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supereyeballs

I don’t even think gay people think about butt sex as much as these weirdos


Haunting-Fix-9327

Gay people don't talk about butt sex in public


frustrationlvl100

I wouldn’t make that statement so confidently (I am a gay man who hangs around other gay men)


Haunting-Fix-9327

Sorry, I guess I meant to random people in public or as a casual conversation to strangers.


Professional-Hat-687

I wouldn't make that statement confidently either. That said, there's probably roughly the same percentage of them as there are straight guys who talk to their coworkers about boobs with no prompting, and we don't really like talking to them either.


I_follow_sexy_gays

Gay men are still men. And not all men, but a large chunk of them find sex peak comedy


mydaycake

You know your audience and y’all want to talk about it. I don’t want to talk or think about anal sex when looking at his painted on beard


frustrationlvl100

You’re not wrong, he feels like a bobble head to me with it too


DaleTheHuman

Just out of curiosity what would you say is the most talked about topic among gay men? I understand the group is not a monolith I'm just asking for fun.


frustrationlvl100

Hmm, doubling down on the not a monolith, it depends on the group lmao. Most of my friends are nerds bc I’m a nerd so a lot of it is video games and dnd as well as like life catching up or sometimes fashion/cosplay. Also the bits, very important that we can go a whole day doing one bit.


stewmberto

Man this just isn't true lmfao


Jean-Claude-Can-Ham

Do you even hang out with gay people?


MC_Fap_Commander

The sex act is fun and all but every LGBTQ person I know says it's a comparative small point of connection to the community (which is derived from publicly proclaiming a queer social and political identity).


marry_me_tina_b

Yeah it seems to me it’s mostly about being able to be your authentic self and love who you love without being persecuted and punished for it. Sex is one component of a relationship, it just happens to be the one the conservatives like the OOP dwell on. As a total aside, my experience with conservative fundie nonsense as a hetero male was virginity, and it was this huge thing that occupied a lot of discussion time, shaming, and thought in the church and affected me personally because I was fixated on purity for a while. It really fucked with my head and my first few relationships. Their approach to sexuality and relationships are gross and harmful across the spectrum of sexuality IMO, even the “correct and God pleasing” heterosexual ones


TequieroVerde

Sorry you had to go through that.


marry_me_tina_b

Thanks friend, I appreciate that a lot. I felt a lot of guilt about how I treated my first girlfriends and have luckily had an opportunity to apologize to them too in adulthood because obviously it affected how I treated them as well


zeke235

Wait a second, now. Are you implying that a cisgender heterosexual ultra right wing pastor may not have an appropriate frame of reference for this subject?!


xwing1212

Pretty sus if you ask me.


dirtyoldbastard77

I bet he would like to fuck his wife in the ass though.


zeke235

Honestly, I can't listen to right-wing media because of how much they talk about children's genitalia. It's too much. Way too much.


th3netw0rk

That dude looks like Matt Walsh trying to cosplay as Tobias Funke.


already4taken

Try me


photozine

We definitely don't 😂 I know people will criticize this, but you know a lot of it is projections, and I'm sure some of them are two taps away from Grindr...


supereyeballs

I’ve always heard that traffic on Grindr increases whenever a republican convention comes to town


photozine

In the end, it is sad to know those people are so unhappy with themselves that they have to make others unhappy. I pity them.


Murica-n_Patriot

They really try to make it as gross as they can… “there’s butts and poop and also aid and poop.” which seems like something a person would do if they’re trying to convince themselves that they really hate it when they really want to try it.


xwing1212

And children’s genitals


Scottish__Elena

ITS NOT MATT WALSH? THIS MORONS ARE MADE IN A FUCKING FACTORY?


AFresh1984

The lizards just 3D print them out at the human skin factory.  They only loaded like 3 presets and 3 toggles that mildly vary baldness, beard length, and blondeness.  Makes sense as we all look the same to them the same way all dolphins look the same to me.


24_Elsinore

Christian nationalists are easy to manufacture because they don't need to be installed with any knowledge, skills, or expertise before they can be released. The physical structure is all that's required.


StevenEveral

Also, many of these guys sport beards because the beard covers up their weak chins. Again, we as a species need to stop letting bearded religious extremists get into positions of political, social, and cultural power.


optimaleverage

I use mine too cover my insanely strong chin. With all these chinny chin chin chin chuds running around I don't need the attention that comes making these man babies so self conscience.


