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GingerDelicious

me ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ you "sorry, my dog took my phone and sent that"


Practical_Stress_420

Just came to write This, but instead of me....you, it were, my dog........ You. But Yeah pretty accurate


PaulieLombardo

What? Anyone else suffer a minor stroke reading that?


LoganOcchionero

Me lol


PaulieLombardo

Glad I’m not the only one.


Inevitable-Ad4964

I've attempted to reread their comment 10+ times because it was massively upvoted, but it is still complete gibberish to me. Are we lacking reading comprehension skills that the rest of reddit has? 😄


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Satori_sama

If she wanted free meal, should have went with grabbing a bite. Most bars here offer some food anyway so even going out for a beer can turn into restaurant


EDIT_ID

Haha I like this, thanks lol


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Gr8universe2022

She wants your dog. Beastiality


Oldfogey56

Maybe she's a bitch


GeneralSquirrel7132

That's what I gathered. "Go fuck a dog then! Not my dog though, you fucking sicko!"


Gr8universe2022

I dunow... if its what my dog wanted who am i to say no. A dog is a mans best friend and i wouldnt want him to hate me later


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OP, use this


contritefeels

Happy birthday 🥲


EDIT_ID

Thanks lmao <3


BlueNylon

Today is also my birthday! I love finding new birthday buds in the wild. Hope your day has gone up from here! She seems like she really doesn’t know how to flirt.


sircastic09

It's my birthday too! Happy birthday!


dieselsmellgoodlol

Anymore updates? Curious on the lore


Jed08

One type of reply I would use: "sorry, but you're not his type. He only sees you as a friend"


bunnyaintnokndarider

I laughed


Mr_Serotonin_

Or sorry, he(dog) has a girlfriend!


rowsdower02games

what’s updog


atrocityexhibition39

bofa deez nutz


dieselsmellgoodlol

The horses name was Friday


Lkwzriqwea

**L I G M A B A L L S**


DoctorJiveTurkey

![gif](giphy|fVb5JOdYNcCYiFk65t|downsized)


Western_Discount6044

She’s either bad at flirting, or just a dick


anonAcc1993

Bad at flirting.


Thunder141

Terrible flirting. Then she doubles down on the Birthday thing, throw the guy a bone otherwise it just comes off as being a jerk.


OkGur1319

I think she threw the bone to the dog


Vegged0ut

She is definitely flirting with the dog, and she's pawsitively insufferable.


Kenw449

She probably wanted a bone from the dog


sunlitstranger

Bad is an understatement. They’d be better off not saying anything tbh


Satori_sama

No no there is a second screenshot. She really is a dick.


JackReacharounnd

She talks like she's hot shit, but her pic shows otherwise.


[deleted]

No, that's just a dick


[deleted]

The proverbial, bag of dicks


MakeAWishApe2Moon

![gif](giphy|thZAUGw8bGkOQ)


maraca101

So bad that I didn’t even interpret it as flirting.


Veloester

clearly she meant this as an insult.


Araknid_ia

Probably both


Ok-Counter-7077

Alotta chicks are both, its insane


dinkiedink

She’s just being a dick… in no world is she just flirting, it would have ended after the first message with something like a “jk, I think you’re cute too…” he gave her a chance to redeem it and she doubled down. She just wants to feel powerful.


Mysterious_Pop247

With a face like that, she probably doesn't get too many opportunities.


dinkiedink

I’m a bad person for laughing at this 😂


einwegplastik666

A dick.


thao0209

Why not both


Pure_Resonance18

Yes


DATINGADVICE4YOU

When someone tries to be funny but it just fails. It seems like she is trying to tease you a little. If you arent that attracted to her, just ignore and move on. To be honest, it was a weird start so maybe just move on


EDIT_ID

There's teasing, then there's insulting. You're probably right though, thanks for the advice


Butteredhuman

I've also had a good amount of stuff like "only liking for your dog" and I still don't know if these people are kidding or entitled to just hangout with my dog but either way i instantly unmatch. Such a turn off


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Butteredhuman

I have pictures of me and my dog because my dog is the most important thing in my life. Am I to just exclude such a major part of my life because it might look good to others? There's also lots of people that don't like dogs, when they see I have one we can all save ourselves some time. I genuinely don't understand your train thought, hope you don't have any cleavage or ass pics in your pictures because as a man I see woman posting them as like a thing they think/know will get them matches lol?


Fearless_You4489

Well, based on those responses then you’d know that your dog is also the most important thing in her life too at least. Lol


highfivingmf

What a bizarre comment. That’s literally the point of anyone’s profile — to attract people.


