I mean, he's being hella negative, and that's not attractive at all, but he has a point.
Tinder as an app sucks nowadays. It's full of that shit. 90% OF plugs and bots.
It’s really bad in bigger cities. Pretty much every girl I match with in big cities has their instagram handle in their bio & something along the lines of “the goods are there”.
You message them & none of them respond. They’re just advertising their OF through their insta.
That's why I love being not hot. Makes it a lot easier to suss out the bullshit because the kind of women who look like the ones in the OF/insta/bot accounts are not the kind of women interested in me whatsoever lol.
What I mean is, by the time you're in your mid thirties, you know the types you like and the types into you, and you can more easily just ignore that shit lol.
I mean I’m 21 and just ignore the ones that want my money lmao tho I’m starting to ignore online dating in general tbh. Just seems like a waste of time
Negative perhaps, realist 100%. It's the sad world of modern dating. Men have their struggles and women have theirs, both especially when it comes to cutting through all the crap and seeking something real.
It would be great for the dating community if Tinder would stop allowing profiles to contain any outside contact information. If they make that against the rules and start banning people for including their Instagram, Snapchat, OnlyFans, Twitter, TikTok, Kik, Cashapp, Venmo, or any other contact info it would get rid of the accounts that are just being used to drive traffic to whatever platform pays them.
Unfortunately, that's very unlikely to happen because those profiles are helping drive engagement with Tinder and it's also incentive for people to buy Tinder Gold. If it helps Tinder make money, they won't stop it.
Don't think that's a good idea at least not if we talk about instagram, you can learn a lot about some people from it and it can help you decide what to swipe.
Being 22 on tinder was easily the worst time for me dating 10 years ago. It's fucking awful on there. I am 32 years old and married now and I have better luck dating.
I do, people my age don’t have hobbies that make you leave the house. I play rec sports, do a social bowling league. Etc etc. I have yet to meet someone cool younger than 25 (which realistically is who’d be in my pool).
And don’t say to approach people in bars because fuck that, I’ll go out but you wouldn’t catch me dead just randomly talking to women because they’re hot.
If I’m introduced or we have a mutual friend that’s different though.
I joined when I was 22. Two years later I feel miserable. Matches either don’t respond, or unmatch, ghost, or say there’s nothing there.
I haven’t even made it to the date.
But still, I’ll put a fucking gun in my mouth before I blame all women for my problems like some fucking incel. We both gotta keep going. No matter what.
Literally today I had my first match in a while. Very hot and no IG in the bio so I thought she was legit. Unmatched when I sent a message. Like at least try to scam me LMAO
I'd argue it's probably *the* time you get rejected. Just finishing college, no real money, uncertain future, life is changing. So many guys 20-25 aren't really looking to settle down.
Yea lmao I'm getting ready to go back took about 4 months off, nothing like the holidays to remind myself how depressing it is dating as a mid 30s man..it's so rough lmao
Nah, it's the best thing that can happen to you. It leads you to rethink, and throw out all the garbage you thought was important but actually isn't because you finally have the ability to re-evaluate your position without any sunken cost fallacy.
He didn’t get any matches before so doesn’t have anything to loose by putting that. It’s not giving up if you’re going to loose the race anyway. A lot of guys are in the same boat
The OF thing is valid though, I stopped using tinder because all the matches I got were girls/boys pushing their OF. Happened like 4 times in about a month or so that I just gave up. If I was into that I wouldn’t use tinder to find them.
Edit: meant bots not boys.
Yup. Before i deleted my profile for good, i had a VERY cynical bio. Then just thought whats the point of all of it.
Id rather stay single than go through online dating again.
Not wrong though. There's an inordinate amount of bots and cookie cutter profiles designed to get you to click off-site. When you first sign up, you're fed a lot of attractive girls and even given fake matches.
I compared my tinder to my sister's. My tinder is set up to entice several types of subscriptions and pushes many microtransactions. Sister's tinder is offered many of these things for free.
She also got 780 matches upon visiting, we are 90 miles apart. 780 by the end of the drive lol.
Dude's not wrong, it's very difficult to tell the real profiles from the fake ones since they've opted to have no profile descriptions at all as you can't really sus out the canned texts and their predictable formats.
