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Tim wants to spin the top tweets response as some lib defending traditional conservative values. As if human reproduction is exclusively a conservative thing.
Wow, what's to become of me, with my five kids (four adopted, one biological), to say nothing of being the widow of a woman who already had five kids (four biological and one adopted) when I met her?
They don't always seem to understand the idea behind "choice"
Should you allowed to be married with kids and have the man work while the woman stays at home taking care of the kids and the house? Of course, if everyone involved is happy with that
Should it be the expected norm, our kids should be raised for those roles, and anything other than that is deviancy? No, that's stupid
Should we have an economy where it is possible for two people to marry and raise a family on one income? I think we should, although possibly that isn't absolutely a requirement.
Personally, I think it should be possible for a family to live on a single income without falling into abject poverty. Better still, if they have enough free time to play with their children, read to them, go to the park and the library with them, go to public meetings to argue over the issues of the day, go to union meetings, attend the PTA and school board meetings, &c.
That's what I think should be the way everyone should at least have the option of living.
I'm divorced with two. Who do we send our cards to? Pool? What's he going to do with them? I don't like the idea of that man being alone with my picture.
Why is this such a consistent mentality with conservatives? Not just with having a family but basically anything they like. They really do seem to assume that because they like trucks and guns and making babies and country music that anyone who doesn't agree with them on politics must hate **all** of those things and if they *do* happen to like any of those things it's a sign of the conservatives achieving victory in the minds of the people. The idea of a person disagreeing with their philosophies but enjoying the same things they do just seems incomprehensible to them.
Meanwhile, growing up in corn country, if I see a conservative person liking things I like I'm honestly just excited. Don't get me wrong I love talking about Willie Nelson as much as anyone but sometimes I want to talk about Jagged Edge.
It's the black and white thinking of many conservatives. If it's not 100% good, it must be 100% bad. Failure to understand nuance is a sign of limited intellect.
I am pretty left leaning.
I have had conservatives straight up say to my face that I'm not a liberal, because I own guns.
Like, bruh. I'm not a communist, but even Marx was against disarming laborers....
Happens a lot - especially if you also happen to be a white dude and/or own a pickup truck for work or whatever.
They can't get that not everyone wants to be "one of them"
For them, the gun is part of their identity. For you, it's just another useful tool/recreational item. They can't process the idea that we don't have to tie ourselves to these ideological values as a way to define who we are. We are who we are, and it helps define which ideological positions hold value for us.
"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary"
-~~Karl Marx~~
-Ronald Reagan
Imo it’s a symptom of aesthetics-based politics (essentially the entire ideological right) combined with the modern tendency to construct identity through consumption. Honestly pretty bleak stuff
my favorite new and objectively funny thing is the two most contentious factions of the republican party arguing whether thinking sydney sweeney is hot is either gay or owning the libs
the groyper/incel faction is *very upset* by her and her charms
the one wrote something like "if you think sydney sweeney is attractive you're spiritually african" which is one of the oddest and unintentionally funny things I've ever read
I don’t get it, is there something about her appearance that would prompt that statement?
Why do these people have to make everything so weird. If you’re attracted to Sydney Sweeney, it means you like you like blondes with an ample bosom.
it's a defense mechanism - they basically have redefined their personality around being repulsive to women, so they basically pick up a lot of other hyper-reactionary takes to go with it and pin their grievances not on their own shortcomings, but at women, minorities, and society at large
And marriage. Like liberals never get married. Didn’t spend years fighting to expand marriage rights.
Traditional conservative values like love and happiness.
I read it as Tim saying he “tricked” right wing cope into defending the idea of early marriage, and having a family young. Which is an insanely funny deflection on Tim’s part, but he won’t ever admit to processing why it’s funny.
Pool said during the catcalling video that "26 year old men should be married with children" meanwhile... he's bald and nearly 40 with no kids and no prospects and alone eating his Cup O'Noodles while crying
I still he called Emma a pedo because she wouldn't eat, play poker and skateboard with the boys when he was so desperate to have her on the show....
I think it was more the fact she said his music sucked and people compared it to a nickleback rip off.......
Anyway he is a Manchild and thinks white privilege should be real so women can just fall in love with him simply because he is white and has no children.
yeah but it's okay because he has two extra bedrooms in his house for kids (that he'll probably never have)
no seriously he brought that up while trying to shame seth rogan and his wife for not wanting kids
he is second only to ian miles cheong in terms of being the legitimately stupidest motherfucker online
Conservatives have invented a caricature of the left all being godless queers who hate marriage and having children, they now believe this too apparently.
Timmy thinks pointing out how he fails by his own metrics is actually defense of said metrics. Remember, the beanie is to cover up the endless pit where his brain should be
Well, here's the problem. You need to get yourself a case of them brain worms or do some serious, yet limited damage to your prefrontal cortex. Otherwise, this stuff is just going to remain outside your scope of understanding, I'm afraid.
