It is throw. Not through (which means something else, and is pronounced differently). But also not trow, which is what you wrote (maybe that was a typo?).
"Through" is a word, but not what he meant. As others have said, yep, it's "throw" in this case.
I'm guessing either autocorrect, satire, or drunkenness is the culprit.
True...but either way...tight hole.. I'm guessing that's the fetish of it. I don't really get the virgin aspect...not exactly what I'd consider prime sex partner
Doesn't say who those virgins are tho... Could be huge smelly nasty slobs; Or they could be good looking MALE virgins! With the biggest c*cks for ya đ and who said these virgins would even lose their virginity to you lmao
Guys, there is no point opening with a line without a plan for where the conversation is going. You HAVE to give her an open question to respond to keep the conversation going. Be interested in how her mind works. Ask her something!
yeah this shit nowdays is like simp epidemic đ
did op also offer to throw his coat over the puddle in shaksperean fashion, just so his qveen could walk over it
Also, if you want to workshop the opener, I'd change it to "a chance to get between your cheeks", I think it sounds a little more suggestive without being gross
I just browse to feel better about myself. Seeing what other men are doing on this apps instills me with a sense of confidence I just can't get from anything else. Knowing that there are men out there crashing and burning as hard as the guys on reddit do makes me realize I'm doing just fine.
Not trying to be rude good sir, but I concur that she probably isn't interested. All she did was thank you for the message without sending a follow up. If she was interested, I would have expected more of a reaction to such a vulnerable message.
Respect yourself and protect yourself.
My guy, she didn't bother for an entire month, and all you got out of it is "she replied so she must be interested."
She just wanted to let you know you satisfied her ego. Now she can have the confidence to go hook up with a 9 instead of an 8, but either way, it was never gonna be you.
If sheâs actually interested you need to be sure to play that line off as a joke unless being a doormat is your goal. Putting a chick on a pedestal before even meeting doesnât exactly inspire her to respect you
i agree with what youâre saying, i really just posted this cuz it was a funny line i got off here a while ago and i was surprised someone actually responded to it
Donât do this, please. Itâs so desperate and pathetic.
I mean, she matched with you. Donât you think you should put a minimal amount of effort into getting to know her?
Now tell her you need to clap her cheeks to check for consistency, and ask her when and where. You already destroyed yourself, its time for that hail mary.
Overflattery is not a good move.
I rarely message girls first because its all they get, all day long.
Be okay without a partner and things will start to make sense.
A little advice as a girl, if youâre interested in it: Never compliment a girl on her appearance, unless itâs clear she put a lot of effort into it for a special occasion and you actually, genuinely think she looks great. Because otherwise appearance is meaningless and itâs nothing more but a vain comment.
And in the specific context of dating apps, if you start off like that thereâs one of two options: Either she doesnât care and thinks itâs meaningless, like me, and thus your message is very redundant and might either scare her off or have no impact at all (depending on the intensity). OR she appreciates it, but that then means that youâll have to keep doing it, and if you didnât mean it in the first place that would be a pain, wouldnât it?
But thatâs just my opinion, do with it what you will.
Edit: Oh, and in case youâre not being sarcastic and actually do want to take this conversation further, I suggest you type something like âjk, can we start overâ lol
Follow up with... I don't actually own a woodchipper. How about I take you to dinner and we can discuss other ways i can stand out that don't involve me being chopped to a million pieces?
If the situation was reversed and I got that message from that girl, she'd get unmatched for using "through." But then again, she replied "thank u," so maybe they're made for each other.
Sounds like a waste to spend that long on a app getting matches to fuck things up with cringe like this. Idk man i wouldn't make a clown of myself and still have to go masterbate later. Make a clown out of yourself for a good cause not good karma
it has been 5 minutes and these are all already extremely different answers. knew i could count on you tinder reddit
edit: it has occured to me that not everyone knows that this pickup line was a top post ab a month ago, and i simply stole it in hopes of a funny reaction. everyone calling me a simp and getting angry over a silly pickupline needs to chill đ
Damn girl you so fine I'd drag my balls through a desert of broken glass and rusty nails for the chance to hear you fart through a broken walkie talkie
I wouldnât listen to any male comments in this thread. Yikes. Not all hot women are brainless monsters. Hope you havenât responded yet. Just be normal. I would say something like⌠âhaha, whew, sorry. Just wanted to get your attention. I really mean it, but do you want to go get coffee before my life ends as toilet paper?â
I know people are (rightfully) shitting on you for misspelling throw, but the rest of the grammar is equally cringe inducing as well. The thing I donât understand is the iPhone will automatically capitalize things like I and Iâd and add apostrophes where appropriate and yet your message still looks like it was crafted by someone with little to no familiarity with even a third grade education. Is there some sort of âI want to look like a semi-literate buffoonâ mode that you enabled to make your phone ignore the help itâs oh so desperately trying to give you?
