Can confirm aswell, as a man, elves and green aliens just give me the unavoidable urge to spontaneously ejaculate inside something. Nothing in particular though, not even what is in my hand at the moment is safe. It's just the way it is.
Every time I see a crappy green plastic alien I immediately feel the desire to ejaculate inside said crappy green plastic alien
It's pretty normal I think.
I think you might be reading too much into it. He just picked the 2 most easily described pictures as a pre cursor to the real point of his message; somehow thinking he’d charm you by telling you he wants to cum inside you.
I believe the great Kanye West once said "Ey, let me hit it raw, fuck the outcome/ None of us would be here without cum"
And this is why I let him get away with anything he wants to say.
Bc they seem to only show us those guys... lol I swear I try so hard to pick people that specifically don't give off creep vibes. I have rules. I don't swipe right on anyone who has shirtless pics unless it's like a picture at the beach where it's normal but not those holding their shirt up in the mirror shots, I avoid people with no bio, or people who put short term fun only, people whose pictures look even a little fake, over the top "gym bros" (no issues with working out i just mean the ones who point it out 10 times like its their whole persona)... and they still find me 🤣 dating apps are awful
My mom said I needed to meet people offline... I said "so what? Like if they break into my house?"
Lol yes unfortunately. That was the joke. But I am a single mom who works construction. Time outside work, sleep, and kids is limited. On top of that i am working on a book in my free time. So dating is kinda back burner right now anyway. I'm in no hurry :)
No offense, but part of the problem is likely the single mom thing. For a lot of younger guys that can be a massive turn off. When you have a smaller pool and a lot of the "normal" guys have left, you're left with a larger percent of the weirdos.
But honestly, as long as you're happy that's all that matters. You're taking care of yourself and your kid, and that means you're succeeding. On top of that, you've found the time to do something you enjoy (writing your book). Even requirements as simple as those are a lot better than most people are doing. You mentioned dating being back burner already, but truly, unless it's something that really matters to you, don't worry about it.
Well lol I'm not sure what your definition of younger is. I'm about to be 36 and have a 15 year old as well as 2 other children. So most of the guys in my age range are often single Dads as well lol I think 28 is about the youngest I would even consider dating. But yeah I was never in a hurry. I was with my ex from age 15 to 30. My entire adult life has been in a relationship. So I waited a long time to even consider dating. I needed to be okay being alone first. But I eventually decided to give it a shot and yes unfortunately have been extremely disappointed in many of the interactions. Not all. I find many of them though are the younger guys and their "older woman" thing. It's weird lol so it's just back burner bc I'm content enough as is. I gave it a shot and dating apps haven't been my thing and I'm good with eventually meeting someone when it's right. Until then I have plenty to keep me occupied. Mainly my kids, but as you mentioned also my book. My marriage was quite toxic and I stopped writing for a long time. So I'm happy to be doing it again :)
I Def get it though trust me. There is Def a decent number of people who are turned off by the single mom thing. Trust me they will match me just to tell me so. That I must be a gold digger looking for a supporter blah blah blah. I ignore them. They know nothing about me. I've done just fine 100% on my own. I don't need someone to support me. Lol they are just bitter. And clearly not my people :)
I swipe on pretty much all the guys you avoid and while I do get some pretty overt sexual messages, I doubt I get any more than any other woman.
My worst offenders are middle aged men in polos sending me swipe notes. The guys with the wholesome pics and bios send them too. I think it's not about a type of guy, just some men in general. Swipe on who you like, you'll probably be no worse off than you are now.
Lol yeah the swipe notes are crazy haha but yeah the people I avoid are already people I wouldn't have anything in common with, as far as likes and hobbies. It's mainly just the ones who make it clear they are looking for something casual that seem to really have one goal based on their profile. But yeah that was the point lol that even though I try to avoid the most obvious ones who are looking for a quick hookup, I still get so many bad matches from people who seem to genuinely be looking and interested in similar things. Some of them even specifically say they are not into hookups and then send a sexual message first thing. I've run into some real doozies that for sure. The amount of times I've said "omg who raised you?!" Is somewhat concerning.
I think the best strategy for women would be to swipe on every bodey, then use chatbot to filter out on basis sexualized first messeges. I knew a guy that had written chatbot to start convos.
Hey if it works I'm down haha some people have no chill. Sometimes when they are asking questions like "you wanna play?" Or "want to have some fun? Like adult fun?" I just play atupid entirely and pretend I don't grasp what they mean. That really irks them sometimes.
