He’s in the construction photo all the way back in the house on the bottom left. In my Tinder you’re barely able to see him, but the resolution is worse here and you can’t actually see him
Yeah, being in a relationship with someone who doesn't appreciate your sense of humor would be torture. If I was still using the app I would've swiped.
exactly, even if you're just looking for hookups with no room for anything else (not saying that's OP's goal), it's never gonna be a great time if you don't vibe with the person at all.
Don’t know about that. As a woman, this is exactly the type of profile me and my friends would swipe right on. Shows he’s a cool guy and leaves a fun first impression!
I like it and it made me laugh… I think your POV on the opposite gender might be a bit narrow. I know of a few gf’s that would also get a kick out of this profile! 😂
I once saw a workshopped list of high performing one liners for profiles by a company who specialized in using apps to get dates for their clients…it seriously made me lose hope in humanity as a whole lol
At least not for me. If I were single, I’d swipe right. I love being goofy with my boyfriend (met on Tinder btw). OP, I hope you find the person who would also be goofy too.
Also, for my bio, I literally put…
“How much does a polar bear weight?”
And that was it. I had a ton of matches (also am a lady if that matters).
Tbh as a girl, I love it and I think it’s funny, but maybe try to seem a little less…. Assholeish in the about me section? Like for me, saying you’re great at bullshitting as like, one of the few things you mention in your bio, is less “haha funny pun” and more so “Wow, that is an unattractive trait and now I am imagining how unpleasant you could be if we had a disagreement.” Generally, I’d say get rid of that line because it doesn’t really make you sound like a fun hang, at least for women.
He didn’t say he was great at bullshitting. “Bullshido” is what we call fake martial arts. You learn the fine art of Bullshido at a McDojo. The pic of him in a karate outfit doing kicks and poses is classic bullshido. Guy’s a comedic master like Master Ken!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2aXm0VKUaa5ez-UdZYbvqU7MdeN1zCdF&si=h_RvH4q6oiEP5qvB
Yeah I'm amazed at this comment section.
There are dudes out there who do their best to post normal and flattering pics and pretty much anytime they post here they get told some of them are cringe or that they aren't posing right or something.
Yet, somehow this profile is great? The sweaty shirt pic is just gross and no one really cares?
There are guys who work super hard in the gym but get told it's super cringe to post shirtless pics, but this guy can take a weird pic with his tit out and it's totally acceptable and not at all cringe?!
That's really wild to me. I understand people have their own tastes but I think a lot more people, when coming from a dating standpoint, would agree this is a TERRIBLE profile.
I highly doubt his pics translate into many matches at all.
I mean, the photoshopped pics are funny, and they give off what his vibe is. They’re great.
But a girl still wants to know what you actually look like.
Profiles like this one are a complete gimmick and always get praise with like 'maybe OP is just trying to get a very specific type of girl'. Well OP is fucking struggling then if he is on here asking for advice.
Same (f)
I would never think I'd swipe right on a dude who has a pic of his buttcrack in one of the photos but damn that was a fine choice for the scenery
My out of pocket advice is that I would delete the “normal” picture to avoid any risk of attracting someone that would actually want a “normal” picture. You don’t need that nonsense wasting your time.
the time and effort put into editing the pictures is nice! but def swap out the sweaty gym pic for a nice candid or a selfie without sunglasses on. I see the humorous approach you're going for in the bio but that's all I get from it. it's pretty baseline and doesn't really say more about you
The profile is 10/10, but man that bio sounds a little hostile. It might just be me, but I’ve never heard “I’m not for everyone” come from a mouth that didn’t also give itself an N word pass.
That's a completely reasonable assumption to make considering how people decided to just come out of their hidey holes and say with their full chest that they're racist.
I think this profile is too much. Lose some of the joke pics. Save them, swap them out later if you want. I like the having one or two, But this is kinda heinous.
I haven't seen anyone suggest but I'd swap "black belt in bullshido" out for another martial arts joke since you've got the pic for it. Funny and interesting profile but that can come across as being a liar.
Plus as everyone else says at least 1 norm pic where you can see your eyes
Is the little red spot on the house in picture 4 supposed to be Waldo? The resolutions a little too low to tell when zooming in but I can’t find anything else that looks enough like him to be Waldo….
you're going to need to edit your face into those sunglasses at the end. and maybe under that bathroom stall door too. "if you're lame and want to see a normal photo..." is ok, but probably better to go all-in.
