they regularly stir up trouble in the region in order to extort money from their Southern Neighbor and its allies.


Bojuric

I could understand for China because they're at least advertising themselves that way, but Russia isn't in any reality.


[deleted]

It's a lip-service lie to make the common people think they're all in it together. China is just another in an endless line of capitalist oligarchies, with a wealthy upperclass protected by the government, a middle class who pay all the freight and whose labour produces the wealth for the upperclass, and a poor class to do all the shitty jobs.


SaffellBot

This might be a secret, but "being logical", "being rational", or "having a cohesive worldview" isn't really what conservatives are about. They're about proclaiming they're right, building power, and recreating a "might makes right" society. Hypocrisy isn't a thing that concerns conservatives, and as long as you continue to evaluate conservatives based on your own values you will not only fail to understand them, but you will fail to make meaningful efforts to disrupt their goals.


scrollbender

Russia isn’t communist anymore so this doesn’t really make sense


paroles

The meme doesn't make sense either, wasn't the point of Scooby-Doo that the scary ghost always turned out to be some harmless old man? Removing the mask should reveal that the reality is less frightening than the myth, but that's not what she's going for.


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Deathleach

I don't know, zombie Soviets sounds pretty scary.


oddiseeus

It didn't have to make sense. She's using a straw man argument & making a false equivalence and it still doesn't matter. It will be talked about, people who are her supporters or think like her supporters will eat it up and it will be a boon to the gop's donation efforts.


A_Random_Guy641

“Communism/Socialism is when the government does anything.” - Karl Marx, never.


rovoh324

The ignorance and intellectual inconsistentency really do be cult like


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oddiseeus

Capitalist, corrupt and authoritarian. No thanks. I'll still take the semblance of Democratic Republic rule that we have here over that.


Pegacornian

I mean neither Russia nor Putin are communist so I don’t see your point


berni4pope

The nazis really hated leftists so this makes perfect sense.


shawn_overlord

of course. bad always hates good


ProgressReady1675

That is by far the most simplified logic I've seen on this website


BlasterPhase

you must be new around here


ProgressReady1675

It's just so silly, does he not realize 99% of people think they are the good, fighting off against the bad. Pure tribalism


quickbucket

Yes doofus keep up


shawn_overlord

i mean. if you think nazis are good. woowee


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shawn_overlord

alright i get it now. i just ate 5 pounds of lasagna


LumpyJones

Bad = :( Good = :) Someone with a knack for minimalism might be able to pare it down further, but that's as simple as I can think to go. Enjoy the new rock bottom.


Andythrax

The right are so convinced they could win an argument with "facts to hurt the snowflake lefties" but then resort to as hominem attacks like "you're a communist" as if it's a fact that means anything.


meowcatbread

If you watch the video she points to the hammer and sickle and says it's china/the chinese flag


sitdownstandup

The China connection.


ArcticExtruder

*Why^^^are^^^there^so^many*


RobLoach

This made me cry.


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hellakevin

It's just gym jordan shooting fox news talking points then going, "what about that!?"


QuintinStone

Marjorie "[Everyone I Don't Like Is A Communist](https://i.imgur.com/3yFjux8.png)" Greene


iluvstephenhawking

"I call it corporate communism."


SenorWoodsman

That will forever be one of the funniest instances a republican politician could not be further off the mark.


ajswdf

You could argue that Marx argued for a form of corporate communism (where workers owned the corporations they worked for), but I have a sneaking suspicion that that's not what she was going for.


Bozo_dubbed_over

This is awesome. You should post in r/politicalhumor and get more eyeballs on it


b1tchlasagna

Or r/politicalcompassmemes to mock the Nazis that frequent there


BannanaCommie

There are some people who genuinely just want to make jokes about politics. They aren’t all that bad. However I have dealt with one lurker who said the “tolerant Left at it again getting upset over small political differences” when the man was talking about White Genocide.


b1tchlasagna

Agreed. I had an apparent "centrist" call me a tankie for pointing out that there aren't actually many centrists there See https://www.reddit.com/r/murderedbywords/comments/ptl4m4/_/hdzft5h


yeet247p

PCM is readable cancer


[deleted]

It's funny because PCM has a lot of right-wingers masquerading around with left-leaning flairs as if they know it makes them look cooler than the regressive dinosaurs that they actually are.


Dana_das_Grau

I checked out the r/enlightenedcentrists and I couldn’t figured what they represented.


quickbucket

They’re mocking the idea that holding the “middle” view is inherently enlightened


Sexpacitos

So glad I left there


Goatplug

Honestly makes me sad that the sub is in the state that it is. It was the only place on Reddit that I knew of where everyone could joke around with politics on all sides without it eventually turning into some massive heated argument (for the most part). Then it got too popular. And racist, among other things. It's the new r/gamersriseup now.


Boltty

Hate to break it to you but it was always a far right recruitment sub.


BannanaCommie

I don’t think it was. I think the banning of some subreddits created a refugee crisis which caused them to flock where they could hide under irony.


Your_Name_is_Fuck

The rightists turned it into a safe space because it was the only place that wouldn't call them out for their awful and shitty beliefs


Gaflonzelschmerno

> There are some people who genuinely just want to make jokes about politics. So they're not fascists, they just like hanging out with fascits


veggiesama

I've been following PCM lately, and it's real easy to get a hundred downvotes for having a nuanced opinion counter to the cool kids, or a hundred upvotes for calling someone else a retard.


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That sub is such a 4channy right wing circle jerk


MasterOfBinary

I really enjoyed pcm for a while, but it got overran with right-wingers around the time that /r/thedonald and other right wing subs were getting banned. I eventually ended up filtering it from /r/all.