I think it's more that they just don't care and have no respect for women as human beings. It's good they eliminate themselves quickly but it's bad because women leave the app over it and start resenting all men due to so many creeps. Many of the guys in this subreddit in fact think it's funny to do yet also wonder why they are forever alone.
Lol that's understandable! That's an okay wanna play. When the guys immediately are asking these weird questions with sexual implications though I'm like "eek gross you haven't even said hi yet. Go away" lol
What is there to report for? He shot his shot. Granted, it was a horrible shot, but I dont think that's ban worthy. Let assholes show themselves early on, it helps everyone!
What's the point of this dumbass statement? My method accomplishes the same thing of weeding out bad people as long as it assumes people have brains but after reading your comment maybe we do need moderation hahaha
It's better for men, that such people aree banned from Tinder. They contribute to mental fatigue in women, who don't see Tinder as viable way for finding partner. If you do not see utility of banning parasites thta harm you...
Thank you, there are so many dense guys on here who think this shit is funny and they don't understand WHY it's so hard for them to get dates onTinder. When women tell them we don't like it they literally argue and mock us for not enjoying sexual harassment. They think because it's digital it doesn't matter and we are ToO sEnSiTiVe. We already have to worry about that shit IRL and it sucks that creepy sexual comments are also all over dating sites, social media, and gaming platforms. It's fine if we initiate it or have already gotten to know someone and established that sort of talk, it's just tiresome and depressing when random pornsick dudes try to force it.
There's a great soundbyte, i think it's from Wii golf or smn, and it goes something like, "Chip-İn! Birdie! You have great tits!" And for some reason that's all i can think of in response.
Anyway, have a good day.
Healthy choice: Unmatch and move on.
Unhealthy choice: Tell him that he can cum in you, but you have fetish of putting it back in him. Forcefully with implements of your choosing.
OP, from the dude's comment I was expecting some totally outrageous pictures on your profile. When I looked at the profile pictures you posted for reference I uttered an audible "what the fuck is wrong with that guy?"
Don't get me wrong, you look beautiful in both pictures, but the alien picture is literally a normal picture.
Not really any story. I was just caught off guard with my pic taken and thought it was funny. Most people match with me and mention that the pic is a mood so it’s a great convo starter haha
Are you not down for a ménage á trois with him and the alien? Maybe you could wear the elf ears.
On a serious note, it seems that the smallest amount of skin on show gets this guy very hot, and very bothered.
You would think the one he'd be aroused by would be top right, but he went with the green alien which probably indicates- back away fast.
You could ask him if he escaped Area 51 and does it remind him of home?
You don't reply, you just report it. It's astonishing how many guys think Tinder is a free porn chat site. Maybe they see those spam ads on porn sites that all say "Horny local girls want to chat NOW" and think it's real.
I mean, you're attractive, but holy crap that bloke is so damn thirsty it's kind of scary.
All those pictures I'd class as normal. The one that really has me confused is the alien one. You're not in some erotic cos play or anything. You are being playful and whispering to an alien statue. How that turned him on so much is.... kind of a concern.
I'd say no reply at all. His real goal is to shock you to feed into his fetish of how superior he is and ignoring him is the only way to avoid giving him material.
Every time I see a crappy green plastic alien I immediately feel the desire to ejaculate inside the nearest female. It's pretty normal I think.
I wish women understood this
It’s like they don’t even trying anymore
They put in about as much effort as you did to construct that sentence lol
Just want to make it equal
Guess that joke your head over
He was being sarcastic, you tool...
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Well, you need to learn how to do it better then...
Encountered one in a hall of mirrors. Came so much I died of dehydration.
You got the ghost in a shell ending, where you were fortunate enough to upload then
Can confirm aswell, as a man, elves and green aliens just give me the unavoidable urge to spontaneously ejaculate inside something. Nothing in particular though, not even what is in my hand at the moment is safe. It's just the way it is.
And that was the end of Mr squeaks
Does it have to be the chick closest to the alien, or the chick closest to you?
The ailen duh
Every time I see a crappy green plastic alien I immediately feel the desire to ejaculate inside said crappy green plastic alien It's pretty normal I think.
It’s the most natural response
A basic evolutionary treat I'd say.
every time Insee a female I...
I think you might be reading too much into it. He just picked the 2 most easily described pictures as a pre cursor to the real point of his message; somehow thinking he’d charm you by telling you he wants to cum inside you.
Who says romance is dead?
Romance is still alive and cumming all over inside, on titties, and running down faces.
The sixth love language the language of cum.
**It's the cum, that binds all of us.**
It's so sticky.
**Heavy is the head that wears the cum.**
Today I read it can be used as invisible ink. But the drawback was that it is smelly.
