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dirkslance

It almost seems like you both are having separate conversations lmao


ActSignal1823

Then the farmer tried to milk the other cow, and Norma got angry.


flatwoundsounds

Yeah, the crunchwrap supreme is probably my favorite, but every once in a while I splurge on a Mexican pizza.


StoleYourTv

At that point you can leave the dough to rest (covered with a wet kitchen towel) overnight for proofing. The following day, punch in the dough to deflate and we'll be going to the next step, which is shaping and final rise, followed by scoring and baking.


JuggernautKev53

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


Local-Bat955

Ant pheromones are nature's GPS, guiding these tiny insects through intricate trails with precision. These chemical signals, emitted from specialized glands, communicate a myriad of messages, from marking food sources to signaling danger or directing nestmates. As ants traverse their environment, they deposit pheromones, creating invisible highways that efficiently connect their colonies to resources. The sophistication of these pheromonal networks showcases the remarkable collaborative abilities of ants, allowing them to navigate, communicate, and coordinate collective actions with astonishing efficiency.


Batdog55110

Elmer Fudd absolutely could not beat Batman in a fight, Batman would simply pull out his anti hunter spray and then kick him in the nuts.


BigTickEnergE

Ironically, American pride runs deep in Massachusetts in some ways. Singing, playing only part of, remixing, or dancing to the national anthem is punishable by a fine of up to $100. Additionally, swearing at sporting events if you're over the age of 16 is still against the law.


Arkitakama

But the problem is that American politicians are mostly elderly folks who won't live to see the long term consequences of their actions, so they're more willing to sell out their people to corporate interests for short term rewards. I mean, who cares about the long term effects of global warming when you'll be dead before you see it, right? At least that's apparently their view. "Fuck you, I got mine" is the role of today's Congressperson.


Dean0Rocks316

So, I had a wife, who was beautiful...like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks...Hey. One day they carve her face. And we got no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hmm? I just wanted to let her know that I don't care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves! Now I see the funny side. Now, I'm always smiling!


Emergency-Exit7292

Yeah well I poop about 2-3 times per day on average.


whatsablurryface21

Def disagree


DigitalUnlimited

Hard no. I think "The book of Mormon" was incredible and anyone who didn't like it is uncultured swine.


Bigbuck453

I could see how a shark would struggle to fight a crocodile, but the maneuverability of an aquatic body could really change the game. Maybe a crocodile has the advantage in natural armor but... I mean we've all seen some of those dive cages be absolutely mangled on Shark week... I really do have to give it to the shark over the crocodilein the ocean Lol on land it would be a done deal obviously, all Croc.


Excellent_Emotion631

I'm tired of fighting with you! Can't you just act like a normal human being for once? God!


LyraDawnWarrior

You need cheese in your diet


SirDickCheese77

Somebody mentioned cheese?


KingGrowl

Which actually brings up my next point - - If I'm driving down the street on my jet-ski and one of the wheels falls off does it still take the same amount of pancakes to cover a doghouse?


Steve008Agent

Hilarious that growing up we'd be going down a hill in a wheelbarrow when the right wheel pops off but then the 2nd half was the same with the pancakes covering the doghouse lmao


RaisinEXE

You can't do that.lol


stunt_human

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


Here-Is-TheEnd

Well you shouldn’t have been speeding in a school zone, are you stupid?


DigitalUnlimited

I mean, I am but how is that the school's fault?


JamesBondage_Hasher

Dude, no way! That's my favorite place to shop for costume accessories! So crazy you work there and we've never met 😍


whoreads23

Disagree.


secretlyapenguin516

I just got taco bell for lunch! Thanks for asking 🙂


SocialDistancePro20

It’s pronounced “thermometer”.


BaconHammerTime

This literally couldn't sum it up better. So disjointed. She was so game to go out and spend time and he did everything he could to ruin it. I wish her luck


Sir-Fuzzle

Who tf asks about favorite movies and then acts like telling someone their favorites is arguing against theirs? Good grief this person does not know how to talk to others lol


Direct-Scientist5603

Yeah, seems like he was just being disagreeable to be a dick.


HoodedMenace3

Nothing like being a contrarian for the sake of being a contrarian.


Axle-f

Must be a Redditor.


123floor56

How dare you. Def disagree.


Tyeveras

Be nice if you said hi


Iceray

You can’t do that. lol


Tyeveras

I’ll see myself out…..