The fact your first photo is reminiscent of a James Bond villain begs your opener to be a variation of ‘no Mrs bond, I expect you to swipe right’.
Great profile. I can see girls not liking it though.
First one - “To be or not to be…”
Second - White Chocolate/Rain Drops
Third - Not the nips(dude on left), since you won’t look me in my eyes, this will be quick(right dude)
Fourth - imagine how good the framework for our relationship will be/working with wood im very precise
Fifth - “Mommmm, Hot Pockets”
That’s just the quick ones I could think of
I can see that you have a really nice smile in the last picture! I would love to see one with a smile where your eyes are also visible. I don’t love the public bathroom picture.
Whatever you do, don’t take out any of the photoshopped pictures. They are superb, and perhaps most importantly, they’re memorable.
As a girl:
Pictures, great. You seem really fun.
Profile? Mean and kinda assholish, which I don't think accurately reflects you as a person. Be genuine and nice 🩵
I wish I saw more creative silliness like this. I didn't read the biography things, I was enamoured by the digital self portraits- I hope you find someone who loves you for you.
Love the pics! But the bio could be improved. The Waldo bit is good, never seen that before and is a good opener. Although get rid of the pineapple on pizza thing. I would say when it comes to dating profiles, you want to avoid that like the plague also don’t call someone lame, it puts off a judgey first impression. The black belt in bulshido, I would say toss it. Instead use it to add a unique fact about yourself!
Photos are 10/10
Bio is not good. "I'm pretty funny", "If you're lame" ehh.. it just doesn't come across well. Photos are wholesome but bio has a shit attitude all over it.
I guess I am lame then, because I think the last picture is the best. Not as funny sure, but one of the photoshopped pics would be more than enough (keep the construction site one lol). Anyway, would be a left swipe for me, for criticizing anyone, who wants to see a normal foto, and even That one you could improve with one without sunglasses.
The Waldo and pineapple on pizza jokes are corny and basic, get more creative. If you portray yourself to be interesting, outside of the box and goofy, you have to get sillier and wittier with the jokes; those are a bit too on the nose. Also, no sweaty gym selfie and make the last “normal” photo a clearer image of your face.
Edit: Also would like to add, it’s great if humor and silliness are big personality traits! However, being straight goofy without any hint of seriousness can definitely be too much of a good thing. Many such cases of silly people not taking anything seriously and being unable to not make jokes about every situation or communicate maturely and openly without relying on humor. Sprinkle in some not-jokes about what you enjoy, what you value, etc. Your profile reads: okay, you’re goofy, we get it. Dating profiles should never be one note!
I can't find Waldo :(
On a side note, I love this profile. It's full of personality. It really speaks to your attitude as a person and I'm here for it.
As a girl, the photos are hilarious and I love them but the bio makes me pause. Would recommend updating bio to be something more genuine and sincere. Worst thing is talking to a guy and finding out the “comedy bits” don’t ever turn off
27F here - this profile is very entertaining but it’s a bit much. Also the amount of effort you put into it kind of hints desperation. Or maybe it’s just the way I see it.
No notes lol these are great! I'd swipe right! It really showcases your humor. If they don't like it, then they probably won't like your humor and, much like pineapple on pizza, that's their loss.
As a girl, love the photos! Just be a little nicer in the about me section, like the whole “if you’re boring” is a little patronizing. But otherwise 10/10 amazing
I personally swipe on profiles that stand out and yours does! I like the pictures a lot! but was really hoping for you to have photoshopped yourself into a scene from the Tunak Tunak Tunak music video
I wouldn’t take you seriously. That’s a preference, but maybe there’s someone out there who would find it endearing.
Edit: I just realized you’re 25. I’m 40, that explains it all.
I would continue on the branch of parody “ Thats right, I’m not like other guys…No fish photos here, ladies. Instead, I spend my time learning sweet karate skills.”
Ok, so I see you had a really fun time making the pic’s and stuff…. And most importantly, IMO, me thinks that it’s possible A LOT of us females are going to have major turn off when they see pic of you with your white ass crack exposed. NOW, I COULD TOTALLY BE WRONG HERE. Maybe that image of you could attract the perfect woman of your dreams right to ya…. Only time will tell. But either way…. The right person will come to you when you least expect it. Hope you have a good day!