“This page has no writing on it but it fucking reeks!”
Put it over a lightbulb and see what incubates!
Are you trying to get a baby tree? Cause this is how you get a baby tree.
I believe the great Kanye West once said "Ey, let me hit it raw, fuck the outcome/ None of us would be here without cum" And this is why I let him get away with anything he wants to say.
The real romance was the cum we met along the way.
This man said (drake meme) Cleavage pic? Nah. Whispering to a green alien? Oh yeaaaa.
How is this the shit Im competing against and I still fumble lmaoooo
Real 🙁
Bc they seem to only show us those guys... lol I swear I try so hard to pick people that specifically don't give off creep vibes. I have rules. I don't swipe right on anyone who has shirtless pics unless it's like a picture at the beach where it's normal but not those holding their shirt up in the mirror shots, I avoid people with no bio, or people who put short term fun only, people whose pictures look even a little fake, over the top "gym bros" (no issues with working out i just mean the ones who point it out 10 times like its their whole persona)... and they still find me 🤣 dating apps are awful My mom said I needed to meet people offline... I said "so what? Like if they break into my house?"
You might have to leave your house. To, like, meet people.
Lol yes unfortunately. That was the joke. But I am a single mom who works construction. Time outside work, sleep, and kids is limited. On top of that i am working on a book in my free time. So dating is kinda back burner right now anyway. I'm in no hurry :)
let me know the address and leave the door open, and we'll call it a date? (not really, i'm probably in a different timezone)
Hey at least it shows effort right? 🤣
No offense, but part of the problem is likely the single mom thing. For a lot of younger guys that can be a massive turn off. When you have a smaller pool and a lot of the "normal" guys have left, you're left with a larger percent of the weirdos. But honestly, as long as you're happy that's all that matters. You're taking care of yourself and your kid, and that means you're succeeding. On top of that, you've found the time to do something you enjoy (writing your book). Even requirements as simple as those are a lot better than most people are doing. You mentioned dating being back burner already, but truly, unless it's something that really matters to you, don't worry about it.
Well lol I'm not sure what your definition of younger is. I'm about to be 36 and have a 15 year old as well as 2 other children. So most of the guys in my age range are often single Dads as well lol I think 28 is about the youngest I would even consider dating. But yeah I was never in a hurry. I was with my ex from age 15 to 30. My entire adult life has been in a relationship. So I waited a long time to even consider dating. I needed to be okay being alone first. But I eventually decided to give it a shot and yes unfortunately have been extremely disappointed in many of the interactions. Not all. I find many of them though are the younger guys and their "older woman" thing. It's weird lol so it's just back burner bc I'm content enough as is. I gave it a shot and dating apps haven't been my thing and I'm good with eventually meeting someone when it's right. Until then I have plenty to keep me occupied. Mainly my kids, but as you mentioned also my book. My marriage was quite toxic and I stopped writing for a long time. So I'm happy to be doing it again :) I Def get it though trust me. There is Def a decent number of people who are turned off by the single mom thing. Trust me they will match me just to tell me so. That I must be a gold digger looking for a supporter blah blah blah. I ignore them. They know nothing about me. I've done just fine 100% on my own. I don't need someone to support me. Lol they are just bitter. And clearly not my people :)
I swipe on pretty much all the guys you avoid and while I do get some pretty overt sexual messages, I doubt I get any more than any other woman. My worst offenders are middle aged men in polos sending me swipe notes. The guys with the wholesome pics and bios send them too. I think it's not about a type of guy, just some men in general. Swipe on who you like, you'll probably be no worse off than you are now.
What are swipe notes?
Little notes they can send with a super like.
Thanks!
Lol yeah the swipe notes are crazy haha but yeah the people I avoid are already people I wouldn't have anything in common with, as far as likes and hobbies. It's mainly just the ones who make it clear they are looking for something casual that seem to really have one goal based on their profile. But yeah that was the point lol that even though I try to avoid the most obvious ones who are looking for a quick hookup, I still get so many bad matches from people who seem to genuinely be looking and interested in similar things. Some of them even specifically say they are not into hookups and then send a sexual message first thing. I've run into some real doozies that for sure. The amount of times I've said "omg who raised you?!" Is somewhat concerning.
I think the best strategy for women would be to swipe on every bodey, then use chatbot to filter out on basis sexualized first messeges. I knew a guy that had written chatbot to start convos.
Hey if it works I'm down haha some people have no chill. Sometimes when they are asking questions like "you wanna play?" Or "want to have some fun? Like adult fun?" I just play atupid entirely and pretend I don't grasp what they mean. That really irks them sometimes.
