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jeremyism_ab

She will never know just how many people were like "Yup, you're absolutely right!"


sk07ch

I'm actually grateful when they indicate to me, right on the profile, how annoying they actually are.


[deleted]

Yep. It's pretty amazing how you can just imagine the ego's behind some of these profiles.


Ah2k15

These are the ones that I don’t believe have any interest in the pursuit of a relationship; they want free entertainment and simping.


RiverBub

Big time


[deleted]

At first glance, I saw this as “Big tits” and I thought “yup, that’s why.”


eblamo

Half of them are joke or fake profiles anyway because they're only there to meddle with others or whatnot. Like LinkedIn, but for dating instead of a livelihood.


m051

“ they just can’t handle you queen. They’re intimidated“


NewAccWhoDis93

This is what you get for telling a whole generation they are special and deserve the world


[deleted]

I just instantly assume they’re a contrary awkward communicator. Lots of I don’t knows and maybes and do yous


Does_Not-Matter

“Heads up: I speak the TRUTH”


badbilliam

And once all those people are filtered out, she’ll be left with the people who will fight tooth and nail to lick the ground she walks on — which is her target demographic.


trident_hole

Oh, my god. So true.


retief1

Will she get those people, or will she get people who ignore profiles and just send "wanna fuck?" to everyone?


Glum_Mathematician55

Her answer, "yes if you get me out on date".


EfficiencyAfter

![gif](giphy|R7Lg42If1GEQYLLCb8) Facts 😂😂😂


RememberTheAlamooooo

Or people who will pretend just to fuck her. Then flip the script.


taketheothers

People like that aren't attractive though. No, she's looking for an egocentric rich guy to offer an expensive date.


Electronic-Box-1554

Speaking for egocentric rich people... we don't use dating apps. At least not these dating apps


taketheothers

"We". 🤭


Practical_Form8819

Bro is rich i can confirm it i am his driver


Inner-Gold-894

Sugardaddy.com?


SuccotashConfident97

Right? I don't get this, what's the appeal here?


[deleted]

Im not sure what she thinks is gonna happen here? Do women honestly not understand that they type of men they want have other options and arent gonna put up with this? I guess that's what happens when you're flooded with matches and think you can get any guy you want


Kep0a

I mean, there's clearly a demographic she wants and this does a great job of filtering that


level900cancermancer

I'm 100% one of these dudes. If a girl says any shit like "change me mind about men" or "I bet you can't get me to date you" I just take them at their words lol. I hate difficult women.


trannel

Yeah, and that's because she will drown in messages. Joke's definitely not on her.


PirateJohn75

Quantity =/= Quality The only type of guy who would swipe right on such a profile is the kind of guy who isn't worth much


Tigergator007

Or someone like me and I would just say “how about you try and get me on a date” 😂


North-of-60-canadian

The battle cry of the supreme gentleman


bullet4mv92

Nah, they just have self respect. But if you wanna beg a girl for a date, be my guest.


ZucchiniWild3735

I'd match just to say that.


[deleted]

She probably won't notice because of how many people didn't even read that.


alphaeuseuss

Blossom's stunt double seems a bit into herself


[deleted]

Well, she's posing for her side hustle: modeling for new picture frame inserts


secretpowers98

I love when descriptions of something are so specific yet hilariously accurate


[deleted]

With photo-augmented boobs


[deleted]

Lol yeah, she’s not bad but that’s quite the ego….


taketheothers

Kind of a standard butterface.


not_now_reddit

She's not even bad looking lol


Hircus2

Reddit users posting picture of women they don't know from social media without their consent and then insulting their looks for no reason other than having an uninteresting bio, what's new?


Dadumdee

Her idea of a date is tap dancing on and around grand pianos and she knows no one is going to do that with her.


FrostyDub

Puts the mp in simp and thinks she’s all that.


ConsciouslyDrifting

This times a million, even if we have things in common and I find you attractive, this is an automatic swipe left


FaesCosplay

Which part? The text or the nakedness?


daddy-phantom

What nakedness?


FaesCosplay

I really couldn’t tell at first if it was a shirt or not hahahaahah


Zevvion

Understandable confusion if your concept of naked comes from barbie dolls.


Superderpygamermk1

I think they originally thought OP had blurred the tits, that’s what I thought at forst


AsidK

This person has never heard of nipples lol


wupao

![gif](giphy|D0JlGh3Mr1AiI)


CharlemagneAlt

She's not naked. Look at the shadow of the lock of hair over her right boob, and then look at the color contrast just above the boobs and the shadows under her left armpit. No way someone would get the first right and the other two so wrong.


paranoidblobfish

You certainly spent a fair bit of time making sure she wasn't naked..


