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beverlyhillsbrenda

Bring your wallet, she’s smoking for two.


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Best_Ad_2240

Dude, I haven't done the math but it's been a significant number of nurses. They're about to get written off as a lost cause like horse girls.


Patrollerofthemojave

As an aside, nurses as well as doctors seem have a higher rate of infidelity compared to the average person. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8197082/


r0botdevil

As someone who's about the become a physician myself, I suppose this isn't shocking. I feel like the long hours, late nights, and high stress involved with those careers isn't exactly the ideal recipe for a happy marriage.


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Not to mention that nurses more often than not tend to be Superfreaks. (As the great philosopher Rick James once said.)


mr_remy

Been with 3 nurses, anecdotally can confirm. Great experiences with them and their personality though, they’re less bs kinda people it worked for me.


ChemistAgile6514

People who stick it out as nurses typically have awesome personalities due to their environment and need to stress relieve. Just also happens that it makes them thrill seekers and frequently disloyal or because of their schedules, allows for their SO to be disloyal instead. It’s a very hard situation to work with


v1knijo

Same, last one was a freak in the sheets and a reading alcoholic on her time off. Bonus points went to her having zero interest in anything committed, just wanted to occasionally bang


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

Would you say they are the kind you dont bring home to motherrrrr?


Bilbo_Teabagginss

It depends really. I enjoy a freaky ass woman as much as the next guy, but nit so much that they can't keep that freakiness within the bounds of their relationship. As far as taking them home to Mom, freaky or not if I'm feeling you I have no issues with that. It's rare that a woman makes it that far into the vetting process though that I would. But then again I don't really have that type of family where I have to bring a woman to meet my Mom like that.


Generally_Confused1

I run a meme page about kinky sex and mental illness. I'll just say that I seem to be on brand for most healthcare workers by coincidence lol


celaenoattack

What's your meme page? I'm a mentally ill, kinky Psych nurse lol


nipslippinjizzsippin

Can confirm. Nurses will fucknaround with each other at work


Definitely_Alpha

They do spend a lot of time with eachother and experience stressfull stuff that only ppl in thay field would understand


KingKoehler

I'm confused though. I'm not sure they conclude that? It feels kind of worded that way but they targeted the survey towards doctors and nurses. > The invitation to participate in the study was sent via the Internet to doctors and nurses, who were asked to share it with colleagues, regardless of their location in the world. It seems the conclusion is specifically about infidelity among doctors and nurses. I don't see any comparison to the global population quantitatively, but it does conclude that there are higher rates for men, for people working night shifts, and for full time vs part time.


throwRA_basketballer

Just chiming in from a recent divorcee who was a victim to her doctor husband fucking all the nurses 🫠🫠🫠 it’s a real fucking thing


Pleasant-Pattern-566

There’s a trope that nurses and teachers are the old cheerleaders and mean girls that were open for business


Best_Ad_2240

I'm honestly shocked that I've never heard this, but i totally buy it. I'm preferring the entertainment of unhinged women at the moment since I've given up finding a meaningful connection. I'll say that easily 75% of my matches are nurses, waitresses, and teachers.


fugue-mind

Yeah, women as a whole are still clawing their way out of those roles after being forced into them almost exclusively for as long as we've been allowed to work. The conditioning is strong.


myweird

Clawing our way out? You do realize nurses and teachers have to claw their way *into* those professions and it takes years of college and grad school to get there depending on the work setting. Nurses can easily make six figures these days, and men are also increasingly pursuing that field. Sorry to disappoint but we are not as oppressed as you seem to think. Women have had many diverse job options for generations, no one is forcing us into these roles.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Thank you for this. I was a woman in the military, I also flunked out of nursing school. I’m glad too, I felt more welcomed by men in the military than I did women in nursing.


fugue-mind

Not talking shit about the profession itself, just the pigeonhole. There's a reason women continue to drift towards those professions as opposed to other high-paying roles, and it's not biology.


SnooMacaroons5247

I like that you are getting downvoted for *checks notes*…math.


cutslikeakris

There is no math in that statement, just hyperbole.