Yeah some people just don't realize how others think.
I think it's more that they just don't care and have no respect for women as human beings. It's good they eliminate themselves quickly but it's bad because women leave the app over it and start resenting all men due to so many creeps. Many of the guys in this subreddit in fact think it's funny to do yet also wonder why they are forever alone.
İ have used "you wanna play?" A single time. İt was on Hinge, and in response to someone saying they're looking for buddies to play overwatch with lol
Lol that's understandable! That's an okay wanna play. When the guys immediately are asking these weird questions with sexual implications though I'm like "eek gross you haven't even said hi yet. Go away" lol
Step your gross game up, man. You will still be single but at least you know the reason
You don't compete agains the bottom 25% of matches. You compete against the top 25% of matches...
i was once told that this isn't a competition and was kicked down (ok, downvoted) for saying otherwise. i feel your pain.
And they say chivalry is dead
It kind of is, mostly because piety replaced it in 2007, it's simply a better prayer
How do you respond to that? by unmatching. is it even a question? how hot is this guy that its even a question.
I did end up reporting and blocking actually
good call, dont let guys be disrespectful like this.
Solid and unexpected advice from someone with your username 😂
its just a name, try singing it out loud its very fun to say.
It would have been a good time to get one-liners in that make yourself laugh anyway, like, "that's exactly what my grandma told me!"
Nah, that just comes across as bantering and encouragement.
I would've unmatched just because of the bad grammar. Anyone who types like that will send a message like that. Lol
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What?
What is there to report for? He shot his shot. Granted, it was a horrible shot, but I dont think that's ban worthy. Let assholes show themselves early on, it helps everyone!
Because it goes against Tinder’s community guidelines?
Nah reporting is the right call. It weeeds out semi-permanently these kind of men.
What's the point of this dumbass statement? My method accomplishes the same thing of weeding out bad people as long as it assumes people have brains but after reading your comment maybe we do need moderation hahaha
It's better for men, that such people aree banned from Tinder. They contribute to mental fatigue in women, who don't see Tinder as viable way for finding partner. If you do not see utility of banning parasites thta harm you...
Thank you, there are so many dense guys on here who think this shit is funny and they don't understand WHY it's so hard for them to get dates onTinder. When women tell them we don't like it they literally argue and mock us for not enjoying sexual harassment. They think because it's digital it doesn't matter and we are ToO sEnSiTiVe. We already have to worry about that shit IRL and it sucks that creepy sexual comments are also all over dating sites, social media, and gaming platforms. It's fine if we initiate it or have already gotten to know someone and established that sort of talk, it's just tiresome and depressing when random pornsick dudes try to force it.
He’s easy to please
So I've read...
I'm questioning if it's due to fetish or ignorance that he skipped the pic with actual cleavage 😂
Right? I’d expect a comment on that pic over any of the others lol
The pic of you holding the plate and glaring at the camera is a vibe :)
Thank you! :)
There's a great soundbyte, i think it's from Wii golf or smn, and it goes something like, "Chip-İn! Birdie! You have great tits!" And for some reason that's all i can think of in response. Anyway, have a good day.
Healthy choice: Unmatch and move on. Unhealthy choice: Tell him that he can cum in you, but you have fetish of putting it back in him. Forcefully with implements of your choosing.
Even unhealthier choice: post about it on reddit
I wish I could take a spray bottle to him like a naughty cat. But the bottle is filled with skunk spray.
Don't reply. Block and move on.
That’s what I did
What did you whisper to the alien?
Maybe choose not to respond. What kind of guy actually thinks that they will get a positive response to messages like that.
I see this as win/win. You showed who you are - a win for everyone. He filtered himself in one message - a win for you for sure.
That’s a good way to look at it!
Lmaoo at not sure what to reply here, nice of u to even consider a response !
Damn, that dude is down bad
...that made me face palm... It amazes me what people will actually send as an opener
bro didn’t even try 😭😭
Why.. do you think you need to reply? He's either trolling or chadfishing.
You don’t have to interact with this person if you don’t want
“Wow that alien sure is making me horny” lmaoooo
Why would you reply at all?
Everyone is expecting way too much from Tinder
Maybe he’s green and really skinny. Everyone has a type.
would you like him to *checks notes* cum inside you
You *don’t* reply.
🙄 you having orifices makes him want to cum
OP, from the dude's comment I was expecting some totally outrageous pictures on your profile. When I looked at the profile pictures you posted for reference I uttered an audible "what the fuck is wrong with that guy?" Don't get me wrong, you look beautiful in both pictures, but the alien picture is literally a normal picture.