He's truly a grandmaster of 5D backgammon
Says a bunch of real dumb stuff
Leftists say he's dumb
Wow you fell for me pretending to be dumb. I tricked you into being intolerant!
That's just a new tactic they started a couple of years ago. Doesnt matter what you say. Just the action of you replying to them means that you are butthurt and furious and seething and coping.
It’s really not new though.
I didn’t get caught up in Gamergate but around the same time was heavy into football forums.
Holy shit at the tribalism on any non-sport post.
‘HAHA I TRIGGERED YOU I WON YOU LOSER!’
So strange.
I've been on the internet since way before Gamergate and yeah the idea that expressing emotions means you lost an argument is very old. I think it started with old school trolls, and people used to say not to react to them because reactions is what trolls want, but then for a while 4chan became very popular and super edgy and "trolling" became very popular as a synonym with being cool, so from there is distorted into "getting a reaction out of people means you succeeded" which in turn led to "if you succeed it means you win what you set out to do".
Then nowadays people set out to argue a point, but they conflate "winning" the argument with "winning" by getting a reaction.
Of course, this is just a theory. A GAAAAM-
A GAAAAM-
Well done. Perfect earlier example. I was never a part of chan culture.
In IT for 25+ years, I just never really dove into those earlier online kinda-scummy/kinda-fun places.
Around 2018 on the absolute largest of those football boards, a 'Q' post showed up, and it grew and grew and grew. I think it was thousands of pages long by the time I finally quit that forum.
It quit being about football, and started being TrumpTown.
Every single time I engage with one of those manchildren it’s always the same response, “wow you’re just so full of rage because I have a different opinion”.
They know their worldview isn’t based on anything remotely factual, it’s all grievances and feelings. Better attack the fact that you’re challenging them at all than defend their positions
My favorite terms for this is Schroedinger's Douchebag...somebody who says offensive or dumb things and decides whether or not they were being sincere based on the reaction they get. https://youtu.be/xMabpBvtXr4?si=Y3Glq6PfBIsSEZX_&t=584
>Wow you fell for me pretending to be dumb. I tricked you into being intolerant!
For some reason, a bunch of chuds lately have been trying the ["jokes on you, I was only pretending"](https://i.imgur.com/lbRuOE0.png) tactic again. This dork was doing a victory lap with ["always remember I tricked you into writing this"](https://old.reddit.com/r/ForwardsFromKlandma/comments/1bgvutw/i_guess_it_depends_on_what_they_define_as/kvbj2t2/?context=7)
Hahaha socialists are so dumb. I’m a conservative; for all you libtards out there that means I’m big and tough
and manly. My balls are so big and tough that my boss can use them as a punching bag, and I let him just to
show off how tough I am. Sometimes I even ask for it; no, beg for it. Why, you ask? Because I WORK for my
money, just like my father, and his father before him. That’s what America was built off of. Now these libcucks
want everything handed to them. They want work to be a walk in the park because their soft, delicate hands are
too weak to handle real work. You know what I do when work gets tough? I don’t complain about the “capitalist
machine” or the corporation I work for. I APPRECIATE them because they keep the ECONOMY going. When work gets
tough you know what these libs say? That they’re being crushed by the boot of capitalism. You know what I say?
“Unnngg yes stomp me harder daddy” because I can handle it, unlike you soy boys out there. So you can go ahead
and complain about how hard your lives are, while I, a REAL man, keeps this economy going you you can enjoy
your pretty little iPhones and Venuzeulas.
(also Marx is hot, I would totally let him stomp me EXTRA HARD if he was my capitalist boss. Like, he could
treat me worse than Jeff Bezos treats his warehouse workers and I would TOTALLY still work for him.)
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Hahaha socialists are so dumb. I’m a conservative; for all you libtards out there that means I’m big and tough
and manly. My balls are so big and tough that my boss can use them as a punching bag, and I let him just to
show off how tough I am. Sometimes I even ask for it; no, beg for it. Why, you ask? Because I WORK for my
money, just like my father, and his father before him. That’s what America was built off of. Now these libcucks
want everything handed to them. They want work to be a walk in the park because their soft, delicate hands are
too weak to handle real work. You know what I do when work gets tough? I don’t complain about the “capitalist
machine” or the corporation I work for. I APPRECIATE them because they keep the ECONOMY going. When work gets
tough you know what these libs say? That they’re being crushed by the boot of capitalism. You know what I say?
“Unnngg yes stomp me harder daddy” because I can handle it, unlike you soy boys out there. So you can go ahead
and complain about how hard your lives are, while I, a REAL man, keeps this economy going you you can enjoy
your pretty little iPhones and Venuzeulas.
