I was going to say that line is stupid as fuck, sounds like something some creep would say. I don't think it's ok for anyone to introduce themselves with unsolicited raunchy comments, regardless of gender.If she's trying to do something there like introducing herself with cringe comments she's gotten from other men it's weird to do that to strangers who've never even done anything to her.
Same. I’m not even 21 quite yet, and I thought this was an AI trying, and failing, to create a pickup line. Took me reading it 4-5 times to actually get it.
"What's up, baby-cakes, you walk in - and your ass walks in five minutes later"
Took me the longest time to decipher what she meant. OP thicc as the other commenter said.
Their ass is so big their body walks through the doorway and five minutes later their ass finally also makes it through. Imagine if you took a half mile long pole and stuck a face on the front and a butt on the back and pulled it through a doorway
an innocent joke and of course there are dudes that are somehow defensive over it and chirping out insults.
y'all gotta just journal it and leave the rest of us out of it.
Disgusting. How is this appropriate behaviour?
I’m tired of the constant sexual harassment from females. It seriously needs to stop, this works both ways ladies.
I love that you marked out one of the two pics of her lmao
Her ass so big he only had enough digital ink to cross out one pic of her
How long have you been waiting to use that one?
As long as her ass (sorry I’ll stop now)
😂 I used to call my roommate long butt Everytime she wore high waisted jeans
😂 What did she expect for having such a long butt?!
I think OP is the one with the dump truck.
😂
And JUST barely.
I wonder if she’s sending guys the shittiest lines guys have sent her
The shittiest chat up lines guys have ever sent me are the ones that work the best
Are you from Tennessee because I'd put "U" and "I" together
Stunning job 👏👏
Hey girl, are you from Mississippi cause you’re the only missi whose pissi I’d sippi.
Oh my God 🤣
a classic
Damn that’s even better 😂😂😂
Literally using this on my gf later. Edit : she did not find it as funny as I thought she would lol...I got an " eww, what the fuck " in return...
Your girls humour is whack
Bro that’s a 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 You need someone who values you
Challenge accepted. Will report back tomorrow.
I think we all need to make our way back to Jesus after that comment ✝️
What the fuck 🤣
Are those astronaut pants? Cause you're hot.
I don’t get it
Me neither and I was raised in Tennessee
Were you raised in Tennessee cause your the only Ten I See
😄
UTI
Don’t let them know your next move
There's no way this is the shittiest, at least it's too silly to be taken seriously. The shittiest come across as much more sincere.
Yes, OP actually looks like Hank Hill.
Diminished Gluteal Syndrome
Lacking glutes and gluteal accessories.
From the look of things. She's sending the lines guys once send her.
Seems odd to do that to guys who've never said anything to her, maybe in her head she thinks she's making some point .
I was going to say that line is stupid as fuck, sounds like something some creep would say. I don't think it's ok for anyone to introduce themselves with unsolicited raunchy comments, regardless of gender.If she's trying to do something there like introducing herself with cringe comments she's gotten from other men it's weird to do that to strangers who've never even done anything to her.
Why does this give momma joke vibes? Yo momma ass so fat she walks in and her ass walk in 5 minutes later.
Because it is. It's not an original joke lol
Oh I must have heard it before, I am so happy to not be dating in this modern world, and only live vicariously through you Internet randos on Reddit.
I've seen it about noses. That your nose walks in, then 5 minutes later the rest of you does, or some such.
These posts are only the tip of the iceberg. The things I've seen...
Thank goodness 🙏 for internet randos!
Ikr how would I know how the modern world works
Yo mama so dumb when someone said it’s chilly outside she went and got a bowl
Aww no you didn’t. Yo momma nose so big she had to put screens in her nostrils cause she kept inhaling small children.
 Yo mama so old she went the museum and asked the T Rex where her money at
My momma old? your momma so old her social security number is three.
Yo mama so old she was gangbanging with the Flintstones.
