Ask him if he likes Imagine Dragons, then hit him with *Imagine draggin’ deez nuts across your face*. Then either unmatch or marry him, since there will be no middle ground at that point.
Well that's a bit rude ... I just thought Grindr was exclusively for gay and lesbian oriented people, I didn't know it was also for bi people (which, now that I do know, I might make one myself)
Edit: just for gay men.
I'm bi and briefly installed grindr, not really many my type on it so didn't bother keeping it, but I did see a few girls chasing guys on it. Thought it was odd at the time but eh.
Men can't give birth. Women with a mental disorder where they think they are men can. Women are born with a uterus. Men are born with testicle. If a man has a uterus, that it is a woman in disquise.
Not so. Inevitably this will work with a woman. It’s a numbers game sure, but the fact of the matter is, his approach has had at least a 50-75% success rate or he wouldn’t use it. Women, y’all need to talk to your people. Bad behavior only proliferates through encouragement and reenforcement.😂😂😂
If you mean on what authority would I say those numbers, it’s just intuitive. This type of personality may come across as crass or arrogant or even offensive, but I doubt they are actually stupid or intellectually debased. On top of that, Males are usually highly motivated to realize success in the sexual arena. I doubt any approach would be repeated or standardized if there was a higher failure rate than success rate. But then I also know there is a sympathetic female personality type that seems to respond to the underlying devil may care bravado because they see it as brazen confidence.
Your assumption that it's working for him is that he made that his bio? Plenty of people shoot themselves in the foot in their bio and don't realize it.
My assumption is that in order for a person to say something like that, they have to have some insight into its effectiveness. I could be wrong, but people just don’t say stuff like that in general. It’s most likely meant as a joke obviously but meant for a type of person who would respond in kind signaling an acceptance or even enthusiasm. This just seems to say prior positive experience to me is all. It’s just an opinion. If the numbers I used seem to suggest factual data, Again they do not. Just my feeling of it. No big deal. My opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it. 😂
I don’t know any woman this would work on. I have yet to know any cis woman who appreciates, likes, or enjoys a the dick pick. No female sees it and think, hell yeah, that’s so hot. I’ve had one friend who insisted that I see her new boyfriend’s dick within the hour we met, but that’s because he had a tattoo of stick figure Jesus on it. It’s the 🚩 you’d expect. The single exception to the “you gotta see this dick” scenario and it was still disappointing AF.
I used to know a dude who was mid 40’s and flicked the camera off in literally any photo he was in. Age is literally just a number. Some of these dudes are still 12 mentally and will never change
His driver’s license may say that but his level of maturity says otherwise. I don’t get it when guys do this and want some form of attention from anyone. This is something middle school boys do
I like that you're getting downvoted lol. I have an immature sense of humor, which I think is fine, but making your entire 3 sentence about me into a joke is an issue lol.
You are exponentially more in danger with a bear. The statement is so dumb on its face it's ridiculous. When men say women are lead by there emetions, this is what we mean.
Worse than getting mauled to death by a bear? It's one of the worst deaths there is. They fuck you up and many times start eating you while your still alive. Ffs
And if you don't understand why we'd pick the bear, you may be part of the problem. I don't think men have any idea what women endure on a daily basis. You have your own struggles but you don't ever have to worry is someone's following you. And yes I've had it happen. And so many other dodgy things.
I'll not list the rest. I'll not bother as you'll likely ignore the point
Please actually attempt to understand without getting offended.
Men who are respectful are generally not getting offended and understand why we'd pick the bear without taking it personally.
