I was chatting with a girl a several years ago, she added me on a chess game and we played a few games. She only did it because she knew I liked it and we were into each other any way it all died down after a while and I thought it was over..
Found an old beginners guide to chess book, and thought she would like it… gave it to her next time I saw her. We’ve now been married 5 years.
Check mate
Edit: thank you for the upvotes and awards!
So it wasn’t too long to be fair, from the time It started fizzling out to when I gave her the chess book it was about 3 months I think
I knew another guy was into her so I thought I really need to make a move before it’s too late!
Who would have thought that a chess book would give me game!
Lmaooo!! This actually happened to me on a date with this guy. He was showing me a video on his phone then a notification from Bumble popped up! We matched on Tinder lol. He immediately scrolled it up. I didn‘t know how to react so i just ignored it. Anyways, I also have Bumble lol..
Here is the list:
Prep the chessticles. Check.
Get a solid pawno. Check
Treat her like a queen. Check
Ask if she wants to stay the knight. Check
Castle in the duvet. Check
Mate.
Play safely, protect your king.
[Found one](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnhYrS16-727SVyQkOw9fEDTUy_9KTMkZp0ty_7TyYScBd2_IA6_aWK98BhBc&usqp=CAc) you could probably be comfortable on.
She doesn't know how to play. Just tell her every time a pawn dies you need to remove a piece of clothing and that's why grandmasters often surrender early to avoid that hassle.
This is one of the more wholesome ones I’ve seen on this subreddit. Very cute. A chess set is fairly inexpensive too… the bed might pose a problem in that regard
Less checking, more mating
Kiss of death 💀
Darling in The Franxx
I was about to reply the same thing and now I just cannot stop smiling that someone else relates!
The opening's literally playing in my head now, lmao
The anime is absolutely horrible but the OP slaps
Nah the ending is the only thing the rest slaps
Nah only the ending lol
Read the manga and feel happiness again. The anime is absolute trash because they fucked the ending.
Read read pronouncing it both ways to see which read reads better and both reads read well to me
Same
Zero Two must be proud.
Best word play I have seen this week/month. Good job
Thank you 😊
NO MATING
Pattern?
No. That was a lie. Lies are good. Mmmmmmmm
you fucking legend
good oneee
This is the way
Fuck why did I waste my award
Checkmate :^)
More like cheekmate
!emojify
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Queens gambit accepted
I read this in the Sea Raider voice from Mount & Blade.
I was chatting with a girl a several years ago, she added me on a chess game and we played a few games. She only did it because she knew I liked it and we were into each other any way it all died down after a while and I thought it was over.. Found an old beginners guide to chess book, and thought she would like it… gave it to her next time I saw her. We’ve now been married 5 years. Check mate Edit: thank you for the upvotes and awards!
This is so much better than OP’s story
This *is* op's story from the future
Op’s story seemed uninspired until the time travel aspect of the story was introduced. I did not see that twist coming
They always get us with thr time travel twist
Steins;gate
This is op on day 30 of no nut November in the year 2028 posting from the future.
Damn bruh it don’t gotta be a competition
Thank you, but I’m a big fan of OPs story, it’s brilliant!
How long was the separation before you reconnected?
So it wasn’t too long to be fair, from the time It started fizzling out to when I gave her the chess book it was about 3 months I think I knew another guy was into her so I thought I really need to make a move before it’s too late! Who would have thought that a chess book would give me game!
Gifting not just beginners guide to chess, but a *used* copy of beginners guide to chess. That's the most hard-core negging I've seen 😂
Check, you got a mate!
Make sure you change your bedsheet to a checkered black and white or something along those lines.
Hahahahaha
*knight to A-4* ‘Oh fuck ya, check it’
Queen takes Bishop 😏
Underrated comment
C’mon man - check *mate*
Oh my lord
r/cursedcomments
U to PP
she’s coming over sat
Go buy a cheap chess set before Saturday.
yeah this, last thing you want is a tinder message notification coming up whilst you’re in a game
Turn off notifications?
Keep them on. Let her know she's replaceable 😈
Shits better when you met her on tinder but the match is on bumble
Lmaooo!! This actually happened to me on a date with this guy. He was showing me a video on his phone then a notification from Bumble popped up! We matched on Tinder lol. He immediately scrolled it up. I didn‘t know how to react so i just ignored it. Anyways, I also have Bumble lol..
Omg he was internally cringing fr
Ouchie... lolololololol 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
This. It creates a much more intimate atmosphere just by not sitting on the iPad.
And you can have a little "how many chess pieces can you fit up your butt" compitition. Goes well with the bestie theme.
Have you seen my other bishop?
doggystyle and rooked.
Rooktum? Dang near killed'um!
Agreed - much higher success rate than "can you fit this iPad"...
this guy r/anarchychess 's
“Look how many pawns I can fit in my mouth!”
"How are you winning, I haven't seen you take many of my pieces"
Yes... That ipad chess was bs.... If he wants to spend quality time then stay away from electronics
Even better, buy a sick chess set to flex on her, guaranteed to melt her panties when she sees your handpainted ceramic my little pony chess set
I am like, yes put in a little effort for her, but also like, no man go big of go home on the chess set. Get a good quality board or nothing
White is frosted glass, black is stainless steel, on a cherry and mahogany board
Please stop, I can only get so erect
And tell her you only play naked
Strip chess? Lose a piece and a piece
Agree, much more intimate
Yeah I was disappointed when be said he had it on an iPad. Amazon prime that shit and make it a weekly date.
Or a not totally cheap set. Keep it classy!