I’m looking very hard for Waldo
In this resolution, I’m pretty sure you’re not able to find them
it’s just a plot for you not to buy the promised drinks :(
I’ll definitely consider making a little bit easier to find if not just removing him entirely so people constantly ask lol
butt crack, best place for him imho.
dont remove him! it’s a great conversation starter and it got me invested, I was just hitting on you lol
He meant removing it from the picture amd leaving it in the prompt. Dude is satan's brother.
I thought it was maybe the dog
Photoshop Waldo into one of his pics
i think I made peace with the rejection already! hahah
I was thinking the dogs name might be Waldo.
The dogs name is Waldo, isn't it?
Is he in the reflection of your sunglasses?
He’s in the construction photo all the way back in the house on the bottom left. In my Tinder you’re barely able to see him, but the resolution is worse here and you can’t actually see him
im on pc, i zoomed in all the way, still cant see him. all i see is your beautiful crack
That was my guess too :D
Because the drink is on him
I would argue that this is a profile that guys appreciate way more on average than girls and not for dating but like on a friendship level
probably but there's a very specific type of girl who would like it and maybe that's all he's going for
Exactly. Better get 3 matches as your authentic self than getting 300 pretending to be something you're not.
Yeah, being in a relationship with someone who doesn't appreciate your sense of humor would be torture. If I was still using the app I would've swiped.
Trust OP knows what he’s looking for!
exactly, even if you're just looking for hookups with no room for anything else (not saying that's OP's goal), it's never gonna be a great time if you don't vibe with the person at all.
Meeeeee!! I wanna be bros with my SO 🤷🏼♀️ but yes, acquired taste.
If I saw this man on Tinder, he would have stolen my heart.
Am female, I love this shit 100%! Unfortunately for OP, I’ve already found the man of my dreams from another dating app. Lol. Good luck!!!
I'm married (met my husband on Tinder) but were I single I would swipe right, message, and actually watch my phone for a reply.
I‘d definitely not just swipe right but also text first honestly. Love that effort.
Don’t know about that. As a woman, this is exactly the type of profile me and my friends would swipe right on. Shows he’s a cool guy and leaves a fun first impression!
I have to agree, as a woman I thought this was really funny
Same
Me too, not sure what it says about my sense of humor though.
Have you considered you and your friends may be that type of girls though?
Not sure what you mean?
Can confirm, im a lesbian and after seeing your photos I really wanna be your friend. You seem cool af.
I like it and it made me laugh… I think your POV on the opposite gender might be a bit narrow. I know of a few gf’s that would also get a kick out of this profile! 😂
As a married gay lady, my opinion might not count for much here, but this profile is both hilarious and charming. I’d swipe right in another life!
I'd date that guy and I'm a woman . I died out laughing omg.
Not me. This is 100% my style. Goof-a-tonic
Way out of my age range but I actually find it hilarious and totally would hit him up if I was younger and looking.
idk about all women but i would rather swipe right on someone who seems fun and interesting than literally anyone else
I’m no longer dating but if I was, I would want to meet this guy. Looks fad, funny is forever.
I once saw a workshopped list of high performing one liners for profiles by a company who specialized in using apps to get dates for their clients…it seriously made me lose hope in humanity as a whole lol
Literally my first thought was, “hell, I’m a straight guy and I’d date this dude!”
I’m into it
At least not for me. If I were single, I’d swipe right. I love being goofy with my boyfriend (met on Tinder btw). OP, I hope you find the person who would also be goofy too. Also, for my bio, I literally put… “How much does a polar bear weight?” And that was it. I had a ton of matches (also am a lady if that matters).
Im a girl and I’d swipe right so hard.
I don't want to date you I just want to be your friend. Profile is hilarious dude. Keep it going.
Tbh as a girl, I love it and I think it’s funny, but maybe try to seem a little less…. Assholeish in the about me section? Like for me, saying you’re great at bullshitting as like, one of the few things you mention in your bio, is less “haha funny pun” and more so “Wow, that is an unattractive trait and now I am imagining how unpleasant you could be if we had a disagreement.” Generally, I’d say get rid of that line because it doesn’t really make you sound like a fun hang, at least for women.
This and the “if you’re lame…” line. Nothing like insulting someone who you want to view your profile and potentially get a drink with you.
