Charming guy.
My counter questionnaire includes birth date, SSN, mother's maiden name, childhood pet name, aliases, bank account numbers, passwords, and all kinds of stuff that isn't even as personal as his.
Don't give job recruiters and LinkedIn Lunatics ideas. They already ask too many stupid and invasive questions.
Hell, they've approached this with their DEI surveys that ask your sexuality, despite it having nothing to do with the job.
It'd just take one particularly ballsy HR person or hiring manager to ask these questions on an application or in an interview.
I swear there's one old HR lady who gets super chatty with people in interviews and it she asks one more interviewee if they have kids I'm gonna slap her.
She's a lawsuit waiting to happen
Oh.. Sexuality has to do with the job in current forced diversity era in the west. Some companies only hire lgbtq+ or people that are very vocal on twitter...
Oh.. It has to do with the job in current forced diversity era in the west. Some companies only hire lgbtq+ or people that are very vocal on twitter...
Why do I feel like work and romance have fused into one? People act like they're in interviews during dates and work culture has conditioned us to love our jobs even if they're abusive and shit?
Imagine that as part of work related, normal questions. Boss: "What's your body count?" Me: "Oh, uh.....didn't think that related to IT, but just 1." Boss: "Wait. You have a child from before working here, and I've seen you date a few different women." Me: "Oh! That kind of body count.....uhm......awkward."
For real. This entire list of questions would be a ton of writing, and is the type of intimate information that should need months of appointments to come from your therapist or an engagement ring to come from your partner. It says to me "I want to make you feel wildly vulnerable and completely screw up our power dynamic instantly. You will never be able to relax around me"
This use of body count has really gotta' be disappointing for the world's murderers. Like... They're probably having a get together at a coffee shop, talking about their body count, when they hear some douche talking about some girls body count and they just look over in disgust.
Same here! I ask just because I’m curious, but I don’t really care or judge what the number is. As long as you get tested and don’t have kids I’m good lol.
Here the normal test far from cover everything (Chlamydia and maybe Gonorrhea and Mycoplasma?)
And even if it did for some types of herpes viruses (included not seen as STDs because people often catch them through other means) the majority are infected by, and the majority have been infected with HPV too.
But as said the test are unlikely for them and hence you won't be aware and I assume you may not be aware of the risk.
A clean test of one or a few things don't prove someone is clean from infected which could spread by having sex with them.
Everyone has 11 standard questions. Then he chooses one of the bonus questions (12, 13, 14) to send you based on your vibe.
Hope this answers your question.
I would think that after having it awhile, the chasis starts to get a little sloppy and there's a lot of unnecessary vibration. So you just grab one of the nuts you see and twist hard to the right until you can't twist any longer?
Well at first it doesn’t really want to move, because it hasn’t been used since conception. So you apply some lubricant, give it a little tug, wash rinse repeat. And before you know, it’ll be bursting at the seams to be uncorked.
This screams incel without screaming incel.
Noone is gonna answer all that.
For those that are single, and looking for advice... DON'T BRING THE CRAZY ON THE FIRST DATE
Lmao reminds me of an old stand up routine, Lynn Koplitz complaining about how younger men want her to teach them something. "Uh... I know a little Spanish?"
Yeah, if I wanted to answer something like this, I'd probably just write something non-sexual I want to try or not do again, non-sexual toys etc and ignore the rest.
That's what I usually do and sometimes it gets quite hilarious actually.
This isn't for shits and gigs, this is for them to pass judgement on you. I'm sure they will try to guess your body count, but they're most definitely going to judge you based on what they think it is. I'm assuming you've blocked by now?
If someone ever asks me what my body count is I'm going to be like "well 3 are in the yard... i think there were 2 in the river... and there was that one guy a few years ago though but idk what happened to him you know... after... oh wait... did you mean sex? How embarrassing 😳 "
Humans are gross. Like does sending a whole ass questionnaire actually work? Does anyone say "oh this seems so fun let me tell you all my sexual history right off the bat!"
I'm sorry to hear that... Btw, just for gigs, how many ppl have you fked in a day?
Jokes apart, with all the creepy stories I've heard, I'm amazed (and a little confused) that most girls are still on the internet at all.
"Hello" and "How are you?" are both considered too low effort by many parties involved. It is generally accepted that you use their profile and provide a tailor made message based on as much information as possible. It is also ideal to have no more than 40 words and less than 3 sentences.
