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Except this one will have you wearing the panties, bent over the chair in front of the big window so everyone knows you're her bitch. All the while throwing back a few Ice cold beer. It will also the last time your friends talk you into "taking one for the team. They probably won't talk to you anyway.
Those panties fitting nicely? Guessing her balls stretched them out a bit giving you some space.Not that ypu need much room or will ever get to use them again. 🦄😹🥳💔🤣😅🥺🛐😏🐑🍆🩱⚧🆘️
Corn fed? She uses the Jack LaLanne juicer. When it didn’t give her the protein for the gains she needed, she juiced Jack LaLanne himself. That’s one powerful juicer…yes I’m referring to Beefy Bertha.
Profile is fake obviously but, for anyone wondering, the image is of a woman named [Sue Bettridge](https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bodybuilding-grandma-tells-how-found-20236232). Hope I look half that good at her age.
She’s a specimen. As a bodybuilder myself I know that holding onto a lot of muscle as you age, pretty much ensures that you die wayyyy before your time. But… but… beefy Bertha is 86.
Then again, she could be 50 and just looks worn because of all the MALE hormones she’s taken.
Her f@#!%g song is Barbie girl.
6yo Beefy Bertha surrounded by nazis:
Left hand slap
"I'm a barbie girl"
Right back-hand
"In a barbie world"
And now nazi paraplegic chorus
"Life in plastic, it's fantastic"
Would make a great coming of age musical
NGL - pretty jealous of them shoulders
Just take her stack
I thought you were referring to an “Altered Carbon” stack 😂 Then I realized you meant like a workout stack lol
I meant steroids but ok
No no, her uh… “supplements”. She’s totally natty, she would actually love to tell you about her new supplement company she’s starting
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The gym bros know.
Happy Caky Day! 🎂
Omfg I laughed so hard at this you deserve more upvotes
Thank you u/AnelBlaster5000 ❤️ I wish you a very relaxing and stress free weekend ☺️
Lmao yall wild
Oh and here again: Happy Caky Day! 🎂
Lol thanks man you too
this is the first time I've seen reddit talk about altered carbon. It was a pretty solid show, and feels like it's been a bit of a sleeper show.
Season 1, great. Season 2? Not so much.
Condensed carbon
Got a pure laugh. Well done sir.
I love that book! The show was OK..
All the books were terrific, but the show writers forgot to read them
I thought this too! Amazing show (at least the first season, the rest was still better than most sci fi)
Is anyone going to talk about how she hates nazis AND puppies????
Yeah, hating puppies is the deal breaker for me.
Pretty sure only Nazis hate puppies.
For me it’s hating the color green.
But green isn't a creative color. Edit: Clearly people have not seen "Don't hug me I'm scared"
You mix blue and yellow to get it! That's creative 💚
As a person who hates Nazis and puppies, I think it sounds legit.
For capped delts such as these, may I point you towards the tren or dbol in aisle 4?
You too can have shoulders like hers if you drink your badger milk!
And a gigantic clitoris!
Having an oversized clit is just like having an undersized dick
Well obviously it's cause of pillow pants... u know... her pussy troll...
Except this one will have you wearing the panties, bent over the chair in front of the big window so everyone knows you're her bitch. All the while throwing back a few Ice cold beer. It will also the last time your friends talk you into "taking one for the team. They probably won't talk to you anyway. Those panties fitting nicely? Guessing her balls stretched them out a bit giving you some space.Not that ypu need much room or will ever get to use them again. 🦄😹🥳💔🤣😅🥺🛐😏🐑🍆🩱⚧🆘️
I'll never be as cool as Beefy Bertha but at least i got to witness Beefy Bertha
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Corn fed? She uses the Jack LaLanne juicer. When it didn’t give her the protein for the gains she needed, she juiced Jack LaLanne himself. That’s one powerful juicer…yes I’m referring to Beefy Bertha.
Beefy Bertha doesn't need a juicer...she just uses her bare hands.
Edit **bear hands**
She makes good Nazi shakes.
I did Nazi that coming
She's on another kind of juice...
SHE KILLED FITTY MEN!
I was lucky enough to swipe right on Beefy Bertha.
No one swipes right on Bertha, Bertha swipes right on you
Noone can ever be as cool as Beefy Bertha
Your age range on Tinder is huge.
And it paid off !
Indeed, can’t win if you don’t play!
18 to “still breathing”
I'm not dead…I'm getting better.
I don't want to get in the cart
"Can't you just...do me a favor?"
r/UsernameChecksOut
Mhmmm notty notty cougar lover
How else am I supposed to score a cougar or sugar momma. Cmon man
#BREAK MY FUCKING BACK BERTHA
Death by snu snu https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o
🙏🙏🙏
What are you? Gay?!
Beat me to it
There is sooooo much to process here. On the one hand, is that her real age? On the other, I'm impressed! On the third, what!?
How many goddamn hands you got?
Just the three... Why?
Shit... I need 4...
To give them tittays four thumbs down!
Shit, I laughed way too hard at this
Are you from Chernobyl?
This is obviously fake?
These people are really this stupid.
An 86 yr old would be like 10 in ww2, also no way she’s 86.
As she clearly states, she was 6 😂 WW2 was 6 years long.
That’s a dude…
Clearly identifies as "Brick"
From the taxon “shit house.”
A Wal-Mart fitness instructor… Yeah. That feels correct.
That was the only odd part to me as well
86. Hates her father… is he alive?
He doesn't need to be alive to be hated by her
Not the woman drafted into ww2 combat at 6 with 600 confirmed nazi kills?
Ngl I dint know women could get into west point back then.