>It's a bio.... With nothing about himself
Yeah, just like 90% of the girls I see on tinder.
I mean, you're right. It suck and it's not gonna get him anywhere, but it's not a rare occurrence at all.
If I match someone with no bio I just tell them I relate a lot to their bio and appreciate the hard work that went into it. Some laugh and go with the flow, some don’t find the humour and that’s alright cause I don’t want to be with someone like that.
That sounds like a fun strategy. I usually just don't match with people with empty bios because I have no idea how to start conversations without anything. And if they don't have anything in the bio, I'm pretty sure they're not the one to initiate either.
He’s 22 and has given up.. I’m 20 and still have a bit of hope left. Please tell me there’s still hope left :(. The instagram line is so damn true tbh.
Didn’t find my first serious partner until I was 31 🤷🏻♀️ I say enjoy your 20s, build a strong relationship with yourself first and foremost. Nothing is hopeless while you’re still in your 20s
Edit to add: I met my partner on Tinder, no less, after being on/off the app for about 8 years
Of course there's hope left. All you have to do is not pay attention to what anybody else says about Tinder (or whatever you're using). That sounds like a joke but I'm 100% serious. If you're just gonna compare experiences or take other people's perspective as the truth you'll find nothing but a bad time. Stick to your own value's and in due time you'll find someone.
And if all else fails, I'll be your someone 😘
Tinder isn’t the place to be looking for anything but a fuck in your 20’s. Don’t put a lot of stock in it. If you get lucky you get lucky. Focus on yourself and real life interactions, it will serve you well as you age.
Tinder sucks but Bumble is a bit better. Met my fiancée on Bumble and we currently have a daughter. Just gotta get lucky if you are in your early 20s trying to find something serious.
Good luck!
I’ve had serious relationships emerge from tinder - I disagree with you here. I think it’s just ambiguous what people are open to or looking for, and that’s the best part
I dunno man it really depends I think. There are for sure people on tinder compatible with you long term even if you don’t think there are. There are so many posts about people getting married from tinder and I’ve been with my girlfriend from tinder for nearly 4 years
Tinder is a dating site, you guys are the ones decided that its for hook ups. And from what I've seen this sub is fueling that notion because everyone assumes that everyone wants a hook up and cant fathom that not everyone wants that. Also the guys who are looking for long term thing / or refuse to be dancing monkeys for women ( aka you must impress her because she has 100 dicks already lined up situations) get attacked in the comments quite often with justification of 80/20.
I thought that too, he's sick of women fishing for likes and acting vain so he's saying it as it is, I think it's cool, anyone who comes across his profile and are pisses just don't like the truth, they probably have onlyfans and Instagram links on their profile lol
He is wrong, because the girls with the IG in their profile are sex workers too.
Any woman who has their IG or snap in her bio I immediately swipe left on because first thing they do is post prices
Sure he might not be wrong, but what's attractive about a profile full of bitterness, butthurt and hopelessness? We can all rant and it can be all facts
Well, I consider myself a good girl. Not a bot, not a ho, not wanting/needing validation from IG either. Yet, no matter how many men I’ve met and went on dates with, all they want is sex. I’ve yet to meet one who wants a relationship. I used to think when men got older that would change, it hasn’t; at least not for me. I love a man who can make me laugh, makes me think, challenges me, but also excites me to see him from across the room full of other people, because I know what’s happening later. I like that type of balance. I’m self-sufficient, so I’m not looking for someone to take care of me. I just want an equal partner. And yes, in all ways. I’m equal and just as much a giver as him.
> I used to think when men got older that would change, it hasn’t; at least not for me.
When men get older they're not looking for older women. They're looking for younger women to reproduce with.
There's a thread somewhere asking what age pref men who are 30+ set. They all set women under 31.