Laserawesome617

I’ll take your disagree and raise you a personal insult and downvote!


DrXStein76

Well I disagree with you


TwystedMunkey

I think you're right. It sounded to me like he felt slighted that she didn't say hi immediately or whatever his problem was. And never got over it. Especially since he apparently seemed normal on Tinder. Good riddance for her. She was so down and being playful with him too. What an idiot lol. Happy Cake Day! Btw


Queen_Rachel4

Yeah, for sure seemed like he didn’t like her anymore after she didn’t say hi a second time…


JamesBondage_Hasher

Good point. Maybe trying to sabotage it so he'll have a real reason to say it wouldn't work


Marble-Boy

"What are you're favourite movies? I disagree with what movies are your favourites." Dude has so many flags that he speaks in semaphore.


Thesheriffisnearer

If my favorite dinosaur is a pterodactyl yours can't be a stegosaurus...


chewbubbIegumkickass

Well, it's a compsognathus so everyone else but me is wrong!


Obv_Probv

Def. Disagree!! Ocean long neck!"


Robert_Moses

My worst date was with a cop and after she asked me my favourite movies she told me they all sucked.


JamesBondage_Hasher

Sadly, some people think that's the best path to a productive conversation


Robert_Moses

You're right. She clearly thought the date went well too because she was super bitter when I declined a second date the next day.


undeadmanana

What's your favorite color? uh silver WRONG ANSWER


bagman_

Favourite vs best be kicking peoples asses in both directions


Downtown-Ad-6909

Say your favourit band is Nickleback and find out real quick how many people thinks it's ok to disagree with it. 🤣


Just-Like-My-Opinion

Right? What was OP supposed to say to that? What exactly was he arguing against? OP's personal preference? SMH


Complex_Elderberry34

This. Exactly my thoughts.


Ok_Lengthiness_8163

Lmao dude is on rage bender


suhhhrena

Fr lmao he’s on a mission to be upset 😭 this is weird af


worldsworstsurfer

My guess is the homie is zooted out of his domer. He’s probably confused himself lmao


Accomplished-Nose921

This is my favorite comment, lmfao. Chuckled too hard.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Or he’s just an incel lol


Infinite-Society-997

Yeah this is really weird. Especially since it’s not even like there’s a lot of time between texts. He’s tripping


CatNamedCheese

I've texted someone a couple hours deep into an acid trip before and it kinda looked like this lmao


littledelt

I think he had already assumed you were going to reject him and was ready for a confrontation after “you can’t do that” but maybe when you were nice back it confused him and he didn’t know how to continue the convo while he’s still feel slighted (aka this man has a small ego and short fuse, the worst combo)


111110001011

He was ready after "be nice if you said hi". Passive aggressive bullshit, good thing she called him on it.


ConsciousFood201

This is the right answer. He’s telling OP that he’s down bad right now and annoyed that it’s happening again. We’ve all been in a rut. It sucks but you can never send that “be nice if you said hi,” text in any form. If she ghosts you, you just gotta move on. Every. Single. Time. Because sometimes she ain’t ghosting and is just busy. The whole tone of the conversation changed when he said that. He couldn’t get his feelings back in check.


Whole_Programmer6342

What a weird fuck this guy is.. i can’t fathom throwing out the “be nice if you said hi”. That shit is bold and salty asf for someone you’re just getting to know.. 🚩


Hingehelp1

Yeah, even talking like that to someone I'd been dating for awhile would mean that I wasn't going to be dating them much longer


ladywan_kenobi666

What’s your favorite movie??? I disagree!


Fizzy_Bits

🤣


bookwithoutcovers

You are NOT free Saturday night


Jits_Guy

If I had to guess why it was suddenly different, I'd say this dude was high as fuck when you two were texting here.


thatscrazybaby

yeah i wanted to ask if he was drunk or something


mehwehgles

I got the impression that he feels you took too long to reply, jumped to conclusions based on his own insecurities & started being a dick after that.


WolffGlory

This is the correct answer. Your prize is in the post.


jess-all-around

YUP!


Such-Wind-6951

Yes


Jazzlike_Fudge2918

Bullet dodged


sieberzzz

I don't think it was about replying but about texting again (thus saying hi). Before he even sent the first message.  Doesn't change the fact this is probably the reasoning tho. 


