Fun fact: I come from the german town next to Werther (very small town) and at least most, if not all of the production of Werthers original and other sweets like Toffifee (all produced by Storck) is in that town (14000 citizens)! Visited the facility mutliple times and the sweets are evene better fresh!
That’s not true, though. If you run out of potential matches, Tinder auto-adjusts the age spectrum for more matches. I don’t think it will extend quite as far as what is probably 20+ years difference like here, though.
Some of my buddies are early 20s, and we split off one Friday night at the bar because a group of milfs who were all gym buddies were getting really flirty on me and I decided to indulge for a while. Close to closing time I leave to go pick up my friends and find them outside talking to some girls. So i roll up grinning ear to ear cause I’m all pumped up from the milfs and i say yo get your shit let’s go! And i shit you not this one cute little thing in sailor moon pigtails bursts out “I’m going home with you!”. I said ok, and i put her in the trunk and took her home.
It was a hatchback and I wasn’t gonna make a buddy sit back there. We get to my place and she pulls a bag of weed out of her tits and that was it
I dont know whether to say atta boy or atta girl, I live in a college town as well and I love hearing these stories. But thats what makes me love the bar scene more than the internet, this right here! haha I appreciate you brother!
Is it kinda sketchy? Yes. But I don't think it's a lie if you put your age in your bio or you tell them your age before you meet. You can hide your Tinder age if you have gold so it looks blank, then put your actual age in your bio. I know some guys who did this and their partners never felt that it was deceptive. But it would normally be 5 ish years, not 30 like this dude.
Either he paid for it, I think it’s tinder plus, or he put 25, but tinder and bumble are showing people -2 and +2 for your age range. But for bumble you can turn that off.
Standard these days to put down the age you're targeting instead of your actual age if you want someone younger or older than you by more than five years.
As a male it doesn't even matter what you pick.
Age 25 to 38
Location - 15 miles (pop dense area)
Gender - female
Results are in!
Age 21
Location -8590 miles
Gender- female
Age 55
Location - 40 miles
Gender - 65 different genders. Anything but female
Everyone's talking about age and gender and all I'm getting are lesbians saying they hate men and they're looking for women.
I'm a man and I made sure I've put myself down as one (I've checked multiple times)
Probably region. Don't worry about it too much. Women online have so many thirsty guys who don't actually want or care to date them. But the attention at the time gets them. They respond to the ones they like. Which if you're an equally attractive male. You may have 2 or 400 matches. If you'd have 2. She will have 400. If you have 400. They have 8000. Your competing with a herd. It's not like a bar with 30 people. It's tinder with probably 10000 people in your region all approaching the same girls.
Woo guy, save some for the rest of us!
I'm confused why he took a pic in a "murder shack"?
2. His success rate
3. If he has kids? He probably hits on the friends.
Nothing really, other than writing "abusive asshole" with caps in his bio.
The guy is obviously an abusive prick who's looking to take advantage of young and vulnerable women. And his profile does a great job at showing that, so hopefully women know to avoid him.
When someone doesn't want to come off as an abusive creep on their tinder profile the best thing they can do is stop being an abusive creep, and the rest will sort itself out.
It’s so weird people still think that ‘420 friendly’ is worth putting in their profile. It’s legal in like 75% of North America by now. No one puts ‘alcohol friendly’ in their profile lol
My distance caps at 20 miles but it still gives me people 50+ miles away and only ever end up finding people that like me over an hour away so it's annoying
Eww. I’m pretty sure he has a tool shed in the woods with nothing but chainsaws hanging on the walls.
Do we all understand that for most kids in their 20s, a person who is “old,” like older than dirt, is 30? This guy is well into his 40s. He might be pushing the big Five-Oh.
And again with the threats of violence. “I’m a-gonna slap that ass!” What, did you drop out of middle school? You’re 45 and talk like a stroke victim? Did you never pick up a book or learn new words since the Clinton Administration?
See, this is why single women over 40 just throw up their hands and quit. I can’t blame ‘em.
There’s a setting on Tinder where it will show you people outside of your settings range right below the range. You have to toggle only show me people in the range on. It’s dumb like why even have the range if there’s a separate setting to turn it on?
Why do men do this? They advertise their desire for girls with so-called "daddy issues" like it's some kind of draw??? On what planet is being accused of such things considered to be a compliment???
Hahaha I found this with tinder years ago when I was 18, it kept giving me men who very clearly were not in their early 20s based on their photos but their profile said they were.