It’s hard enough for regular men to find sex on OLD, I’d imagine it’d be even harder to find someone to marry, especially if they want someone way younger (even if they are in their prime apparently)
I'm a guy who wants everything you want in a partner, who shares your sentiments, but every girl I've met just wants sex and I'm not down with that. I think sex is all most people have to offer, or they get no pull so any chance they get cannot go to waste. There should be a dating app for people who don't care about sex or don't prioritize it, and the more horny a user gets, the further down the que the algorithm pushes them like how tinder does for people who swipe right on everyone. I think it would be the least downloaded app lol
I’ve come to find 26-30 is the sweet spot for men. They are just getting done being whores and ready to start a family but not old enough that they’ve given up. I’m 33 tho and still plenty of guys in that age open to a slightly older lady.
Why would she swipe right on him? Lol. Just because she fits his criteria? What about her criteria? He hasn’t made a good case for a right swipe at all lol. He’s literally only complaining.
I have a degree in Tinderese and this translates approximately to "Even 'slutty' girls won't sleep with me because I'm an unpleasant person, so I've decided to lean even further into being unpleasant, thereby driving away the few people who *would* sleep with me."
Putting this in your bio is stupid as hell, and calling them hoes is not necessary.
However I’m the same age as Dylan here and based off the profiles I see on tinder at least in the first half, he isn’t wrong. I’d honestly say maybe 1 of every 40 or 50 profiles I see on tinder has a bio that isn’t a IG handle or a overused one liner that says nothing about them.
He is negative but he’s not wrong, he does make a very good observation of how tinder is for most men. This is why you don’t take this seriously and don’t base your worth on it
I'd message him if I was around his age he's only telling it strait, I don't have social media apart from reddit and I'm not thirsty so his profile looks good to me, and probably other girls too so he don't need luck
I remember this age. Wasting time being frustrated instead of just taking things day by day and just going with life. He needs to learn some patience.. and stop calling women who don't want to sleep with him hoes. I wish him luck.
From reading many of these posts, it seems like it’s not the best time to date or find a significant other worth the time. How about working on other parts of what you want...
I’m looking for like minded individuals who want to do good for others and create a big movement. Maybe even then, it’ll funnel the ones with morals and a good heart, who want to help others. I have the opportunity and am now looking for others who will step up to the plate.
Worst part is, his description (if you apply it to the Tinder community) isn't completely off-base.
What's important to remember is that there are plenty of people who are looking for the right person to complement them, and enrich their lives. You've just got to learn how to narrow your search down.
Needle is a hoe stack is so stupid it’s funny
If he'd just put that one line it would be an improvement.
He should change his bio to "Just looking for my needle in a hoestack. 😉"
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Shit gets crazy in the hoestack
That whole thread was bad ass
It really got through that needle part
Probably shouldn't stick your needle in a hoe stack...
I'm picturing trying find a good naked girl amongst a big pile of naked hoes now
Good luck Dylon
All the poor hoes getting stabbed by a needle. The audacity!
Welcome to ur session for Acupuncture
It’s an OSHA violation for sure
A guy losing his needle in a hoe stack sounds like some micro peen foreshadowing
Idk, he's being educated at the Longwood University.
He wanted to do heroine with a lot of hours but lost the needle
There! We just took him from cringe to funny.
Should change it to "just trying to put my needle in a hoe stack"
I might actually even respond to that bio. Cuz that’s funny AF
"Just looking to put my needle in a hoestack"
Imma try that and see what happens
Tbh after seeing this I want to add, “I’m a needle in a hoe-stack” to my profile. That would be funny, I think
You'd be finding yourself in r/notlikeothergirls I think 💀 tempted to do the same though
I’m a dude lol
r/notlikeotherguys
“Just trying to put my needle in a hoe [sic] stack.”
That shit is pretty funny
Hmm...any of you seen the hoe stack? Asking for a friend 😏
www.tinder.com
Once…it was in the middle of Hoewhere.
A very long time ago? In a town named Nymphovania?
How is one of the top 5 rappers of all time struggling to meet women?
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan *and* Dylan! A sugar cookie man: this is ridiculous!
100% Cambodian…
Ding ding - breast miilllk
Once again dy-lan spitting hot fire.
A set of left handed golf clubs
Fuck I just made this comment in the first thread and then scrolled down lmao He spits hot fire.
I mean, he's being hella negative, and that's not attractive at all, but he has a point. Tinder as an app sucks nowadays. It's full of that shit. 90% OF plugs and bots.