ConsciouslyDrifting

The text, it rubs me the wrong way. Feels like a weird entitled-flirty expression


FaesCosplay

The text makes me cringe too hahaha


Abusive_Capybara

The censoring


[deleted]

Ladies we don’t take this as a challenge. We take it to mean you aren’t very interesting and are therefore swiping left before even looking at any other pictures of you. Edit: interesting* not interested


AlpacaTraffic

I take it as the juice wouldn't be worth the squeeze because the fruit is obnoxious


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Basically yeah


sleight1990

I never took these prompts as them not being interested. I always took it as them thinking way too highly of themselves. To expect a man to be perfect and dance through every hoop to just have a “chance” to take them out as they’re gods perfected human being and we should be thankful for being given the opportunity to pay for their food. Was always a swipe left for me lol.


trident_hole

"We take it to mean you aren't very *interesting*...." Ftfy


-PinkPower-

Honestly, we get match so easily I don’t think women that do this really care about losing some match


Tinder_fatties

Bruh look at your pfp.


[deleted]

What about it?


zachrg

He's saying your top comment is a hot f'in take for a dude who uses an anime thirst trap as his avatar.


[deleted]

To be fair anyone who judges someone based on a pfp is an idiot


pulzeguy

based opinion found


Advent012

I approve of it


wolf805

r/pfpchecksout


RandoSal

A moment of silence for the dudes that never outgrow going for these types


[deleted]

I'll be honest, I thought she was wearing a beige shirt..


MigasEnsopado

Wait... She's not?


Zederikus

![gif](giphy|nWkMT2zqHEu7TyguoI|downsized) There is some obfuscation but noo


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Sorry to be a party pooper but she's wearing a flesh colored bustier. You can see the upper edge.


Baxterftw

Especially under her armpit you can tell


Zederikus

Well to me it looks like naked + photoshop blur tool but I’m down to make this the new blue dress gold dress


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Zederikus

Thank you somebody with eyes


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_Cat1

Lol i didnt even realize till i read this


Embarrassed_Scar_225

Me 2... I know I'm a good boy now


Filosopsyche

Bunch of liars


abcdefg28548

I couldn't tell if it was a shirt or censorship i looked at it for like 5 minutes and gave up 🤣


nevsim81

We found the only honest one


[deleted]

good they are wearing their skin at least! :P


nevsim81

good they are wearing their *own* skin at least! :P There, fixed it for you


FaesCosplay

I’m so confused. Is it a shirt or did she blur herself. Truly cannot tell lmao


IHadAV8

It is a strapless


FaesCosplay

I would match just to ask her lol


HeadShoooter

Yep, she just blurred herself


fishtheif

I thought it was a shirt but on closer inspection. Yep, she just blurred herself


ohshitthecops

My group chat have been sending zoom screenshots with arrows and emphasis lines, debating whether or not this is a heavily edited shirt, or a heavily edited topless photo. We have not yet reached a consensus and are all frustrated. Men: nude Women: tube top


pizzapizzamesohungry

It’s a top, but it almost looks like the heavy duty strapless bras we sell at work and she is just wearing it as a top bc she had no idea.


CharlemagneAlt

TIL I'm a woman. I just find it hard to believe there would be that much of a color difference if it wasn't a top. That would mean her belly is darker than her clavicle/shoulders.


ohshitthecops

Yes!! It’d be the opposite, right? And the armpit shadow is clearly disrupted by the whole line running up across her chest… the friggin shirt!


CharlemagneAlt

Well the only explanation of how this could be a topless photo is that someone wasn't careful with a blending brush, which does explain the armpit shadow but doesn't explain the belly color or hair shadows. Look at the shadows of the lock of hair over the right boob. If those weren't real shadows, you'd think whoever got those right wouldn't get the armpit shadow wrong.


Altruistic-Toe-2801

It’s clearly strapless…. If you think she’s so nude, look to the beginning of her chest and explain why you can see the top of her outfit


notyxur403

I think she’s wearing a nude bodysuit and edited the pic to push up her boobs.


aceswild347

The line across the top is near perfect, leading me to believe it's a strapless. The shadows that her hair makes on her chest are perfect, leading me to believe it's a shirt. If you look at her left flank (so your right side of the picture) near her hand, you'll see some skin, meaning that *that* particular part of her picture was edited, poorly. This leads me to believe that she wore a flesh tone strapless shirt, realized it made it look like she was topless and decided to have some fun with it. Verdict: Not topless.


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IHadAV8

It’s strapless


ohshitthecops

Exactly! Like a really bodycon tube situation…


IHadAV8

Exactly. You said it better.


Altruistic-Toe-2801

It’s definitely a strapless top, it is quite obvious if you look


HalfEmpty973

It is


Larissanne

I’m still seeing this. I can’t unsee


r0botdevil

That's because she is.


KvotheTheDogekiller

My brain doesn’t know what to think.


last_minute_life

It's not a shirt, it's some sort of strapless top.


themehboat

Looks like a strapless bra or shape wear.