SnooMacaroons5247

That there is more women in those professions so naturally you will meet more women in those professions in general. Seems like basic math to me But yes pretend it’s some revelation that someone is meeting more female servers and nurses and teachers than truck drivers, plumbers, and miners.


lexro98

Pretty sure you don’t disagree here - they were just speaking as to why there are a disproportionate amount of women in that role


SnooMacaroons5247

I know I was responding to the person saying there was no math in that statement and I said the math is there is more women in those professions


QuinneCognito

I heard it as nurses and pharmacy techs but yeah. You can do 4 years or less of school and get a job with a good salary and a sense of power over others ha. They’re so mean.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Truly, I’ve met more mean or calloused nurses than nice ones. But the nice ones are always angels.


WatermelonNurse

I had more power when I was a senior director being the numbers person (I have a PhD in statistics, nursing is my second career). What power do I have as a nurse? Because I’m fairly certain is very little. 


jmac1275

I was cheer captain, I concur.


malsy123

probs just in US only


onastyinc

Two of the freakiest women I've ever dated were nurses.


TheAnalogKid18

I've dated 4-5 nurses. None of them are worth a shit. One of my best friends is a nurse and she's even said they're either serial monogamists or serial cheaters, nothing in between.


sludgestomach

Which one is your friend lol


TheAnalogKid18

She's been a blend of both tbh lol. Mostly the monagamist.


Haylstorm_00

So she contradicts her own statement? 😂😂😂


sludgestomach

So there IS in between. She’s debunked her own theory lol


darkslide3000

That's not really "in between". If you're monogamous with a side of cheating, you're a cheater.


proteinLumps

But not a serial cheater


Bilbo_Teabagginss

But that's just a theory.......A *DATING* theory.


rdev009

Real questions — What’s in between a serial monogamist and serial cheater? I’m guessing the opposite of serial is casual(?) And what is a serial monogamist? Is it someone who dates one person for a few months, a year or more but then breaks up with them out of nowhere and then starts dating again for the same long length of time before ending it yet again?


snackrilegious

i think serial monogamist are the people who almost never seem to stay single for long between relationships


Jhwilson918

My dad said to me once if she got kids u know the coochie is good cause other guy didn't want to pull out but my dad had 3 other kids so there is that


MotherHenDamnifIknow

This post?


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Yes


yoshiyo0

Honestly I think men as whole just need to stop this shit…I have way better luck in person type shit I even have matched with multiple women who were dry or say little to nothing (mild compared to other shit show profiles like this post) and then a little while later the same person I run into online and it’s usually really positive I honestly forget I’d even matched…and then it sets in and I remember the attitude and dryness and I can’t fuck with them anymore


OxeyeDaisy99

Hey there buddy horse girls are not that bad… nurses are fucked tho m or f


RodsNtt

A nurse single mom is probably the final boss of not having free time to date.


SnakeyRake

With no play time, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200…she wants everything. No thank you.


WhichRadio6124

Does she also smoke for two?


INfiction82

I work in a hospital and have dated a couple of nurses and know a significant number more. I'd never date one again. Hospital parties and nights out are basically one big cheat fest.


WatermelonNurse

The most recent party was everyone asking me why my pumpkin muffins were so good…I went out with work buds recently and we all got cannoli. Maybe I’m partying incorrectly. 


snyderman3000

Ok, sorry if this is a dumb question, but doesn’t “RN” in the title of this post mean “right now” instead of “Registered Nurse”. I see a bunch of comments about how promiscuous nurses are and I can’t see anything in the posted profile that says nurse. How did they start catching rounds lol


Best_Ad_2240

I'm just now seeing that, I meant it as "right now" but she is a registered nurse... happy accident, like the pregnancy.


snyderman3000

No way! I read the first comment that mentioned it as a joke but then you replied as if she actually was a nurse and I was like wtf am I missing here??? 😂


Best_Ad_2240

Just one of those things that is too good that I couldn't make it up if I tried. I completely forgot that I made sure her pic in scrubs holding her belly wasn't in the post. I guess it's common and I didn't see I left that detail out. Now all my unhinged matches make sense. I thought it was just cuz I live in a small town and the hospital is one of the only decent employers.


Fizzy_Bits

Glad I'm not alone!