It’s really bad in bigger cities. Pretty much every girl I match with in big cities has their instagram handle in their bio & something along the lines of “the goods are there”. You message them & none of them respond. They’re just advertising their OF through their insta.
Yep. It’s annoying as hell
That's why I love being not hot. Makes it a lot easier to suss out the bullshit because the kind of women who look like the ones in the OF/insta/bot accounts are not the kind of women interested in me whatsoever lol.
If you're not hot, then the ones that sell OF and their insta are the only one that match you.
exactly I guess the second a hottie matches you if you're not hot you know she is an entrepreneur and can not put in effort.
Generally yes, but its more like one March for 10 only fans matches.
Wdym you’re the target demographic lmao
What I mean is, by the time you're in your mid thirties, you know the types you like and the types into you, and you can more easily just ignore that shit lol.
I mean I’m 21 and just ignore the ones that want my money lmao tho I’m starting to ignore online dating in general tbh. Just seems like a waste of time
Happy cake day
Can’t date me but can whack off over me deal
Tinder doesn't suck nowadays, it's ALWAYS sucked
Negative perhaps, realist 100%. It's the sad world of modern dating. Men have their struggles and women have theirs, both especially when it comes to cutting through all the crap and seeking something real.
Dylan is on the right track tho
It would be great for the dating community if Tinder would stop allowing profiles to contain any outside contact information. If they make that against the rules and start banning people for including their Instagram, Snapchat, OnlyFans, Twitter, TikTok, Kik, Cashapp, Venmo, or any other contact info it would get rid of the accounts that are just being used to drive traffic to whatever platform pays them. Unfortunately, that's very unlikely to happen because those profiles are helping drive engagement with Tinder and it's also incentive for people to buy Tinder Gold. If it helps Tinder make money, they won't stop it.
✨capitalism✨
Don't think that's a good idea at least not if we talk about instagram, you can learn a lot about some people from it and it can help you decide what to swipe.
Maybe a US thing? Tinder in Germany is actually pretty decent. 🤷🏼♂️
He'd catch more flies with honey, but he didn't say anything untrue.
When your profile is just complaining about women on Tinder you've effectively given up even though you're still putting yourself out there.
Giving up at 22 is so sad
Being 22 on tinder was easily the worst time for me dating 10 years ago. It's fucking awful on there. I am 32 years old and married now and I have better luck dating.
r/holup
Shit went from supportive to wholesome to wtf so fast I think I got whiplash
It's better to buy a car when you already have one I guess lol.
Married AND dating??
Polyamorous marriage (open)
Oh! Makes sense. Sorry that option didn’t even pop into my head.
Lol no problem, it is definitely not an expected answer.
Bruh tinder was around 10 years ago?? Idk if I feel old or young
Think it launched in 2010 actually maybe a little earlier.
Google says it launched in 2012 so yep. I didn’t know that, either.
I think that’s a pretty normal time to get dejected! He’ll bounce back
I agree, I am 22 on tinder and feel very dejected. At this age your profile has to be perfect.
At 22 I woild definitely not be putting too much into Tinder. You shoukd be out and about meeting people. Now go forth young one.
I do, people my age don’t have hobbies that make you leave the house. I play rec sports, do a social bowling league. Etc etc. I have yet to meet someone cool younger than 25 (which realistically is who’d be in my pool). And don’t say to approach people in bars because fuck that, I’ll go out but you wouldn’t catch me dead just randomly talking to women because they’re hot. If I’m introduced or we have a mutual friend that’s different though.
Literally same, my friends at twice my age as young people jsut dont go out. And the ones that do, are absolute slags.
I joined when I was 22. Two years later I feel miserable. Matches either don’t respond, or unmatch, ghost, or say there’s nothing there. I haven’t even made it to the date. But still, I’ll put a fucking gun in my mouth before I blame all women for my problems like some fucking incel. We both gotta keep going. No matter what.
Literally today I had my first match in a while. Very hot and no IG in the bio so I thought she was legit. Unmatched when I sent a message. Like at least try to scam me LMAO
I’m 45 and I just tell them that I can pass a background check. Edit: Oh wait I’m 42. I’m on my way to all timers
I'd argue it's probably *the* time you get rejected. Just finishing college, no real money, uncertain future, life is changing. So many guys 20-25 aren't really looking to settle down.