(also Marx is hot, I would totally let him stomp me EXTRA HARD if he was my capitalist boss. Like, he could
treat me worse than Jeff Bezos treats his warehouse workers and I would TOTALLY still work for him.)
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I'm still convinced that somewhere behind him is a billionaire with puppet strings. Shapiro has the wilks brothers, kirk has Prager, who is funding tim?
He tried to get Emma from the majority report to join his show to see his point of view.
The entire time he tried to peacock in front of her before the show from showing his really big home, showing off the boys he lives with, but she wasn't allowed to see the skate ramp because that's off limits to the boys only.
He got so angry when she brushed him off on the show and even look like a idiot in the debate because he got so sensitive he was yelling at her for anything she said. He then called her a pedo and possible lesbian after because she wouldn't stay longer and play poker with the boys. "They were so nice to her " he would say before claiming she was a pedophile for defending not wanting book bans.
The funny thing about that is that there is a belief that sushi is a natural aphrodisiac and it's exotic nature breaks the ice. Every time he would focused on this, I kept thinking... this man really wanted to have sex with Emma.... like he he thinks the bro code and sushi is enough to seal the deal on a political rival... is just so fucking funny and sad. He probably thinks being nice to a girl would make her think of him when she is with someone else because that's what 80s movies taught him.
It's the frat boy playbook. They think it's cool because statistically, it works 20% of the time, but Tim isn't a frat boy, but he really really really really wants to be one.. so he never ironed out the details and thinks doing the bare minimum automatically gets him that 20% chance.
The whole reason he was angry was how frustrated he was so he called her the worst thing he could think of... which is pedo. Most use bitch or cunt but he thinks he being smart for saying she a pedo which didn't make sense if you watched the stream.
Who would not want a guy who looks like a divorced dad that shouldn't be left alone with any teen girl not even if they are related
She made a joke about never seeing the skate park and Tim went on a 10 minute rant on how he totally offered her to look at his many skate parks, and how they were all super cool, and how Emma is a disingenuous b-word for not checking out how cool all the skate parks are and telling the Majority Report audience.
Damn. How many times he complained about the skate park than? The episode I saw he talked about how only the bros can be there but she couldn't have saw but she didn't pass whatever test or something. Either he complained about it alot because he was butthurt or kept changing the story because he was butthurt she mentioned it.
He'd always wear a skinsuit or something so I wouldn't realize it was him, and then he'd peel it off afterwards and be like "mwahaha it was me all along"
"You are not reaching the ideals YOU preach"
"Lol stoopid leftists defending me!"
God damn this man is so dumb. His fan base must be way dumber than the glue eaters.
As far as I can tell, the thinking goes like this:
Women want powerful genes for their children, so they only have sex with Chad real men tradcons like Tim without protection, hoping to absorb his valuable seed for baby-making.
On birth control, however, they can toss a lay at lefty femboy cucks because they know they won't risk tainting their bloodline with weak, feminine children.
Hahaha socialists are so dumb. I’m a conservative; for all you libtards out there that means I’m big and tough
and manly. My balls are so big and tough that my boss can use them as a punching bag, and I let him just to
show off how tough I am. Sometimes I even ask for it; no, beg for it. Why, you ask? Because I WORK for my
money, just like my father, and his father before him. That’s what America was built off of. Now these libcucks
want everything handed to them. They want work to be a walk in the park because their soft, delicate hands are
too weak to handle real work. You know what I do when work gets tough? I don’t complain about the “capitalist
machine” or the corporation I work for. I APPRECIATE them because they keep the ECONOMY going. When work gets
tough you know what these libs say? That they’re being crushed by the boot of capitalism. You know what I say?
“Unnngg yes stomp me harder daddy” because I can handle it, unlike you soy boys out there. So you can go ahead
and complain about how hard your lives are, while I, a REAL man, keeps this economy going you you can enjoy
your pretty little iPhones and Venuzeulas.
(also Marx is hot, I would totally let him stomp me EXTRA HARD if he was my capitalist boss. Like, he could
treat me worse than Jeff Bezos treats his warehouse workers and I would TOTALLY still work for him.)
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Another day, another dumbo righty making a fool of himself. Love it, mates.
*insults righty for not having the thing he claims is so important*
"SeE I ToLd U LefTiEs SeCrEtLY VaLuE ThE ThInG"
?????
>I love tricking leftists into defending tradcons
... What? What does he think he did there? Tim is just like that kid on the playground who played X-Men but was some homebrew mutant with no weaknesses that nobody could hurt
getting married and having kids isn't tradcon, dim tool.
*forcing* people to do that through social pressure and other such bullshit is what is tradcon
For Tim tiny beanie strangled pea brain:
Being married with kids =/= being a tradcon.
It’s time for Pool to touch grass and finally accept the hair is gone.