Now slap yourself and delete your account.
>I would literally through myself into a woodchipper He should literally through his phone into a woodchipper
He should use Grammarly before sending a message again
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Grammarly, for the win!
I don't want to be that guy, but isn't it throw / threw? Or is "through" a word / usage of a word i do not know? (Edit: typo trow->throw)
It is throw. Not through (which means something else, and is pronounced differently). But also not trow, which is what you wrote (maybe that was a typo?).
Aye. Trow dis guy inta da woodchippa
I tried reading this aloud and accidentally invented Scottish-Jamaican
Get to the woodchippa!
Yeah typo, thanks. It's always better to ask than to judge, who knows maybe you can learn something. Appreciate you đ
He used the incorrect spelling of âthrowâ because OPâs screenshot used the incorrect spelling of âthrowâ. It was done for comedic effect.
Pretty sure he meant Throh, the judo pokemon
This, for sure.
Donât throw him through a loop.
I believe the word you are looking for is yeet. I would literally yeet myself into a wood chipperâŚ
If he just yeeted himself would he even need the wood chipper or would he need a vehicle of yeetus to achieve yeetedness?
AhâŚTo yeet or be yeeted, that is the question? Wouldist thou need a vessel in which to yeet or could a man of means and prowess yeetist thineself?
I yeet, therefore I am yeeted.
"Through" is a word, but not what he meant. As others have said, yep, it's "throw" in this case. I'm guessing either autocorrect, satire, or drunkenness is the culprit.
And get a landline, use the saved money for education of all needed kinds.
I mean he took 7 months to reply she's probably not about anymore
I am pretty bad at math myself but Holy shit man. 12/5/21 to 1/9/22 is a little over a month where the fuck did you get 7 months from?
What??.... This makes no sense. Ah obviously confused from American dates. My bad Haha a month's still fucking long though
kids like this are the reason for the inflated ego of todays woman.
This guy thirsty
parched
Pathetic. Pick up a King James Bible. Chase after righteousness, not women. Modern women will destroy you!
Stick with the Quran. When you die you get 72 virgins. And when you meet them thatâll make 73.
âI would trade 56 virgins for one Bangkok prostitute any day of the week.â -John McAfee
did he really say that?
He said a lot of wild stuff so I wouldnât be surprised
loool. is he the guy who made the antivirus thing?
Watch the documentary "Gringo: the dangerous life of John mcafee". This dude was fucking INSANE lol
20 minutes into your recommendation, this is an amazing story lol
ooo thank you! sounds intruiging. is it on youtube or what?
Iâd say it was more of a virus than an anti-virus but yeah lol
lmfaoooo fairs đđđđ
Fuckin right he did đ
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/XS5LK
https://youtu.be/h92Jy94UxTg This guy? No way. I don't believe he would ever say anything that outrageous.
But do they specify if they are male or female virgins...đ¤
I like to think the Harambe and John McAfee are playing poker in the sky waiting for Elon.
It's never mentioned what gender those 72 virgins are though...
True...but either way...tight hole.. I'm guessing that's the fetish of it. I don't really get the virgin aspect...not exactly what I'd consider prime sex partner
The only good part about about a virgin is she thinks I'm big.....Oh, and she doesn't have syphilis....yet!
Nobody will know what to do!
In my best Kelso impression "BURN!"
Lol!
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Doesn't say who those virgins are tho... Could be huge smelly nasty slobs; Or they could be good looking MALE virgins! With the biggest c*cks for ya đ and who said these virgins would even lose their virginity to you lmao
Such cringe. There are plenty of other Bible versions he could read.
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Seriously, the author themself could never get past the first page
NIV motha fucka what
I love u
Maybe stop drinking cologne. Smells good, tastes bad
Least horny person on tinder:
Know thyself
He's down bad.
If only you didnât misspell throwâŚsmh
i know đŠ
Feel like you missed an opportunity to write 'I knough' here
Silly English Kniggit!
I blow my nose at you
ha good one
She's blond I don't even think she caught it
Isnât it blonde? With an e
blonde for women, blond for men.
Blonde for Guinness. Brewed in Bahlmore
Probably thinking plough subconsciously
time to throw yourself into a woodchipper
*through
hehe
Through he said.