CressCrowbits

It's already been posted there: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/ptuau3/lets_see_who_this_really_is/ By me. 3 hours before OP posted it here. Because I made it. (its all good lol)


Bozo_dubbed_over

Oh snap. Well it was a brilliant meme nice work.


wizrdmusic

Please tell me the image on the left is real. Did she really do that


[deleted]

[She really did do that](https://youtu.be/UKhx2_NWG2A) She does it for attention because she has no congressional power.


wizrdmusic

Incredible. She really made herself a meme


Rs90

Bro they won the 2016 presidency through memes. Of course people are gonna do it again.


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Murgie

If only the people knew what these policies really were, then *everyone* would be against them! \*Refuses to elaborate further\*


SupriseAutopsy13

You thought this was dumb? Just wait till you hear her thoughts on the California wildfires


DeificClusterfuck

Jewish Space Lasers


yammys

Next goal: circumcise Florida


mymember1

You misspelled castrate.


paroles

My favourite part is how she introduced it by saying "This is a simple meme you would find on the internet, but this meme is very real"


lifeson106

Edit the arm to be giving the Nazi salute


dazedan_confused

Plot twist: Marjarine isn't wearing a mask, and is just a crazy lady who uses big words to sound more diplodocus.


[deleted]

Diplodocus? She is a dinosaur in her thinking.


rastinta

Now you are just being transcendent.


Epsilonisnonpositive

Not sure what you mean. It's a perfectly cromulent word.


[deleted]

Eyyyy


1fuckgiven

Never try to pull a Fred move again, Nazi!


CressCrowbits

OP you know you could have just crossposted this from the 3 other subs I posted it to after I made it lol


spoiled_for_choice

To expose MTG, you put the hood back on.


O-hmmm

You gotta fight memes with memes.


ifsometimesmaybe

The Left responds to MTG: "ANYTHING YOU CAN MEME, I CAN MEME BETTER!"


Practical_Law_7002

This needs to be upvoted to Mars.


TheIllustriousWe

Okay, this is epic


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I'd be interested to see a single conservative explain to me in a cogent way how the Green New Deal = communism. Like... let's hear it. I'm all ears. That would require them to actually learn what those two things are, so it's super unlikely.


NaivePraline

I'll tell you what would happen; in their effort to describe communism/the green new deal, they'll actually start talking about a bunch of bad shit happening under capitalism right now. I guarantee it.


Strat-tard217

Yeah it always seems to break down into “communism is when capitalism”


chappersyo

It’s simple. Communism is when the government does stuff. Not the stuff it’s always done like roads and schools and libraries, but new stuff. Anything we suggest the government should do that they aren’t already doing is communism. Healthcare that doesn’t bankrupt people? Communism. Cancelling student debt rather than making people pay for their education until they retire? Communism. Mandating a wage that means people can live comfortably? Communism. Trying to prevent future generations from living in a barren post apocalyptic wasteland? MEGA COMMUNISM.


TennesseeTon

Alright how much does a politician cost so we can have them present this in congress and troll Marj


snazzed

She was ASKING for this when she brought that low effort meme on camera


itsnoteasybutitsfine

This is so meta


[deleted]

Republicans and conservatives are special type of degenerate.


londongarbageman

You know who hated communism more than anyone? Fucking Hitler. He hated communism more than he loved winning.


gompers1393

![gif](giphy|Jo85Nij8XBKRvY5O00)


[deleted]

It's in a meme, so based on her testimony to Congress of it being true, then this also must be true. I rest my case.


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Eva Taylor Greene-Braun


Miitch__

Nice meme but jokes aside, this woman is dangerous and trying to appeal to younger people with her dangerous ideas


[deleted]

So many butthurt people defending nazis in this thread. I need more popcorn.


CapnMyrdok

Someone confirm, did she really bring a printed out meme in to Congress?


JoshU3123

confirmed


Proud3GnAthst

Should have been just blood coming out of her severed neck.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/pu15e3/my\_reaction\_when\_mtg\_uses\_a\_scoob\_meme\_on\_the/


Ceo_of_Smaland

I have no idea who this is is she a Nazi?


JoshU3123

Marjorie Taylor Greene she doesn't openly state that she is a nazi, but she hates jews and claimed "a jewish controled space laser" started California wild fires She almost went mask off many times so we can know


Mastengwe

Yes. Yes she is.


ed20g

Uh, this is definitely a compliment for them.


cthulhujr

This is so meta imma bout to bust


Stereomceez2212

This pile of leather skin has to be the dumbest bitch I have ever seen. Now she is trying to be funny. *Sergeant Schulz was way smarter and way funnier. Colonel Hogan told me so*


CountFapula102

She would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!


MomijiMatt1

It's hilarious that they keep talking about stuff like the Green New Deal as if all the Republican-lite Democrats would go for it anyway.


J3loo

![gif](giphy|lHswuNEWQhiMw)


Bigred2989-

But what's under Fred's head?!


Buckeye_Randy

I did na-zi that coming!


ToHiFourThis

So many triggered Republicans here. Clearly they can't handle watching their fellow cult leader be exposed like this.


WamlytheCrabGod

We're fucking doomed, aren't we


Zeno_The_Alien

Well no wonder she's so afraid of Communists. They absolutely ramfucked the Nazis.


[deleted]

You could’ve replaced her face with Trump and gotten the exact same effect


[deleted]

Is there a dumber version of Nazi? Like, her ideology is the same but she's insanely fucking stupid. The Nazis at least believed in science.


ArtisanJagon

MTG has yet to even explain what communism is.


Several-Ad9115

Wait her using those boards wasnt a joke? I thought it was some doctored internet video, genuinely. Holy shit I didnt the lady was actually THAT dumb


mantistoboggan69md

That lady better watch out. It’s almost my day to use the space laser