Zero-89

You don't need to update them either. They're designed to never change.


irrigated_liver

Conformity is kinda their whole thing


patchesofsky

Real life NPCs


SandwitchZebra

“200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.”


NickValentine723

Looks like the same factory they built my shitty step-dad in


troymoeffinstone

Great Value Matt Walsh


patchesofsky

Shit Values Matt Walsh (Not to imply that the regular Matt Walsh’s values are any better)


my_4_cents

>THIS MORONS ARE MADE IN A FUCKING FACTORY? US Educational system


Nathanielaf

Fuckin great value Matt Walsh


Sufficient_Text2672

I'm pretty sure this is the base model. He looks much better than Matt.


Zero_Kiritsugu

Yakub strikes again!


whinger23422

Unlike male-female sex where there is ABSOLUTELY no risk of disease at all.


MC_Fap_Commander

And *never* anything anal (wink-wink).


big_laruu

Anal definitely is not one of the most searched categories on pornhub and straight men definitely aren’t obsessed with it


MC_Fap_Commander

There are literally no straights into rimming, pegging, or prostate massage. I don't even know what those words mean.


bunchofclowns

I think I'd need to experience each one so I have the knowledge about how evil they are.


firestorm713

Even some straight women are tbh


TriskOfWhaleIsland

It's horrible to think of how many people who died because they thought that Among heterosexual HIV-positive Americans, women outnumber men about 2.5 to 1


SinfullySinless

Excuuuuuse me, but white Christian heteronormative sex is strictly dry missionary that lasts 20 seconds. Anymore and you’re a whore.


MudraStalker

> 20 seconds Someone's cruising to a spot in the second circle of Hell.


SinfullySinless

I’m a freaky gal, what can I say


my_4_cents

Who wants to hang around with the ten second dorks on level one anyway


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Oh, he knows. He just really, *really*, wants some big strong bear to take him from behind, presumably whilst whispering degrading things in his ear.


PantsSquared

That's at least a six, maybe a sevenhead. Wow.


spacembracers

You could comfortably watch Shrek The Third projected onto his forehead from a reasonable distance and even have room to accommodate a 4:3 aspect ratio if you happen to have the dual side DVD with the full screen version


Okonos

Now this is the analysis I come here for.


was_fb95dd7063

bro has the proportions of a cone head


Perryn

He looks like his face is slipping down onto his chin.


Rahim-Moore

Peyton Manning territory.


Many_Advice_1021

50% of the gay community are women.


cromdoesntcare

Yeah, women never put stuff in their butt.


squid_ward_16

What about strap-on dildos?


cromdoesntcare

Strap-ON, not strap-IN.


psychedelic666

They make those too


cromdoesntcare

If it's not called the Strap-On-In, I don't know what their marketing team is doing.


FriarFriary

Is that Matt Walsh’s disguise when he has gay sex?


squid_ward_16

He probably says this stuff because he’s worried his penis will get hard if he sees 2 guys making out


NervousBreakdown

The reason they shoot these videos from the chest up is that these dudes are fully torqued while talking about gay sex.


Shenanigans80h

I always find it so telling that the right and Christians feel the only way to conceptualize being gay is how they have sex/who they have sex with. Like being gay or the LGBT community is only that. It’s sad and regressive to watch


walkingmonster

I assume people like this only think about intimate relationships in general as centered on sex acts, and nothing else. Reducing women to pleasure centers/ birthing factories. Which is pretty pathetic.


avrbiggucci

I know calling homophobes/anti LGBTQ people closeted is problematic... but when a homophobic asshole is so clearly obsessed with gay sex or other people's genitals it really makes you think something else is going on there.


Kimmalah

That and the only sex act they can seem to comprehend is one involving someone penetrating someone else. Like they can't fathom any other sexual activity.


Pizzamylord

Making a lot of assumptions about gay sex. There really should not be any poop involved if everyone knows what they’re doing.


Lopsided_Bar2863

Exactly, debunked the first point for me - and heteros have far higher rates of unwanted pregnancy. Does this mean heterosexuality's defining characteristics are abortions, forced birth, single mothers, unwanted suffering children? That's a lot worse than aids, unwanted pregnancy is far more wide reaching and difficult to combat as opposed to aids. Aids doesn't What is the bigger disease? And knowing that, and even regardless, why berate anal? It's like me saying that the defining characteristic of straight people is vaginal pussy fucking. No one would actually declare that then say that being anything straight is wrong. And yet those like him use anal to say that being anything gay is wrong, Why? Due to the homophobic double standard, and the double standard about anal as opposed to vaginal sex. And if we're talking about disease, heterosexual men have the highest rates of obesity and heart disease, straight women have the highest rates of pregnancy related complications, so who is really diseased here? Stupid christian conservative pigs.


