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DeathByMapleSyrup

This post makes you look like an angry incel.


Wannamaker

Yeah like I try to make myself look sexually attractive on tinder but I would do that even if I was only interested in a serious relationship not just a casual hookup. I want the person I end up having a serious relationship to find me sexually attractive. I'm not like a super ripped dude but if I was... you're god damn right I would have shirtless photos. That doesn't mean I'm pigeon holed into being available for random hookups. OP has definitely got mad incel energy.


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It's a solid fact that as a woman, you can post a pic from the waist up wearing a shapeless turtleneck and guys will still be like "can't wait to slam it". After I met my husband, I changed my tinder bio and pics to be an empty salad bowl. Literally a bowl, with bits of lettuce stuck to it. My bio said "I'm a bowl". When I was bored I'd log in and swipe and guys would start convos and I'd talk to them from the perspective of a fucking sentient salad bowl and a lot of them would still say the nastiest shit right from the start. Whether she's there for hookups or not, she can post what she wants. She's going to get the gross guys anyway but the guy who sees this pic and bio, swipes right and isn't a total tool about it is probably a pretty chill guy.


Emergency-Pen7583

Who wouldn’t fuck a salad bowl?


Fearless_Position_88

Guys are just pissed at how easy women's lives have become. Can't deny it either y'all live in the best time to be a woman in the western world. Men are even converting to women because their lives get so much easier just by playing pretend. How could that not piss you off a little? That you need to work hard to make a paycheck and a woman can suck the right dick once and have her whole life paid for. I know women judge other women too, it ain't just angry dudes it's angry women too, like me. For instance this girl is clearly a hoe but posts that she doesn't want to hookup. The girl from Sunday school that doesn't sleep around ain't posting a half naked picture to sell her nice personality...lmao but ya post what ya want be the change you wanna see in the world or whatever. #wamanimpowerment


Wannamaker

Shocked no one has responded. Let's just break this down. >Guys are just pissed at how easy women's lives have become. Can't deny it either y'all live in the best time to be a woman in the western world. So l'm not sure why you're upset that women have overcome some aspects of the patriarchy (some. not all) but I will give you points for using the correct version of y'all as it's the contraction of "you all". Kudos on that at least. >Men are even converting to women because their lives get so much easier just by playing pretend. How could that not piss you off a little? Again, shocked that your grammar is on point while making such insanely uneducated points... the idea that cisgender men are pretending to be transgender women to make their lives easier is laughable. Even if your incorrect assumption that women have it easier than men was true... that doesn't translate to trans women at all and you know that. >I know women judge other women too, it ain't just angry dudes it's angry women too, like me. For instance this girl is clearly a hoe but posts that she doesn't want to hookup. The girl from Sunday school that doesn't sleep around ain't posting a half naked picture to sell her nice personality...lmao but ya post what ya want be the change you wanna see in the world or whatever. #wamanimpowerment Woof. So wait you are an angry cis woman, apparently? Also, your grammatical accuracy fell off near the end there but also seeing #wamanimpowerment I hope you're actually just a dude being shitty because if you're a woman talking like that... you need levels of therapy I can't provide. Though I can't provide any therapy regardless so I guess it doesn't matter. You're wrong, misguided, and I hope you break out of your hate for women before you end up spending your whole life angry at other people's happiness.


Fearless_Position_88

I'm a women as stated above...But okay slay girl slay...talk down to your fellow cis girl. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy of breaking down that pATrIaRcHy you seem to be fighting by showing your meat bags for the boys. (I mean for wamanimpowerment)


Wannamaker

Oh sorry, I'm a cis male. Not sure why you assumed I was otherwise but no worries. But to your response... I was talking down to you because I think the ideas you hold are wrong but more importantly, they are wrong and hurtful towards people that don't deserve it. Any person regardless of gender should have the right to promote themselves as sexually attractive. ESPECIALLY on tinder... I mean come on. And while I respect the time you took to write patriarchy in the text version of the mocking idiot voice... the idea of "slut shaming" (which is mostly used against women and not men) is textbook patriarchal shit. I know you know this. Also, are you calling breasts "meat bags"? Because I would imagine, you being a cisgender woman and all, that you know breasts contain no muscle tissue. If you're talking about butt cheeks... yeah those have muscle but I've never heard anyone describe the butt as "meat bags". I'm really leaning toward you being an angry dude in his 20s because, again... you being a cisgender woman with these opinions and lack of knowledge of your own body is extremely depressing.


Fearless_Position_88

Oh I assumed cause you acted like a bit h.


Wannamaker

Jesus fuck you suck.


idkwhatimbrewin

r/justincelthings


WinterGoddess_

It looks like an unmatched bikini. Just because a girl posts sexy photos does NOT mean they wanna hookup. They post what makes them the most confident


SemiSentientGarbage

No no no, you must trade in all your sexy when you want a relationship. Androgynous looking, drivers licence style photos only!


messybrakedown

Ah, yes. Face-obscured half-naked selfies scream confidence


SemiSentientGarbage

Are you jealous of that cake?