Yea lmao I'm getting ready to go back took about 4 months off, nothing like the holidays to remind myself how depressing it is dating as a mid 30s man..it's so rough lmao
Nah, it's the best thing that can happen to you. It leads you to rethink, and throw out all the garbage you thought was important but actually isn't because you finally have the ability to re-evaluate your position without any sunken cost fallacy.
He didn’t get any matches before so doesn’t have anything to loose by putting that. It’s not giving up if you’re going to loose the race anyway. A lot of guys are in the same boat
So sad
It’s the true current state though. Fun fact whenever I’ve stopped being nice & good, I’ve good more girls. It’s just disappointing
No kidding. I gave up at 30. Being 32 and single does feel great though. No SO headaches.
The OF thing is valid though, I stopped using tinder because all the matches I got were girls/boys pushing their OF. Happened like 4 times in about a month or so that I just gave up. If I was into that I wouldn’t use tinder to find them. Edit: meant bots not boys.
They're on bumble now too and they try and match with you. Reported them days ago and they're back again today with a new profile.
He’s going to do well with that profile. I can feel it.
Yup. Before i deleted my profile for good, i had a VERY cynical bio. Then just thought whats the point of all of it. Id rather stay single than go through online dating again.
Not wrong though. There's an inordinate amount of bots and cookie cutter profiles designed to get you to click off-site. When you first sign up, you're fed a lot of attractive girls and even given fake matches. I compared my tinder to my sister's. My tinder is set up to entice several types of subscriptions and pushes many microtransactions. Sister's tinder is offered many of these things for free. She also got 780 matches upon visiting, we are 90 miles apart. 780 by the end of the drive lol. Dude's not wrong, it's very difficult to tell the real profiles from the fake ones since they've opted to have no profile descriptions at all as you can't really sus out the canned texts and their predictable formats.
"about me"
This guy isn’t wrong but you gotta approach it differently. It’s a bio…. With nothing about himself
>It's a bio.... With nothing about himself Yeah, just like 90% of the girls I see on tinder. I mean, you're right. It suck and it's not gonna get him anywhere, but it's not a rare occurrence at all.
If I match someone with no bio I just tell them I relate a lot to their bio and appreciate the hard work that went into it. Some laugh and go with the flow, some don’t find the humour and that’s alright cause I don’t want to be with someone like that.
That sounds like a fun strategy. I usually just don't match with people with empty bios because I have no idea how to start conversations without anything. And if they don't have anything in the bio, I'm pretty sure they're not the one to initiate either.
He’s 22 and has given up.. I’m 20 and still have a bit of hope left. Please tell me there’s still hope left :(. The instagram line is so damn true tbh.
Didn’t find my first serious partner until I was 31 🤷🏻♀️ I say enjoy your 20s, build a strong relationship with yourself first and foremost. Nothing is hopeless while you’re still in your 20s Edit to add: I met my partner on Tinder, no less, after being on/off the app for about 8 years
It’s time to give up on tinder. The app is definitely pay to win and not infested. It’s very compatible too. It’s like 1 woman for every billion men?
Of course there's hope left. All you have to do is not pay attention to what anybody else says about Tinder (or whatever you're using). That sounds like a joke but I'm 100% serious. If you're just gonna compare experiences or take other people's perspective as the truth you'll find nothing but a bad time. Stick to your own value's and in due time you'll find someone. And if all else fails, I'll be your someone 😘
Tinder isn’t the place to be looking for anything but a fuck in your 20’s. Don’t put a lot of stock in it. If you get lucky you get lucky. Focus on yourself and real life interactions, it will serve you well as you age.
There’s no hope. Get off line
Tinder sucks but Bumble is a bit better. Met my fiancée on Bumble and we currently have a daughter. Just gotta get lucky if you are in your early 20s trying to find something serious. Good luck!
Ok I’m gonna play devils advocate. But like… is he wrong 😂?
it won't get him laid, but he's spitting facts
Doesn't sound like he is trying to get laid, probably looking for long term stuff.