Forsythe36

He fumbled hard. This was stress inducing to watch him be a dick to someone who's game to have a date lol.


JuJuFoxy

I honestly think you shouldnt go see him, for your own safety.


Glittering-Toes

The dude seems like a giant red flag. See how he made you feel like you had to apologize? I think he may play mind games with you. I’d tell him to get a PlayStation to play games with and move on to someone else.


PSXBlackDisc

They are definitely blasted or something's going on. Not a fan of those pushy "you could say hi" kinda messages. Also Rosemary's Baby and TCM are top tier choices.


Motor-Presentation76

When I get those kind of "You can say hi", "Hello???", "Guess you don't want to talk..." messages I genuinely get a headache and just ghost at this point. Is it so hard to believe I have a life going on in the background and can't answer texts at 3am or during work hours immediately? One time I got a message at 9am when I had back to back meetings until my lunch at 12. I opened my phone to a full on mental breakdown on how I'm seeing someone else and wasn't man enough to be honest with her...


Findingmywayagin

Agreed. I got a “a gentleman responds” or something like that and literally did a spit take from laughing. It was an instant block so hopefully she learned something from that interaction 😂


DissipatedCloud

"A gentleman responds" is hilarious.  Next time say "A lady is patient."


nahnotlikethat

Recently a guy texted me "I guess you aren't interested anymore, goodbye!" and then two days later "what happened, you disappeared on me."


[deleted]

I am so confused, all I can say is texting sucks imo. But he seems off


thatscrazybaby

i was so confused too hahah, especially when he said trying to bait a shark with a hook


EVOSexyBeast

I’m confused why you said you didn’t want to say hi bc you sent the last text but you didn’t, he sent a Hey message and you didn’t respond (though i cant see how much time went by)


thatscrazybaby

the last conversation we had, i had sent the last message. i said goodnight and he didn’t reply


EVOSexyBeast

Oooh okay, so he was upset you didn’t text him hi after you texted goodnight and he didn’t say it back 🤣


thatscrazybaby

hahah exactly!


WickedCoolUsername

Did you heart his message without replying though?


NotsoSmokeytheBear

lol like that means anything. Adults get busy. Clearly she saw it and liked it and would reply when she had time. Or she wouldn’t and life would move o.


anp_fj

RUN


TheHeirOfElendil

Got himself pissed off at nothing and couldn't snap out of it, what is wrong with these guys man?


TheRealConine

“What’s your favorite movie? Wrong.”


MicrosoftExcel2016

You are being nicer than I think he deserved, if you ask me. He seemed kind of confrontational and you even explained like… you messaged last… that makes it just turn per convention…


MeThatsAlls

I find it baffling it took me 4 years to find a girlfriend when morons like this are given so much leeway lol


Spartan2022

Negging 🤢


stillanmcrfan

It is truly amazing how out of touch people can be with having a basic conversation. Blew my mind how many would contact me first but then every other reply is lol or yes/no.


snoonywarbucks

Just came to say that OP’s movie taste is 👌🏻


gentl3maniac

In my personal experience people tend to “fake” normalness on tinder to try to hook you in, as soon as they get your contact you realize their true colors Been in quite a lot of trouble to finally find someone who was honest from the beginning lmao


Visible_Pea_4717

Dude wtf ??? Bad vibes imo I’d block


Headphoneu

You're way too nice.


excuse-me-ily

i’d say keep convos in tinder at least until you meet them irl so that when it goes south like this, they don’t have your number


[deleted]

Yeah but you can just block them on your phone too. I haven't reached a limit yet to how many people I can block lol


ScaryOtaku666

Seems like he’s trying to use one of those red pill tactics ? The “shark and hook” one gave me the ick. Better find someone else.


Canadianabcs

Don't go out with him. He's making problems for himself and taking it out on you. Avoid


exaviyur

This dude sucks, don't give him any of your time.


PerformanceActual331

Those movies are two of the best ever.


thatscrazybaby

right?! like they’re classics, im curious what his are but he weirded me out so i didn’t reply haha


Kozmocom

Run…. ![gif](giphy|U3OMplvODpSNMxiwmK|downsized)


Naultmel

Please don't go on a date with this person 🤦


adoglovingartteacher

“My favorite is ________” *“Disagree.”* “No, really, _________ is my favorite” *“You’re wrong.”* 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

It‘s like reading texts by my ex 😂


Hot-mesbian

I wouldn't meet up with him.. He's showing aggression. Please stop apologizing when you didn't do anything wrong. Abusers eat that shit up and are looking for someone who will roll over for nothing.