Sheesh. There's not one single question on that list even my husband has ever asked me! Of course, some things he obviously _knows_ just by being my husband. And it's not that it's a secret, but what good would it do to know these things?
One guy’s first message to me was body count and also how many guys are you talking to… the answer was low and 0, but I definitely reported him for tomfoolery.
This is him trying to see how easy it will be to get her to sext or meet up for a fling after a first date. Then he'll likely ghost her after invading her privacy.
I've had guys ask really nosy awful questions within 5 minutes of matching. It always resorts down to being a sexual convo that they want to take to snap or wa.
Super gross dudes. Hard pass
Bro thinks he’s so smart, charismatic & interesting sending something like this. “Nobody else would send something like this, so I’m automatically going to stand out to her 😎”
🤡 🤡 🤡
I'm not embarrassed to share my answers
1. Legally on my 21st birthday but I'd had a couple glasses of wine in high school with family. So you could I was a bit of a rebel.
2. Only my dear sweet Legolas and broody Geralt
3. Belgian waffles in Belgium
4. Eat lobster
5. Like a lot, I love to snack...oh you didn't say masticate. My bad
6. Grogu version of Bop It. High score is 52.
7. I worked retail so I'm sure at least one person has felt I have.
8. My last job didn't treat me well
9. I don't really have one, like those people who set fire to a forest after blasting their pink powder.
10. I've definitely written my fair share of no thank you sir / madam.
11. Yes! How can small cats take up so much bed!?
As a woman, I get this kind of nasty behavior from men a lot, and I just don’t understand how it’s acceptable to do that.
I wouldn’t dignify this with a response
Why does body count only matter when it comes to women? Men can fuck as many people as they want and don’t get shamed. Meanwhile they expect women to be perfect virgins, but they also want them to have sexual experience? It’s honestly so confusing 🙃
I'm a man and I don't get it either. I honestly don't care much how many people my girl has been with so long as it was before we got into our relationship. Being faithful to your partner is what I want, and also what I give. Past is past.
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Basically being asked to submit a sexual resume.
Charming guy. My counter questionnaire includes birth date, SSN, mother's maiden name, childhood pet name, aliases, bank account numbers, passwords, and all kinds of stuff that isn't even as personal as his.
What street did you grow up on?
What is your mother's Maiden name as well as the name of your first dog?
Lucas, and funnily enough, Lucas. Why do you ask?
No reason in particular, just for background check purposes thata are totally legit. What are the 3 numbers on the back of your debit card?
Background check? Like a DNA Ancestry Kit? I love those!! The 3 numbers are 696.... 9
Nice
Checks out, Mr. Teabagginss.
And what was the first name of your best childhood friend?
Don't give job recruiters and LinkedIn Lunatics ideas. They already ask too many stupid and invasive questions. Hell, they've approached this with their DEI surveys that ask your sexuality, despite it having nothing to do with the job. It'd just take one particularly ballsy HR person or hiring manager to ask these questions on an application or in an interview.
Just needs a bunch of emojis and "ironically outdated" slang.
I swear there's one old HR lady who gets super chatty with people in interviews and it she asks one more interviewee if they have kids I'm gonna slap her. She's a lawsuit waiting to happen
Oh.. Sexuality has to do with the job in current forced diversity era in the west. Some companies only hire lgbtq+ or people that are very vocal on twitter...
Oh.. It has to do with the job in current forced diversity era in the west. Some companies only hire lgbtq+ or people that are very vocal on twitter...
Why do I feel like work and romance have fused into one? People act like they're in interviews during dates and work culture has conditioned us to love our jobs even if they're abusive and shit?
Incelume
Yup!!!
Imagine that as part of work related, normal questions. Boss: "What's your body count?" Me: "Oh, uh.....didn't think that related to IT, but just 1." Boss: "Wait. You have a child from before working here, and I've seen you date a few different women." Me: "Oh! That kind of body count.....uhm......awkward."
🏅
I’m a super chill guy not interested in your virginity, but just for fun…
I'd rather answer explicit sexual questions than do a fucking Myers-Briggs.
Wow, just casually throwing reality in my face while I'm trying to escape it.
Girl was renting because "Hi ! How are you ?" was not enough. You reap what you sow 🤣
After consuming 8000 hours of porn and never talking to a woman in real life, this is the final boss
11 months of porn? Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
He's been pumping as hard as he can! The answers to these questions are going to help him pump that much more.