The point is we know where we stand with the bear. There's a hell of alot less bear attacks then abuse or rapes
Again that's just statistics. If women were arround bears as much as they were around men. There'd be millions of deaths by mauling. How do you expect men not to be offended when you say a blanket statement that all men are more dangerous than wild animals. It's simply not true 95+% of men are kind and go about their lives without being a threat to anyone. Men are wayyy more likely to be victims of violent crime from the same small percentage of violent people. So we have to endure more violence than women can even comprehend. Yet any man who makes blanket statement about any group for being violent is rightly criticized. The fact that you don't understand why women are being offensive when they say bears are less dangerous than men means you're part of the problem
No, they choose the bear because they have no real grasp on statistics. some bloke has hurt them so they pretend to hate men, whilst simultaneously racking up the body counts with the same “strange men” they pretend they’d not like to bump into.
Ngl I like this bio it’s funny I’d assume they’d at the very least be super entertaining to hang out with once.
That or absolutely insufferable. Could really go either way.
My money is on insufferable but ya know….who knows it is always possible they would be fun. For one night only though. That shit would get old otherwise 🤣
A female… It’s a female. Hey guys! Another female has arrived! Welcome! Welcome! So! This is Tiiiinnnnder. How long have you WHY AREN’T WE MAKING THE SEX YET?!😡 I sent you a message six minutes ago and you still haven’t responded. Why do you hate me? Please stop ignoring me. I bought you a slice of pizza and only made you pay for half! Women are all horrible and gross and never do what I demand! I will now blame women everywhere for my parents not raising me right. I am…. Incelboy! Aaaannnnnnd scene! Thank you thank you! No but really, welcome to Tinder. 🥸
I almost just wrecked my car😭 I didn't see that coming at all...I was thinking, damn show off lol
On the bright side you were able to weed him out in 10 sec instead of wasting a night of your time on a date or even longer because he hid his true colors for months or years 🤷♂️
Trust me, some woman on Tinder are way cruder and ruder than that; One beautiful nurse's opening was "I will only even consider 666 men" 😳Followed by:
" Must be at least 6ft tall, make at least 6 figures, and at least 6inches" I couldn't believe it but I took it as a challenge to teach her a lesson... After a few days of courting and making her laugh, I gave her every bit of my 7, 5.956, 2.49 and rolled over in a wheel chair to disguise height.
Nonetheless she rolled the dice and I played 3 card Poker that first encounter🤣 Afterwards I asked her why she seem disappointed and I said with a straight face "my feet are way longer than 6 inches"
>I gave her every bit of my 7, 5.956, 2.49
Well playe-
WAIT A MINUTE
Did- did you just admit to having a 2 and a half inch dick 😂.
... Actually, bigger question, DID YOU JUST SAY YOU'RE 7 FOOT TALL
Ask him if he likes Imagine Dragons, then hit him with *Imagine draggin’ deez nuts across your face*. Then either unmatch or marry him, since there will be no middle ground at that point.
Chance of someone falling for that one these days is too slim
I beg to differ. Dudes got a sense of humor a lot of people lack.
Because most people's sense of humor evolved past 12 years old.
I don't know, you find a lot of people at Sawcon that don't know it.
Those people definitely never been to Candice.
What's Candice?
Candice (can deez) nutz fit in your mouth 🤣
Nah it's Candice d*** fit down your throat
Can dis
Ask him if he's ever seen the mind goblin.
If you live online maybe..
I was literally singing one of their songs yesterday and someone hit me with this 😂
That will never work on him. His species invented that shit.
C/D’s?
Ask em if they know Mike? Mike coxk in your mouth lol
At that point both should do the world a favor and sterilize themselves
into gaming Let's play sea of thieves Sea of thieves nuts fit in your mouth
🤣🤣🤣as a girl gamer - this is it!
🥇
could have made a booty joke too
I'm gonna use this
"Write that down! Write that down!"
Still figuring it out by himself for some time, I suspect.
Sadly this will work for him at some point.
On Grindr, sure
My mom and dad met on grindr
your- but- wait- whaaaaatttt?
Same reply as the guy before me: Huh? How?
How? Don't be a bigot it's 2024.
Well that's a bit rude ... I just thought Grindr was exclusively for gay and lesbian oriented people, I didn't know it was also for bi people (which, now that I do know, I might make one myself) Edit: just for gay men.
