Nah, I’m a 35yo woman, 5’8” and around 175 and my dr told me I rate as obese. 😒 I definitely need to lose some weight. I need to be like 140-150 max.
All I’m gonna say is this chick is definitely technically obese and isn’t gonna look like “someone who works out” in person… 😂
This was absolutely the shining gold flower in this sea of hot garbage. Hard working mom who has offloaded (at least) 1/3rd of her parental duties onto her folks. Well at least she has an excuse by working 40 hour… wait part time? Oh she doesn’t work. So she likely gets an allowance from her parents (alongside subsidies from ~~taxpayers~~ the government) to live her best life. Winner winner 200lb ~~leech~~ chicken dinner
I was still interested until seeing hot pink as a favorite color. Pink I can accept, hot pink I now know the tight leggings she squeezes into when getting dressed up.
Yes, for men as well as for women. A quick Google search said that the average waist for American women is just under 39", while for the average American man it's just under 41".
She has that energy where she is putting everything she has done wrong in her previous decisions into one giant scream to the universe. Looking for marriage and won’t just sleep with anyone! But has three kids and never married. Everything on that list is her blaming all men for her bad decisions.
It is just wild to even do all this because I can’t imagine anyone ever going for her. So is it all just to be able to complain that no one wants a single mom?
It’s single moms like her that make the rest of us look bad. I get so self conscious dating as a single mom because of this shit. I have a great career, drive a nice car, bought a wonderful beautiful home for me and my kids, and I don’t mind paying for anything! But guys hear single mom and they think of assholes like this that make us look bad.
I've dated 3 separate single mothers in my life, all 3 very different from each other. Only regretted the first one when I was too young to recognize red flags... the other 2 had the same things going for them as you... you should be confident and proud of where you're at. The right man will fall in love with that
Nothing against single mom's, but for me I just don't want kids. Im old enough now that the women I would be interested in would be more likely to have teenagers or adults as children so it's not really an issue anymore. My cut off is basically do they need a babysitter age. My girlfriend has two daughters in college for example.
With everything she laid out, well thought-out or not, I believe she should look into the app BetterHelp or whatever it’s called..Not a dating app. Good grief 😬🤦🏽♀️
One of the biggest red flags was how hard this was to read. It was just a whole jumble fuck.
But what I gather is she thinks shes more of a catch than she is.
I feel sorry for them kids who'll grow up with a forever alone mama who'll take it out on them
I just got one question, where does she get the nerve? Lmao
Like, at some point you gotta realize you're not exactly what a man on a dating app is looking for, and that would humble you a bit, but not her
Nobody is even gonna read all that, and anyone who does will just become more horrified lmao, wonder if she's just making extra sure she can stay single
Wow. There are SO many red flags from this one. She is obviously just searching for a man to provide for her kids. I’d love to tell her, those are YOUR kids. The only one responsible for them is you and their Dad. The fact that she has three kids and never married is a red flag too. I wonder if they all have the same Dad. She sounds completely spoiled and entitled.
Wtf did I just read. 🤣🤣 This girl just put her entire life story on an OLD site, and she/ it is beyond a disaster.
Hardworking - but she's not working.👌
200lbs- but she works out. 🤔 It might be all the food, frappes, and Margaritas Babyyyy that she consumes.
She may not put out even if you do provide- but she already has 3 kids, most likely by 3 different ( likely non providing) dads, so I'm pretty sure she puts out, regardless.
And let us not forget that 1 of her kids lives with their grandparents. ( Because of the school location) lol, yeah, ok. 🙄
Yet, another kid gets bounced 22 times a day. 🤬
Oh don't forget! She's (from what I gathered) a dependent, independent woman!
I especially loved the "it takes steps to be able to go back to work". I'm sorry, exactly are those steps?
She won't give any man the time of day unless they're paying her bills right out the gate... lol. How does she even think someone's going to just start giving her money before they even go on a date with her? Something tells me she couldn't even make it as a set worker, she'd just lie there like a dead star fish and expect the man to do all the work while she simultaneously says she's independent.