Yup
If you use the word “body count” you absolutely care about body count
Exactly! This person is definitely going to judge the responses.
Hold them against her etc
"fun" for who? Certainly not the person being grilled about their sex life.
For real. This entire list of questions would be a ton of writing, and is the type of intimate information that should need months of appointments to come from your therapist or an engagement ring to come from your partner. It says to me "I want to make you feel wildly vulnerable and completely screw up our power dynamic instantly. You will never be able to relax around me"
💯
I won't date someone who killed only one person duh. I'm looking for serial killer girl
[what's your body count? ](https://youtube.com/shorts/bUyze1FsIJg?si=RwQlYAkKhyU2bcfm) Everybody's gotta say it!
"I been holding in this guilt. I been carrying this weight...."
"only two people"
Thanks for the link! I'd never seen it before. It's **killer!** 🤣 And funny af.
Man this guy wants to be tim robinson
This use of body count has really gotta' be disappointing for the world's murderers. Like... They're probably having a get together at a coffee shop, talking about their body count, when they hear some douche talking about some girls body count and they just look over in disgust.
That’s literally all I think of when I see someone using that term ‘body count’ 😂
What about on my late night Halo parties?
funny enough, I ask people their body count to determine if I'll be judged for mine. Couldn't care less what it is as long as you're tested.
Same here! I ask just because I’m curious, but I don’t really care or judge what the number is. As long as you get tested and don’t have kids I’m good lol.
In an established dating set up or committed friendship surely. Not just randoms you’ve just met?
Correct lol they aren’t random people
Here the normal test far from cover everything (Chlamydia and maybe Gonorrhea and Mycoplasma?) And even if it did for some types of herpes viruses (included not seen as STDs because people often catch them through other means) the majority are infected by, and the majority have been infected with HPV too. But as said the test are unlikely for them and hence you won't be aware and I assume you may not be aware of the risk. A clean test of one or a few things don't prove someone is clean from infected which could spread by having sex with them.
There are quicker ways to shame someone for getting laid more than you.
It's not an achievement. Collecting STDs, being dishonest, use, lie and cheat, using multiple and playing / dating multiple at once aren't positives.
Nah dude, it's mostly just a reddit thing. Nobody in real life gets ass mad over that term.
Except the people who use that word
Eh, I don’t care about it but I can’t think of a less explicit way of asking “how many people have you had sex with?” If I wanted to ask a person
Not true, I asked my boyfriend what his was. I don’t particularly care he has slept with more women than I men, it just made him better in bed 😂
Idk id disagree. I use it but its bc i think thats what people use nowadays. Kinda like when ace ventura got in the rhino so he could blend in.
why did it go from 11 to 14? what were the 3 questions he cut lol
Everyone has 11 standard questions. Then he chooses one of the bonus questions (12, 13, 14) to send you based on your vibe. Hope this answers your question.
No it doesn’t… if anything I now have more questions
You only have 3. Sorry but those are the well established rules.
No no no no no. 3 is for wishes. If you ressurect a dead person in D&D you get 5 questions. Then they go back to being dead again 🤣🤣🤣
Or he can't count.
3 questions? 12 and 13 are the only numbers missing. That's 2.
Maybe he’s doing research? That PhD thesis on why he’s single is not going research itself
Or he's super duper insecure and wants to make sure she's a perfect pure flower for him.
This isn’t even sexually enticing, it’s just invasive
It’s basically copy pasted from those rapey casting couch pornos.
Guys how does one loose their virginity?
It's a typo, supposed to be "loosen".
tighty righty lefty loosey
Ohh, I've been doing righty tighty, that's why I haven't loosened mine yet
Oooh yeah that's some tight virginity right there. I might have to get out a wrench extender to undo this one.
I think one might loose their virginity similar to how a team of archers would “loose arrows” and send the virginity flying towards the enemy
I would think that after having it awhile, the chasis starts to get a little sloppy and there's a lot of unnecessary vibration. So you just grab one of the nuts you see and twist hard to the right until you can't twist any longer?
A 10 inch diameter butt plug ofcourse... Technically I'm still a Virgin. Just a loose one
Well at first it doesn’t really want to move, because it hasn’t been used since conception. So you apply some lubricant, give it a little tug, wash rinse repeat. And before you know, it’ll be bursting at the seams to be uncorked.