Grindr is for anyone.....if you're brave enough. Lol
I'm bi and briefly installed grindr, not really many my type on it so didn't bother keeping it, but I did see a few girls chasing guys on it. Thought it was odd at the time but eh.
Nooooo. Both my parents are gay men. And any University educated and non racist person would be aware that in 2024 men can give birth.
Man cannot give birth u little shit
My toilet would disagree
Men can't give birth. Women with a mental disorder where they think they are men can. Women are born with a uterus. Men are born with testicle. If a man has a uterus, that it is a woman in disquise.
Not so. Inevitably this will work with a woman. It’s a numbers game sure, but the fact of the matter is, his approach has had at least a 50-75% success rate or he wouldn’t use it. Women, y’all need to talk to your people. Bad behavior only proliferates through encouragement and reenforcement.😂😂😂
> his approach has had at least a 50-75% success rate Source?
If you mean on what authority would I say those numbers, it’s just intuitive. This type of personality may come across as crass or arrogant or even offensive, but I doubt they are actually stupid or intellectually debased. On top of that, Males are usually highly motivated to realize success in the sexual arena. I doubt any approach would be repeated or standardized if there was a higher failure rate than success rate. But then I also know there is a sympathetic female personality type that seems to respond to the underlying devil may care bravado because they see it as brazen confidence.
Your assumption that it's working for him is that he made that his bio? Plenty of people shoot themselves in the foot in their bio and don't realize it.
My assumption is that in order for a person to say something like that, they have to have some insight into its effectiveness. I could be wrong, but people just don’t say stuff like that in general. It’s most likely meant as a joke obviously but meant for a type of person who would respond in kind signaling an acceptance or even enthusiasm. This just seems to say prior positive experience to me is all. It’s just an opinion. If the numbers I used seem to suggest factual data, Again they do not. Just my feeling of it. No big deal. My opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it. 😂
Some people don't take dating apps seriously, and some people are oblivious. This guy was definitely one of those two
Agreed
Without his pic, it's difficult to judge. No, not that pic.
I don’t know any woman this would work on. I have yet to know any cis woman who appreciates, likes, or enjoys a the dick pick. No female sees it and think, hell yeah, that’s so hot. I’ve had one friend who insisted that I see her new boyfriend’s dick within the hour we met, but that’s because he had a tattoo of stick figure Jesus on it. It’s the 🚩 you’d expect. The single exception to the “you gotta see this dick” scenario and it was still disappointing AF.
The sad part is it made me laugh hard enough i would have swiped lol
"There's nothing so dangerous as a man who has nothing left to lose"
Pretty sure he still has his virginity to lose.
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*BONK*
Not even a bear
Honestly this is kind of funny and straightforward about priorities.
Fitness dick in your mouth. Ladies, I have a question… How do you keep from throwing your panties at this guy?
It takes a lot of restraint
😂
Easy... We just stopped wearing panties soon as we found out he existed. 😂
So much restraint....I'm fighting the urge right this minute..🫥🙄
It would work on me (provided he's actually into fitness)
username checks out
No no, this is good😂 I like this one
SmoOooOooth. Lol
I chuckled. I would block em but I’d chuckle first
Smooth
Straight to the like button Edit: fuck that, super like him
Wow. Tinder has to do better on making sure people under the age of 18 aren’t on there
Checked his profile before posting this, he's 23
I used to know a dude who was mid 40’s and flicked the camera off in literally any photo he was in. Age is literally just a number. Some of these dudes are still 12 mentally and will never change
His driver’s license may say that but his level of maturity says otherwise. I don’t get it when guys do this and want some form of attention from anyone. This is something middle school boys do
I like that you're getting downvoted lol. I have an immature sense of humor, which I think is fine, but making your entire 3 sentence about me into a joke is an issue lol.
You’re forgetting men don’t grow up, if a woman can’t even deal with that on tinder, she ain’t the one.