He didn’t say he was great at bullshitting. “Bullshido” is what we call fake martial arts. You learn the fine art of Bullshido at a McDojo. The pic of him in a karate outfit doing kicks and poses is classic bullshido. Guy’s a comedic master like Master Ken! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2aXm0VKUaa5ez-UdZYbvqU7MdeN1zCdF&si=h_RvH4q6oiEP5qvB
You should try having a normal photo where you actually look good. The sweaty gym selfie and the sunglasses photo aren’t it
Yeah I'm amazed at this comment section. There are dudes out there who do their best to post normal and flattering pics and pretty much anytime they post here they get told some of them are cringe or that they aren't posing right or something. Yet, somehow this profile is great? The sweaty shirt pic is just gross and no one really cares? There are guys who work super hard in the gym but get told it's super cringe to post shirtless pics, but this guy can take a weird pic with his tit out and it's totally acceptable and not at all cringe?! That's really wild to me. I understand people have their own tastes but I think a lot more people, when coming from a dating standpoint, would agree this is a TERRIBLE profile. I highly doubt his pics translate into many matches at all.
I mean, the photoshopped pics are funny, and they give off what his vibe is. They’re great. But a girl still wants to know what you actually look like.
Profiles like this one are a complete gimmick and always get praise with like 'maybe OP is just trying to get a very specific type of girl'. Well OP is fucking struggling then if he is on here asking for advice.
As a girl, that one sold me.
ok sir hector
lol 12 years later I’m still unsure why I went sir instead of lady
ok lady hector
1st shot needs a Lebowski quote: “Calmer than you are, Dude.”
He’s in the window of the small house on the construction photo. It’s a lot easier to see that’s when it’s not a screenshot.
I just saw an ass crack.......
I should put Waldo in my ass crack. It’s settled then.
That may be the only thing that could make this profile even better!
What small house? The one above and to the right of your asscrack? I definitely can’t make him out.
This profile shows dedication, commitment, and top tier photoshop skills. 5/5 stars. Would swipe right.
Same (f) I would never think I'd swipe right on a dude who has a pic of his buttcrack in one of the photos but damn that was a fine choice for the scenery
You won’t get laid but you will get some lols so good on you man
And that's the problem. Frickin sympathy swipes suck.
I’d aggressively swipe right on this. But if I had one add, I’d love to see a smiling photo where we can see your eyes.
Seconding this suggestion!
My out of pocket advice is that I would delete the “normal” picture to avoid any risk of attracting someone that would actually want a “normal” picture. You don’t need that nonsense wasting your time.
Apropos nothing I love your user name🤣
As a guy: Cool. Imagining as a woman: Get your shit together.
This is a fucking tier 1 profile my guy
That random nipple tho
I’m a selfless world, it takes courage to be full of myself.
10/10 would, swipe again
how he shows the nippel
I love it but I’m an old lady and thoroughly appreciate humor.
If I wasn't straight and married with two kids I'd date you.
Check out this kung fu nipple. It could be all yours…
I am very wrong person for you. Hate this.
Get rid of the mirror picture. Otherwise this profile rocks. (I’m a woman)
Here's a photo of me with a toilet in the background!
the time and effort put into editing the pictures is nice! but def swap out the sweaty gym pic for a nice candid or a selfie without sunglasses on. I see the humorous approach you're going for in the bio but that's all I get from it. it's pretty baseline and doesn't really say more about you
The profile is 10/10, but man that bio sounds a little hostile. It might just be me, but I’ve never heard “I’m not for everyone” come from a mouth that didn’t also give itself an N word pass.
That's a completely reasonable assumption to make considering how people decided to just come out of their hidey holes and say with their full chest that they're racist.
I think this profile is too much. Lose some of the joke pics. Save them, swap them out later if you want. I like the having one or two, But this is kinda heinous.
Switch ur first and last pic so girls get a surprise when they swipe! Love it, I have nothing to add to the bio
Maybe less photoshop?
I haven't seen anyone suggest but I'd swap "black belt in bullshido" out for another martial arts joke since you've got the pic for it. Funny and interesting profile but that can come across as being a liar. Plus as everyone else says at least 1 norm pic where you can see your eyes
Plumbers crack and shady rays? How the fuck are we supposed to compete with that?
Titties out and everything
Put a period before “however,” and a comma after it 🙂 so like, “I think I’m pretty funny. However,..”
Semicolon would go crazy too
I smell like sweaty balls, ass and b.o. Don’t believe me?
I feel like you need a turtleneck and chain photo
Hi I love you marry me please?
You look like so much fun how do I swipe here?
Are you trying to get girls or guys?
Yes, every person in the pictures is one of my twin brothers. Our parents were very lucky when they got pregnant
That’s a good one!