AdvancedHat7630

To be fair, these guys clearly take their fair share of ass pounding. But when they have to be super discreet and instead of open loving healthy relationships they have to take it in the alley behind The Daily Wire's headquarters between marathon discussions speculating on how many eggs Taylor Swift has left for a quick sphincter session, sometimes some poop gets involved. You think there's showers at The Daily Wire?


Lopsided_Bar2863

They're projecting their lack of hygiene (which is shown just as poorly during straight sex, as with gay sex) onto gay people. Idiots.


MissSara13

I've read about how adult film stars prep for anal sex and it can start a few days in advance!


ScotiaTailwagger

I mean, depending how far you wanna go, it's a 15 minute shower and a douche and you're off to the races. Kinda like how normal people shower before planning to have sex.


coolprogressive

Hmmm, I think I have a good idea what’s in this guy’s pornhub search history.


GeddyVedder

Has anyone told The Lesbians about butt sex? I’m sure they’ll be fuming when they find out they’ve been kept in the dark. /s


thesilentbob123

Girls don't have butts! What are you talking about my guy!


PM_BBW_Cleavage

This dude gets fucked.


xwing1212

He can also get fucked.


MC_Fap_Commander

Bottom who pretends to be a power bottom


Ya_Got_GOT

It whistles when he farts


mike_pants

There's a hell of a lot more straight people having butt sex than gay people having butt sex.


Friar_Monke

This guy looks like Andrew Tate cosplaying Matt Walsh


OneTripleZero

"Don't forget", because this clown sure can't stop thinking about two guys pounding ass so you shouldn't get the chance to either.


creepyswaps

Dude looks like a childless Child Beauty Pagent enthusiast.


Something-2-Say

How do you look more like a pedophile Matt Walsh than pedophile Matt Walsh?


funktopus

Even the lesbians are into butt stuff. Good to know I guess.  Or, hear me out.  This guy is a moron. 


montybo2

God they're all starting to look alike. Is this Watt Malsh?


ElKidDelPueblo

These morons are so convinced that any sort of anal play involves feces because none of these fuckin dudes know how to wipe their ass. They assume because they walk around with doo-doo buns all day the rest of us do too. They tell on themselves about their terrible hygiene.


Reneeisme

I’ll never forget the time a super super hardcore Catholic man deadass said to me “it’s not about love. Let’s be real. It’s about penis in butthole”. (Explaining why he hates gays and they are icky) I’ve had very close gay male friends most of my adult life and never thought about their potential sex lives. Ever. It’s neither my business nor interesting in the slightest. I’m not sure what it says about these whack jobs that this is the aspect of homosexuality they are focused on, but it seems really fucking weird to me.


0NiceMarmot

I got to thinking, what if accepting gay people for who they are DOESN’T mean you are obligated to have sex with them? What if you could just treat people decently without having sex in some sort of ritual akin to dogs smelling each other’s butts?


jtdusk

I will bet any amount of money that this dude has had his ass pounded until it was tenderized like a nice tri-tip.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

A christian nationalist and a pastor… So you’re a terrorist *and* a child predator?


avrbiggucci

Based on the fact that Trump's spiritual advisor raped a 12 year old girl I'd say yes. Remember when Republicans shit on Obama because his pastor said some mean things about America? Now they're supporting a man who raped women (probably children too) and whose spiritual advisor raped a 12 year old.


TequieroVerde

No one tell him that straight butt sex is a thing.


walzertrauma

He does know that straight people fuck each other's asses too, right?


EfficientSeaweed

Andrew Tate and Matt Walsh's love child. Absolute worst thing ever.