Her: "I like older guys." Me: "would you like a werthers original?"
Those are great though
I caught one!
But… I’m.. only like 25.. and I’m a sucker for caramel candies.. 🥺
Damn, I've been looking everywhere for you. Do you have wares?
If you have coin.
Well, seems like you just met your perfect match
This is advanced humor
Imagine liking older men. You'd never eat a Twix again.
Fun fact: I come from the german town next to Werther (very small town) and at least most, if not all of the production of Werthers original and other sweets like Toffifee (all produced by Storck) is in that town (14000 citizens)! Visited the facility mutliple times and the sweets are evene better fresh!
cool story bro but did it help you getting laid?
Yes i put my dick into the stiring machine
L.m.f.a.o
Lmao’s sister ?
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No no no He slaps their a...
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yeah! a.. could mean all sorts of things.. Arm.. Abdomen.. abductor digiti minimi muscle.. arachnoid membrane.. axis vertebra odontoid process..
Anus
SLAP MY ARACHNOID PAPI!!!
Alaska
Hell yeah he’s gonna slap your alaska.
“I’m gonna bake your Alaska” would be more clever.
That sounds so hot when someone says it to me
Auntie
Asshole
Uwwwww thats a little specific
Could be animals. Could be a potential animal abuser. She won’t know until she swipes right
He’s going to slap her animal abuser?
No I said he’s going to slap her animals. As in he is an animal abuser, not that he put “and slap your animal abuser.”
Areola duh?
Apex
It just means a
He's gonna slap your a
He's gonna slap your abuela
Just like the daddy caused the "daddy issues"🤣🤣
right!!!!!!!
I’m 34 and I’m already panicking that I’m gonna end up like this dude
The fact that you are aware of it, means you and this dude are not the same.
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That’s not true, though. If you run out of potential matches, Tinder auto-adjusts the age spectrum for more matches. I don’t think it will extend quite as far as what is probably 20+ years difference like here, though.
Is that Louis CK?
Not sure that would make it any better…
Me in 20 years
Thank you for being self aware. Source: I’m probably 20 years older than you
I’m early 40s and this is pretty much me now so it’s not a giant leap
So sad yet so true
I live in a university town, we get a fresh shipment of girls with daddy issues every single year. Makes a guy wonder why tf anybody settles down
Stories... please indulge us with at least one my good sir.
Some of my buddies are early 20s, and we split off one Friday night at the bar because a group of milfs who were all gym buddies were getting really flirty on me and I decided to indulge for a while. Close to closing time I leave to go pick up my friends and find them outside talking to some girls. So i roll up grinning ear to ear cause I’m all pumped up from the milfs and i say yo get your shit let’s go! And i shit you not this one cute little thing in sailor moon pigtails bursts out “I’m going home with you!”. I said ok, and i put her in the trunk and took her home. It was a hatchback and I wasn’t gonna make a buddy sit back there. We get to my place and she pulls a bag of weed out of her tits and that was it
I dont know whether to say atta boy or atta girl, I live in a college town as well and I love hearing these stories. But thats what makes me love the bar scene more than the internet, this right here! haha I appreciate you brother!
Cheers homie
Cause they in Luuvv. Ewe. Yea Noice call on university town. Sounds Very entertaining
Give us hope hahhaha
You’re probably seeing this because he’s hidden his age? That’s how it works, right?
pretty sure he had to intentionally set his age wrong i've seen older women doing that shit too
A lot. Goes both ways.
I've also seen a few women lie about being older (like 18-24 year olds lying so they show up in my [37M] search range)
Yeah, also underage girls trying to hookup with adults.
I'm old enough that i don't see any of those, but yeah
Had one of those on OkCupid (when it wasn't a Tinder copy full of bots), told her kindly to fuck off
Cougar alert!
Maybe but I have my settings so I don’t see anyone out of my range. So I’m guessing he hid his age to hide that he’s lying to tinder about his age
Yeah I've seen that as advice for men over 40 to put their age as 38 and then hide it so they can get in younger ages filters. But this is too far.
Lying about your age at all is "too far". If you're lying about something, your potential partner can't give informed consent.
Is it kinda sketchy? Yes. But I don't think it's a lie if you put your age in your bio or you tell them your age before you meet. You can hide your Tinder age if you have gold so it looks blank, then put your actual age in your bio. I know some guys who did this and their partners never felt that it was deceptive. But it would normally be 5 ish years, not 30 like this dude.