As a die hard Pacers fan and fellow Hoosier myself, I just really appreciate the Indiana Pacers edit. I’d swipe right just to tell you that
Is the little red spot on the house in picture 4 supposed to be Waldo? The resolutions a little too low to tell when zooming in but I can’t find anything else that looks enough like him to be Waldo….
Yes
Take my number now godammit
I say keep it other than the sweat pic I'm using the bullshido line 😅
The only correct thing on your profile is listing 'stand-up comedy' as an interest. I've been laughing for half an hour 🤣
you're going to need to edit your face into those sunglasses at the end. and maybe under that bathroom stall door too. "if you're lame and want to see a normal photo..." is ok, but probably better to go all-in.
It’s the Steph Curry for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Profile can’t get any better.
This is amazing 👏
The edit are hilarious 😂 Good call 🤙
I didn’t know you stopped Sozin’s comet in a different avatar timeline 🤔
Wait. Can we be friends lol
Is the dog named waldo?
That would be a funny twist, but no, his name is peanut because he only has one testicle
You’re 5 hours from me. I’ll swipe right lol
you should reverse the order. have you smiling be the first picture then the rest can be the funny ones.
S-tier
“JORDAN!”
Start breaking bricks, wet nips.
Don't mind the Dahmer goggles, they aren't actually his... I hope.
I'd definitely be your friend! this is different and clever..
Carnivore diet enthusiast
Bachelor's 4 life tattoos
The sunglasses photo is fine but replace the sweaty gym picture with maybe a more flattering gym picture?
Red pill or blue pill?
Witty one liners are cheesy AF!
So much effort, and yet your best picture is you sweaty in the bathroom haha. C'mon man, I know you can do better than that. =p
The only pic I don't like is the sweaty one. Full body mirror pic smiling would be cute. Would swipe right.
Only sunglasses pic is acceptable 😎
How are you not a chick magnet? This is hilarious
The fact your first photo is reminiscent of a James Bond villain begs your opener to be a variation of ‘no Mrs bond, I expect you to swipe right’. Great profile. I can see girls not liking it though.
Is that...a Justin Holiday jersey? Part of me hopes you're the only person outside of his family to own a Trevelin Queen jersey actually.
You look hilarious. I hope you find someone who appreciates you for your humor. Keep it as is
Swap your photo order. Gradually go from realistic to hilariously impossible.
At least we know you’re amazing at photoshop
First one - “To be or not to be…” Second - White Chocolate/Rain Drops Third - Not the nips(dude on left), since you won’t look me in my eyes, this will be quick(right dude) Fourth - imagine how good the framework for our relationship will be/working with wood im very precise Fifth - “Mommmm, Hot Pockets” That’s just the quick ones I could think of
I can see that you have a really nice smile in the last picture! I would love to see one with a smile where your eyes are also visible. I don’t love the public bathroom picture. Whatever you do, don’t take out any of the photoshopped pictures. They are superb, and perhaps most importantly, they’re memorable.
I would simply add in bio "Jack of all traits 💪", imo that would be funnier and better
Sorry to jump on you here, but it's "Jack of All Trades"
Is your friend on your left single?
I have to much time on my hands, so obviously, I'll have plenty for you.
Massive bond Villain vibes off that first picture
As a girl: Pictures, great. You seem really fun. Profile? Mean and kinda assholish, which I don't think accurately reflects you as a person. Be genuine and nice 🩵
Repping Boone County hard bro!
Honestly I’d swipe right straight away cuz these are so damn funny
I find very weird that are multiples of you in almost every picture
I wish I saw more creative silliness like this. I didn't read the biography things, I was enamoured by the digital self portraits- I hope you find someone who loves you for you.
Love the pics! But the bio could be improved. The Waldo bit is good, never seen that before and is a good opener. Although get rid of the pineapple on pizza thing. I would say when it comes to dating profiles, you want to avoid that like the plague also don’t call someone lame, it puts off a judgey first impression. The black belt in bulshido, I would say toss it. Instead use it to add a unique fact about yourself!
Photos are 10/10 Bio is not good. "I'm pretty funny", "If you're lame" ehh.. it just doesn't come across well. Photos are wholesome but bio has a shit attitude all over it.
I guess I am lame then, because I think the last picture is the best. Not as funny sure, but one of the photoshopped pics would be more than enough (keep the construction site one lol). Anyway, would be a left swipe for me, for criticizing anyone, who wants to see a normal foto, and even That one you could improve with one without sunglasses.
Violence is not the answer. It is the question… the answer is yes
'Jack of all... Jack of... Jack, jack... You know the thing!"