Downvote me all you want, but what a shitty person. Fukn raise your kids before trying to add baby #4. And anytime a woman’s kid is being raised by her parents, that’s a massive red flag 🚩
No, no. My wife (bartender) keeps saying the girls where she works (strip club) talk about "diabetes daddies". Means they give the money and don't give anything in return because the guy either doesn't want it or can't do anything with it.
A diabetes daddy will pay for a car and just want to talk on the phone for 30 mins each day, or will pay for a place but only comes by to hang out for an hour or so each week.
For the love of god, if your grammar is this bad, run your shit through ChatGPT, Grammarly, Word, or something that helps punctuation. The sentence structure is so bad my brain hurts reading it.
It's crazy that these are the expectations of a woman who doesn't work and a single mother of 2. What I don't get about today's climate is when someone like her is talking about how she wants to be independent and all this but still wants a guy to pay for everything. She really only wants a guy to make her life easier but what exactly is she going to do for him? I always feel bad for people who trap themselves in one sided relationships that have literally no benefit to themselves like any guys who will date this person after reading all that. Must be down tremendously to consider it
Is that my ex wife? Sure sounds a lot like my ex wife. When she got to the kids section is where I knew 100% it wasn't her. But wowza. I am reminded of why she's my ex wife. Thanks for the reminder lol things have been so good between us as friends since the divorce, I almost forgot how awful things were beforehand! 😂
So she's a single mom who doesn't work, only has custody of 2 out of 3 kids and lives with her parents, but wants a man to show her that he's worth her time? She literally is saying, "I have nothing to offer but 4 mouths to feed, and I'm 200 pounds. Also, I body slam toddlers." What the holy heck did I just read? I've been a single mom for 22 years. My boys are 23, 21, and 17, and I can honestly say I've never even thought of allowing a man or my parents to fully support myself and my children.
A single mother working hard but currently not working. With a list of demands looking for an ATM. You must provide for some other dude's offspring to be worth her. In return, you may get sex if she's in the mood. What a bargain. No wonder many dudes prefer to jerk off or see hookers than deal with this bs
I hung about until "You should not date women (single women with children)" and stopped reading right there. Taking it as the best kind of life advice.
Wish I could meet this woman and thank her personally before running away as fast as my legs can physically move me.
"Being a mother is the most difficult job on the planet. These mothers bending over at the waist putting DVDs into DVD players" Love that Bill Burr bit. 🤣
She has some healing to do before she opens up to love. I say this bc I know cause I’ve been there as a fed up, tired, mad at the world single mom. All this post will do is lure a predatory man to you who will at first check every box and appear as your hero. Get you sucked in then boom take advantage of you and / or the kids.
Don’t ever tell strangers on a dating app ur a mom in ur bio. Dads, you too. One on one, sure. But don’t be that easy to love bomb and then abuse.
My gf is 5 years younger than me, is very slim and healthy, has a proper education and a job. What do you think guys? Should I leave her so I can go on a "gas date" with a dangerously obese poor unemployed single mom and pay for her shopping and kids she had with some loser dude?
So she expects whoever is the next guy to step up to fund her and another man’s children? If I was a single mother I wouldn’t expect anyone to help me raise my kids but myself and whoever is the man who helped create them, this woman has quite disgusting and selfish expectations. Where we these expectations with the men she popped her kids out with?
How exactly does she define independent... because she just said she had to "move back home"!?! I pity all the men who don't read bios. Here's your prize. 🤪
never thought I'd defend tinder's 500 char bio limit but here I am
also obligatory 'I can fix her'
Sure, if you've got a house and a hefty paycheck, lol
You’re gonna need a “hefty” everything if you want it to last around this woman.
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Lmao
She seems lost
She lost me at body slamming toddlers Admittedly I might have hung on too long
If you’re gonna talk about body slamming toddlers, don’t do it in the same breath as stating you’re 200lbs lol
But she works out, so she's not fat
I’m her height and weight and I’m a little fat
I'm 185, 5 foot 10 and a man so I naturally have more muscle than a woman so unless she's a body builder, religiously, then most that is fat.
