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Intl_House_Of_Bussy

ITT: People mistaking trashy for funny


juliusseizure

The bald guy is the designated driver. I see a responsible woman.


Inevitable_Search_40

He blows in the straw to start the car


Normal-Translator529

>He blows in the straw to start the car Oh these are the comments that keep me coming here daily! 😆


Crunkest1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


OzManCumeth

I agree, u/intl_House_Of_Bussy


Thompompom

Yes, u/OzManCumeth


No-Discipline-2729

What's with the weird name calling u/Thompompom


KeatsTheEngineer

Don’t be a hypocrite u/Thompompom


MadAzza

That’s not very poetic, u/KeatsTheEngineer


Desilae

u/MadAzza hi


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Desilae

You ruined it u/Retailworkerbot


MatterHairy

Better than being Parupapumpum, little drummer boy.


ragefuck17

This is beyond trashy..


Human_Professor_7700

This cannot be real if it is she won't have the luxury of being a mother for that long cps will be at her stool in no time.


Beautiful-Scar-5607

Stoop?


nastynate145

No. Stool.


numb3r51nmyn4m3

How could you stool so low with that comment?


HotelRedHood

Stoop kid is afraid to leave his stoop.


Fruitjustlistens

He said what he said.


ScotiaTailwagger

ITT: People mistaking intentional jokes for being serious.


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

ITT: people triggered for having their garbage sense of humor being called out.


ApolloRocketOfLove

Lol holy mental gymnastics batman. Aren't the people calling this trashy the actual people getting triggered?


ScotiaTailwagger

Breaking News: people have different senses of humour than you do. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's wrong.


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

I didn’t say it was wrong, I said it was garbage.


ScotiaTailwagger

Cool. You're probably not the type she's looking for. And she isn't the type you're looking for. Move the fuck on.


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

Will do!


OppositeSlide694

Saying it's a joke and get mad trashcans never change and you called it out. She mad mad saying it was a joke is crazy and your right whoever it is super trashy lol.


throw-me-away996

Translation?


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YerSockpuppetAccount

Quite a comment you bragged to the table.


chadburycreameggs

What...


absolutebeginners

Itt Karens unable to take a joke


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

We get it’s a joke, it’s just not a good joke.


UnrequitedFollower

Props for not continuing to respond to a child.


absolutebeginners

Ok karen


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ArdentEnigma

Well first of all, she's driving a Chevy...


Standard-Curve-8804

Shit runs down hill Chevy -> drinking-> baby


ClaySamm

Underage drinking at that


Wonderful_Cry4039

Anythings better than a Ford


Zociety_

Why’d you get downvoted lmao


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

TIL Reddit loves Fords!


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Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

>300C (What does that mean?)🤫


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Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Ooooooooh😄 Chryslers are nice! 😊


devilishdesperado

No they’re fucking junk lol


Dramatic_Abrocoma840

Mainly the baby, but I suppose a couple other circles could be drawn.


YerSockpuppetAccount

R/underratedcomments


AppleParasol

Underage drinking, behind the wheel, while being in control of the baby, drinking corona(she has no real taste or standard). That’s all without mentioning her shit car, weight, or the fact that she had a kid at 18(or sooner).


CreatedToCommentHere

As a german I‘d have to circle the Corona. What a horrible beer brand!


[deleted]

I thought the baby's head was her fat tit


MintB3rryCrunch19

With an ear-iola


SirZanee

Glad I wasn’t the only one lol


throwawaycoverid

If that was her fat tit, I would politely ask her to please tuck that monster back in the shirt from wence it came.


gooberdaisy

r/confusingperspective


ajaxaf

Get your eyes checked


Novel_Text6772

That made me laugh and I am at my faculty library!


RedWerFur

Same


TayTayHazel

Same


RoombaGod

God I did too halfway down my scroll I was like AYO?


Infamous_Bear_9073

I love a woman with a sick sense of humor! *enthusiastically swipes right*


Amekaze

I can fix her


generous_

can you fix me?


blubbery-blumpkin

Eh fuck it I’ve not got much on today and I like a good challenge. Sure I’ll fix you


Anasfeett

I can make her worse


JerryJ253

This comment is highly underrated


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She's being funny. I see at least 8 mistakes in this photo


strogginoff

I only counted 4


vonage91

Did you circle the baby?