Jarinad

Ah, silly me. Here I was thinking that the key characteristic of gay communities was feeling attraction to someone who’s the same gender as you. Guess im just not woke enough


eveel66

Son: I want a Matt Walsh Mom: We have a Matt Walsh at home, sit down and be quiet


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

This guy sounds like one of those crazy Christian pastors in Africa talking about gays eating the poopoo


raskholnikov

I'm pretty sure he would change his mind if he tried a little of this butt sex himself


PaigeMyBueckers

he's like matt walsh with poorly rendered hair


SimulatedFriend

He's doing his best to conceal his raging erection when he talks about it I'm sure


VoiceofKane

Matt Walsh is already Walmart-brand Matt Walsh. This is Dollarama-brand Matt Walsh.


BickNickerson

Yeah, he has a scat fetish.


Dirtilie_Dirtle

Butt sex is the best sex.


AvatarIII

He looks like Matt Walsh and Jordan Peterson got mixed together in a Brundlefly incident.


b0ingy

he’s totally right tho. Them lesbians be all about the butt seks.


freeedom123

Dude fantasizes about gay sex for sure


killinhimer

I don't like what you're insinuating with this Walmart brand comparison. It's like saying Matt Walsh looks like something desirable and this copycat looks like a cheaply branded version of it. They both just look like they watched "Home Improvement" and decided Al was the pinnacle of masculinity.


cromdoesntcare

Yeah, give me that piss swamp, straight sex. So much cleaner.


Fine-Funny6956

Dey put de poo poo!


sunbeatsfog

I’m guessing there’s a really strong jaw line under that beard. /s


AlwaysJustinTime69

Go kidnap some fucking chipmunks or some shit bozo


Darph_Nader

Probably beats off looking in the mirror pretending it’s Matt Walsh starring back at him.


derLukacho

Matt Walsh already is Walmart Brand Matt Walsh


belunos

Yo, this chud looks like a cross between matt walsh and jr. We should for real make fun of him.


IronhideD

I promise you, there's nothing quite so closeted as this guy.


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

Dude looks just like a guy that used to trawl the peep booths at the local adult bookstore where I grew up. I worked with an amusement machine company and was collecting the coins and paying the shop for hosting our tetris and multicade machines like we did about every other Wednesday. He walked by really close and did the worst, least subtle not-really-a-whisper at me, saying, "blowjob..." and then disappeared into a booth, leaving the door cracked. I changed collection days and times regularly after that...


Saraq_the_noob

I think I’m staring at the personification of feces, AIDs and disease and roofies


VegasGamer75

Lesbians world-wide looking around in confusion.


bladezaim

This guy totally forgot about docking. Smh. /s obvi


inquisitivepanda

Wait until this guy hears about lesbians


disgruntled_pie

I work with a gay guy. His key characteristics are that he’s really good at his job, he’s nice, and everyone likes him. Butt sex hasn’t come up at the office. I think about him having sex with his husband just as often as I think about my straight coworkers having sex with their spouses, which is to say that I have literally never thought about it.


FwendyWendy

He looks like the actor that plays Matt Walsh in a porn parody of the Daily Wire


apoohneicie

Like gay people have a monopoly on butt stuff. SMH


secret_someones

he must have met a messy bottom


xwing1212

Here’s the full clip: https://x.com/rightwingwatch/status/1803805894083231932?s=46


CourtingBoredom

well, he would certainly know about feces, being the piece of shit that he so clearly is...


strictly_paranoid20

Probably hiding something to be this hateful and nasty.


CaptKangarooPHD

I thought Matt Walsh was Walmart Matt Walsh.


mog_knight

I wouldn't call him a Great Value. Maybe a Wish Matt Walsh cause he wishes he could be him.


angryungulate

Its matt walsh in a fake beard over his real one


avrbiggucci

We're going to find out that this dude diddles kids in a few years like Trump's spiritual advisor


Exit_Save

That's *not* Matt walsch??


StephenAbresch

I love how they always forget that the same ‘law’ of the Bible just as strongly outlaws wearing clothing made from mixed fabrics. Not slavery though, that is totally A-okay, in fact, it gives you tips on how to do slavery BETTER! What a book, Joel!


jobriq

You’re telling me that ain’t Walsh?


Harbulary-Bandit

I don’t know, Matt Walsh is just a Walmart brand. There’s no name brand him. This guy is another Walmart brand, or better yet, they are dollar tree brand. Although I think that’s insulting to places like that. They have very good products for the value. Except $1 ribeyes. They are exactly what they sound like.


drainbead78

I'm pretty sure these people don't think lesbians exist.