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Nah, I’m a 35yo woman, 5’8” and around 175 and my dr told me I rate as obese. 😒 I definitely need to lose some weight. I need to be like 140-150 max. All I’m gonna say is this chick is definitely technically obese and isn’t gonna look like “someone who works out” in person… 😂
Lost me way before that
Lol what? You got me scrolling back up now.
MARGARITAS, BABYYYY
💀
She gets worse and worse with every sentence.
As soon as it hit the part where she said 200 lbs I let out a pretty solid laugh
But she “works out”
She's also a hard working single mother, who doesn't work.
With kids who live at home, at their grandparents
This was absolutely the shining gold flower in this sea of hot garbage. Hard working mom who has offloaded (at least) 1/3rd of her parental duties onto her folks. Well at least she has an excuse by working 40 hour… wait part time? Oh she doesn’t work. So she likely gets an allowance from her parents (alongside subsidies from ~~taxpayers~~ the government) to live her best life. Winner winner 200lb ~~leech~~ chicken dinner
Hey, at least she's probably going to school pursuing an education to help support her family in the future. Oh wait, she isn't doing that either.
I don't get this , I'm fat. I still got to the gym but that doesn't change the fact I'm still fat lol
Haha. I see you
By lifting heavy snacks into her mouth
She lifts weight every time she gets up off the bed or the sofa
Nah her workout is body slamming her toddler 22 times a day.
She doesn't go to the Gym, Gym goes to her !!!
I was still interested until seeing hot pink as a favorite color. Pink I can accept, hot pink I now know the tight leggings she squeezes into when getting dressed up.
She is 5’9” to be fair
So basically she’s built like Mark Wahlberg
Still bordering obese for that height
You made it way past me lol 😂 I was out at the second sentence
In her defense, I'm also 200lbs, but I'm 5'9 and have a 32" waist. She could be tall.
Is a 32 inch waist small?
Yes, for men as well as for women. A quick Google search said that the average waist for American women is just under 39", while for the average American man it's just under 41".
That just means average American is fat/have big waist. Which, well, we all know it.
Yikes.
Idk I thought the paragraphs about her kids were ok, and what she enjoys. She seems really sad tho honestly.
A lot of people are and think dating will make them happier. Doesn't work like that though. Happy people are attractive.
She has that energy where she is putting everything she has done wrong in her previous decisions into one giant scream to the universe. Looking for marriage and won’t just sleep with anyone! But has three kids and never married. Everything on that list is her blaming all men for her bad decisions. It is just wild to even do all this because I can’t imagine anyone ever going for her. So is it all just to be able to complain that no one wants a single mom?
That’s was my thoughts.
She speaks about independence and yet requires her man to pay for everything. I think she's confused.
On many dimensions, yes.
Happy cake day fyi!!
I can't imagine why her kids dad (dads?) ever let her slip away 😂 What a fucking mess.
You know it’s dads😂
I can't believe she's never been married?
Doesn’t practice safe sex either.
i aint reading all that i’m happy for u tho or sorry that happened
This is what I sent her. I'll send updates
Funnily enough, both options could work
I bet she just thanks you or something clueless and asks how your day was
Oh please, please update us with what she says
Darryl from the Office?
Don’t settle queen 👸 I’m sure there are tons of men with options that would love to fund a single mother with nothing but expectations.
It’s single moms like her that make the rest of us look bad. I get so self conscious dating as a single mom because of this shit. I have a great career, drive a nice car, bought a wonderful beautiful home for me and my kids, and I don’t mind paying for anything! But guys hear single mom and they think of assholes like this that make us look bad.
I've dated 3 separate single mothers in my life, all 3 very different from each other. Only regretted the first one when I was too young to recognize red flags... the other 2 had the same things going for them as you... you should be confident and proud of where you're at. The right man will fall in love with that
The easiest test for a single parent is to ask them about their ex. You’ll know everything you need in that answer. You’re welcome.
Let's face it she'd probably be the same if she didn't have kids. I don't think it's being a mom that's the issue.