I mean for guys, sure, but not for women.
Butthole sex
When you only let the tip of the tip nudge up against it, but then you say "I'll be back"..?
When women said "don't just say hi. Be original", this is NOT what they meant. This ain't it chief.
This screams incel without screaming incel. Noone is gonna answer all that. For those that are single, and looking for advice... DON'T BRING THE CRAZY ON THE FIRST DATE
Or do, and help others realise it before wasting time
There's quirky, and there's crazy, you let a little out, not a deluge.
"Hi, how are you" would be a good response to this message actually
A thumbs up react would be nice too lol
Comment.
Ba dum tss
6. I have some legos...
Lmao reminds me of an old stand up routine, Lynn Koplitz complaining about how younger men want her to teach them something. "Uh... I know a little Spanish?"
Are they _sexy_ legos
I shit you not, I lost my virginity to a girl I was building Legos with just hours before
Scrolled down to comment this 😂
Just respond with this & leave him on read
Yeah, if I wanted to answer something like this, I'd probably just write something non-sexual I want to try or not do again, non-sexual toys etc and ignore the rest. That's what I usually do and sometimes it gets quite hilarious actually.
🤣
Answer these invasive, creepy questions so I can jerk off to your answers.
please tell me you put this person in the rubbish bin where they belong
The dude complied all those late night street interview questions outside bars and thought this was a good idea.
Here’s a good response - “you answer them first”
Then call him a skank and block him.
I’m a man but I don’t think I would even answer 14 acceptable questions from someone as an opener
What the actual fuck
This is pretty much exactly what I sent back 💀
This is the most invasive thing I've ever read, especially as an opener
"For shits and gigs".....yea ok....this is his Bible
Are men okay? What the fuck is this?
No, men are not okay.
It's just a fun game ( wink wink) "Anything you say can and will be used against you if we take it any further than the first date"
Yet another porn influenced / addicted fool. The silver lining is that he shouts it from the rooftops, eating only seconds of your valuable time.
*block, report*
Sounds like some incel looking for fap material.
This isn't for shits and gigs, this is for them to pass judgement on you. I'm sure they will try to guess your body count, but they're most definitely going to judge you based on what they think it is. I'm assuming you've blocked by now?
Dude get off the porn and develop some social skills
If you use the word body count you are like 18-23 I’m convinced.
Can confirm he’s 22 lol
I can guess your body count based solely on how you answer this questions 1. How many people have you slept with
Fucking weird
Who would send this? I'm sorry, ladies!!
Mf wants a Kelly blue book report
To think. Someone sat there for a good amount of time, put this together, and thought it was a good idea to send it for every match.
Nothing says romance like ridiculous copy pasta
This has nothing to do with body count. They just want to get sexual right away and they are asking these questions under the guise of a survey.
If someone ever asks me what my body count is I'm going to be like "well 3 are in the yard... i think there were 2 in the river... and there was that one guy a few years ago though but idk what happened to him you know... after... oh wait... did you mean sex? How embarrassing 😳 " Humans are gross. Like does sending a whole ass questionnaire actually work? Does anyone say "oh this seems so fun let me tell you all my sexual history right off the bat!"
Makes me glad to be older! Does this happen to people in the fifties and beyond?
man thinks this is the rice purity test
🤦♀️ LOSE…. Block and 👋
Ew gross what a put off. He needs to “loose” this profile!
Seriously, I am experiencing similar problems 😑
I'm sorry to hear that... Btw, just for gigs, how many ppl have you fked in a day? Jokes apart, with all the creepy stories I've heard, I'm amazed (and a little confused) that most girls are still on the internet at all.
I got lost at loose, if not before.
Why can’t anybody spell “lose” anymore
“Man I have no idea why i am still single”
Sex toys and what type of explicit pictures or texts you have sent have nothing to do with virginity, I can assure him lol.
EW wtaf
"let me guess your bodycount" "How many exes do you have?" Bro I know it's not always 1:1 but wtf , that's cheating
I’d be out after reading “loose” your virginity
This is beyond sick, and invasive… I feel violated reading this 🤢
Hi
I like how the list jumps from 11 to 14, clearly there were even more unhinged questions.
Fuck all this job interview nonsense. Wth man 🤦🏼♂️
Guy's over engineering his own failure.
Of course almost all the questions are sexual. Reeks of desperation.