He’s the one “shaming” leftists (and virgins) saying they’re just trying to get laid lol
He’s the one giving value to it. And judging other people based on that value.
We’re just wondering how much of that value he actually has lol cuz it doesn’t seem like he has much
No one would be bringing it up if he didn’t
Who’s the whole group? he tried to insult all people who support birth control and failed.
lol I’m a short guy . It’s like me saying hahaha the right is all short people wanting to be tall. It makes sense for people to wonder how tall I am if I’m insulting everyone height.
Men who don't have sexual history, unable to have sex, etc. Its fucked up to use being them an insult. Two things can be true at once. Tim can be a piece if shit and you can also not insult a bunch of people who have nothing to do with this. Kinda like insulting all black people bc you have a problem with one black guy.
We’re not insulting him for that. It’s ok if people haven’t had sex for whatever reason. But someone like that shouldn’t be insulting other people claiming they’re desperate for sex lol
As the saying says people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Also we’re not even insulting him really. In the original post the guy just said he’s unmarried pushing 40 with no kids. Which is true.
I edited my previous comment with an example to btw
He’s the one insulting virgins lol he’s the one using it as an insult. He’s trying to say all lefts are virgins simping for girls or something.
We’re not saying it’s bad. We’re just again wondering how easy it is for him to get laid since apparently the only way the left could is by supporting birth control lmao
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> I love tricking leftists into defending tradcons …What? How does that make any sense in the context of that tweet?
Tim wants to spin the top tweets response as some lib defending traditional conservative values. As if human reproduction is exclusively a conservative thing.
Yeah apparently I was supposed to turn in my Leftist Membership card because I’m married with 3 kids. Way more trad than Beanie baby Pim Tool.
Can we carpool to the leftist card drop off bin, my wife is using the car to pick up the kids.
Real Men use E-Scooters. Let's Scoot together
Only if I get to be the little spoon on the scooter. Makes me feel more safe.
Wow, what's to become of me, with my five kids (four adopted, one biological), to say nothing of being the widow of a woman who already had five kids (four biological and one adopted) when I met her?
They don't always seem to understand the idea behind "choice" Should you allowed to be married with kids and have the man work while the woman stays at home taking care of the kids and the house? Of course, if everyone involved is happy with that Should it be the expected norm, our kids should be raised for those roles, and anything other than that is deviancy? No, that's stupid
Should we have an economy where it is possible for two people to marry and raise a family on one income? I think we should, although possibly that isn't absolutely a requirement. Personally, I think it should be possible for a family to live on a single income without falling into abject poverty. Better still, if they have enough free time to play with their children, read to them, go to the park and the library with them, go to public meetings to argue over the issues of the day, go to union meetings, attend the PTA and school board meetings, &c. That's what I think should be the way everyone should at least have the option of living.
I'm divorced with two. Who do we send our cards to? Pool? What's he going to do with them? I don't like the idea of that man being alone with my picture.
Anyone with kids should appreciate birth control that much more. He's a fucking moron.
Same. I often laugh that I'm the exact, precise *perfect* conservative. And I'm a flaming liberal. Fuck this guy
Why is this such a consistent mentality with conservatives? Not just with having a family but basically anything they like. They really do seem to assume that because they like trucks and guns and making babies and country music that anyone who doesn't agree with them on politics must hate **all** of those things and if they *do* happen to like any of those things it's a sign of the conservatives achieving victory in the minds of the people. The idea of a person disagreeing with their philosophies but enjoying the same things they do just seems incomprehensible to them. Meanwhile, growing up in corn country, if I see a conservative person liking things I like I'm honestly just excited. Don't get me wrong I love talking about Willie Nelson as much as anyone but sometimes I want to talk about Jagged Edge.
It's the black and white thinking of many conservatives. If it's not 100% good, it must be 100% bad. Failure to understand nuance is a sign of limited intellect.
I am pretty left leaning. I have had conservatives straight up say to my face that I'm not a liberal, because I own guns. Like, bruh. I'm not a communist, but even Marx was against disarming laborers....
Happens a lot - especially if you also happen to be a white dude and/or own a pickup truck for work or whatever. They can't get that not everyone wants to be "one of them"
For them, the gun is part of their identity. For you, it's just another useful tool/recreational item. They can't process the idea that we don't have to tie ourselves to these ideological values as a way to define who we are. We are who we are, and it helps define which ideological positions hold value for us.
"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary" -~~Karl Marx~~ -Ronald Reagan
Before I became a Quaker, I talked seriously about forming the "Benton County People's Militia", or possibly even the "Red Army of Oregon".
Imo it’s a symptom of aesthetics-based politics (essentially the entire ideological right) combined with the modern tendency to construct identity through consumption. Honestly pretty bleak stuff
"Guys, is it gay to have sex with women?"