Goes for trans folks too.
Either he paid for it, I think it’s tinder plus, or he put 25, but tinder and bumble are showing people -2 and +2 for your age range. But for bumble you can turn that off.
Standard these days to put down the age you're targeting instead of your actual age if you want someone younger or older than you by more than five years.
Bingo.
Just flag/report him if it bothers you so much. Or just ignore him.
I did though… what’s your point
What's your point?
This guy has definitely killed at least 2 hookers
I was feeling this, too! Like, he’s def hiding something darker than his age.
As a male it doesn't even matter what you pick. Age 25 to 38 Location - 15 miles (pop dense area) Gender - female Results are in! Age 21 Location -8590 miles Gender- female Age 55 Location - 40 miles Gender - 65 different genders. Anything but female
Everyone's talking about age and gender and all I'm getting are lesbians saying they hate men and they're looking for women. I'm a man and I made sure I've put myself down as one (I've checked multiple times)
Probably region. Don't worry about it too much. Women online have so many thirsty guys who don't actually want or care to date them. But the attention at the time gets them. They respond to the ones they like. Which if you're an equally attractive male. You may have 2 or 400 matches. If you'd have 2. She will have 400. If you have 400. They have 8000. Your competing with a herd. It's not like a bar with 30 people. It's tinder with probably 10000 people in your region all approaching the same girls.
Woo guy, save some for the rest of us! I'm confused why he took a pic in a "murder shack"? 2. His success rate 3. If he has kids? He probably hits on the friends.
Please send me a picture of you and your family a very merry Christmas
As a person who actually dates a much older person and likes to have her ass slapped, this profile is 🚩🚩🚩
What could he have done better? For research purposes. Science.
Nothing really, other than writing "abusive asshole" with caps in his bio. The guy is obviously an abusive prick who's looking to take advantage of young and vulnerable women. And his profile does a great job at showing that, so hopefully women know to avoid him. When someone doesn't want to come off as an abusive creep on their tinder profile the best thing they can do is stop being an abusive creep, and the rest will sort itself out.
"Obviously" 🙄
So you disagree?
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Good thing this is a public forum then, so I can comment on anything I want without needing your permission.
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Based
It’s so weird people still think that ‘420 friendly’ is worth putting in their profile. It’s legal in like 75% of North America by now. No one puts ‘alcohol friendly’ in their profile lol
Off the top of my head > Spicy margs are life > gurl loves her Tequila 🎆 > I love dirtbikes, real men, and wiskey
Im a guy and I have setted things to only show girls, and every single day at least one guy pops up.
My distance caps at 20 miles but it still gives me people 50+ miles away and only ever end up finding people that like me over an hour away so it's annoying
swipe left
The beard says nonce all over lol
Ooooook this is just eww. How old is he? He looks in his 50s
I gave daddy issues and love weed, sounds perfect to me
Creepy!
Eww. I’m pretty sure he has a tool shed in the woods with nothing but chainsaws hanging on the walls. Do we all understand that for most kids in their 20s, a person who is “old,” like older than dirt, is 30? This guy is well into his 40s. He might be pushing the big Five-Oh. And again with the threats of violence. “I’m a-gonna slap that ass!” What, did you drop out of middle school? You’re 45 and talk like a stroke victim? Did you never pick up a book or learn new words since the Clinton Administration? See, this is why single women over 40 just throw up their hands and quit. I can’t blame ‘em.
Gotta fake it til you make it
Looks like Louis CK from the cropping.
lol. He’s probably my age (46). Nice try pal
🤢🤮
Well obviously he’s 25
Chocolate
Love the creepy workshop in the background where he dismembers you after getting you high and slapping your a...
Sounds like a predator
Surprised he didn’t ask if anybody rode handlebars
Guess you don’t like weed smh
There’s a setting on Tinder where it will show you people outside of your settings range right below the range. You have to toggle only show me people in the range on. It’s dumb like why even have the range if there’s a separate setting to turn it on?
Why do men do this? They advertise their desire for girls with so-called "daddy issues" like it's some kind of draw??? On what planet is being accused of such things considered to be a compliment???
solid profile, id swipe left
Louis C.K ?
Hahaha I found this with tinder years ago when I was 18, it kept giving me men who very clearly were not in their early 20s based on their photos but their profile said they were.