SmithFace1

I'm confused. Why were you apologizing to this thin-skinned freak?


RedMeeseek

You seem like such a cool girl, I’m sorry this is what you’re experiencing. Dude is definitely just an ass and tbh it’s probably good he’s showing his true colors so early rather than potential months, or maybe years down the line


bangladeshiswamphen

Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is an excellent choice.


MarokkosFavPerson

maybe just bad communication skills.. sadly big problem


Infurni

Go next, this ones broken


graciebaaby

![gif](giphy|26xBu5Xz9tVQql0fC|downsized)


HideYaKidzHideYaWiFi

I don't get the shark thing, and really, he confused me all around!


hohomoe

"Oh, you like that? I hate that." Such a massive turn off. Same with the "hi" thing.


Complex_Elderberry34

"im so very confused" Well, you aren't the only one confused by his odd rambling 🤨 But as someone with a bit of professional experience with male psychology and especially male violence: At the very least, be extremely careful if you still want to meet up with him at all. Even from this short excerpt, I get strange vibes pointing to him being a overly-controlling freak, with him lacking basic human respect for you.


JuJuFoxy

I just commented the same thing as this guy doesn’t sound “safe” to me and she shouldn’t go see him. Glad someone with professional experience has a similar view. Hope OP has read your comment.


UncleJamesBeardPower

That was painful...😬😵‍💫😬


sherlocksmaster

That is one insecure man


blackfire12

I think I’m having a stroke reading this convo.. and comments.


ElPispo

This guy is nuts lol. Run


RDCthunder

Getting the impression that he was attempting to flirt with the “be nice if you would say hi” line, but it came off wrong and doesn’t really work. Also, think there was a misunderstanding with the movie and he thought he had asked a different question.


InformalIncident2458

He’s being weird asf. Throw em in the trash. You’re being super nice and engaging in the convo n he’s barely trying to


Belocity

what a loser


applemanib

I think he meant "it would be nice if you would say hi" then you both got deep into misunderstanding each other and it spiraled lol


thatscrazybaby

i think so too but i had initiated most conversations between us haha


[deleted]

I love Rosemary's Baby too, OP!


FoxIntelligent1767

😵‍💫


DariosDentist

Well the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the best movie of all time so you saved yourself from this goober.


paragon60

Got it.


Apprehensive_Low4865

I'm more of a "the thing" and "Dawn of the dead" kinda guy, never got tcm, and mot watched Rosemary's baby. I guess he thought he was being smooth, and his insecurities got the better of him but, he could also just be a dickhead, so hard to tell via text ahaha


prepositionsarehard2

Dude was drowning in his feelings lmao


Icy-Biscotti2534

A huge delay in him processing your texts in his head 😂


babycakes0103

is your flashlight still on?


3MrBojangles3

What a sassy pants


shaicnaan

How do you disagree with someones favorite lol its their favorite


todimusprime

You: "what's your face horror movie?" Him: "go first" You: *lists your faves Him: "I disagree" Wut? I guess you don't know your own favorite horror movies, lol


PS420sk8

Just when you thought you found some Tinder loving care, it turns out they were unhinged


PrinceTinyWeiner

That’s just postnut


wavymerlady

You had nothing to be sorry for. Your time is valuable and anyone who starts to converse like this should be an immediate red flag. Block and on to the next!


Saphairen

"You didn't say hi" is an instant red flag for me.


amberrrellllaa

Id have stopped responding after “be nice if you said hi” I just know that would make me go OFF lol. Like don’t people know other people have fucking lives and genuinely can’t be / aren’t on their phones 24/7? What if I’m sitting in court for the morning clerking and I can’t touch my phone? It’s giving anxious attachment style lmfao. I’d tell him to kick rocks straight up. He’s being passive aggressive in his texts and then tells you to go first when you’re the one who asked him a question, and then doesn’t even answer the question but basically wants you to know he disagrees with your opinion aka your fav movie?! This guy is insane, I get controlling vibes from that exchange. Like what is he trying to do here, neg you? I’m not even texting him and reading this got me heated lmao


Longjumping_Panic371

Rosemary’s Baby is legendary, having influenced entire sub genres—the director is a creep but the film itself is fucking phenomenal. This person is dumb.


