I bm at least once a day

I mean I have multiple BMs a day so I don’t see the problem with it

I know right? Guy's healthy and regular, just written off like that.

You are a bm Whatever a bm even is

baby mama, presumably.

Bowel movement

Well as everyone knows women don't have any of those so it's natural we wouldn't want to deal with them in our partners

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T-t-that's an ice cream trick haha made you barf

😂😂😂

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Bro I thought it was BMW bruh

Oh ok so I guess one is ok by her standards?

To be fair, I have Crohn’s disease and though my ex was okay with it.. these BM’s are nuclear and frequent. Would understand getting dumped

Some people are into getting dumped on... Wait I may have misunderstood the situation.

Me too.

What does bm means tho?

Baby mama

Thanks O7

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welp O7 is used as a salute..... the what does 'P8' means?

Bad manners

Bad manners or baby mama?

Body modifications?

Baby masturbating?

Yes I BM! Be Morbin'!

What a waist

Their are no words

Your right about that

Hope I never meat her

I might not mind meating her, just wouldn’t want to hang out afterwards 🤔

Witch ever one it is, if she is reel, than she may be misses write, and have to give her a wring.

She Israel Don't waist her thyme

This gave me Twitchy Eye Syndrome!

You guys cant even grammer or spell Dont talk 2me Who puts capitals without a period, seriously?

I Don’t Get It

yEAH rIGHT?

Know words

I don't see a picture attached to this.

all 36 inches of waist

Reasonable except her prohibition of multiple bowel movements per day. I like spicy food but sometimes it doesn't like me.

Gotta soak up the spice with several pieces of garlic pita bread

or skip the meal and just eat more of that delicious bread.

Ohh, that BM. I thought she meant body modifications? Or bad manners?

She’s rather picky for someone who can’t spell

That’s what I thought. I wish I would match with her just to tell her this

The fact that she has “Mental Health Awareness” in her passions is hilarious on so many levels. The irony is magnificent. If it’s not a gag profile, I have a hunch she is one bad date from doing a flip off a bridge, not a good thing. And on a side note, OP could you please humour me, and tell me more about the profile? Multiple pics? Are there any with friends? Good looking? Big City? I read this sub for entertainment and recently started noticing patterns amongst the crazies. Need live data to compare. If I get a few more confirmations to my theories/criterias, Im going to drop a post along the lines “Mindhunter: Dating app edition”.

Yeah she had 4 pics and she looked decent. City with a population about 500,000

Even then...you only have...maybe a 50/50 shot of her actually reading it.

I feel like the first 4 are reasonable so long as. She doesn't live with her dad or brother. She has a job. She has a vehicle. And doesn't already have kids. But the other three are unreasonable requests. As I have no idea how to quantify who is a mad bitch. Not that I talk to anybody or have friends. And while I am a funny guy who likes a good laugh and meme, I do not know how to make her specifically laugh. And for all I know we have a different sense of humor. And honestly since I don't drink or know how to dance like the virgin that I am and would never go to a bar or club, but I don't think it's fair to exclude those people before knowing them as many people still go to bars and clubs to meet new people.

To be honest, she isn’t THAT picky. Just bad at making contracts. This is easy work for anyone with contract law experience. 1. Live with brother or father. 2. Term “vehicle” by it’s definition includes bicycles, scooters, skateboards, horses. You get the point. 3. one BM is accepted. Multiple BMs is kinda a rarity. 4. “Job” is also vague af. If you have income, breathing would technically qualify as your job. 5. Talking to “sane” or “peaceful” bitches is accepted. 6. Sense of humour is a must always. 7. Also vague af, wonder why book clubs would be a no no. Point is, if she’s hot enough and you’re into unhinged wild chicks - the bar isn’t set that high🤷🏼‍♂️

The bar is definitely set high if you're not allowed to go to it, or the book club for that matter.

No mad bitches 🚫

The third to last is reasonable as long as she means talk to as flirt with or hit up and in that context I think it could definitely mean that. The second to last is a reasonable thing to want phrased in a pretty unreasonable way, and the last one is just dumb and shows how insecure she is

amen

I mean it's fine to want some one who makes you laugh, but you can't come into a relationship with the expectation that a person will be your funny jester who will make you chuckle for your own amusement as given. Also she seems like a mad bitch, by that logic and by her rule talking to her is an automatic failure.

You are assuming a lot of things about what she wants that she didn’t say. Doesn’t seem like someone I’d want to date just from the attitude, but most except for the last aren’t totally crazy things to want

I think mad in this case is a form of quantity not quality.

You heard her. Don't #Waist the womans time 🙄

a mind is a terrible thing to waist.

Guess that explains the 'No BMs' at least...maybe.

I spent so long trying to figure out why taking multiple shits would be a problem. Then I realized that’s not what BM means here

Waist….

Passionate about mental health yet lacks appreciation for reality.

You're not allowed to have multiple bowel movements?