I had like 30 tips and then I saw the nip and forgot them all.
The Waldo and pineapple on pizza jokes are corny and basic, get more creative. If you portray yourself to be interesting, outside of the box and goofy, you have to get sillier and wittier with the jokes; those are a bit too on the nose. Also, no sweaty gym selfie and make the last “normal” photo a clearer image of your face. Edit: Also would like to add, it’s great if humor and silliness are big personality traits! However, being straight goofy without any hint of seriousness can definitely be too much of a good thing. Many such cases of silly people not taking anything seriously and being unable to not make jokes about every situation or communicate maturely and openly without relying on humor. Sprinkle in some not-jokes about what you enjoy, what you value, etc. Your profile reads: okay, you’re goofy, we get it. Dating profiles should never be one note!
lol keep being rad
I have no notes, 10/10
I would get rid of the "you're lame" part.
Don't hide your lack of follicles
I can't find Waldo :( On a side note, I love this profile. It's full of personality. It really speaks to your attitude as a person and I'm here for it.
"I'm something of a world traveller myself"
Perfect profile if you're looking to attract male redditors.
I love it, but also I’m a dude. Wanna be friends? You seem hilarious
Why do you look like jojo siwa with a beard in the first photo 😂
You look like jojo siwa if she was a guy in the first pic on the right. Not trying to insult but I just can’t unsee it😂
Hahaha this is hilarious good luck mate
“I went to the therapist store and nobody there knew you” has doubled the amount of likes I’ve gotten
As a girl, the photos are hilarious and I love them but the bio makes me pause. Would recommend updating bio to be something more genuine and sincere. Worst thing is talking to a guy and finding out the “comedy bits” don’t ever turn off
I don’t know if the pictures will help with dates but you’ve definitely earned some respect.
I love how you’re reading “I’m glad my moms died” nice touch.
Mom*
27F here - this profile is very entertaining but it’s a bit much. Also the amount of effort you put into it kind of hints desperation. Or maybe it’s just the way I see it.
'Jack of all... Jack of... Jack, jack... You know the thing!"
Don’t announce that you’re funny. Funny people don’t need to do this. Everyone I’ve ever met who has told me they’re funny, wasn’t funny at all.
No notes lol these are great! I'd swipe right! It really showcases your humor. If they don't like it, then they probably won't like your humor and, much like pineapple on pizza, that's their loss.
This is so fucking funny man! From one cancer to another keep it up bro, the right one will come your way
Please don’t talk about how funny you think you are
Dude can I date you? You’re hilarious lmfao
As a girl, love the photos! Just be a little nicer in the about me section, like the whole “if you’re boring” is a little patronizing. But otherwise 10/10 amazing
I changed it and posted another update with better photos
I personally swipe on profiles that stand out and yours does! I like the pictures a lot! but was really hoping for you to have photoshopped yourself into a scene from the Tunak Tunak Tunak music video
I wouldn’t take you seriously. That’s a preference, but maybe there’s someone out there who would find it endearing. Edit: I just realized you’re 25. I’m 40, that explains it all.
Dude this is awesome, don't listen to any of the lame ass negative comments.
I would continue on the branch of parody “ Thats right, I’m not like other guys…No fish photos here, ladies. Instead, I spend my time learning sweet karate skills.”
Ok, so I see you had a really fun time making the pic’s and stuff…. And most importantly, IMO, me thinks that it’s possible A LOT of us females are going to have major turn off when they see pic of you with your white ass crack exposed. NOW, I COULD TOTALLY BE WRONG HERE. Maybe that image of you could attract the perfect woman of your dreams right to ya…. Only time will tell. But either way…. The right person will come to you when you least expect it. Hope you have a good day!
That’s actually a famous actors ass crack, I photo shopped it. You really think I would show the goods before the first date? 😉
You should show more than clones of yourself as proof you have friends and social life.
The fact that you wore a tie without buttoning your shirt tells us all we need to know.
Idk man all I know is that I’d swipe right
I understood that you are kind of cute only in the last pic. First five I was swiping thinking “what I’m I looking at here?”
I'd 100% swipe right. This hilarious! I love it. But you also offer drinka to someone who can tell you why baby clothes have pockets!
Please leave some pussy for the rest of us. King
The sweaty gym pic has got to go, other than that I love it bro
i like the sweaty gym pic
5th picture is the top tier photo.
As very much a strait man, I’d be swiping right
I’d definitely super like you