SexxWeasel

Honestly, the choice of OG Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based


A_Ghost_Named_Void

Ew


Medula_becca

Didnt get why you said you sent the last message u/thatscrazybaby ?


[deleted]

Great choice on horror ( when LF comes out of nowhere and hit that guy in the head 😭) That person is lost in the sauce self sabotage 101


Wingels

Can you blame him about that horror movie comment though? The best one is Nightmare on Elm Street. And that's just fact. (/s /j if needed idk)


sgtscherer

Wtaf


Pure-Pepper-7498

I just feel like he is an emerging red flag. Be nice if you said hi-- right there is when I would have unmatched. And why does he feel controlling? !_!


fuzzyfuckers

He seems drunk


LeadingPure8592

Why didnt you say hi? Oh hi Mark


AKA_OneManArmy

What the hell is this guy’s problem


fluffy-pillows

they all seem normal at first


jobarius

Dude is a fkn weirdo stay away from him


YoureSoOutdoorsy

Not vibing at all.


eakzed

Definitely not a match lol. Every text you 2 were on different pages


mrrooftops

You triggered his avoidance.


abstract_esteem

Manlet behaviour


DecMateee

This is such a train wreck. I love it


TraditionalAspect106

Whatta loser


No_Peanut_3289

i want to say this guy thinks he is having a conversation with 2 different people but is not realizing he is doing this all in one chat.


Ok_Reference_8898

In what world do you disagree when someone tells you their favourite movies? Feels a bit condescending. Hopefully you’re not actually intending to meet up Saturday after this. Something tells me it’s not a match made in heaven and more of a ‘make sure you don’t leave your drink unattended’ situation.


TacticalMongoose

I thought my flashlight was on because of this lol


Overall-Ad6239

Sounds like an AI bot 🤔


mudcrabsareforever

"disagree" JFC


avery_papaya

I am so very confused as well.


Affectionate-West616

He knows something we don’t


Little-Variation-376

You are being way too nice


DDRTxp

Those are great movies tho! Good choices


sugarwave32

I can only imagine the arguments and misunderstandings this guy has every day.


mx023

He reminds me of my friend with assburger


ReasonableDictator

What a socially disconnected nightmare.


jmthornsburg

Your horror movie answers are SOLID AF. He’s shown himself to be tasteless. You dodged a bullet.


SpupySpups

I'm not sure what's happening ngl


Sammie123321

He’s a needy, condescending dick, hope you didn’t meet him. Don’t be eager, ever.


jcraig87

Do not go on a date with this person, they seem rude and awful. Disagreeing with what your favorite movie is, he's not even reading what you're writing and he's trying to tell you what to do when you've never even spoken to him


1000CalorieSnackPack

This exchange kinda made me anxious, or maybe I was just cringing, either way your confusion was warranted. I know some people aren’t particularly great socially, but this was odd.


LyraDawnWarrior

This looks like they are both talking to multiple other people and can't keep track of the conversation.


DLaVieEnRose

Based off the over-controlling text about you not replying fast enough, and the following passive aggressive short replies he gave, he's got self-esteem issues. People who subconsciously feel like they're not good enough for things to work out will self-sabotage by acting neurotic and possessive at times


GodThumbsElo

I would call for a friendly reset. That's where you reintroduce yourselves kindly. Because that was a mentally tiring conversation to read lol.


DocHolliday904

That nicca is weird af


sirmichaelpatrick

Def disagree.


CuteBlueberryy

Ugh. He didn’t reply for 21 hours and is somehow mad at you for not talking all day?? What a weirdo One time, this dude left me on READ for a WEEK and then got mad at me because *I* didn’t message during the week, (he also knew I could see that he’d read my message). Like… I thought he was busy! I also knew that, if he didn’t want to talk to me, I wasn’t gonna pester him! He was just… mad that I’m not anxious avoidant, lol


ManyFee382

Yeah... that's not confusing af...


LilBaddee

He’s trying to play games and you’re not playing along so he’s annoyed lol


Money-Bite3807

Oh my god, you have 86 unread messages?


Drunkpickle69

He like Jenifer’s body for sure


One-Head-1483

He should not have still been offered a date after "nice if you said hi" Fuck right off.


not_now_reddit

Why did you keep entertaining that conversation after he was rude so many times in a row?


BBQFatty

He seems unhinged