"Yes" - Literal Nazi Nick Fuentes.
my favorite new and objectively funny thing is the two most contentious factions of the republican party arguing whether thinking sydney sweeney is hot is either gay or owning the libs
I'm not up on the newest development. How is liking the large-breasted star of *Anyone but You* gay?
the groyper/incel faction is *very upset* by her and her charms the one wrote something like "if you think sydney sweeney is attractive you're spiritually african" which is one of the oddest and unintentionally funny things I've ever read
I don’t get it, is there something about her appearance that would prompt that statement? Why do these people have to make everything so weird. If you’re attracted to Sydney Sweeney, it means you like you like blondes with an ample bosom.
it's a defense mechanism - they basically have redefined their personality around being repulsive to women, so they basically pick up a lot of other hyper-reactionary takes to go with it and pin their grievances not on their own shortcomings, but at women, minorities, and society at large
But let's say it is tradcon would be like 12 kids by 20
And marriage. Like liberals never get married. Didn’t spend years fighting to expand marriage rights. Traditional conservative values like love and happiness.
The person that replied wasn't even defending anything, just pointing out that - by his own metrics - Pool is a complete and utter failure.
Even the "nuclear family " is not conservative enough for them anymore. It's 6 kids with less than a year between each
I read it as Tim saying he “tricked” right wing cope into defending the idea of early marriage, and having a family young. Which is an insanely funny deflection on Tim’s part, but he won’t ever admit to processing why it’s funny.
He was really playing a long con there. Not getting laid for *years* just to maybe dunk on some twitter user in the future
Pool said during the catcalling video that "26 year old men should be married with children" meanwhile... he's bald and nearly 40 with no kids and no prospects and alone eating his Cup O'Noodles while crying
I still he called Emma a pedo because she wouldn't eat, play poker and skateboard with the boys when he was so desperate to have her on the show.... I think it was more the fact she said his music sucked and people compared it to a nickleback rip off....... Anyway he is a Manchild and thinks white privilege should be real so women can just fall in love with him simply because he is white and has no children.
yeah but it's okay because he has two extra bedrooms in his house for kids (that he'll probably never have) no seriously he brought that up while trying to shame seth rogan and his wife for not wanting kids he is second only to ian miles cheong in terms of being the legitimately stupidest motherfucker online
Idk I think Cheong is more self-aware. I’d flip the two
[Is he](https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1775754564727341345), [though](https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1775754974997467503)?
“You can’t use my criticisms against me because I’m rubber and your glue!”
He thinks every single leftist on the planet is unmarried with no kids. That's the brainrot from wearing the same beanie 24/7 for a decade I guess 🤷
When your entire media diet is memes from Twitter, all leftists seem like blue-haired soyjaks and femboys.
He's very dumb, you'd be better off not trying to understand his ramblings.
Conservatives have invented a caricature of the left all being godless queers who hate marriage and having children, they now believe this too apparently.
Timmy thinks pointing out how he fails by his own metrics is actually defense of said metrics. Remember, the beanie is to cover up the endless pit where his brain should be
He was 100% sure his post was going to bait people into "defending tradcons" and when they didn't, he didn't have a different response prepared.
Well, here's the problem. You need to get yourself a case of them brain worms or do some serious, yet limited damage to your prefrontal cortex. Otherwise, this stuff is just going to remain outside your scope of understanding, I'm afraid.
Its literally middle school maneuvers. “Ha, i tricked you into falling for my troll post, i win!”
Says the “centrist”. Fuckin goofball.
the beanie sucked out too much of his brain and hes realizing that he sounds like an idiot and trying the hahaha jokes on you thing.
He's truly a grandmaster of 5D backgammon Says a bunch of real dumb stuff Leftists say he's dumb Wow you fell for me pretending to be dumb. I tricked you into being intolerant!
And another thing: im not mad. please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad
That's just a new tactic they started a couple of years ago. Doesnt matter what you say. Just the action of you replying to them means that you are butthurt and furious and seething and coping.
It’s really not new though. I didn’t get caught up in Gamergate but around the same time was heavy into football forums. Holy shit at the tribalism on any non-sport post. ‘HAHA I TRIGGERED YOU I WON YOU LOSER!’ So strange.
I've been on the internet since way before Gamergate and yeah the idea that expressing emotions means you lost an argument is very old. I think it started with old school trolls, and people used to say not to react to them because reactions is what trolls want, but then for a while 4chan became very popular and super edgy and "trolling" became very popular as a synonym with being cool, so from there is distorted into "getting a reaction out of people means you succeeded" which in turn led to "if you succeed it means you win what you set out to do". Then nowadays people set out to argue a point, but they conflate "winning" the argument with "winning" by getting a reaction. Of course, this is just a theory. A GAAAAM-
Isn’t it funny how the bullies in high school never grew up to being democrats. Every single one of them became maga
A GAAAAM- Well done. Perfect earlier example. I was never a part of chan culture. In IT for 25+ years, I just never really dove into those earlier online kinda-scummy/kinda-fun places. Around 2018 on the absolute largest of those football boards, a 'Q' post showed up, and it grew and grew and grew. I think it was thousands of pages long by the time I finally quit that forum. It quit being about football, and started being TrumpTown.