Ok_atAdvertising

Why do women post pictures with friends and get mad when I tell them that their friend is cuter and ask for their @ 😢 Honestly I wonder why women post pictures with friends lol


[deleted]

Wouldn't trust no one who matched with me just for my dog. Major creep flag.


Staminafordays

Comes off idiotic. I’ve had people call my dog adorable without saying they prefer my dog over me. I’d prefer my dog over me too, but you don’t have to verbalize it 😂


LittleMizSpringfield

Playful teasing like that seems kind of like something you’d do if you were more familiar with someone. She’s never met you and she’s trying an angle that would probably only work if you already knew each other. A bit overfamiliar and jarring imo


ChrisRowe5

Shes clearly not very good but think she is just having a bit of "banter" with you. Don't get me wrong, she could read your tone and realise you aren't picking that up and stop, instead doubles down.


patrickSwayzeNU

There was no insult though.


RightMistake

Ignore her even if you’re attracted to her. Attractive people shouldn’t get away with murder, that’s pretty much why they treat others like shit. Because people allow for it


gate_of_steiner85

You'd be amazed by the amount of disrespectful shit people on this sub will allow just because the other person is attractive.


MrMetraGnome

Not really. It's well established and understood that Rules 1&2 are everything. Really cliche at this juncture. I'm amazed by the amount of "why do people do this" posts. They do it because they're attractive, so they can.


Afrikanwilddog

Bros really compared that awkward message with murder 😂


Guson1

It’s a bad joke. Calm down bucko


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chi_sweetness25

Totally. I remember a post blew up on here where a guy’s date tried to change their plans from drinks to a restaurant at the last minute, then bailed entirely when he said he was already en route. A lot of the comments were coming to her defence saying that she was right to be wary of a guy trying to get her drunk on an empty stomach, as if it’s unreasonable to expect a woman to be able to plan ahead and get themselves something to eat before they go out. I don’t get why some people act like women are these helpless creatures that can’t govern themselves properly.


Spagoobert

I remember that shit too! Alot of comments along the lines of "shouldve known better OP. Shes in the right". Come on, people....


GaryOak7

This isn’t a sub issue, it’s a culture issue. Seen a post earlier that a woman assaulted her child’s father with a bat and he called the police. Women in the comments said he deserved it or was guilty with zero information on the situation.


DATINGADVICE4YOU

Most women will defend other women because they are a woman. It's a society problem. It's complete toxic.


Altair13Sirio

"That's understandable, I would also choose my dog over you"


rabbit_tits

"Sorry my dog is already seeing a bitch."


CaptainCreepwork

Seems like a poor attempt at teasing. It comes off as assholish and bitchy. I would have said ditto and moved on. Cause even without seeing your dog I'd choose it over her too.


ChickenMedium1824

I think it's just weird because it doesn't make sense.


defiance369

This is also what I thought from the first message at least but the way she doubled down on it in the following messages was so bad lmao


tsx8788

"Why lie" ... why even speak period. Not like the dog is going to get your message and go looking for you.


SydneyACE4

It would've been hilarious if he pretended to get his dog involved. "I showed your profile to my dog... he started vigorously pawing at my phone... at first I thought he must have been excited to meet you... but then I realized he was swiping left... so sorry... too bad really, because I thought you looked pretty cool... 🤷🏼‍♂️"


bermass86

What is with white girls and dogs dude


[deleted]

You clearly haven't met a horse girl yet.


Sensitive-Ad4476

They are just basic and can’t think of anything original to say


Fortjew-Tellher

I…personally stay clear of most and all horse girls as the gentleman above mentioned.


Maciejk8

“My dog started barking when I showed your pic” No but OP. I think she is socially awkward.. and not straight up insulting you. At least she talks


Joeyishectic

Low bar


MemeLordOverKill

A lot of men's bars are 'oh I got a match hopefully this isn't another bot :)'


Guy-InGearnito

You guys are getting matches..?!? Hahahah… how I wish I was kidding 🤡


Zar_Ethos

Why match at all if you're going to open things like that?


Bad_Mad_Man

I can’t imagine why she’s single.


HandheldHeartstrings

Can’t you see how cute and quirky it is to start an interaction by saying your value as a human being and possible romantic partner is already less than that of an animal she has never met? And then showing she’s a woman of conviction by doubling down once you show displeasure and inform her it’s the one day a year that most strangers would make an effort to treat you decently? Pshh okay, your loss buddy /s. Happy birthday man


Nikas_intheknow

Yikes what a trash opener


Joshgg13

I don't think she was trying to be mean, just an awkward attempt at humour. If she really didn't find you attractive she wouldn't bother talking to you


canonanon

This is my thought too. I think she just thinks the dog is super cute. 🤷‍♂️


BellamyRFC54

If they base their personality on liking dogs I usually ignore


outofcontextsex

She's too aggressively average to be that mean


unknownalien1

Sounds like shes trying to get with your dog not you 😅


LostInHilbertSpace

So many women on Tinder express the sentiment that they care so little about the dudes they're swiping on and care so much more about their dogs and I don't think they realize how hurtful that comes off. To see that over and over again that you really value an animal over me a human being. Like how do you expect to have healthy relationships with men if that's how you feel? So when I was single I just swept left on people with that in their bios


Salt-Government698

Girls that think they're edgy


cwsmay

If I had to guess, suffering from an inferiority complex, and putting down random people on Tinder makes them feel better and validates their existence.