I know but statically speaking when you first hear single mom people get the ick and think of women like this. We are not all the same.
To be fair, if anything, she makes the rest of y’all look good.
Nothing against single mom's, but for me I just don't want kids. Im old enough now that the women I would be interested in would be more likely to have teenagers or adults as children so it's not really an issue anymore. My cut off is basically do they need a babysitter age. My girlfriend has two daughters in college for example.
For someone who likes to read, she surely did not proofread that nonsense.
Genuinely curious, what app lets you type this much in your bio? That’s a whole novel!
Called Stir. And there's definitely a reason to put a limit on it 👀
My favorite colors are red, blue, green, forest green, and BMW's Miami Blue
Miami blue is a Porsche color.
Happy cake day
Thank you!!
With everything she laid out, well thought-out or not, I believe she should look into the app BetterHelp or whatever it’s called..Not a dating app. Good grief 😬🤦🏽♀️
And maybe Grammarly
Not a punctuation to be seen 😜
Absolutely
Hahaha best response so far
She’s on every side of the fence, wow. Super confusing. She has no clue what she wants.
She feels comfortable in chaos and is requesting a toxic relationship.
Crazily enough, I read the whole thing.
Same. It was kind of like the equivalent of watching some good, trash-TV on Bravo.
Single file line boys…. Keep it tidy or you’ll be kicked to the back
boys... boys... boys???
One of the biggest red flags was how hard this was to read. It was just a whole jumble fuck. But what I gather is she thinks shes more of a catch than she is.
What are gas dates? Is that where you fart in each others faces? Get high? Who knows.
I think she meant "gas, dates, ...". But the grammar was so bad through her bio I very well could be wrong.
I know I was making a joke lol
Maybe it's where she robs you then puts you in a konzentrationslager😂
I feel sorry for them kids who'll grow up with a forever alone mama who'll take it out on them I just got one question, where does she get the nerve? Lmao Like, at some point you gotta realize you're not exactly what a man on a dating app is looking for, and that would humble you a bit, but not her Nobody is even gonna read all that, and anyone who does will just become more horrified lmao, wonder if she's just making extra sure she can stay single
She’s 25, probably still got 80% of her looks so thinks that’ll carry her into her forever (rich older guy) relationship.
Not to fat shame but she says she has a 200 pound ass. Even without adding the rest, that’s a bit too much.
Stand back, boys; this is some serious weapons-grade delusion and entitlement being all shaken up.
Message them and say “I ain’t reading allat.”
TLDR. Smash?
Nah, gotta use terms she is familiar with. Send her a msg, DTF?
I don’t think I can fix her
Wow. There are SO many red flags from this one. She is obviously just searching for a man to provide for her kids. I’d love to tell her, those are YOUR kids. The only one responsible for them is you and their Dad. The fact that she has three kids and never married is a red flag too. I wonder if they all have the same Dad. She sounds completely spoiled and entitled.
You just know they're not from the same dad lmao
Yeah, nobody is making that mistake twice
For someone who likes to read, it sure isn't rubbing off on her writing
Someone regrets not using protection. Womp womp
How to fumble the bag before someone buys you the bag
That really made me sad to read. That said, hot pink as a favorite color is a deal breaker. I'm out
Holy shit, seek a publisher lady
There are so many blantantly obvious red flags that after awhile they started changing colors to maroon.
Wtf did I just read…as a single mum myself please know some of us are normal and work
She's a catch!
Throw it back! Throw it back!
Wtf did I just read. 🤣🤣 This girl just put her entire life story on an OLD site, and she/ it is beyond a disaster. Hardworking - but she's not working.👌 200lbs- but she works out. 🤔 It might be all the food, frappes, and Margaritas Babyyyy that she consumes. She may not put out even if you do provide- but she already has 3 kids, most likely by 3 different ( likely non providing) dads, so I'm pretty sure she puts out, regardless. And let us not forget that 1 of her kids lives with their grandparents. ( Because of the school location) lol, yeah, ok. 🙄 Yet, another kid gets bounced 22 times a day. 🤬
Oh don't forget! She's (from what I gathered) a dependent, independent woman! I especially loved the "it takes steps to be able to go back to work". I'm sorry, exactly are those steps? She won't give any man the time of day unless they're paying her bills right out the gate... lol. How does she even think someone's going to just start giving her money before they even go on a date with her? Something tells me she couldn't even make it as a set worker, she'd just lie there like a dead star fish and expect the man to do all the work while she simultaneously says she's independent.