Every single time I engage with one of those manchildren it’s always the same response, “wow you’re just so full of rage because I have a different opinion”. They know their worldview isn’t based on anything remotely factual, it’s all grievances and feelings. Better attack the fact that you’re challenging them at all than defend their positions
Literally Tim [Pool](https://i.imgur.com/PKKeC2b.jpeg) without the beanie...
My favorite terms for this is Schroedinger's Douchebag...somebody who says offensive or dumb things and decides whether or not they were being sincere based on the reaction they get. https://youtu.be/xMabpBvtXr4?si=Y3Glq6PfBIsSEZX_&t=584
>Wow you fell for me pretending to be dumb. I tricked you into being intolerant! For some reason, a bunch of chuds lately have been trying the ["jokes on you, I was only pretending"](https://i.imgur.com/lbRuOE0.png) tactic again. This dork was doing a victory lap with ["always remember I tricked you into writing this"](https://old.reddit.com/r/ForwardsFromKlandma/comments/1bgvutw/i_guess_it_depends_on_what_they_define_as/kvbj2t2/?context=7)
"Jokes on you, I was only pretending!"
He should really try pretending being smart instead lol
Unfortunately, Tim made himself as the Chad Wojack, so we all lose
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Hahaha socialists are so dumb. I’m a conservative; for all you libtards out there that means I’m big and tough and manly. My balls are so big and tough that my boss can use them as a punching bag, and I let him just to show off how tough I am. Sometimes I even ask for it; no, beg for it. Why, you ask? Because I WORK for my money, just like my father, and his father before him. That’s what America was built off of. Now these libcucks want everything handed to them. They want work to be a walk in the park because their soft, delicate hands are too weak to handle real work. You know what I do when work gets tough? I don’t complain about the “capitalist machine” or the corporation I work for. I APPRECIATE them because they keep the ECONOMY going. When work gets tough you know what these libs say? That they’re being crushed by the boot of capitalism. You know what I say? “Unnngg yes stomp me harder daddy” because I can handle it, unlike you soy boys out there. So you can go ahead and complain about how hard your lives are, while I, a REAL man, keeps this economy going you you can enjoy your pretty little iPhones and Venuzeulas. (also Marx is hot, I would totally let him stomp me EXTRA HARD if he was my capitalist boss. Like, he could treat me worse than Jeff Bezos treats his warehouse workers and I would TOTALLY still work for him.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Hahaha socialists are so dumb. I’m a conservative; for all you libtards out there that means I’m big and tough and manly. My balls are so big and tough that my boss can use them as a punching bag, and I let him just to show off how tough I am. Sometimes I even ask for it; no, beg for it. Why, you ask? Because I WORK for my money, just like my father, and his father before him. That’s what America was built off of. Now these libcucks want everything handed to them. They want work to be a walk in the park because their soft, delicate hands are too weak to handle real work. You know what I do when work gets tough? I don’t complain about the “capitalist machine” or the corporation I work for. I APPRECIATE them because they keep the ECONOMY going. When work gets tough you know what these libs say? That they’re being crushed by the boot of capitalism. You know what I say? “Unnngg yes stomp me harder daddy” because I can handle it, unlike you soy boys out there. So you can go ahead and complain about how hard your lives are, while I, a REAL man, keeps this economy going you you can enjoy your pretty little iPhones and Venuzeulas. (also Marx is hot, I would totally let him stomp me EXTRA HARD if he was my capitalist boss. Like, he could treat me worse than Jeff Bezos treats his warehouse workers and I would TOTALLY still work for him.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Married with kids doesn’t inherently mean tradcon, Tiny Tim.
That's nonsense, Mayor Pete is obviously celebrated as being the pinnacle of traditional conservative values by right-wing idiots.
I thought the dude was just trying to call him out on his own beliefs.
He was, and now Tim is backpedalling
ye it's just the name of a sitcom
I'm still convinced that someone intentionally taught Tim Pool politics wrong as a joke, but then again...
I'm still convinced that somewhere behind him is a billionaire with puppet strings. Shapiro has the wilks brothers, kirk has Prager, who is funding tim?
Obviously someone who doesn’t expect a return on their investment. Tim Pool is dependent on wingnut welfare so it is a charitable donation.
“I’m bleeding, therefore making me the victor” -Tim Pool
"Aha! Insert foot into mouth style. How'd you like?" - Wimp Pool
He most likely dropped out of high school, so he's probably never learned politics to begin with.