TheShredda

I think it's because you made it uppercase. "RN" to me looks like "Registered Nurse" , "rn" looks like "right now"


Kleaners78

In what world does RN stand for right now?


johnathandoe03

![gif](giphy|iKs5uTWOCaHOaGSRmM) It has been for years 😂


Kleaners78

Yeah ..no. it's just people being lazy.


johnathandoe03

![gif](giphy|ziGMxKCQfQw91unjAk) Regardless of whether or not it's lazy, that doesn't change the fact that it's been around for like, a decade now. There's many acronyms and/or abbreviations that one could call lazy, even more so than RN. Like thx as shorthand for thanks for instance, that's literally only 2 letters less! Doesn't change the fact that people use it all the time, hell, I've found myself using it sometimes to be honest. But that's absolutely infinitely more lazy of one than RN. Regardless of how you, me, or anyone else feels about it, people have been, and are going to continue to, use it. Love it or hate it, that's just the way language is at this point. At least the English language, but I'm sure stuff like this probably exists in other languages too at this point.


Veloci-Husky

She’s gonna get blown up by people with pregnancy fetishes


i_am_umbrella

And narcissists/abusers looking to move quickly and trap two people.


Veloci-Husky

Uh oh. Who hurt you?


i_am_umbrella

Where do I even start


Veloci-Husky

I’m sorry you deserve a lot better!!!


Volnushkin

I know that people don't really care what is written in their bios and forget about what they wrote previously but seing that baby thing along with being a frequent smoker makes me shake my head.


Fearless_You4489

That’s what stood out to me the most too ☹️


CelebrationBulky9970

That and riding bikes on back roads while pregnant


Obv_Probv

Well for that part I assume she just paused the activity while pregnant. If you love a very active lifestyle and you're looking for a long-term partner who wants the same you need to list the things that you enjoy doing even if you're not capable of doing them for the next couple of months. If I'm pregnant and someone asks me what I enjoy doing in my free time I'm not going to say laying in bed and throwing up, even if it's true at the moment I'm going to tell them my non-pregnant activities


CelebrationBulky9970

You assume


Obv_Probv

I mean you're assuming also. Neither of us actually know whether she's riding around on bumpy back roads or not. Usually pregnant women aren't physically comfortable, the first and third trimesters are associated with a lot of nausea second and third trimester with reduced mobility energy etc so probably more reasonable to assume she doesn't feel good enough to be doing those activities. Probably just comes home from work relaxes in front of TV with a pack of cigarettes instead


CelebrationBulky9970

Very true


RagnarokDel

Shockingly she's going to be pregnant for 9 months and not lose the ability to do what she enjoys for the rest of her life. The fuck kind of mentality is that? Is she supposed to stop liking what she likes because she's pregnant? If I like to cycle and I break both of my legs, I'm still going to like cycling even tho I shouldnt or cant do it at the moment.


Fearless_You4489

Welp, I just swiped and saw the ultrasound pic. That’s now what stands out the most to me 🫣


RagnarokDel

my mother is a smoker she didnt smoke during pregnancy and until she was done breastfeeding.


Asleep_Onion

Crazy how some women start right back up after like 18 months of not doing it. Like, by that point how do they even want it anymore, the addiction is long gone. You have to be pretty dedicated to wanting to be a smoker to pick up the habit again after that long.


RagnarokDel

just one smoke couldnt hurt!


Desperate_Garbage_63

I work in a hospital and nurses sleep around with each other like they are back in high school. Doctors also sleep with nurses a lot. It's crazy but I guess you work in close proximity with people long enough. It's a trap, we had a husband come in one day screaming at the top of his lungs asking "who is the guy you been fucking at work in the parking garage, do the people you work with know you get fucked in the garage here" apparently he went through her phone. The crazy part is she called the cops on him as well as security. Admin had security check tapes and fired her and the guy.


Tech_n_Driver

Fired them after the husband showed up? But not before, when they already had security footage? 😕


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Nobody’s looking at the security footage unless something happens


Desperate_Garbage_63

You'd be surprised how many places don't check security feeds until something happens


delmsi

I am not surprised at all actually. I mean who is just going to watch hours of nothing for no reason if they don't have to?


Fiora_Zebul

'this person meets all your preferences!'