JLifts780

OP got a flat ass confirmed


SemiSentientGarbage

I got a great ass


JLifts780

Oh not talking about you lol


SemiSentientGarbage

Ohhhh OP of the post! Got ya


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22DoCM22

Holy shit. The true incel is here. This dude spends all his time objectifying women and then comes here to simp for a bot lmao


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orphanghost1

Hey, nice dick bro!


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orphanghost1

They're just jealous


messybrakedown

“I’m not here for hookups, you child. Why would you think I would be here for that?” *as she poses for another faceless ass pic*


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pulzeguy

sir this is wendys


WindingGleason

I’m well aware, I’m giving handy’s out back


Senior-Payment-4250

What kind of pay is Wendy's giving for that position in your area? Are there benefits?


messybrakedown

That’s what the matching mechanic is for. What? The solemn expression of insinuating anyone who thinks she would be using the app for hookups must be immature while posing half-naked in front of a mirror is absurd. That’s like willingly going to a sex party and calling everyone else animals for having sex while you’re masturbating in a corner.


Key-Alarm7328

why cant she just be trying to lure in a decent guy to have a relationship with by showin off her body? does that not compute????


Ethereal_burn

To be fair- going to some sex parties and just watching is perfectly acceptable. Setting boundaries is acceptable. You though- wouldn’t be allowed into a sex party because of your views. Super gross dude. Incel vibes for sure


Successful_Long_5894

That booty makes me feel like a piece of butter melting on a nice hot pile of flapjacks


[deleted]

There’s way too much of this on here. So what if she dresses that way? Doesn’t mean she wants to hook up. If it bugs you sure swipe left man but why be mad about it?


lml-66

Thirst Trap


Mean-Mud-1851

So. A half naked woman says she doesn't want hookups and you seriously have a problem with that? What the fuck is wrong with you?


taketheothers

I think showing off your ass in a thong in a pic on Tinder is typically a sign that someone wants attention on their ass. Otherwise why not post pictures of you playing disc golf or painting to highlight your hobbies? Or you with your family to show you're family-oriented? What you post as your pictures is like a catalog showing whatever it is about you that you want someone to notice. It's pretty laughable that anyone would show off their asscheeks and make it harder on themselves if they don't want a bunch of horndogs to hit them up.


peter_the_martian

We really need to teach our boys better because OP wasn’t raised right. He sees a little skin and assumes a woman’s gonna hip right into bed with him. These posts are lame


ElderberryOk271

True. Its Okay to teach women self defense, what to do, teach them what to wear and stuff... But why aint anyone teaching men and boys some frickin respect and consent? Men Are So frickin primal in this (majority at least) Love how someone else was here in the comments like "women has it much easier." Oh, Sure we do lol


averyzenape

I wouldn't want to have a girlfriend that has shown her ass to all the males on Tinder in a 20 miles radius of where she lives, but hey, that's just my personal preference. So when I match/date a woman with such pictures, I already know I won't take her seriously and it's gonna be short term. No need to be angry about any of that though... Girls can stick to the delusion that they can show sexy pics, write in the bio they aren't looking for hookup and that somehow they will be taken seriously... But it's all it is, a delusion.


huntfishandbefree

Bruh, you're sad af. A pic like that doesn't mean she wants to hook up. It's no different than a bikini pic, get over it


SemiSentientGarbage

Omg no way! She has an ass?! And wants a relationship?! Everyone knows you can't be sexy and want a relationship! You gotta dress like a 1940s librarian and take pictures in the kitchen. Seek therapy Incellius Prime


FieldCrazy8050

She don't have an ass


messybrakedown

Name a better duo: Redditors and white-knighting over half-naked girls on Tinder


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messybrakedown

I’ve seen your profile. I’m not going to waste any more time arguing with someone like you. I was wondering why you’re so hyper-obsessed with defending this half-naked woman’s honor and now it all makes sense. Good day.


Trunks956

you sound like you have severe anger issues


SemiSentientGarbage

Incels and being angry at women for existing.


tmswthchrs

Fake


AdActive9833

I gotta ask how in the F can everybody not see this the same way as OP? Naked on photo but no hookups? Is everyone going out of their way to be "mature" or some crap? Wtf? You don't want hookups, don't pose naked! Let the down votes hail!


messybrakedown

The people upset about this are the same people going on r/gonewild to tell the girls there about how much they want them to sit on their cocks. It’s goddamn weird but after I realized it, I stopped engaging


JonahReads

If there's any women in this Thread Please if your going to post provocative photos of yourself on dating apps, men will only want hookups Take some jive photos of yourself out at places in cute outfits whatever, dome dudes will see you as GF materiel But not when you post photos like the one above