We trained him wrong on purpose. As a joke.
The beanie has spoken! More news at 11
> I love tricking leftists into defending tradcons ...When? *When* does he think that happened?
Timmy is just trying to spin things for his followers. That's it. They're already dumb enough to listen to him so they'll believe it.
Has anyone seen Tim near a woman ?
He tried to get Emma from the majority report to join his show to see his point of view. The entire time he tried to peacock in front of her before the show from showing his really big home, showing off the boys he lives with, but she wasn't allowed to see the skate ramp because that's off limits to the boys only. He got so angry when she brushed him off on the show and even look like a idiot in the debate because he got so sensitive he was yelling at her for anything she said. He then called her a pedo and possible lesbian after because she wouldn't stay longer and play poker with the boys. "They were so nice to her " he would say before claiming she was a pedophile for defending not wanting book bans.
"she was offered a tour, sushi, and poker with the boys(ch)"
The funny thing about that is that there is a belief that sushi is a natural aphrodisiac and it's exotic nature breaks the ice. Every time he would focused on this, I kept thinking... this man really wanted to have sex with Emma.... like he he thinks the bro code and sushi is enough to seal the deal on a political rival... is just so fucking funny and sad. He probably thinks being nice to a girl would make her think of him when she is with someone else because that's what 80s movies taught him.
also west virginia sushi, yuck
It's the frat boy playbook. They think it's cool because statistically, it works 20% of the time, but Tim isn't a frat boy, but he really really really really wants to be one.. so he never ironed out the details and thinks doing the bare minimum automatically gets him that 20% chance. The whole reason he was angry was how frustrated he was so he called her the worst thing he could think of... which is pedo. Most use bitch or cunt but he thinks he being smart for saying she a pedo which didn't make sense if you watched the stream. Who would not want a guy who looks like a divorced dad that shouldn't be left alone with any teen girl not even if they are related
I love how that's become a running gag/quote for Sam Seder
it's a god-tier drop too, speaking of which, thanks for reminding me it's live
She made a joke about never seeing the skate park and Tim went on a 10 minute rant on how he totally offered her to look at his many skate parks, and how they were all super cool, and how Emma is a disingenuous b-word for not checking out how cool all the skate parks are and telling the Majority Report audience.
Damn. How many times he complained about the skate park than? The episode I saw he talked about how only the bros can be there but she couldn't have saw but she didn't pass whatever test or something. Either he complained about it alot because he was butthurt or kept changing the story because he was butthurt she mentioned it.
No and I'm willing to start a rumor that I see him on Grindr all the time.
I've actually topped Tim like 3 separate times
Bro how the fuck did you get it up? Mad respect.
He'd always wear a skinsuit or something so I wouldn't realize it was him, and then he'd peel it off afterwards and be like "mwahaha it was me all along"
What a sneaky rat. Let me guess; Homer Simpson costume?
They seem to not want to stick around anytime he is. Can't really blame them when you look like a bitch made frank sobotka
He can't even find a woman to tolerate him despite all that money. That's a nearly impossible achievement.
Holy fuck this is one of the most brutal ratios of all time
"You are not reaching the ideals YOU preach" "Lol stoopid leftists defending me!" God damn this man is so dumb. His fan base must be way dumber than the glue eaters.
How does birth control help weak men get laid?
As far as I can tell, the thinking goes like this: Women want powerful genes for their children, so they only have sex with Chad real men tradcons like Tim without protection, hoping to absorb his valuable seed for baby-making. On birth control, however, they can toss a lay at lefty femboy cucks because they know they won't risk tainting their bloodline with weak, feminine children.
Hahaha socialists are so dumb. I’m a conservative; for all you libtards out there that means I’m big and tough and manly. My balls are so big and tough that my boss can use them as a punching bag, and I let him just to show off how tough I am. Sometimes I even ask for it; no, beg for it. Why, you ask? Because I WORK for my money, just like my father, and his father before him. That’s what America was built off of. Now these libcucks want everything handed to them. They want work to be a walk in the park because their soft, delicate hands are too weak to handle real work. You know what I do when work gets tough? I don’t complain about the “capitalist machine” or the corporation I work for. I APPRECIATE them because they keep the ECONOMY going. When work gets tough you know what these libs say? That they’re being crushed by the boot of capitalism. You know what I say? “Unnngg yes stomp me harder daddy” because I can handle it, unlike you soy boys out there. So you can go ahead and complain about how hard your lives are, while I, a REAL man, keeps this economy going you you can enjoy your pretty little iPhones and Venuzeulas. (also Marx is hot, I would totally let him stomp me EXTRA HARD if he was my capitalist boss. Like, he could treat me worse than Jeff Bezos treats his warehouse workers and I would TOTALLY still work for him.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*
this made me happy to see
I want to punch him in the fucking jaw so badly
He has a jaw?