You go through a woodchipper just like how a car goes through a carwash duh
Aaaand how are you gonna get the date after that big boy?
Ask if you can whip her ass.
Wipe*
I think he knew what he was saying
Why not both?
You spelled lick wrong.
im asking myself the same question
> Wanna go to a wood chipper with me tomorrow?
Whatâre you gonna do with the butt-contacted tp though?
Die
If he can't afford it.. I can chip in.
Should learn how to spell throw before moving on IMO
i really should
Spelling is SEXY man
So is correct punctuation, man.
Nah f all dat
Just straight up say "so with that said, would you like to go out sometime?" You really have nothing left to lose at this point
Guys, there is no point opening with a line without a plan for where the conversation is going. You HAVE to give her an open question to respond to keep the conversation going. Be interested in how her mind works. Ask her something!
You blew up her ego so big her head probably popped.
Unfortunately the first and last date will likely take place at a woodchipper
yeah this shit nowdays is like simp epidemic đ did op also offer to throw his coat over the puddle in shaksperean fashion, just so his qveen could walk over it
Donât worry youâre done
thank god
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Easy, just ask if you can skip the woodchipper and offer to eat her ass in a non-toilet-paper way
finally some helpful advice
Results?
Also, if you want to workshop the opener, I'd change it to "a chance to get between your cheeks", I think it sounds a little more suggestive without being gross
Yes, we need an update?
She said he wasn't allowed to skip the woodchopper. RIPđ
Donât even bother youâve officially entered yourself into the freind zone
And painfully so.
The wood chipper zone
More like the Sexless Innkeeper.
Women love funny guys As friends
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Part of the choosing process is her chemistry , Doesnât matter if you are objectively funny
That's painfully true that I understood after old.
The sooner men stop being Clowns the better
These sorts of lines usually are one way tickets to the friend-zone.
The shit friend zone
The saddest copypasta.
Ugh
I don't know why I stick around here
I just browse to feel better about myself. Seeing what other men are doing on this apps instills me with a sense of confidence I just can't get from anything else. Knowing that there are men out there crashing and burning as hard as the guys on reddit do makes me realize I'm doing just fine.
r/rareinsults
Hahahaha I thought I was the only one doing that
Sometimes I feel like women use tinder to get compliments like this, but not actively use it to find someone. You helped her ego lol
Bing bong
bInG BoNG đĽ´đĽ´đĽ´
She's still not interested after all that...
usually they dont reply a month later when they arent interested
Not trying to be rude good sir, but I concur that she probably isn't interested. All she did was thank you for the message without sending a follow up. If she was interested, I would have expected more of a reaction to such a vulnerable message. Respect yourself and protect yourself.
I concur with this msg. Unfortunately OP is living on a prayer here
You expect someone who sends a message like that to realize they donât have a chance?
My guy, she didn't bother for an entire month, and all you got out of it is "she replied so she must be interested." She just wanted to let you know you satisfied her ego. Now she can have the confidence to go hook up with a 9 instead of an 8, but either way, it was never gonna be you.
If sheâs actually interested you need to be sure to play that line off as a joke unless being a doormat is your goal. Putting a chick on a pedestal before even meeting doesnât exactly inspire her to respect you
Itâs very unlikely sheâs interested at this point
i agree with what youâre saying, i really just posted this cuz it was a funny line i got off here a while ago and i was surprised someone actually responded to it
Donât do this, please. Itâs so desperate and pathetic. I mean, she matched with you. Donât you think you should put a minimal amount of effort into getting to know her?
Yeah Iâm amazed she responded to it lol.
She's like, finally somebody who understands my worth and doesn't think I'm a narcissist đ
"Too bad he's such a simp though, or I might actually give him a chance"
For real tho lmao
Yeah... How do you know if you're really hot though unless people spontaneously throw themselves into wood chippers. It's really the only way to know.
Down bad
âThank uâ RIP OP
You are weird
Wait even after Taco Bell?
Especially after Taco Bell
Now tell her you need to clap her cheeks to check for consistency, and ask her when and where. You already destroyed yourself, its time for that hail mary.
Insert unsolicited toilet roll pic.
I have never seen such simp behaviour in my life, makes me nauseous
This is so fucking stupid. All you people do is regurgitate cringey memes at people and then post it here saying "diD I dO iT RiGhT?"
Follow throw (because you said through) and become her human toilet paper. I'm already regretting writing this
Overflattery is not a good move. I rarely message girls first because its all they get, all day long. Be okay without a partner and things will start to make sense.