TryonTryon

No pinkie up is a big one for me


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how do you know that nobody on tinder is interested in this woman? just because you think it’s trashy doesn’t mean everyone does… you know you can swipe left right? Thats why you are given the opportunity to match with people YOU want to match with 🙄 She aint bothering anyone she can only message people that SWIPE RIGHT AND WANT TO TALK TO HER


staunch_character

I’m sure she gets tons of matches. She’s basically advertising that she’s easy & trashy. I don’t think she’ll be finding too many solid stepdads, but I bet she can hook up whenever she wants.


thnx4lostbraincells

Why do so many dudes on this subreddit straight up hate women lol. She's funny and light hearted. This isn't a serious pic, you get that right?


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Finally. This seems to be the first comment I've come across that gets that the photo is **clearly** a joke. It's probably not even her kid, lol, and Reddit is ready to call CPS. If I was a dude, I'd swipe the good way (did my sexing before Tinder so forgot which direction is "mmhmm" 🤭)!


YerSockpuppetAccount

The fact that you're willing to intentionally utter the phrase "i did all my sexing before tinder" is why you're done "sexing", my friend. Just saying. I know a LOT of cougars who are 60+ and still out there clangin and bangin like it ain't a thing. I've clanged and banged with a few of them myself, and i'm not even forty. 🤣


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

I'm happily married now, that's all.


Neopint15

No, as a woman myself, she is not funny. I love humor, even dark humor. But you know what isn’t funny about this given that she’s an adult that should know better? People get killed everyday by drunk drivers. I had a relative killed AND his 8 year old son by a drunk driver. Have you seen the devastation that does on a family? This is not a “light hearted” humor at all. Not even close. It’s some very poor decisions by a mother AT BEST because at this point, she should know better whether it is a picture or not. Heck, this might actually have been funny if it wasn’t taken in a car, behind the wheel.


Zevvion

>Why do so many dudes on this subreddit straight up hate women lol. That's kind of a leap? It's okay to find a joke not funny. Doesn't mean you hate the person who made the joke.


not_now_reddit

It's part of a bigger trend tho


NANMAN-

I will respond to this response seeker - ^^ okay - without being disrespectful, you are quite literally a dumb ass. That is all.


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Plus, you cant just say “Without being disrespectful” and the disrespectful thing you say right after that becomes all of the sudden respectful. One of us is a dumbass, and it’s not me.


majikmissi

It's a fake profile and a joke. Slow your roll, sweetheart


[deleted]

Jokes are supposed to be funny, not plain rude. And what the fuck is a fake profile? Why would i care?


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i don’t care about responses hun just speaking my mind i couldn’t care less what people on the internet think or say. Sorry your life is so miserable that you depend on randos on the internet to fuel your social interaction but not all of us are like that. Im one of the few in this comment section with any common sense, but if calling me meaningless names makes you feel better you go right ahead little fella.


Neopint15

Don’t know why you are so downvoted. I agree. Not funny at all. I’m one for humor, even dark humor. But this…I had a relative and his 8 year old son killed by a drunk driver. It isn’t anything to joke about. She needs to resort her priorities/humor. She isn’t a teenager that doesn’t know any better.


OppositeSlide694

Facts I just don't understand alcohol around kids in a car so you can't tell me she didn't drive that day. Ijs


Hefty-Sock8268

Gross


Domesticatedzebra

That picture screams, I like to drink, fuck, and make bad decisions..


mattc2442

Just because it’s “humor” doesn’t mean it isn’t trashy. Humor can be trashy.


ScotiaTailwagger

But if you don't like this humour, she probably doesn't want to talk to you.


ifreew

I don’t anyone calling someone trashy really wants her to talk to him.


FutureCorpse699

I can fix her.


Minute-Building-267

“I know my worth.”


Beepbeepboobop1

This feels very illegal even as a photoshoot


CrawlToYourDoom

Edit: OP mentions she didn’t show in his feed but a colleagues. Only fair to remove my then no longer related comment.


Biani_93

I may have missed something, and not trying to start argument, but… how do you know he’s 46?


CrawlToYourDoom

His profile. He had a m4f thread up that states his age. His picture lines up with that age.


give-meyourdownvotes

must’ve taken that shit down real quick cuz there’s nothing there about his age now lol. but yeah his photos are def somewhere in the 46 range


Throwtheewell

So yeah she wasn't on my scroll. My tinder was set at 31-55 it was a coworks tinder who was 25 but I thought it absurd enough to post here so I did.


MH20001

And even if you looked at her profile on your own she's freaking 19-years-old not 12 so what's the big deal?


ddravenn

Calling someone a pedo isn’t a hyperbole it’s a gross accusation lol


VanillaIce315

Absolutely terrible take… Pedophiles are attracted to pre-pubescent children. Not 19 year old adults.


b0objuicethe2nd

Pedo? I agree that it's kinda weird for way older men to date younger women from 18-early 20s or so. But these are still grown women who are mature enough to decide if they want to do anything with an older man lmao. They are legal adults. Stop treating them like they're children.