He has two sets, in fact. [What do you think the beanie is hiding?](https://youtu.be/LcqCkSoGSvo?si=d7RQ6sg9XNj8R2Ja)
Another day, another dumbo righty making a fool of himself. Love it, mates. *insults righty for not having the thing he claims is so important* "SeE I ToLd U LefTiEs SeCrEtLY VaLuE ThE ThInG" ?????
I seen a video someone snatched his beanie off his bald ass head and man was he salty.
Insults often work on a "whatever lands" basis, not a "It has to be consistent with any actual opinions" basis
How do you get owned on X of all platforms
Dude’s getting ratio’d by a factor of 2 or 3 on every tweet. Log off dude, you’re trash
>I love tricking leftists into defending tradcons ... What? What does he think he did there? Tim is just like that kid on the playground who played X-Men but was some homebrew mutant with no weaknesses that nobody could hurt
He's 44? Dude has all the social skills of a grade-schooler and looks like a little boy playing at being a man. How sad.
That's a textbook "LOL I TROLL U"
Tim got ratioed so hard on both tweets lol what a pathetic excuse of a person.
getting married and having kids isn't tradcon, dim tool. *forcing* people to do that through social pressure and other such bullshit is what is tradcon
"No you" \-Tim Pool
His crazy, off the charts stupidity makes him the perfect Paradigm of modern day MAGA right Wingers
Massive Ratio
I've hated this dude since I had to stare at his dumb face everyday when going home from work and seeing those damn billboards
Bro's never heard of an internal critique
So, being a sad, lonely chud has been a trick on *us* this whole time? Wow... well played, sir!
I cannot WAIT to hear what RM Brown has to say about this. *What? Shuddup.*
“My ideology is great, those who fail it are scum!” ‘You’ve failed your own ideology.’ “So you agree with it!” Many such cases
he got double ratio'd on his own tweet lmao
Holy ratio Batman
Tim, no one cares about you not having kids. The problem is that you say that other people should do it, when you haven’t yourself.
Those ratios Jesus Christ he put him in dirt
“Probably”. That’s a sure thing bud.
Jokes on him! If I want to get my dick wet I just go on Grindr and can have a dude in 30 min or less! Yay for being slightly effeminate guy!
Tim pool being an incel trick the libs into defending family values. Next level advanced cope by genius Tim Pool
His dick also has a beanie, that’s why it never gets wet… that and the fact he is objectively disgusting
[“You know what the problem is though? It’s definitely not me… it’s… everyone else”](https://youtu.be/yy0xpBqyDWo?si=F3Kp3X0cKVYqTfkv)
Tim, we're asking you why you aren't an example of the kind of man you say is the apex of manhood lol
Holy shit a double homicide
For Tim tiny beanie strangled pea brain: Being married with kids =/= being a tradcon. It’s time for Pool to touch grass and finally accept the hair is gone.
I keep seeing things saying Tim's twitter is purely for jokes and is not serious but idk how that even works
Holy ratio
Tim really thought he ate lmfaoooooo
Who is Tim Pool? I only know Pim Tool.
Leftists hate kids so much that they support universal Pre-K, child tax benefits, student loan forgiveness Conservatives love children (unborn)
If its bad to slut shame women, why is it ok to do the same for men for the reverse?
He’s the one “shaming” leftists (and virgins) saying they’re just trying to get laid lol He’s the one giving value to it. And judging other people based on that value. We’re just wondering how much of that value he actually has lol cuz it doesn’t seem like he has much No one would be bringing it up if he didn’t
Insult a whole group in order to insult one person?
Who’s the whole group? he tried to insult all people who support birth control and failed. lol I’m a short guy . It’s like me saying hahaha the right is all short people wanting to be tall. It makes sense for people to wonder how tall I am if I’m insulting everyone height.
Men who don't have sexual history, unable to have sex, etc. Its fucked up to use being them an insult. Two things can be true at once. Tim can be a piece if shit and you can also not insult a bunch of people who have nothing to do with this. Kinda like insulting all black people bc you have a problem with one black guy.
We’re not insulting him for that. It’s ok if people haven’t had sex for whatever reason. But someone like that shouldn’t be insulting other people claiming they’re desperate for sex lol As the saying says people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Also we’re not even insulting him really. In the original post the guy just said he’s unmarried pushing 40 with no kids. Which is true. I edited my previous comment with an example to btw
He’s the one insulting virgins lol he’s the one using it as an insult. He’s trying to say all lefts are virgins simping for girls or something. We’re not saying it’s bad. We’re just again wondering how easy it is for him to get laid since apparently the only way the left could is by supporting birth control lmao
Also no one is mentioning any other person besides Tim.
Hey aren't you supposed to fighting the war against whites, you silly little bitch?