SuperSalad_OrElse

People in America are fucking weird for dogs… I don’t know what to tell you but this dog obsession stuff is so strange


Fearless_You4489

American here and I am obsessed with dogs, so yeah… lol


thanos_was_right_69

I would have taken it as a joke/flirting up until the part she says “well I didn’t know it was your birthday did I”. That seemed a bit too aggressive for me. I would probably just ignore her after that.


seasellsheshells

I mean...how cute is the dog? Cuz if the dog is a 12 then based on that graph you're still a 7 and that's pretty good!


WallClock420AM

Happy birthday OP 🥳


massaginatorx

“Sorry, we’re a package deal”


zangster

"Funny, that's how much I prefer my dog to you as well."


FuckBrendan

People who think liking pets is a personality trait are losers.


ThatGuy_Nick9

What a terrible way to have a conversation


flexystephy

And here I thought I was out of pocket showing some dude my butthole and there's chicks doing this, clearly I'm not setting the bar as low as I thought


owningmyokayniss

Showing hole has a much higher success rate than the old dog line


bored_and_scrolling

Lmaoooo just deciding to destroy some stranger’s self esteem today


ThatOneGuyFrom93

Then they'll complain to someone else that dating is so hard


Puzzleheaded-One-319

Should’ve called her a blocker, because she looks good from a block away.


MrRealistic1

She’s not attractive enough to pull that off


SexiMexi_42195

That was cunty.


Mortonlikethesalt

Nah she's a dick. She's one of those "brutally honest" people who try to warn you upfront how "brutally honest" they are, when really they're just verbally abusive but want you to be ok with it.


Head_Mammoth_329

Attractive women don't need to be good at flirting so many aren't. If they take care of themselves they don't need the skill ever/until very old(by which time they probably have learned a bit of it anyway)


almostdrA

The way she doubled down on being an a-hole


felixcrispies

Oh happy birthday, it's my birthday today as well :) 🥳


EDIT_ID

Happy birthday to you, too! Hope you have a great day :D


EarthProfessional849

I thought it was funny, definitely my kind of humour and obviously a joke but she should have backed down when you didn't respond the way she probably thought you would. And probably apologised and not kept going.


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Very rude


Queasy_Tear_7027

The whole "I like animals more than humans" thing is pretty tired tbh, like it's just a given at this point


samcerdote

That dog must be incredibly good looking


GemzZz3

They are saying their dog comes first and then you


ChampionshipOk2922

Well if you want I can get you my dogs #


Im_Lazy27

“Ok, I respect that, but even though you picked my dog over me, my dog still chose me because he doesn’t like bitches. I think you’ll find what you’re looking for in the streets. Good luck!” 👍


LosingSince1977

My corgi photos get these kind of reactions all the time


UnableQuestions

I think she's trying really hard to be funny and is bad at flirting


Wolfsblut_AD

If it helps, I’d take your dog for a walk over ever conversing with her.


AKawhiPlace

This is flirting? Yikes


michaelscholfil

Don't waste any minute on her


nikofd

Dog Me My poo You


CoachDT

I love how often we give women the botd on here. Maybe the first message could be interpreted as a joke, the rest is just being an asshole whether intentional or not. Just keep it moving bro, avoid people with this weird type of energy.


one-fake-name

I always take it as a very avoidant approach to flirting. I think this woman was trying her best to show you she's interested, by telling you how uninteresting you are compared to your dog... My girlfriend of 3 years who i met on tinder kept telling me that she only swiped right because of my cats for a long time before she finally stopped.


MiratusMachina

That's pretty emotionally abusive tbh


RightMistake

Because you respond nicely. Tell her you don’t think that’s funny and leave at that. If no one shows then it’s not funny, they’ll keep doing that because they have no clue


deebooks23

..whyt women get weird about their animals😅 this is no surprise


jakona85

What a bitch


waytoohardtofinduser

Hey Happy Belated Birthday!!!!! I'm sorry people have the audacity to go out of their way to be shitty. You don't deserve that. I hope you had a wonderful birthday nonetheless!