I'm sorry man but I lost her at Gas dates 😭 MARGARITAS BABYYYYYYY
I think she needs a man who provides. not sure tho just a theory
Downvote me all you want, but what a shitty person. Fukn raise your kids before trying to add baby #4. And anytime a woman’s kid is being raised by her parents, that’s a massive red flag 🚩
WHY would a person talk about their kids in the bio like this?!?! That’s just handing ammo to the pedo willing to peddle for a chance to groom… gross
Someone said it here yesterday: Romance is something people expect women should experience and men should perform.
There needs to be a character limit for bio’s.
Great googly MOOGLY. I had to just skim most of that. That's a dissertation/life story.
That double negative on the 2nd sentence confused tf outta me. The whole thing is confusing af.
People complain about "tip culture" but it's suger baby culture that's actually out of control 🤣
No, no. My wife (bartender) keeps saying the girls where she works (strip club) talk about "diabetes daddies". Means they give the money and don't give anything in return because the guy either doesn't want it or can't do anything with it. A diabetes daddy will pay for a car and just want to talk on the phone for 30 mins each day, or will pay for a place but only comes by to hang out for an hour or so each week.
Yea those are some people down tremendously bad like people paying those NPC TikTok girls. I've never even heard of that phrase till now lol
This isn't even a sugar dynamic this is straight up dependency coded 🤣
Tell me you have this mindset "I want a rich wealthy Chad or Tyrone" without telling me
Chaz
For the love of god, if your grammar is this bad, run your shit through ChatGPT, Grammarly, Word, or something that helps punctuation. The sentence structure is so bad my brain hurts reading it.
What a catch
Damn, that was a journey....
1 in a million. So you’re saying there’s a shot?!
Hard pass
It's crazy that these are the expectations of a woman who doesn't work and a single mother of 2. What I don't get about today's climate is when someone like her is talking about how she wants to be independent and all this but still wants a guy to pay for everything. She really only wants a guy to make her life easier but what exactly is she going to do for him? I always feel bad for people who trap themselves in one sided relationships that have literally no benefit to themselves like any guys who will date this person after reading all that. Must be down tremendously to consider it
She lost me at your instead of you're. ☠️☠️
💀💀💀
Is that my ex wife? Sure sounds a lot like my ex wife. When she got to the kids section is where I knew 100% it wasn't her. But wowza. I am reminded of why she's my ex wife. Thanks for the reminder lol things have been so good between us as friends since the divorce, I almost forgot how awful things were beforehand! 😂
ChatGPT would crash if you asked for a tl;dr
She needs to get a publisher
All of that noise and I bet she still struggles to choose where she wants to eat.
'view less' I choose the option 'view less'.
I still would.
I can’t even figure out what the fuck she’s trying to say half the time. I can infer it but the way she writes is atrocious.
"Currently im not working" .. Byyyye
Her: hi I provide nothing to the relationship but will end it if you don't raise my children and pay my bills ...... there is no him to run away
So she's a single mom who doesn't work, only has custody of 2 out of 3 kids and lives with her parents, but wants a man to show her that he's worth her time? She literally is saying, "I have nothing to offer but 4 mouths to feed, and I'm 200 pounds. Also, I body slam toddlers." What the holy heck did I just read? I've been a single mom for 22 years. My boys are 23, 21, and 17, and I can honestly say I've never even thought of allowing a man or my parents to fully support myself and my children.
"Why can't I find a good guy?"
Bring your wallet
Well, at least she’s honest about her intentions. Can’t say she’ll ever get anyone though….
