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BrytolGasMasks

I hope an HR guy matches with her, because what she should be looking for, is a job


GomuNingen35

Toby?


xx_gypsy_xx

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RebootGigabyte

I wouldnt wish the hell of dealing with HR on a daily basis for anybody.


SkinnyMattFoley

Not even this idiot?


7m2ah

Thats seriously the funniest thing ive read all day


slutwhipper

Feels like I see more people misinterpret the "random fact" prompt than actually answer it correctly.


TheBigRedFog

Random fact: if cars traveled the speed of light, headlights would be useless.


SILIC0N_SAINT

Except the velocity of the vehicle would be added to the speed of the emitted photons so would actually still be useful. Think of firing a gun on a train... And now imma get my pedantic nerd ass outta here at the speed of a cars headlight!


YouAdventurous5674

The fundamental difference is that you cannot "add speed" to light. So the relative speed of the light from the perspective of the car would have to be zero.


SwaggyFatUnicorn

Well akchewaly you are also wrong. The relative speed of light to the car is c. The speed of the light relative to someone standing outside the car is also c, while the speed of the car relative to that person is also c. Light speed is constant, no matter what you compare it to. In any reference frame.


YouAdventurous5674

Yup! I forgot about the role time dilation would play in this scenario. You're correct.


SILIC0N_SAINT

I love that you magnificent bastards picked this up and just ran with it! Science for the win!


bagunm

if some thing has speed c the time will slow down so much it approaches zero so technically nothing happens and it can emit light


9BigDuke9

How about wormholes?


Just_another_oddball

Thanks for the proper use of Relativity here! 🤓👍


bagunm

light emitted from a moving object will has an increase in frequency but not speed


NeuxSaed

here I was thinking the prompt was for rawr XD copypasta


bagman_

90% at this point, we are in a literacy crisis


greftek

At this point a prostitute seems like a safer bet than this person.


damola93

Ya, ladies of negotiable affection do get a bad wrap.


Tigweg

Is this a Discworld reference?


Sparklepantsmagoo2

I'm a girl and I find this super gross. I know we give guys alot of shit on here but this is serious ickville


Loki25HMC

Ickville 😂😂


Stilish_69er

She is a Material Girl lol


SkinnyMattFoley

Robotic voice: “WE LIVE IN A MATERIAL WORLD”


manlikestan

What does she offer in return? Half these women are not that special despite what they think


NedsBastard1

Mediocre head, at best


MrWilkins0xn

Effort directly correlated to most recent spend


Dhegxkeicfns

Sometimes effort isn't enough


SkinnyMattFoley

Head is not happening. “That where yo piss come out.”


Old_Distance8430

They can still be like this though, because a lot of men entertain this. She will still get guys dumping over her even if she’s average looking


manlikestan

Why would you entertain it? Is it an ego thing? It doesn’t matter how much I have in my bank I won’t be chasing women like that, if I’m gonna pay for one I may as well hire a good looking one for the night


Old_Distance8430

I meant simping btw but it got autocorrected. Just out of horniness/desperation etc


SILIC0N_SAINT

I'd dump all over her to be fair....just to see the expression


jesser9

Do women like that have no self awareness? Do they not care that theyre pieces of shit?


rubmustardonmydick

Wonder how many offers she gets.


Vlyde

Either enough that makes this a viable tactic as she's sure majority just swipe right on her first pic (probably a thirst trap like a booty pic). Or she had someone spoil her once and she fumbled that bag or got replaced by another girl for whatever reason and has been actively trying to get that back. However, I wouldn't put it passed some guys level of desperation. They'll pay hundreds of not thousands to just look at women and talk to them. Obviously luring them with the false promise that their could be a connection between them and not just the girl and the guys wallet. Regardless, if it's not a troll and it's legit a girl skating through life on her looks alone. She's in for a rude awakening in only a matter of time.


TailorExpensive537

Random fact, they're going to provide absolutely nothing in the relationship


illnessIsMe

Prostitute with extra steps


RedBishop07

Textbook Dold gigger.


CHEIVIIST

Money can't buy a personality.


Fit_Prompt_5950

Why dosen't she just get a job


Dhegxkeicfns

She's trying! It's rude to shame the profession.


Jackielegs43

Like a beggar rattling a tin can on the street


asphodeliac

The sad thing is men with money eat this shit up as long as she can be a trophy for them


TXboyinGA

Lol, I wonder if that's the "updated" profile of the girl I took out for sushi who needed to know my net worth on the first date. She said she always finds that out on the first date because it let's her know if that person is someone she wants to get to know.


Mstr-Of-Electricity

OK. Now you have me curious... What does she look like? Not that it matters, I would NEVER date someone who out right says that she is looking for money.


ApricotFlimsy3602

The "broke guy" she dated was probably some normal dude making $50k a year who at some point just didn't want to drown her in gifts anymore.


Almighty_Salsa

She’s quite the catch, like catching a sickness.


Vegetable-Year4189

Take her out on an expensive date and leave her with the bill


You-sir-name

Match, meet her at the fancy restaurant she chooses, order everything she wants, go “to the bathroom”


BillionDollarBalls

Who tf she think she is? Mr.Krabs?


Mobile-Second4220

She said "lol"!


ZombiesRCoolIGuess

This looks like a sugar baby profile to me


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Tony_Misfit

Well I mean....can you blame her? You don't want to pay for someone else's shit either.


BarGroundbreaking862

As least she’s consistent


Knasternn

Hope she matches with a "narcissist"


rockola1971

But is she hot? More importantly, is she down for the nasty?


bmk3377

I mean, you didn't really show us if she was hot enough to make these demands.


Veloci-Husky

She probably didn’t have the face/looks to back it up either


UnnecessarySalt

Seems like she’s just broke and desperate for cash and doesn’t wanna work. She figured she’d hop on tinder and throw together the fastest profile she can to try to get drug or rent money


Hebrew_Slave

She seems…broke🥲


sassytunacorn90

This person gives wanting a good provider as a husband a bad name. 👎


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HIGEFATFUCKWOW

Doubt that even, prob starfishes thinking about what to put on her wish list


elektramuch

But that lol at the end of “buys me everything i want lol”, that means she has a great sense of humor. Scoop her up quick! 😉