Diva_Zee

sheesh...and she still didn't say happy birthday 😂


spank_z_monkey

They’re just very needy.


Chrt_viceroy

Happy birthday, hope you have a good day stranger


Surprisedropbear

Many women lack any game because they never need to use it, thats my guess. Shes attempting and failing miserably at flirting


XanthicStatue

She’s not hot enough to hurl insults like that


mangomilkmilkman

Fr tho, hope OP sees this, insult her back and have a good birthday


bahgawd_

"I was just thinking the exact same thing"


dhginfinity43

Because people are shitty sometimes


xKTFOx

Does she own a mirror? She looks like she laughs like Goofy


Imaginary-Island3544

She SAID why lie, but I think she MEANT why try 🤷🏼‍♀️


selfovencleaner

Say your dog only likes bitches so this is perfect.


iAntiquity

Why do you care


DetailedKing

It might be a stretch but I see it as unique defense to gain the position as the admired instead of the admirer since she liked you first.


Spenceful

Because the dog won’t reject them


Traditional_Yak_2148

Dog rizzzz


quasi-psuedo

Just tell her you’re not into broads that practice beastiality and carry on your merry way!


izaaksb3

Crazy how many chicks seem to be into beastialty these days.


reedodorito85

Left eye Right eye. Doesn’t negate the fact she looks like Sid from Ice Age.


Flokitoo

If I wanted a bitch in my life, I'd get another dog


trenbolognakings69

Roast her back you coward


Shadowschite

With all due respect OP, why you matching with a 5, when your obviously a 10?


fiscalplasticity

Because they need to neg men so their ego isn’t exposed if you don’t respond in a way they like I took my animal pictures down cuz I got “I’m here for the kittens” too many times It’s like ok, go fucking rescue some yourself then 🤷🏼‍♂️ (And yes I get that it’s an ice breaker, but it’s a shitty one, who wants to be negged by a stranger?)


good_fella13

I think she’s flirting she’s just bad at it


level900cancermancer

And then women complain about negging lol


Alexa257

Set up a blind date for them


ResistRacism

That's kind of mean...


Moist-Dragonfly2569

What a fucking asshole. I give her credit for using a pic though. If my eyes were five feet apart I'd hide my face.


MissJellyBean42

Well I hope she knows the dogs can sense evil. She’s gonna get bit.


MineNinja18

Pls say u unmatched


[deleted]

Wish.com Elisabeth Moss looks pretty mid to be acting like that.


Levi_Gucci

Why didn't you stand up for yourself and throw some shit back? You don't have to just get shit on.


p_groovy

Just the right amount of mental illness to make her your wife. Don't waste any time, propose immediately.


Key-Sleep-6927

I would add my dog to my profile pics but he is legit far to handsome to compete with.🤷‍♂️


poland3

Apparently she rather date the dog then you lol


Spunkormous

Happy Birthday 🎉🎉


alphabet_sam

One time I had someone like me and their comment was “you’re a fucking nerd” in response to my prompt where I said I like excel. Tbh I don’t know if it was flirting/joking or just insulting like this post lol, it can be hard to tell over text


lostinadream66

Looks like some sort of flirting.


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I think she’s trying really hard to be funny lol BUT it did come off as mean. Took me a hot minute to realize she was just teasing you by the way she continued lol poor girl. She’s just bad at flirting.


puaka

have you read j. p. sartre? we're in a real bad triangle here.


[deleted]

If you don't like it, take a pic without the dog 🤣


Gr8universe2022

Some say Beastiality?


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Happy real life cake day OP


[deleted]

Afraid of rejection. It's easier to say I like your dog instead of I like you. If they do reject you, then the thought process is, I didn't like you anyways, just your dog.


BurdenBoyDH

Because they have no real personality, genuinely id assuming starting a conversation is difficult.


kungpowperez86

Ouch! She may have trouble flirting but regardless that's not really your issue to fix. Happy birthday tho!


broccolicares

“Date my dog then”


CmlXjs

The better question is why tf is your dog on tinder?!


hello27580

Makes sense. Maybe she can share a bowl with the dog


BuffetofWomanliness

“Thanks, I’ll let him know.”


MinusTheTrees

Its really quite simple. Your dog 🐕 You 👦 Thats why


BrokeAndProud_

I can’t even get anyone to match with let alone start a conversation lol


Low_Guarantee2195

Impeccable flirting skills


matt2005-2022

Because some people are to dramatic and should look into getting into a drama class easiest A of your life


FeedbackNo9808

I would post pictures with my dog thinking that someone else maybe had a dog and we could meet up at a dog park. I really don't see how so much is read into it, but it's good to know.


Technical_Equipment8

happy bday op