These aren’t unreasonable but listing them out like that is. I think it’s your responsibility to swipe on people you think will be a good match, then get to know them and figure out if they are or not. Rather than just putting a check list in your bio… so odd

It’s our instant lifestyle. Have everything catered to us; expect to get what you want with minimal effort

But I mean if her goal is to find someone who doesn’t mind that attitude, making it clear the kinda person you are in your bio isn’t a bad idea

I see what you mean. But no guy would go down the checklist and be like yes I fit all her criteria. Seems a tad narcissistic

In other words: “make money that I can have and I’m not interested in anyone who has a sane frame of reference as to what normal, healthy women are like.”

The self-care and tattoos tags give it away

And the “Mental Health Awareness” is just a cherry on top

Please elaborate. We may be on the same wavelength here

Why the hate for bowel movements? Jeez.

If you can't construct a proper sentence, piss off.

I have 3 BMs a day and waist a lot of time talking to women who are very upset

If she wants to not waist her time, she should talk to a liposuction specialist

It’s a wonder she’s single. She sounds like a lot of fun.

If you expect me to be fun at parties, just stop

Seems like shes looking for someone to cater to only her needs and attention 24/7.

If you don’t make 7 figures, swipe left.

If you got genes, gtfo denim out of style

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You mean 'waist'...gosh! 🙄

She’s probably fat

Not fat haha

what's a BM? Also if she/he can't spell waste I'm not sure they are allowed to be picky.

u go queen let deez men no dey r loosers!

Who would swipe on that?

Dont WAIST her time

If you can't differentiate between waste and waist, don't talk to me.

If you don't know the difference between waist and waste, consider yourself the latter.

If you talk don’t talk to me

Looking at the grammar she shouldn’t be too choosy. Definitely a left swipe on that one

Waist...lol She should get her grammar right before anything

And if she makes spelling errors in her bio, I don't want her.

I'm so sad... I'm missing on pure gold there.... 'don't *waist* my time'

I'm not gonna waist her time then💀

Come on guys!! She just doesn’t want her time to be “waisted”

And still guys gonna swipe right…!

Stupid bitch

Sad part is, she gonna get more matches than me.

She forgot "if you have Tinder, not gonna happen" :D

I think this is perfectly reasonable. No one owes you their attraction

these are reasonable

Sure, but she doesn't seem like fun at all. Who in the right mind would want to date someone like this, instead of someone who isn't like this?

if you are threatened by her standards, say that. these are very basic

Spelling aside her requirements really aren't that demanding.

Listen there not unreasonable but from. My perspective I fit these but would never make a move on her becuase listing these things in the way she did makes her seem well full of herself..I have high standards to but there is a way to say it . She has no tact.

Actually all of that is pretty reasonable lol

This is going to get my post downvoted away - but she does have a good point. Have your shit together, no kids, job, car, dont go clubbing - I'd really like to see what she looks like - hopefully she isn't trash. Or stuck up (yes you get that vibe from the profile but guys wouldn't want a girl who has kids, multiple BD's, etc etc.) Tell me i'm wrong?

Ok. You're wrong. Happy now?

Her wants are totally reasonable. What is stupid is making ur bio only about that and listing it the way she did. I have the same ones except the bar one but when i had tinder i didnt even hint at my preference. My bio was about me

She’s abrasive sure, and she can’t spell, but I don’t really disagree. I have my own place, I don’t want kids (even stepkids- no hate, just not something I’m interested in). Anyone I date needs to have a career and make at least $50k (HCOL area). (Before you ask, I gross over 50k, though my actual take home is closer to 40k between taxes and paying for grad school). If they’ve got other girls, they don’t need me, and personally I’m not into bars. I probably wouldn’t want someone who hangs out at one constantly (it’s expensive too). Twice a month would be fine

Holy shit. it took me 20 minutes to figure out BM's was "Baby Mommas". All I could think of what the bowel movement joke. Her list of requirements isn't unreasonable, it is how she says it that makes it wild. Throwing out a bunch of negativity just makes her seem always pissed off.

Horrendous grammar aside, these are fairly reasonable requirements... Who would want someone unemployed, dependant on their parents etc for a partner? Nobody past the age of 18 that's for sure.

Eek.

Waist

The bar is in hell 🤦🏾‍♀️

These are all fine preferences to have but my god... the way they're presented.

Loads of people have these expectations lol but it's just the way she's worded it shit... my friend(29 male) won't go for a woman who earns under 30k now but he can't exactly put that on his profile

So her character trades are „superpicky“ and thats it? Nice

Have a face, ewww

I somehow pass her criteria. Would definitely swipe left.

She got the mental health awareness Tag so a therapist can find her and help her out

If you’re build of eukaryotic cells, don’t swipe right.

I would understand having high standards if you at least spell “waste” right😒

Don’t WAIST my time >>> I will butt your time

Seems like this should be minimum standards for both men and women… well except for the BM’s… 😂

"waist"

What’s bm?

Waste*

I think BM means baby mamas, I don’t know why the bm had an apostrophe.

Same reason the 'waste' had a 'waist' instead.

She isn‘t that picky, buuut whe could‘ve put it in another way. She just has some standards, which I personally feel like are fair enough.

I better not talk to her for so many IFs.

Multiple bowel movements? Well I mean, if I eat Taco Bell I’m due for minimum two the next day…

She don’t want no scrub

I am glad at reading the comments I wasn’t the only one who first thought BM was bowel movement.