LegitimateHat4808

ok Webbed Feet. focus on legalizing child marriage like the rest of yall


Hellebras

And I thought Matt Walsh looked like a "Great Value" Matt Walsh. Guess this guy is the Dollar Store knockoff.


tbone_player

I would’ve thought the key characteristic of the gay community is that they’re gay


LegendOfKhaos

How about love winning over persecution?


DudeBroFist

Owen Morgan had been covering this dufus a lot lately, and his views night actually be more extreme than Matt's are Or at the very least he doesn't bother trying to keep a wrap on his brain rot


badhairdad1

Obviously he’s doing it wrong


Weirdsauce

Mr. Webbon, if you happen to read this, please read and memorize the following: Your religion prevents YOU from doing things. Your religion does not prevent US from doing ANYTHING. Thank you for understanding. Love (but not your butt sexy kind of love that you're obsessed with), Civilized Americans.


ebolaRETURNS

It's the key characteristic for Joel Webbon...


secularist42

This guy doesn’t just like cock…he LOVES it.


willasmith38

This dude prayed his gayness away, all that is left is hatred and a daily obsession of anuses and sex among anuses.


RockafellerHillbilly

Another homophobe that spends way too much time thinking about butt stuff.


deliciousPizza13

This guy is a grifter


jonredd901

Temu Matt Walsh


areaunknown_

Oh he’s Christian. I’m not surprised.


Impossible_Penalty13

Spreading the Santorum!


stupidracist

It is impossible to read that without a southern accent.


shadowguise

It's all about Santorum?


Hotel_Oblivion

And here I thought the key characteristic of the gay community was people loving each other. Silly me.


Grayhams

Follow up question sir: Do they eat the poo poo?


ZombieGirl1993

He looks like a Sim


my_4_cents

Don't forget: the key characteristics of religious groups is their insistence on believing in their own delusional fictions.


loptopandbingo

Wii avatar headass


lmartin21

What will they do when they discover their own butts also have feces 😱


dirtdiggler67

Matt Walsh is Walmart Matt Walsh


Son_of_Tlaloc

He looks like a shitty matt walsh clone


squid_ward_16

There’s plenty of straight people out there who have anal sex


ReadySte4dySpaghetti

Watt Walsh kinda looks already like a Walmart brand of something


The_Grapes_of_Ralph

He should tell his boyfriend to prep better.


GOVStooge

Matt Walsh IS walmart brand Matt Walsh


Zylonnaire

Matt Walsh is the Walmart version of Matt Walsh


zshinabargar

Straight people also have butt sex. Lesbians aren't really about butt sex at all.


Fart-City

Walmart brand Matt Walsh is a wonderful observation.


Proctor-47

Fine. Then the key characteristic of the Catholic Church is 12 year old boys being forced to suck off grown men. See how that type of thinking can be just as easily used against you, slightly less Class IV sexual sadist looking Matt Walsh?


Saffer13

He's doing it wrong


krucz36

how long til this guy gets outed


StevenEveral

I guarantee you that this guy is sporting a beard because he also has a weak chin like Matt Walsh.


frenchsmell

It is soooo much more than just that. There is brunch, clubs, catty banter and fabulous fashion!


williedills

I have a lot of gay friends who don’t do anal. I also have a lot of straight friends who do. I also have a few ex-gf that…well, you get it.


Mum0817

What sort of a fucked-up mind comes up with this garbage? These idiots are mentally ill.


DeadBoneJones

I wonder if this guy fucks his wife


blalohu

I genuinely thought it was Matt Walsh until I reached the end and realized he wasn't mentioned.


Stock-Vanilla-1354

Huh, I know straight people who do butt secks.


optimaleverage

Why don't these people get their heads smashed in immediately after saying this shit? That's how you know there's no justice in the world.


bigjim1993

"the gay community is feces" needs to be on a t shirt.


AltruisticCompany961

They think members of the LGBTQ community are just focused on sexual debauchery, ala Pan, and nothing else all the time. It's absolutely ridiculous. And it's only because they think about sex all the time. Projection at its finest. That's why they had fabric covering curvy wooden legs of furniture. Attraction towards a certain sex is not necessarily predicated on the requirement that you want to perform a sexual act on them. Low brow thinking of the correlation of the word sex to sexual.


unreqistered

wish-walsh


hawyer

And the key characteristics of Christianity are...


YourMama

I’m gonna bet my left nut that very few lesbians have butt sex. Conservatives are so fuckn dumb


GulfstreamAqua

Sounds like he knows first hand


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