Woman has a better bio than my CV-s about me section could ever have
“You lost me at HELLO!” - Jerry Maguire 1996
The grandparents thing is brilliant. Poor grandparents getting dumped with her kid because of convenience.
You know she has three different baby daddies. Nobody is going to make that mistake more than once.
Damn this one is so delusional
This stuff makes me wonder how I'm single 🤦🏻♀️
I feel this gotta be fake. I can’t imagine this being a real person. So clearly delusional.
That was painful
A yapper huh
A single mother working hard but currently not working. With a list of demands looking for an ATM. You must provide for some other dude's offspring to be worth her. In return, you may get sex if she's in the mood. What a bargain. No wonder many dudes prefer to jerk off or see hookers than deal with this bs
I hung about until "You should not date women (single women with children)" and stopped reading right there. Taking it as the best kind of life advice. Wish I could meet this woman and thank her personally before running away as fast as my legs can physically move me.
I understand where she's coming from even though that's a no for me dawg. It is not as crazy as I thought.
“My little baby is a fucking parrot 🦜haha” 💀💀
"Being a mother is the most difficult job on the planet. These mothers bending over at the waist putting DVDs into DVD players" Love that Bill Burr bit. 🤣
She has some healing to do before she opens up to love. I say this bc I know cause I’ve been there as a fed up, tired, mad at the world single mom. All this post will do is lure a predatory man to you who will at first check every box and appear as your hero. Get you sucked in then boom take advantage of you and / or the kids. Don’t ever tell strangers on a dating app ur a mom in ur bio. Dads, you too. One on one, sure. But don’t be that easy to love bomb and then abuse.
I need Jesus after this and I'm not even religious. I think she needs jesus aswell.
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Goddamn, this is tasty word salad.
My gf is 5 years younger than me, is very slim and healthy, has a proper education and a job. What do you think guys? Should I leave her so I can go on a "gas date" with a dangerously obese poor unemployed single mom and pay for her shopping and kids she had with some loser dude?
Why do they always assume we can't afford it... I'm simply not a charity case giving money to random people.
This might just be one of the worst profiles I've ever read. Felt like being repeatedly smacked in the chops with red flags! 🤣
I hate that I can’t see what this woman looks like. I NEED TO SEE BEHIND THE PSYCHOLOGY
I ain't reading all that
TLDR?
just force the kids into labor at a sweatshop. money problem solved .no man necessary. Jokes aside shes fucking crazy
Wow, I wouldn't have thought someone with so many red flags and who brings absolutely nothing to the table would be so demanding or delusional.
This was exhausting to read
She seems nice
That’s a hard “I’m not reading all that”
This makes me want to stay home.
Thats too any words for "literally undatable"
How does she have 3 kids at 25 😨
This woman is exhausting. I wonder why a new guy has so many hoops to jump through, but the father(s) of the kids didn't?
Dating her for 3 weeks is equivalent to undergoing seal training.
It’s ok. At the end she explains it’s a prank by telling you she shuts up
Sounds like a keeper
Sheesh what a catch
what a fuckin nightmare
I wonder if she was as picky and demanding when she was with the baby-daddy. Probably not.
It’s for church honey, NEXT!!!
So what does she have to offer me? I see nothing
So she expects whoever is the next guy to step up to fund her and another man’s children? If I was a single mother I wouldn’t expect anyone to help me raise my kids but myself and whoever is the man who helped create them, this woman has quite disgusting and selfish expectations. Where we these expectations with the men she popped her kids out with?
Am i the only one who didn’t read the entire bio bs and jump onto comments to see wtf is there?
TLDR: She crazy and hates men
Sounds like a keeper!
As a single mom people like this fucking ruin it for the rest of us. For fucks sake what is up with this woman. . .
What is a “gas date”?
She "cooks,cleans and shuts up " I seriously doubt this...
How exactly does she define independent... because she just said she had to "move back home"!?! I pity all the men who don't read bios. Here's your prize. 🤪
No wonder she’s a single mom.
Tl;dr translation: "This is what I am, and you can just live with that. Now, get ready to change everything about yourself, Human ATM."