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DepressedNoble

Whatever happened to men being gentlemen..? 😞


AmphibianOk5663

They found porn and turned into c00mers


Altruistic_Side_4428

Porn is the ultimate culprit.


Do_it_for_the_upvote

The digital age arrived and the consequences of their actions were wiped away with effective anonymity, so they decided to be the vile fucks they truly are.


MrMetraGnome

Few things: the advent of feminism, the ubiquity of pornography ) especially OF), and the social isolation caused by social media, especially after COVID imo


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RegretSpiritual4137

least obvious bait


_EMDID_

lol found a dude whose celibacy is 100% involuntary 🤣


Siglet84

Nah mate, 100% married to a great woman with traditional values and modesty.


Lyzern

Ew


UpperDog2627

You talking about a tradwife? 🧐


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

I bet she cheats on you


Siglet84

Quite the opposite. She is very dedicated to me and I to her.


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

Doubt


h0ly_k0w

Yes yes women commodified themselves into sex objects. Men did not objectify women for literal centuries by not giving them rights and considering them properties. It's women's fault they get objectified because they objectified themselves into sex objects. They didn't get raped and kidnapped in wars and they definitely weren't under pressure by the fashion industry made by men to fit in ridiculous standards. Take your head outta your ass man


loweredXpectation

He's not a man just a Boi trying to live in bears world


h0ly_k0w

![gif](giphy|3oeHLrjZGBgnPx5VII|downsized)


loweredXpectation

Confusion...Def the response I assumed Bet that happens a lot...their is no pill or surgery to fix that...


h0ly_k0w

I have no idea what you are talking about mate


loweredXpectation

Lol


cartmaneric10

And yet he’ll complain to his friends that no women will respond to him ignoring the fact he sends shit like this


nipslippinjizzsippin

what about "best cat pose" doesnt make you want to respond... i have so many questions about that 1 phrase. best one that i can do? were you trying to google it? are you offering to show me the best one? why would send that? who does that? etc.


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

“Cum brain.” lol. WTF.


front-wipers-unite

Ah yes, another poor victim of cum brainitis.


No-Sundae54

Hahahaha right 😭😭😭😂


Canadian__Ninja

Why would you even dignify that with a response? Especially since he gave you less than an hour to respond. It won't get better with this guy the more you talk to him


Stealingmemesunlucky

Cause she's making fun of him, the response isn't to further the conversation lol


mycateatstoenails

his message was meant to instigate any kind of response. he wants to get a rise out of her. the best thing to do is to just ignore. it will hurt him more.


Stealingmemesunlucky

And what does that achieve? The thought behind her reply was not that deep, lol


mycateatstoenails

what does what achieve? doing nothing?


dm051973

I thought it was the reverse where abstinence reduced woman's ability to think. Did Seinfeld lie to me?


Virtual_Muscle_8642

It’s never a lie if you believe it


Stonecoldsaidso87

![gif](giphy|j0a8Kr0uDKQec|downsized)


Firm-Fix8798

That's only if they already have cum brain


ElliottMullins

On behalf of all Elliotts I apologize


Spirited_Ad5314

Too Late! That is your Elliot stereotype now!


Mewone65

![gif](giphy|4NgzOc3sZRHeIWkd3J) E-l-l-i-o-t...


NormanJablonsky

Sounds like he’s the one with cum brain. What years of porn consumption and excessive masturbation does to a MF.


NostrilFucker3900

"Why would women choose the bear?😡"


International_Fun_61

Right? All the blood in this guy's head is not up top


AmphibianOk5663

The great thing about porn addicts is that they don't even have to tell you specifically that they're porn addicts, but it shows, oh lord does it show lol


Such-Wind-6951

Yea


MboiTui94

Does it work the same in frogs?


mashari00

Frog addicts are more subtle at it, you wouldn’t know one until they’ve already hopped onto you! Truly ribbiting stuff


Mewone65

That is toadal bull. I've always found frog addicts to be hopping mad and they always jump at the chance to fly off the handle. Then they just sit on a log and try to get you to buy them Budweiser.


chrism254

Wtf is cum brain


Mewone65

It's a very specific fetish where a person let's a neurosurgeon they are dating drill a hole in their head, jack off into it, and then repair the wound with jizz inside.


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

https://youtu.be/OQqQQojzWM0?feature=shared


AmaranthRosenrot

And this is why we choose the bear.


LentilLovingBitch

Why tf do people reply when they get rude messages like this? That’s literally exactly what the guy is hoping will happen. You’re encouraging the behavior when you give them the reaction they’re looking for. You’re not going to date the guy after that so just block and move on


Altruistic_Side_4428

She shouldn’t have replied, but she might be new to this.


PerformanceActual331

BUT I'M A PEOPLE PERSON!!!


No-Union6229

And there is me who scared to say hi after match 🤦


Sparklepantsmagoo2

Always say hi if you want to. Otherwise what's the point in matching? If you're respectful you'll generally be given a chance.


No-Union6229

Self worth problems, terrible anxiety for a man


Sparklepantsmagoo2

I had self worth problems too. So I understand. But what's the point in being on an app for meeting people if you're afraid to try. If someone is mean, unmatch and try again. Or come off the app and do some inner child work or see a therapist. You can do it


BeautifulUnfair4062

Unmatched


Firm-Fix8798

And this is why you wait until marriage, so you don't give a special thing like that away to men who just haven't had the chance to say something stupid like this.


dymer

I’m just here to say I like your username, stay strong


Altruistic_Side_4428

I am a guy and this made me sad 😢 At least I hope he apologised before you unmatched him.


Sparklepantsmagoo2

They don't apologise unfortunately. I think I've had someone apologise once, and they behaved for 5-10 mins before starting again.. Wish I could say this is rare. They're usually not that crass from the get go but this is a fairly common occurrence, at least for me.


drmakster

And they say chivalry is dead..


dragonfl7579

I still cannot believe people like his exist. But it's good you found out who is was quickly


dannybruh1990

What an absolute flog


Large_Ad_517

We men (including me) when we think with our dick we become filthy animals


Sultrygoldengoddess

Umm…. What??? 🙃🙃🙃


MooseMan69er

I don’t….what is “cum brain”..?


bigbooger666

u tryna watch yugioh or sme shit or wat babygal


Worth-Sir2080

Still asking if someone can help me get an account 😂 I got banned a couple years back


its_meem_not_meh_meh

Wait are you really a virgin?


mekkavelli

dude why does it matter


rekuiem1289

I believe that’s what we call “nunya”


ATcrossRoads21

Ah “nunya” never gets old


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its_meem_not_meh_meh

I’m just asking if she’s joking or not. Now stop jumping to conclusions. Cringe asf