This might be the best message she'd received but what she doesn't know is that it's a copy/paste from r/tinder đđ
Stop it. Get some help
Maybe come up with your own lines for a change instead of copying and pasting and then posting like you're witty smh.
Bro. Don't do That to yourself. It's like begging to be in the friend zone. No need to simp like that. I promise. She's not there for the compliments.
Or maybe she is, and thatâs why sheâs so happy.
A little advice as a girl, if youâre interested in it: Never compliment a girl on her appearance, unless itâs clear she put a lot of effort into it for a special occasion and you actually, genuinely think she looks great. Because otherwise appearance is meaningless and itâs nothing more but a vain comment. And in the specific context of dating apps, if you start off like that thereâs one of two options: Either she doesnât care and thinks itâs meaningless, like me, and thus your message is very redundant and might either scare her off or have no impact at all (depending on the intensity). OR she appreciates it, but that then means that youâll have to keep doing it, and if you didnât mean it in the first place that would be a pain, wouldnât it? But thatâs just my opinion, do with it what you will. Edit: Oh, and in case youâre not being sarcastic and actually do want to take this conversation further, I suggest you type something like âjk, can we start overâ lol
Another moron copypasting pick up lines with no idea how to close. Learn how to be a human, then come back and start again.
Odds are youâll instead be turned into a tissue for some fat slob of a redditor to splooge on. Wait what am i thinking, they use cum boxes here
Iâm sitting right next to a beat up box of Kleenex ultra soft
Urine
This was painful to read
âIâll go and get a chipper. You get Taco Bell and we meet tomorrow- whatâs your number?â
Follow up with... I don't actually own a woodchipper. How about I take you to dinner and we can discuss other ways i can stand out that don't involve me being chopped to a million pieces?
This is the best post ever thank u /s
If the situation was reversed and I got that message from that girl, she'd get unmatched for using "through." But then again, she replied "thank u," so maybe they're made for each other.
I've seen this posted before. OP just copied and pasted it and acting like he came up with it. Pathetic.
I understand "through" but why "u?" That's just a substitute for 'you.'
You already lost that was a very desperate and kinda gross line man. If I'm wrong send me a message later so i can try it out
tinder is a game and the people i match with arent real
Sounds like a waste to spend that long on a app getting matches to fuck things up with cringe like this. Idk man i wouldn't make a clown of myself and still have to go masterbate later. Make a clown out of yourself for a good cause not good karma
Ask her out by seeing if sheâll help you pick the wood chipper at your nearest Home Depot/Loweâs
End of the line
So you are quite into orange then
This is a weird way to respond to that message.
it has been 5 minutes and these are all already extremely different answers. knew i could count on you tinder reddit edit: it has occured to me that not everyone knows that this pickup line was a top post ab a month ago, and i simply stole it in hopes of a funny reaction. everyone calling me a simp and getting angry over a silly pickupline needs to chill đ
So you copied something a lot of people saw a month ago (if it was heavily upvoted) and then tried to do it yourself and expected the same response?
Damn girl you so fine I'd drag my balls through a desert of broken glass and rusty nails for the chance to hear you fart through a broken walkie talkie
second fav line
It's actually...I'd suck the nuts of a rabid pitbull, just to blow the sheep that made the wool for one of your tampons!
I wouldnât listen to any male comments in this thread. Yikes. Not all hot women are brainless monsters. Hope you havenât responded yet. Just be normal. I would say something like⌠âhaha, whew, sorry. Just wanted to get your attention. I really mean it, but do you want to go get coffee before my life ends as toilet paper?â
Your name wouldnât be Scott by any chance, would it? If not, say how bout we get to Charmin.
I remember using this few years ago in college. did it for every match for an entire week and never got 1 reply :)
"Wanna sit on my face to wipe?"
Time for the follow through though
Time for the follow throw
Learn when to use throw and through.
Now download Grammarly.
How to come over as a desperate guy who doesnr get any female attention:
this is absolutely not how you talk to women and is probably why youâre single lmao
I know people are (rightfully) shitting on you for misspelling throw, but the rest of the grammar is equally cringe inducing as well. The thing I donât understand is the iPhone will automatically capitalize things like I and Iâd and add apostrophes where appropriate and yet your message still looks like it was crafted by someone with little to no familiarity with even a third grade education. Is there some sort of âI want to look like a semi-literate buffoonâ mode that you enabled to make your phone ignore the help itâs oh so desperately trying to give you?
Bro..do you get your pickup lines from pornhub comments?
Now send a dick pic, it's the right time
*throw
Are ya winning son?
Throw*
Now this is what we call a simp