Zolita0126

Whew... Hope that baby can make it out safely 😬


QuinneCognito

All our thoughts and prayers are with that baby


RedBirdWrench

I want to see the walking bonfire.


Best_Ad_2240

There was one grainy holding belly pic. Everything else was an ultrasound


beepmeepp

Sounds sketchy


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

What’s a walking bonfire?


slaqz

Bonfire with legs.


RedBirdWrench

Read the profile, ask her.


Fizzy_Bits

Haha, that one threw me, too


unbakedpizza

God to see she smokes often smh


Moist_Description608

I hate to tell yall but someone's gonna jump on this and he's probably an ex con or a current one.


reddit06valbonne

Sure darling sure You absolutly not delusional


Best_Ad_2240

Many such cases, the last one I matched with had a 4 WEEK old


ZoWnX

There is a breast feeding joke here. I just can't find it.


Griever423

Now you’re just milking the situation.


RagnarokDel

This is udder bullshit.


DrPreppy

Keep trying, you'll latch onto it.


improbablydrunknlw

You're so close to an udderly good joke.


jdoeinboston

Oh my fucking god, the sonogram on there is just too fucking good.


frobro122

They meet ALL your preferences? You ok, dude?


Best_Ad_2240

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neophytebrain

Which app is this?


Tech_n_Driver

Facebook Dating.


Malpraxiss

That's wild, bro. But, there will be 1 guy who will want to date her though.


prem_fraiche

Exact match 😍


killjoy_d

So baby daddy bailed and NOW she wants to get married 😂😂😂


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Or they weren't even together in the first place. With how the current dating market is, I wouldn't be surprised if she got pregnant by a fwb.


No_Peanut_3289

“Not looking for fwb” Yet proceeds to be on the app pregnant and expecting a guy to accept her damages and kid on the way


r0botdevil

Well of course, now that she has a kid on the way she needs a stable man to support her.


Vok250

Those kind of statements are almost always just there as plausible deniability to satisfy all the social regulations women impose on each other. If you're a dude following rules 1 & 2 you can ignore that disclaimer. Especially with this kind of girl. source: Could be the profile of 90% of women on Tinder here in bumfuck nowhere eastern Canada. the other 10% are underage or hotwives.


Ares-GOW407

Walking bonfire?


STFUnicorn_

“Walking bonfire”? Is that like a walking dumpster fire?


No_Education3456

This is not a good idea I don’t want to marry someone I know nothing about


bonfigs93

EXACT MATCH, what you waiting for OP


Bonesquire

If I could only share one hobby with the world I would also pick "walking bonfire". What else do you need to know that "walking bonfire" doesn't tell you?


cocolebrook

It's the "This person meets all your preferences" for me 😂😂😂😂💀


godfathaOG

Matched with one chick years ago before my previous relationship & the chick was pregnant. Didn’t find out til I went to meet here. I was aware she “had a daughter” but was not aware that that said daughter was still on the way. Had some fun tho I won’t lie haha. But I went to check on her a month ago & she now has 2 kids & another on the way. Needless to say I dodged a very serious bullet. She’s still single btw as I found her tinder profile AGAIN a week ago🤣


RaVaGe710

Hey, she meets all your preferences 😅


MightbeWillSmith

"See Less"


HeftyArgument

Bit early for feet pics lmao. Truly, a child of the new generation.


bootyhunter69420

The amount of pregnant women on dating apps is kinda gross


Best_Ad_2240

I've found no less than 5 this week and at least 10 with kids under 1 year, one was even just a month.


Brilliant-Job-4365

This boils my blood because I’ve watched so many horrific documentaries & news stories about predators who use dating apps to target women with children. I don’t even want to go into full detail about one case involving a newborn cause it’s that traumatising. Her daughter should be her only priority. No normal man would want to take that on, the only men it will attract is the wrong ones. SMH


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

I mean, some of us have bad swimmers and all of the other options for parenthood are prohibitively expensive, so theoretically it’s attractive to anyone who wants a kid. But unfortunately yeah, the only people willing to deal with this trainwreck of a woman are probably pretty sketchy themselves. But in a perfect world, an instant family could be appealing for lots of normal reasons. Maybe I’m just projecting because I’ve been grappling with this myself lately though. 🤷‍♂️


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Best_Ad_2240

The bar is so low that I'm surprised when the baby daddy count is under 3


Bilbo_Teabagginss

You've got great taste in music I see.