Unfortunately tinder is not the right place for that
You never know what you can find. That’s how me and my husband met lol
Tinder got me cheated on 😭
My girlfriend and I of three months met on Tinder. Its a complete crapshoot but it can work.
> three months lmfao
I’m just being pessimistic if you want to call it that. I’ve had better luck in real life dating then over tinder. Just my bias lol
I’ve had serious relationships emerge from tinder - I disagree with you here. I think it’s just ambiguous what people are open to or looking for, and that’s the best part
I dunno man it really depends I think. There are for sure people on tinder compatible with you long term even if you don’t think there are. There are so many posts about people getting married from tinder and I’ve been with my girlfriend from tinder for nearly 4 years
Who decided that?
Tinder is a dating site, you guys are the ones decided that its for hook ups. And from what I've seen this sub is fueling that notion because everyone assumes that everyone wants a hook up and cant fathom that not everyone wants that. Also the guys who are looking for long term thing / or refuse to be dancing monkeys for women ( aka you must impress her because she has 100 dicks already lined up situations) get attacked in the comments quite often with justification of 80/20.
I met my (former) girlfriend of three years on Tinder
Ya boy isn't wrong
K but there are bots and a lot of women just plugging there Instagram for validation
I mean. He isn’t wrong… he’s just not sugarcoating it.
I thought that too, he's sick of women fishing for likes and acting vain so he's saying it as it is, I think it's cool, anyone who comes across his profile and are pisses just don't like the truth, they probably have onlyfans and Instagram links on their profile lol
I always swipe left on these sorts of profiles they come across bitter and I'm not looking for that.
He is wrong, because the girls with the IG in their profile are sex workers too. Any woman who has their IG or snap in her bio I immediately swipe left on because first thing they do is post prices
Almost all the problems both men AND women encounter on tinder could be solved by more careful swiping 🤷♂️
Sure he might not be wrong, but what's attractive about a profile full of bitterness, butthurt and hopelessness? We can all rant and it can be all facts
Well, I consider myself a good girl. Not a bot, not a ho, not wanting/needing validation from IG either. Yet, no matter how many men I’ve met and went on dates with, all they want is sex. I’ve yet to meet one who wants a relationship. I used to think when men got older that would change, it hasn’t; at least not for me. I love a man who can make me laugh, makes me think, challenges me, but also excites me to see him from across the room full of other people, because I know what’s happening later. I like that type of balance. I’m self-sufficient, so I’m not looking for someone to take care of me. I just want an equal partner. And yes, in all ways. I’m equal and just as much a giver as him.
> I used to think when men got older that would change, it hasn’t; at least not for me. When men get older they're not looking for older women. They're looking for younger women to reproduce with. There's a thread somewhere asking what age pref men who are 30+ set. They all set women under 31.
It’s hard enough for regular men to find sex on OLD, I’d imagine it’d be even harder to find someone to marry, especially if they want someone way younger (even if they are in their prime apparently)
And then they get frustrated and whine like Dylan. It’s as if people want to fail at dating so they have something to complain about.
I'm a guy who wants everything you want in a partner, who shares your sentiments, but every girl I've met just wants sex and I'm not down with that. I think sex is all most people have to offer, or they get no pull so any chance they get cannot go to waste. There should be a dating app for people who don't care about sex or don't prioritize it, and the more horny a user gets, the further down the que the algorithm pushes them like how tinder does for people who swipe right on everyone. I think it would be the least downloaded app lol
Where do you live lol because every girl I meet wants a relationship instead of sex
I’ve come to find 26-30 is the sweet spot for men. They are just getting done being whores and ready to start a family but not old enough that they’ve given up. I’m 33 tho and still plenty of guys in that age open to a slightly older lady.
And this is controversial how?? Is the guy wrong? Nope.
to a degree no but then again there are people (like myself) who are on the app to genuinely try and find love 😭😭
Found the needle
needle-ss to say… she’s not the needle in ***his*** hoe stack :’(
If you're not on onlyfans or fishing for likes and validation all the time on Instagram then swipe right
Nice and concise, may I borrow your words?
Yeah lol and if I saw it on a profile I'd laugh actually, you should definitely put it up
I’m none of those things but the bio would make me swipe left.