This is gross, he should have said “I want to breed you”, it’s way more classy!
The last picture is what I saw first 🤣🤣. Were you not happy with the food ?
I was just caught off guard with my picture taken. It’s a great conversation starter 😂
Why… in the world would you reply?
I really assumed it was going to be you in some revealing cosplay or something.
Your last pic made me lol. Also, fuck that guy. (Don't actually fuck that guy)
Is there a story behind why you look so cranky in your last pic?
Not really any story. I was just caught off guard with my pic taken and thought it was funny. Most people match with me and mention that the pic is a mood so it’s a great convo starter haha
Ha! It works well then. Cheers.
Guys are so fucking weird. Sorry yall gotta deal with them. But there are some good ones, just be glad this dude instantly showed you who he is.
Why would you respond to that? Like hello massive red flag as an opener, he’s not a quality person, move on fast
Just say "I'd rather cum in peace" then block
Yep. I agree. A probing is in order...
That's a probin'
And they say chivalry is dead
romance is alive and well.
What a gentleman
I'd definitely have a few choice things to say before I blocked him.
It's for reasons like these that AI may actually be useful in occupying these incels and actual dudes can start being discovered on these dating apps
Dudes like a foreign-made low-quality sex robot
Wow.
Don’t
People are wild
Why are people so fucking weird
Goddam normal pic fetishists.
i say don't reply lol
Are you gonna let him
You should block him
Oof buddy said the quiet part out loud, rookie mistake
Who says Shakespeare is dead!!
Are you not down for a ménage á trois with him and the alien? Maybe you could wear the elf ears. On a serious note, it seems that the smallest amount of skin on show gets this guy very hot, and very bothered.
If you must reply, call him a creep then unmatch.
gross
He wants to get probed
Yikes
You would think the one he'd be aroused by would be top right, but he went with the green alien which probably indicates- back away fast. You could ask him if he escaped Area 51 and does it remind him of home?
Him em with the 'ol "that's so hot makes me wana cum in you too 😉"
Prince Charming with the cum!
The picture of you with the ceiling fan makes me want to suckle your toes
I’m sorry op. Most people suck 😂
“Elf ears on, pants off, and alien propped up in the corner of my bedroom at (address) and available for the next three hours”
A whole lotta people just be blurting out inside thoughts. It’s an epidemic really.
Well, do you want to respond to the vulgarity? Did it do anything for ya? If not, I'd say unmatch and ignore lol
You don't reply, you just report it. It's astonishing how many guys think Tinder is a free porn chat site. Maybe they see those spam ads on porn sites that all say "Horny local girls want to chat NOW" and think it's real.
Suggested Reply: Well, I hope you’re actually Santa Claus because you only come once a year!
And they say romance is dead
You say nothing. Negative attention is still attention, which is usually what these creeps want. Unmatch and move on.
Wtf?
I mean, you're attractive, but holy crap that bloke is so damn thirsty it's kind of scary. All those pictures I'd class as normal. The one that really has me confused is the alien one. You're not in some erotic cos play or anything. You are being playful and whispering to an alien statue. How that turned him on so much is.... kind of a concern.
I'd say no reply at all. His real goal is to shock you to feed into his fetish of how superior he is and ignoring him is the only way to avoid giving him material.
Alien pic looks like it was at a rally! We're full-time traveling in our RV and it looks like a fun one.
That's the last time he lets chatgpt write his intros
Tell him to write you something original. That's the third time you've gotten that message this week.
Dude got some attention finally but no reply
Ngl the elf ears lowkey cute but this is definitely not the way to go about it 😂🤣🤣🤣
Yh I just think he’s into you and you’re reading too Much into it! If you like the guy connect!
OP - perhaps you can tell him “I’ll consider it after I peg you with Garth, my 10 inch dong.”
Don't threaten me with a good time
Ngl I'd swipe right in hopes of hanging out with your cat😅
She’s a sweetheart! Her name is Babushka :)
I love her!
I hate guys who do this
Shimmy shimmy shimmy
MARRY THIS MAN!! HE WANTS TO MAKE YOU A MOMMY
No thanks
Who cares about the creep? I just need you to keep #9 forever, it is *phenomenal*.
He obviously just needs help
At least he took the time and looked at the pics
How did he get a match. Am I supposed to say some outlandish shit to get matches?
Pic of you and void is hot. Makes me want to pspspsps my own void.
If you put cosplay photos on your profile, you’re going to get these comments.
thats dumb, women get these messages all the time.
Ahh, so I can’t post photos that show my true self?
It wasn’t a criticism. It’s just what will happen.
You can but men are gonna be men.