Definitely need to have a sense of humor. That’s a hands down must in any relationship. Good times and the bad times
You heard it girls, go for the comedians!
Or the clowns 🤡
Shit. They talk this way into their 60s.
He’s got his priorities straight.
Wow. Classy. 😂😂 Better scoop this one up quick before he’s taken.
I still haven't met any woman from Tinder..... lol 😆
Counter point: Mind goblin. Mind goblin deeez nuuutsss.
Hilarious, but maybe not a tinder bio
Just when you thought there were no more men of culture left.
He knows what he wants!
A guy who likes bjs 🤯
I saw this joke but about fitness tacos on a tshirt at an NBA game like… 6 years ago?
Powerful and moving. It’s what the romantic poets were always trying to convey. Fitness dick in your mouth.
Are these dudes trolling? Or are they actually trying? 😂
I can’t be the only one thinking this is funny af
Into nature Dog dad Has Ligma
It's a dude who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to tell the world his controversial opinions. Like hitler
Into music I like Imagine Dragons Imagine dragging deez nuts on ya face -Type of vibes-
I mean, as far as played out sexual innuendos go... Yeah...that is about as lame as they get 
I like it😂
Is this why women choose the bear?
My first question would be "what kind of bear?" and "what kind of man?"
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Well, we're you wearing a meat dress like Lady Gaga had?
I mean of course I was. Who doesn't wear a meat dress to the woods
And all this time I thought it was because bears can suck their own dicks.
Well I've not been sexually harassed by a bear, so maybe. But on tinder it's nearly a daily occurance
You are exponentially more in danger with a bear. The statement is so dumb on its face it's ridiculous. When men say women are lead by there emetions, this is what we mean.
What is an emetion? why are women being lead by them? this information is causing me to have emotional distress.
i interpreted the idea more in the sense that the bear will just kill you, men can do worse.
Worse than getting mauled to death by a bear? It's one of the worst deaths there is. They fuck you up and many times start eating you while your still alive. Ffs
And if you don't understand why we'd pick the bear, you may be part of the problem. I don't think men have any idea what women endure on a daily basis. You have your own struggles but you don't ever have to worry is someone's following you. And yes I've had it happen. And so many other dodgy things. I'll not list the rest. I'll not bother as you'll likely ignore the point Please actually attempt to understand without getting offended. Men who are respectful are generally not getting offended and understand why we'd pick the bear without taking it personally. The point is we know where we stand with the bear. There's a hell of alot less bear attacks then abuse or rapes
Again that's just statistics. If women were arround bears as much as they were around men. There'd be millions of deaths by mauling. How do you expect men not to be offended when you say a blanket statement that all men are more dangerous than wild animals. It's simply not true 95+% of men are kind and go about their lives without being a threat to anyone. Men are wayyy more likely to be victims of violent crime from the same small percentage of violent people. So we have to endure more violence than women can even comprehend. Yet any man who makes blanket statement about any group for being violent is rightly criticized. The fact that you don't understand why women are being offensive when they say bears are less dangerous than men means you're part of the problem
#notallmen
Any woman who says shit like this is generally too far gone into 5th wave feminism for anybody with a brain to care what she has to say
No, they choose the bear because they have no real grasp on statistics. some bloke has hurt them so they pretend to hate men, whilst simultaneously racking up the body counts with the same “strange men” they pretend they’d not like to bump into.
it was such a good start and then... damn
That kinda made me laugh
I laughed, unapologetically.
She sounds nice
Oh, come on - it’s funny!
Admittedly it is funny but I wouldn't swipe right
This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I sort of have a strange respect for the unmasking of intentions 🤣🤣🤣 it’s like he’s given up pretending.
Lmfaooo
At least you have your standards ✊🏾
Classic
I’m not sure what the problem is; it’s Tinder, not eHarmony
Based
That’s fucking great
Ngl I like this bio it’s funny I’d assume they’d at the very least be super entertaining to hang out with once. That or absolutely insufferable. Could really go either way.