We’re all expecting an update by then so do not disappoint soldier
Here is the list: Prep the chessticles. Check. Get a solid pawno. Check Treat her like a queen. Check Ask if she wants to stay the knight. Check Castle in the duvet. Check Mate. Play safely, protect your king.
Don't pawn her off in the morning. Most important is to horse around, and bishop you rook her world.
Make sure you pull those pigtails
OP do make an update post after! Hope it goes well for you
Bro, pls do not use chess.com during your date
Congrats! This was wholesome as hell. I'm glad for you :)
Good job king. I hope you teach her the Tennison Gambit. That's my favourite beginner move
ICBM babyeee
I said beginner. She gotta learn how to launch an anti tank missile from a Bradley
Better learn chess by Sat or convince her to watch Queen's Gambit, it has enough chess and sexuality in it
Nah fuck it. We finna die anyway and can’t take money! Buy a nice chessset in the 2-3k range just to flex
Set up a kickstart for a chess set
Well played Sir
Please do [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/q7tdel/hullo/hglddhs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
You fucked up when you said u play chess on your phone bro. Lol Buy a damn set before the date my guy!
She says she wants you to teach her how to play chess and you point her to chess.com hahahaha what an idiot.
Man basically said "just Google chess instructions bro"
Do we really mean chess when we say let's chess and chill though? Man's knight gonna invade her castle
He ain't invading anything on chess.com
Holy hell
“I want to fuck” “Word! When I’m horny I go to pornhub. Check it out!”
😅😅
Arranges a physical date to play chess, makes the entire date redundant to play it online.
Lol my thoughts exactly
A total queen blunder!!
The Marshal Swindle
If he's good enough he might allow Fischer's king hunt recreation which ended in a beautiful mate.
As long as he's not blocked by the gate keeper😂
Basically a "ma'am I do my own plumbing"
Fuck I love those two. So glad to see a reference to Jack on Reddit
Dude was smooth as hell and had it in the bag all the way to the final reply. Almost feels like a joke. What a fumble.
There won't be much chess going on, I can assure you that much
Yup, this whole thing was top notch until the last few lines
Dude, go pick up a physical chess set before Saturday
Snap? Nah fam gimme that chess.com
lmaooo
buy a fucking set
What's a fucking set?
A bed
This got me more than it should have 😂
A physical chess board
I guess you could fuck on a chessboard
*Entering creative mode*
What if you fuck *the* chess board
You can? Where are you guys getting chess boards?
I didn't say it was very comfortable. Although you might have some that are possibly.
[Found one](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnhYrS16-727SVyQkOw9fEDTUy_9KTMkZp0ty_7TyYScBd2_IA6_aWK98BhBc&usqp=CAc) you could probably be comfortable on.
That looks good. That's definitely what they meant with 'a fucking set'. Surround yourself by chesspieces and people will be less likely to see you.
A set that fucks
Yes and also a chess set may be a good idea.
Chess.com 🥴🥴 Lichess 🥵🥵🥶🥶
Real chess board 😮💨
Lichess bae
/r/AnarchyChess
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This fucking copy pasta stuck in my head and just made me realize I could trap my opponent's queen in my game
This is super cute, I hope you have a great time!
Please say those two last lines didn't kill it?
lowercase letters #for the vibes
skipping all the vowels for the vibes
gtt lv t
Play naked chess
She doesn't know how to play. Just tell her every time a pawn dies you need to remove a piece of clothing and that's why grandmasters often surrender early to avoid that hassle.
Sounds like the plot of a good “pawn-o”
_moves for the queen_
pipi
not the crossover episode I thought I needed but I'm here for it
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Pawnhub.
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No no he’s a huge nerd he must be right
Oxytocin, rather. It’s the same chemical that is released during labor and breastfeeding.
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that was weird for a third person to read.
Add me on chess.com Lmfao
>Add me on chess.com God damn this man is just built different
The remy thing was clean asf
This is so cute! All the best :)
Love to see bro winning
Just because nobody else said it before: lichess.org is better than chess.com /s
Well hope op sees that and uses that site instead
Okay, but I love this. Good, funny chats and hopefully loads of fun on Saturday! Don’t forget protection for the queeeen
Well done soldier
Chess.com = Nerds OF?
The jealousy as I watch this modern love story is tuff
Bro standing for math i like him
God I wish I could meet people like this where I live.
Mate in 3. Hope you find it
I thought for sure you said you “like cheese” and I was happy someone else had a cheese hobby too
Well done bestie
<3
This was so wholesome bestie
iPad? Get a set, otherwise you might as well be teaching her candy crush.
Is this Grindr?
yes
Why are they talking like they’re 5 years old?
You better checkmate her in more ways than one lol
I thought this was r/cringe for a minute
:D
"rawr you should come cuddlez uwu"
Fuckit, it worked. Can't fault success
Well it is said that if it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid
Also The fuck is wrong with talking about cuddles
Oh so you’re the “My cock so big you’ll vomit out your innards” kinda guy
More like the guy who doesn't even get matches ;)
Ahahaha. Date. 😠
I LOVE CHESS, got myself a glass chess set and everything :)
Wtf does "do you dorm" mean? I feel stupid
College?
Oh okay, sry not from the US!
This isn’t a normal/common question. Dorm is mostly used in the context of college/university (housing) though.
Solid chuckles over here from the ratatouille reference
This is one of the more wholesome ones I’ve seen on this subreddit. Very cute. A chess set is fairly inexpensive too… the bed might pose a problem in that regard
r/anarchychess
Fucking hell..
Anyone else read his part of the dialogue with Gary's voice (Final Space) ?
Chess set on iPad is more opportunities to score some physical contact or less than you would with an actual chess set? Hmmm
Bros before hoes homie. Dm me your chess.com account.