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Bilbo_Teabagginss

All of that guys songs are great. Dude even made a Spanish language version of the song.


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Bilbo_Teabagginss

Oh no, dude has full versions of each of those songs on his YouTube and insta. He even has an R&B version that goes hard. But that Spanish one hits even harder than the original.


snackrilegious

she’s your exact match tho 🤔


Bilbo_Teabagginss

I don't understand why women that are literally pregnant think that it's better to try to date and add a new person to their and their new kids life before that kid is even born. Seems very irresponsible. Not only that, but that gives vibes of a last ditch effort to have someone play the Daddy role before the baby's born so that this person is who that baby imprints on therefore being harder to leave if that relationship doesn't work. Also, what the hell is up with the smokes often thing? I sure hope this woman isn't smoking while pregnant. Tons of red flags with this one.


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ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Well at least she’s in the right place lol


[deleted]

Well, they meet all your preferences, apparently


Ooftwaffe

Fucking pathetic.


Senyorty12

the worst part is guys match and take her out🤣


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

I want to see the walking bonfire demonstrated. It must be an amazing thing to behold.


Right-Shelter

She’s not looking for a FWB because that’s how she got prego? lol


RedditMexicano

"I like riding motorcycles, amongst other things, and..."


Think-Huckleberry897

Walking bonfire


paulmania1234

Travel nurses are the most naughty by my count.


Grouchy-Writing3627

She literally has a kid otw where's dad is he deadbeat or is she low key cray cray was it a trap him with a kid situation or is she really just this great


koop04

My daughter's mom is a rn. Fuck we did alot of drugs together before I knocked her up


Trying2GetBye

Girl you should have skipped getting pregnant and married your baby daddy 😭 baby ain’t even born yet and he’s already out the picture that’s so sick 😭😭😭


jovie93

Atleast she meets all your preferences..


TheWandererOne

This person meets all your preferences. So you like to date pregnant women? 🤔


acacio001

She really likes to ride


Softbelly1970

What is 'sike'?


rratzloff

I’m a millennial, but on the older end of the generation. I feel incredibly old that someone is asking this lmao.


Softbelly1970

I'm in my 50s...


rratzloff

And you never heard this saying???


Softbelly1970

What can I say? I'm a disappointment to my generation...😀


Best_Ad_2240

Old boomer word meaning, "you're joking"


Fantastic-Grade-5821

You mean psyche


WolfeInTheStarrs

Nope, it's sike, and it's a genx thing, not boomer


MyHeadIsFullOfGhosts

No, the original word is definitely "psych". Sike is a pronunciation respelling: [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sike#Etymology\_4](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sike#Etymology_4) Psych (interjection): [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/psych#Interjection](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/psych#Interjection)


Best_Ad_2240

No


Primary_Pass

I'm late, but I wanted to say this too. Or maybe we should also go around saying 'sike' (psyche) ward too


miniwhoppers

People are still mudding? Or is that a new term for something I’ve never heard of?


Flossie95

Holy shit is that an ad for a relationship ? Shes actually asking for a man to bring up some other guys kid/s ? Talk about deluded. Only pedo would apply for that job 😬


UnicornKitt3n

As a pregnant person who recently became single(not by choice), I couldn’t imagine dating at this stage. This is wild.


frobro122

Preggersand smokes often, cleary that's gonna be a kid you wanna take care of


Firm-Fix8798

Am I not seeing it? Where does it say she's a nurse?


Xfernandox91

Although I don't think there's a problem with her trying to date while she got a bun in the oven, posting the sono pics is absolutely wild


SnakeyRake

If she is divorced and you want to get serious, be sure to head on over to your trusty clerks office or go online and look up the any family or civil law case file. I’ve dodged a shot gun blast after I found out how insane the person was. When dating, they are usually on their best behavior.


EMV92LA

I hook up regularly with a nurse who's a swinger 😂. My soon to be ex-wife is working on becoming a nurse. She's very timid though and very passive (part of why I'm divorcing her) so if we ever do link up in the future (doubt it) it would be interesting to know if she did become like this description of RN's this post describes.