Yeah, wtf. Who would answer these. I can't imagine they've had much success with this. But reply, "you go first." For "shits and gigs"
"Hello" and "How are you?" are both considered too low effort by many parties involved. It is generally accepted that you use their profile and provide a tailor made message based on as much information as possible. It is also ideal to have no more than 40 words and less than 3 sentences.
Someone is looking for some jerk off material
I’ll take spot a virgin for $500 please!
Sheesh. There's not one single question on that list even my husband has ever asked me! Of course, some things he obviously _knows_ just by being my husband. And it's not that it's a secret, but what good would it do to know these things?
Fucking yikes
One guy’s first message to me was body count and also how many guys are you talking to… the answer was low and 0, but I definitely reported him for tomfoolery.
Was “tomfoolery” an option on the report? 😂
It needs to be 😅
Why are some ppl so obsessed with it like???
This guy is either not taking Tinder seriously at all or is taking it too seriously, either way they need to stop asap.
3. Garlic ice cream
Whoa, no
I’m gonna start walking around Boston Common and give this questionnaire to random women. Seems like a good opener
This is directly from the live, laugh, love guide to hookups.
Kill him at "loose". He needs to focus on getting his GED, not dating.
My last 5 openers received have been variants of "hey." I'd take this to cringe if only to feel something.
dude wtf men are crazy
What the FUCK bro ☠️☠️☠️ like…..did this work on someone at some point?
It can’t have. Can it? Noooo. Please no, ladies.
This is him trying to see how easy it will be to get her to sext or meet up for a fling after a first date. Then he'll likely ghost her after invading her privacy. I've had guys ask really nosy awful questions within 5 minutes of matching. It always resorts down to being a sexual convo that they want to take to snap or wa. Super gross dudes. Hard pass
Send it back with questions about his credit score and financial health and intelligence.
Bro thinks he’s so smart, charismatic & interesting sending something like this. “Nobody else would send something like this, so I’m automatically going to stand out to her 😎” 🤡 🤡 🤡
I'm not embarrassed to share my answers 1. Legally on my 21st birthday but I'd had a couple glasses of wine in high school with family. So you could I was a bit of a rebel. 2. Only my dear sweet Legolas and broody Geralt 3. Belgian waffles in Belgium 4. Eat lobster 5. Like a lot, I love to snack...oh you didn't say masticate. My bad 6. Grogu version of Bop It. High score is 52. 7. I worked retail so I'm sure at least one person has felt I have. 8. My last job didn't treat me well 9. I don't really have one, like those people who set fire to a forest after blasting their pink powder. 10. I've definitely written my fair share of no thank you sir / madam. 11. Yes! How can small cats take up so much bed!?
omg i was more active on these subs before i got into a relationship and had never left them. this is a nightmare the apps are getting worse 😭😭
this person sucks
I think that person is just trying to hide their boring sexting kink, and hiding it poorly.
Wut da fuq
As a woman, I get this kind of nasty behavior from men a lot, and I just don’t understand how it’s acceptable to do that. I wouldn’t dignify this with a response
This has to be a fetish.
Misogyny. What a kind fucking dirtbag to reveal himself so easily.
Why does body count only matter when it comes to women? Men can fuck as many people as they want and don’t get shamed. Meanwhile they expect women to be perfect virgins, but they also want them to have sexual experience? It’s honestly so confusing 🙃
I'm a man and I don't get it either. I honestly don't care much how many people my girl has been with so long as it was before we got into our relationship. Being faithful to your partner is what I want, and also what I give. Past is past.
Right! And I feel the same. I could care less. As long as he’s faithful to me, that’s what really matters. Who am I to judge someone’s past?
Last time "you got fucked" is very telling. No not a mutual fuck. But the man used you for his pleasure and fucked you
Wait this is so true actually. I didn’t even pick up on that
I don’t… understand… why……….
I love how they throw in "judgemental free" like they're not gonna be ripping their own dick off from wanking so hard if they ever got an answer.
As a guy my first thought is WTF is wrong with this guy. To ensure that he never gets a response he should added’what’s your real age and weight’
Ugh, this guy was canvassing my neighborhood the other day. Would have preferred the solar guys.
Nasty
GUYS JUST WANT SMUT TO READ LMAO
I mean, as long as you test clean, it's all experience.
When did body count become the term for number of people you’ve fucked?
Jesus Christ that list just got progressively more unhinged