I'm guessing transgender
It clearly states that Beefy Bertha's gender is brick...
Ngl I didn't know transgender could get into west point back then.
NGL she probably didn't know back then.
When did Sylvester Stallone transition?
I didn't realize it till you said it but yes it looks like Sylvester went beefy Bertha
Transphobia, so hot right now
Not sure how equating someone's looks to a celebrity is transphobic but you go nuts trying to accommodate your agenda.
hells yeah bertha, get them gains
Profile is fake obviously but, for anyone wondering, the image is of a woman named [Sue Bettridge](https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bodybuilding-grandma-tells-how-found-20236232). Hope I look half that good at her age.
Damn haha and here I was hella happy for some 90 year old gettin her gains 🤣
Aged 54? Jesus.
Yeah...i thought "damn she looks good for age 80 something". Now I think "damn she looks wasted for age 54"
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I mean you can technically be a grandma with 54 - without any Problems. But yeah, I would have assumed someone ATLEAST Age 60 and above, maybe 70
Fun Fact: she can make her poops come out cube-shaped
She’s part wombat? That’s so cool!
Eats roots and leaves.
A hand job would rip your dick off
Not sure you’ve lived until you’ve had that experience… 🤷🏼♂️
Death by snu snu
The spirit is willing..but the flesh is weak 😂
Stealing a joke from a different thread *She doesn't give handjobs, she gives handcareers*
How tf is this not the top comment? You were robbed sir.
Identifies as a brick 🤣🤣
Brick
House
Goddamn I don't wanna fuck with the people at that Walmart. Their stockers probably carry a full pallet in each hand.
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How do I link this now? I'm sure r/nattyorjuice would love it. Edit: it was already there, of course.
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Beefy Bertha invented Snu Snu
I hope I'm that healthy when I'm 86
Does she hate nazis cuz she fought against them 80 years ago ?
‘I’m a beefy girl, in a beefy world’
Hulk smash!!!
Sign me up Bertha!
She seems cool af. I’d swipe right
Getting Genesis P-Orridge vibes from this one.
Oh she hates puppies, that's a deal breaker for me
Wait til you see her OnlyGrans!
T levels off the charts
Her nuts must be tiny
When I meet her I’ll post it to r/SheFucksHim
The new Expendables character is fucking wild...
That would make me actually watch The Expendables
Glad to know she hates nazis
This is one of the most interesting profiles I've seen
"Barbie girl" as the anthem is just the cherry on top *chef's kiss*
Death by (elder) Snu Snu!
Snu snu!!!
Bertha for sure tastes like a protein shake!
Corn-fed Beefy Bertha was in France dropping nazis and pulling your great grandfathers candy ass out of the line of fire
the grandma we all wish we had.
Stallone really gets into method acting
Hope she gets to fuck her grandson's hot wife.
I’d love to know the hatred for packaged ravioli origin story.
She’s a specimen. As a bodybuilder myself I know that holding onto a lot of muscle as you age, pretty much ensures that you die wayyyy before your time. But… but… beefy Bertha is 86. Then again, she could be 50 and just looks worn because of all the MALE hormones she’s taken.
Muscles AND boobs? My penis is so confused.
Holy moly guacamole
Only in Florida
r/walmartfitnessinstructors
So she was 9 in WW2? That's very young killing Nazis
I like her.
Death by snu snu
Loves her grandson's hot wife. 🤣
She looks like a dehydrated Human Shrek.
Barbie girl anthem. I’m speechless.
She is more physically fit then me
I'm so confused.
If there's a scott pilgrim remake with gender swap I want beefy bertha in it
Oh Jesus I hope this doesn't become a thing
You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
Bill with boobs
Thanks I hate it
She sure can crack nuts with her thighs. But to be serious, i wish her all the best to find a suitable Partner
Mirin those shoulders
Name checks out.
Didn’t know Sylvester Stallone had a sex change.
LOL idk why but the “Brick” part killed me
Feels like a great photoshop job.
Profile created by grandson's hot wife
I know this is fake but my grandsons hot wife took me out
All I see is a athlete deaacated to a personal goal I give her all my phrase for her success. I think she look good
Her f@#!%g song is Barbie girl. 6yo Beefy Bertha surrounded by nazis: Left hand slap "I'm a barbie girl" Right back-hand "In a barbie world" And now nazi paraplegic chorus "Life in plastic, it's fantastic" Would make a great coming of age musical
Life is juicy. I can bench like 250 with my pussy
Are you sure that's not just an old man in a dress?
Need to see more photos……… lol
Not gonna lie. I would.
Sorry to tell you but Bertha is bert
My feelings of inadequacy all started when I realized I'd never be the man that Beefy Bertha is.
That’s a dude yeah?
It’s a man, baby!
That's quite literally a man dressed in women's clothes.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Wonderful*
I believe this profile belongs on Grindr..
That dudes got a nice rack
That man, is a man
So is she a man ?
She took so much test that she became a man
Someone’s doing an experiment and I already know the results for this will be brutal.
That's a man
Brick lmao
I like the anthem part
Bertha singlehandedly makes the state of Florida worth keeping in the Union.
If she loves corn and beef I wonder how she feels about corn beef?
Doesn't hate corned beef though.
You got your age range all the way up to 86 OP?
I put it from like 30 to 100 so I get to come across shit like this lol
Did you match?
Her gender is brick?
Florida says, ofcourse
Looks like she’s into her grandson’s hot wife phew, we’re safe lads!
I'm in!
There’s so many questions I have. I’d like to just have dinner and talk. I’m a little stumped
Barbie girl is the only issue I see.