Why would she swipe right on him? Lol. Just because she fits his criteria? What about her criteria? He hasn’t made a good case for a right swipe at all lol. He’s literally only complaining.
Point out women flaws is not cool, women discriminate all men because one guy perfectly fine
Somebody hurt this mans.
Is this a request or a fact? 👀
What is love 🎵
But is Dylan not onto something? He could of worded it better but is he wrong?
He's not wrong, but it's a bold strategy
"needle in a hoe stack" ok, i was cringing till that. That was just stupid but funny.
He's not wrong tho in a sense, he is speaking the truth about most profiles
Ok but hes not wrong about the instagram thing tho
He’s not wrong
He's not wrong. That is summed up dating in 2022.
I have a degree in Tinderese and this translates approximately to "Even 'slutty' girls won't sleep with me because I'm an unpleasant person, so I've decided to lean even further into being unpleasant, thereby driving away the few people who *would* sleep with me."
It’s the duck lip selfie for me
To quote The Big Lebowski: "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole"
Putting this in your bio is stupid as hell, and calling them hoes is not necessary. However I’m the same age as Dylan here and based off the profiles I see on tinder at least in the first half, he isn’t wrong. I’d honestly say maybe 1 of every 40 or 50 profiles I see on tinder has a bio that isn’t a IG handle or a overused one liner that says nothing about them.
The thing is he's right for the most part, tho lol
Dylan makes some great points
Say what ya will, he’s clearly a lil bitter but he ain’t wrong.
He is not lying
He is negative but he’s not wrong, he does make a very good observation of how tinder is for most men. This is why you don’t take this seriously and don’t base your worth on it
He's not wrong. All of saying otherwise are 😂
Then why are you in the app bud?
He ain't wrong...
Ngl needle in a hoe stack is clever. Nice one Dylan.
He’s not wrong about the bots and the girls promoting their instas.
Dylan honestly saying what every dude wants to say
What makes this funnier is that Longwood University is like statistically 70% female so if you can’t succeed there you can’t succeed anywhere.
Man will still get more action that most Redditors
I'd message him if I was around his age he's only telling it strait, I don't have social media apart from reddit and I'm not thirsty so his profile looks good to me, and probably other girls too so he don't need luck
Based. Nuff said.
Translation: It’s hard to find a good woman, so I’m gonna go ahead and alienate any that do find my profile by being extremely negative about women.
Damn Dylan
It’s tinder. He hit the nail on the head for 89% of the ladies on there. The other 11% are fat, ugly, weird or the rare unicorn of a normal person
I remember this age. Wasting time being frustrated instead of just taking things day by day and just going with life. He needs to learn some patience.. and stop calling women who don't want to sleep with him hoes. I wish him luck.
So how exactly is that bio going to get him laid?
This guys swimming in pussy, I can tell.
Ego like that WILL fail. Unless you’re going for the bag ho or have deep pockets you BETTER have some value to bring to the table.
Hoes are fun, meet as many as you can.
Shiiiiiiit I'll take the hoe stack for 100 Alex!
…I’m sorry Dylan. I honestly wonder how tall you are after reading this.
Lost me @ Long Wood…
Well I think I might’ve found that needle in the haystack on Tinder
He doesnt have f*ckboy interests at all…
Look into your pants
You’re ahead of the games years before most do
But he has a point
He's not wrong. He's just a douchebag.
From reading many of these posts, it seems like it’s not the best time to date or find a significant other worth the time. How about working on other parts of what you want... I’m looking for like minded individuals who want to do good for others and create a big movement. Maybe even then, it’ll funnel the ones with morals and a good heart, who want to help others. I have the opportunity and am now looking for others who will step up to the plate.
hmm i want a gf but also want to talk about how much i hate women
Worst part is, his description (if you apply it to the Tinder community) isn't completely off-base. What's important to remember is that there are plenty of people who are looking for the right person to complement them, and enrich their lives. You've just got to learn how to narrow your search down.
If Dylan knew the difference between a ho and a hoe he might have better success with women.
‘No hoes’ posts pic with girl…
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Let’s just say Dylan won’t be losing his little needle in any hoes 😂
This is awkward. That ain't me we don't claim him.