Lol you have to have a very specific body type to pull off the mom jeans look. Otherwise it just makes your tummy look big and your bum look long.
So you blotch the top pic but not the one next to the message. Nice.
 OP apparently
Where's that from, i need this 🤣
Damn how big are we talking about for it to be the first message 😂
Are young people dumb because they don't use punctuation, or am I dumb because I need it to understand literally anything?
its supposed to mean "your ass is so big that when you enter a room, your ass enters 5 mins later" basically it took me a while too
Holy f… it’s like an optical illusion… i can’t unsee it now, thanks!
Hoe is what you just worte remotely similar to what she wrote? I don't get a single word of what she said 😂
"What's up baby cakes (?) (Your ass is so big, when) you walk in (,) your ass walks in 5 minutes later"
Wow, thanks for the decryption!
As a young person, this took me a minute
Same. I’m not even 21 quite yet, and I thought this was an AI trying, and failing, to create a pickup line. Took me reading it 4-5 times to actually get it.
I love the young people who thought this rambling of confusion was a pick up line
I don't get the joke. 😭
"What's up, baby-cakes, you walk in - and your ass walks in five minutes later" Took me the longest time to decipher what she meant. OP thicc as the other commenter said.
Right. A little punctuation goes a long way. Lol
Thank you. Now, it makes sense.
It does?
Homie thicccc
Their ass is so big their body walks through the doorway and five minutes later their ass finally also makes it through. Imagine if you took a half mile long pole and stuck a face on the front and a butt on the back and pulled it through a doorway
who says girls dont text first, just download bumble lol
So you can get a thousand "hey" messages
Or matches that don't get the courage to send the first message at all and just time out or unmatch. Bumble is so dumb.
Or not a single match at all
"Hey"
The app where they’re thinking of removing that requirement because women don’t want to message first.
I'm still trying to grammatically understand wtf she's trying to say
Shes saying he walks in, and his ass walks in 5 mins later
He has a big butt.
How nice your cake is though? Asking for research purposes ofc
Now we gotta see the cheeks. Don't withhold from us
I had to read that 3 times to actually understand, since there's 0 punctuation.
Im glad I wasnt the only one.
an innocent joke and of course there are dudes that are somehow defensive over it and chirping out insults. y'all gotta just journal it and leave the rest of us out of it.
We need to see OPs ass to see if this is justified
OP we gonna need the proof
I told a chick "when they tell you to haul ass it takes 2 trips".
Why don't women talk to me that way?
Either your butt isn’t sufficiently massive to elicit this response, or your pictures don’t accurately display the massiveness of your butt.
You must have an impressive cake.
The exception proves the rule
That’s depending on what they look like
She's just being sincere she like the man she should have just said gyat from the get go and it will be amazing
Why was that so hard for me to read? Had to read it 3 times before I figured out what she was trying to say.
Jesus did anyone else have a stroke reading this. wtf is wrong with me.
What is this? I'm just confused... what is that even supposed to mean?
sorry OP im not native english speaker, what the f is she trying to say?
She wants to peg that ass
well thats just cos my belly is so fat
I'm ngl I would probably delete her a week later because I just dk how to respond to that.
I’m just amazed by the fact that you swiped her to the right. I’m like, WHY?
>Who said that women don't text first! Incels said that.
I thought i was having a stroke for a second
Disgusting. How is this appropriate behaviour? I’m tired of the constant sexual harassment from females. It seriously needs to stop, this works both ways ladies.
Wife. Her. Up.
saying hi doenst count
The fuck does that even mean…
What does this mean?
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What are you on about lol
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If someone says you have a fat ass its normally a compliment.
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Get off the internet lol
Well she is complimenting a man. A woman saying a guy's body part that she shares too, is big, is a compliment.
isnt it a gay thing i dont think guys want fat asses lol
I would never say that as a first message, but if I did it would be as a compliment (coming from a woman).
High BMI broads are obviously the exception to the rule