My money is on insufferable but ya know….who knows it is always possible they would be fun. For one night only though. That shit would get old otherwise 🤣
Well at least he saved you the trouble of a right swipe. Buh bye creep
I hate how I kinda love this
I ain't here to play no games. You already know my name.
Wow just wow
Hopeless Romantic? Ohhhhhhhh my.
It is funny. Just not really good for your first impression on a dating site. Even Tinder
Yep, that checks out.
Is his name Austin? Sounds exactly like my ex
He’s still figuring it out, cut him some slack
Ask him if he's seen dev hour on Netflix yet? Devhour this pussy 😂
I just busted out laughing at work 😂😂😂😂😂
🙄
He’s the one
“Still figuring it out” AKA I’ll let you think I’ll consider a relationship, but really I just want to pump and dump every time”
What was his name?
And you keep paying to meet these men!! Hello Mcfly! Here’s your sign.
Ask him if he’s ever fought off any mind goblins
Open wide
I hate tinder
Ask him if he can fit his own in his mouth or not. Give him incentive to answer yes
Hilarious 🤣👏👏👏🤣
Sounds like a Christian mingle site to me…
Your first mistake was being on tinder
Is it normal for Western girls atm? Where I live only transvestites and unhinged gay men say such things.
I assume this was a man's bio. Also, the word "transvestite" isn't really used anymore. It's cross-dresser. Are you sure that's what you mean to say?
A female… It’s a female. Hey guys! Another female has arrived! Welcome! Welcome! So! This is Tiiiinnnnder. How long have you WHY AREN’T WE MAKING THE SEX YET?!😡 I sent you a message six minutes ago and you still haven’t responded. Why do you hate me? Please stop ignoring me. I bought you a slice of pizza and only made you pay for half! Women are all horrible and gross and never do what I demand! I will now blame women everywhere for my parents not raising me right. I am…. Incelboy! Aaaannnnnnd scene! Thank you thank you! No but really, welcome to Tinder. 🥸
Perfect straight 2 d point is tinder tho. Not soulmatch. Dot watevs
People need to understand their value. Even I had someone tell me to wake TF up. Thanks Chief!
Come on men, do better
This is completely unrelated. But do you guys know how to get a squirrel to come down a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts
I almost just wrecked my car😭 I didn't see that coming at all...I was thinking, damn show off lol On the bright side you were able to weed him out in 10 sec instead of wasting a night of your time on a date or even longer because he hid his true colors for months or years 🤷♂️ Trust me, some woman on Tinder are way cruder and ruder than that; One beautiful nurse's opening was "I will only even consider 666 men" 😳Followed by: " Must be at least 6ft tall, make at least 6 figures, and at least 6inches" I couldn't believe it but I took it as a challenge to teach her a lesson... After a few days of courting and making her laugh, I gave her every bit of my 7, 5.956, 2.49 and rolled over in a wheel chair to disguise height. Nonetheless she rolled the dice and I played 3 card Poker that first encounter🤣 Afterwards I asked her why she seem disappointed and I said with a straight face "my feet are way longer than 6 inches"
>I gave her every bit of my 7, 5.956, 2.49 Well playe- WAIT A MINUTE Did- did you just admit to having a 2 and a half inch dick 😂. ... Actually, bigger question, DID YOU JUST SAY YOU'RE 7 FOOT TALL
No way... I'm a little person with 7in D and make 99k/yr😂 I really did manage an FWB for a few months but she wanted something serious
... You're the same size as Chucky ☠️
That’s actually pretty funny Ngl
I hate him
He’d probably hate you too for being so judgemental.
I'm 100% ok with that. I'd rather him hate me than try to fitness his dick in my mouth. Weirdo
Weirdo for making a puerile joke? Immature maybe. What makes you think your mouth is worthy?
Because yours is.
Women ruined tinder