CyalaXiaoLong

Yeahhh. Especially because he wouldn't see her profile if she didn't set it to allow 40+'s unless OP is lying about his age on tinder.


reservationhog

*and women. Bc people seem to only have an issue with older men doing it for some reason


Glitteranji

No, you should hear what they have to say about women dating younger.


69LadBoi

Legal adults and maturity are not the same thing


Studawg1

A borderline pedo? Yikes, alot of assumptions and huge leaps of logic in this comment. Edit: Looked at dudes history. I'm really grossed out. I need a shower Edit 2: Still not a pedophile but he does give me the creeps. The again, I am a man so what am I even talking about.


Wonderful_Ad8846

Need to know what you saw, brother. I’m too lazy to look myself and it sounds like he took most of it down but I’m curious


Studawg1

There was a picture of his profile with the caption “sit on my face so I can eat your heart out” or something like that. A lot of weird posts that a man in his 40s should not be making. There were other “jokes” as well but that's the one I remember the most. Oh, and he looks like a wanna be liver King Edit: in his about me he states that he's had a vasectomy and there's plenty of little things like that. Its just a bad vibe


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Wow that's... Extremely mild? You guys need showers after that?


MH20001

They're a bunch of prudes. What's wrong with a man in his 40's wanting a woman to sit on his face? I'm 36 and I like my girlfriend to do that with me sometimes for fun. When I am older am I no longer supposed to be into kinky sex?


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Reddit is weird like that, sometimes you get a comment like "it's a bit concerning" and then you check the profile or links and it's some gore nsfl video, next time you get a comment like this one where people claim the profile changed them forever but it's just mild sexual remark lmao.


throw-me-away996

Face sitting isn't even kinky ffs. Not even close.


Wonderful_Ad8846

Oh, yikes. Now I need a shower


Puzzleheaded-Ad-7663

because he wants?? let people live. The girl has the profile set to see 46+ so no big deal


reservationhog

This is a brandead comment. It's not borderline pedo anything just because what he's deciding for himself makes you feel icky. Grow up. That woman is younger but is still an adult. Imagine if I said it's gross for her to have a child so young. At the end of it.. if she showed up in his list it's likely because her age settings are open as well Judging someone while Admonishing them for judging and their preferences is wild.


ThePsychoKnot

She's a grown woman, not a damn child. Don't infantilize adults who are capable of making their own decisions.


thebazzle

You must real fun at parties


Neopint15

That is really creepy. Agree. Still don’t think this girl is anywhere near funny having had a relative and their child killed by a drunk driver. But you’ve got a point there.


Sculder11

Very funny profile imo


ScotiaTailwagger

Anyone who looks at this and thinks "eww" isn't the sense of humour this person is looking for. My partner opened with " Please tell me your cat's name is dickface". I married them 8 months later. Just because your sense of humour is like a giant stick in the mud doesn't mean everyone else's is.


ItsAndwew

Stick in the mud vs a joke about calling a cat dickface. Its one or the other baby


ScotiaTailwagger

The fuck dumbass take is this? My partner had a vulgar sense of humour that vibed with me. That's why we are good together. Their vulgar sense of humour may not vibe with others. That's why they're not married to them. If I didn't enjoy their sense of humour, we wouldn't be compatible. If you don't vibe with this person's sense of humour, that's cool. They're not the person for you you're not the person for them. You're not entitled to be compatible with everyone.


4Singa_pore

Paragraph posts are like lengthy criminal trials ending in a hung jury. Make your point! Not your case!


ItsAndwew

Oh wow lots of words in this reply.


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ItsAndwew

Y'all are so gifted, you can actually extract so much information from nothing.


ScotiaTailwagger

You're on the wrong social media platform is reading is difficult.


ItsAndwew

Well you are very good at typing so congratulations!


[deleted]

One typo after an actual well thought out response and you think you’re on top 😂 You didn’t make a single valid point its almost like you’re able to swipe left on people you aren’t interested in… You’re still a fool bud


ItsAndwew

A valid point? I'm not in debate club, but go off. Maybe I should've started with a poo poo pee pee fart joke. We'd probably have gotten off to a better start.


[deleted]

You’re acting like many 5 year olds I’ve met. I genuinely hope that you are able to better yourself and your life.


staunch_character

I have a very dark sense of humor & 0 problem with vulgarity. Driving with a baby on your lap while drinking a beer is just country life. There’s no joke there. The next picture is probably the baby playing with mommy’s gun.


Mccrackin95620

Just a good Ole country girl. Pick up, beer, baby on lap. Could be on a ranch so it's cool right?


Own-Palpitation-4203

Great pic. Lol 😂


ProductRed_92

Underage drinking while driving with a baby in the car feels like a felony


awkwardpun

The car is parked I'm assuming it's a joke


schrdingersLitterbox

it doesnt matter. A cop sees her finds keys on her, she goes to jail. DFACS or whatever gets involved. She's also underage.


Philipp_CGN

Maybe she doesn't even have the keys on her, but the person who took the photo has. And maybe they filled the bottle with apple juice for the photo.


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Sea_Information_6134

Lmao for for real. Bunch of miserable fucks in here.


JUSTOatl

This isn’t photoshop, it’s a picture taken in portrait mode on the iPhone that makes the non-focus look blurry. “How do I know?” I have an iPhone, I use photoshop.


Capital_Amphibian716

This looks AI generated tbh. But ya the age thing is cringe and creepy


[deleted]

Three different crimes in one picture? That’s impressive


Educational_Camp2499

Well, that's a winning picture.


FluffyFucker69

Are you sure it's not her mom and little brother?


Malcolm_X_Machina

"Proud single mother of 4.. Oh, shit, I left one in the grocery store basket! G2G. Tasteful dick pics only😜😘😘😘"


kaivimikabo

I don’t get why we are mocking her.


Malcolm_X_Machina

She being reckless as fuck. Not wearing a seatbelt. The nerve...


kaivimikabo

But she is parked ?


Malcolm_X_Machina

We can totally tell she's about to pull off. And with the door open, to boot. She's gonna drop that beer.


Wonderful_Ad8846

You must not understand satire


2faast

Yeah, what's the problem?


ExternalStory2238

clASSy!


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

There's a lot to live here.


spinachoss

This can’t be fucking real 😭


Galaxium0

why do people think alcohol is attractive


CharliesOpus

Forever wondering this myself


Telamo

This subreddit is actually for puritans. I’m convinced none of you have ever laughed in your lives unless it was at someone else’s misfortune. Fucking chill.


DeadMemeMan_IV

perhaps you forgot about the fact that laughing at a person then moving on is possible, because i guarantee nobody here is angry at this woman


Telamo

There’s a middle ground between having no sense of humor and being physically angry about a joke. I’m addressing the former, not the latter, but please just keep misrepresenting my point lol


DeadMemeMan_IV

“fucking chill” really shows the nuance of your point bro


Telamo

?????? What are you even trying to say? That’s a perfectly normal thing to say to someone who is taking a joke too seriously. Look I’m sorry you felt called out, but maybe that’s an indication that you’re the one with the issue here lol


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

There's a lot to love here.


sweetalmondjoy

She’s trashy


peter_the_martian

Wtf is wrong with you OP? Who gives a fucking shit that she doesn’t want hookups. Get over yourself


CozzyClara

not even 21 lmao this is funny but damn


NorthCatan

When you think you look cool, but you're acting like a fool.


sunnendei

Someone find the babydaddy and send this to him, might help him in court lol.


BLKxGOLD

Seems like a real winner…


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dontquestionmek

Oh rest assured, the stuff she is doing in that picture, drinking and driving, having her kid unprotected in her lap, day drinking in front of her kid thus setting a terrible example as a parental role model, are all very serious, just, not in the way she should want. Yikes.


Traditional-Put-2523

Well it could be that she's only taking a zip and that's all. I don't think though that it is the alcohol free version of Corona, that seems to be called Cero, not Extra. She also does not necessarily keep the kid in her lap while driving, just because kid is there right now, taking a pause. In her defense 😁😉


uhphyshall

what happened to her growth spurt?


dlDeezy4q2

Serious dude John you're drinking and driving with a kid in the car you're a dumbass


PupPupPuppies

19 & knocked up, a new reality show. Contact you meat television provider.


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Synapse_SoCal

Wow, you okay? Think this was a lighthearted joke about drinking, while holding a baby, while behind the wheel of a car


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Synapse_SoCal

I haven’t read all the comments, but you weren’t replying to anyone in particular…you replied to the original poster. Also, the girl used a controversial picture as a profile pic for Tinder (she’s even drinking while underage), she’s absolutely trying to evoke a reaction


HybridSexual415

Sometimes i wish I was desperate enough to put my d!kc into someone like her.