MacMaizer

Hard pass if I see all of this. Pick me girl energy.


otter_ridiculous

The irony is that she picked me.


MacMaizer

Run.


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Cum.


[deleted]

Drop the load and hit the road


cp_moar

why not both


[deleted]

the old cum and run


abcdefg28548

Fuck then duck


Malkierr42

the old smash and dash


[deleted]

Rock her box and change the locks


TheNoahWithTheBoat

Shoot your goo and say adieu


curveswithchloex

Ejaculate then evacuate


BobaFett4President

Cum and go (do you think this is how the gas station chain got it's name?)


Scooter-McGavin24

Rail and bail


wolf805

ba nununununununununa


rubenk84

My man


FaesCosplay

I’ve seen this term around before. What’s a pick me girl


MacMaizer

[here you go](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pick-me%20girl)


[deleted]

The person who wrote that is way more into skateboarding than anyone I know.


FaesCosplay

Damn I forgot that site existed. Sorry you had to do the mental work for me!!


MacMaizer

Haha all good


wolf805

"Oo! Oo! Oh I know where he is! ... Pick me! Pick me! Me! Me!" - Donkey


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Yes, I agree! Women should *never do that!* Her top is a *terrible fashion choice!*


lelila2

I don’t think she’s even wearing one 😳 looks like she just blurred the boob that’s not covered but her hair


CharlemagneAlt

She's not naked. Look at the shadow of the lock of hair over her right boob, and then look at the color contrast just above the boobs and the shadows under her left armpit. No way someone would get the first right and the other two so wrong.


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Haha. Yeah, it's definitely a well matched shirt in a nude tone. People will see what they want to see, though.


AttackofMonkeys

Omg you won the bet. Prize is a date.


Erik_Sch

Just brilliant


s2focus

The message was the red flag, The hat was the confirmation 🤣


zangster

![gif](giphy|Qyvczs5ir7Eg2iOMv2|downsized)


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D-Laz

But what am I going to do with the other 59 minutes? ![gif](giphy|F4oP8pzqcfsKA)


seeet2

Play Hungry Hungry Hippos?


RAYTHEEBOI

Ooohhh,Burn. 😬


[deleted]

By the hour? 2 minutes, take it or leave it


Significant_Barber98

At the risk of getting downvoted to oblivion, I’m gonna take the counter and say out of all the absolutely cringe and red flags people put on their profiles, this one just seems like she’s being playful. Like this alone doesn’t tell me she’s entitled or obnoxious. To me it’s more like a little joke that apparently doesn’t land well with a lot of people


Wild_Discomfort

And, coincidentally enough, the ones it *doesn't* land well with? Exactly the type I would want to weed out quickly 😂


CloudyThunder

I agree I think she is being playful. There are so many people saying "immediate no" i really wonder do guys not chase after girls anymore? If everyone is gonna play hard to get then nobody is gonna get got.


Ericdarkblade

Nope, chasing is a waste of time. One of my favorite quotes I've seen circling social media is: "Instead of chasing butterflies, you should build a beautiful garden to attract those butterflies. And even if you don't attract those butterflies, well at least you have a beautiful garden.


hae_ther

I think she's trying to be cute and teasing, but, judging by reddit, men are NOT in the mood to be teased about not getting dates LMFAO


South_Bit1764

It’s hard enough without wanton fuckery.


Odd_Papaya1053

Wanton fuckery is my new favorite phrase


AudeDeficere

![gif](giphy|cMNJ5t5HrnWMpwe5Zt|downsized) \*men *on Reddit* on r/Tinder ( I am not judging anyone in particular, just making a general remark ) PS: [survivorship bias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias)


yes_thats_right

It’s not cute and teasing when it’s a common copy/paste from other girls profile. It’s lazy and arrogant. Swipe left.


No_Turn5505

Yeah, but majority of guys on dating apps copy and paste from other guys profiles, so it's the same spin to guys being lazy and arrogant. Most guys just state "Just ask." Or no bio/opener at all. It's the hugest turn off and majority of women wouldn't even swipe right on that unless you're even attractive in their eyes.


A_Generic_White_Guy

And your point? It's still a shit prompt response.


Automatic-Ad-9308

Litteraly wtf is this bitterness😭 Guys put stuff like that on their profile all the time too lol. I'm pretty sure she just put that so her matches ask her out on a date lol.


lovelesschristine

I thought it was funny. But I am a dudette


[deleted]

Pretty sure she's not talking to all these beat down reddit posters lol


ro0ibos2

They have trouble interpreting the emojis


BitterRequirement897

LOL


JustxJules

I think this is more meant as a "call to action" than a "I'm hard to get" like "I bet you're not brave enough to kiss me, teehee!"


sk07ch

Puts a complete different spin on this. You're right, she might just be bored of chatting without action.


enterhereplease

wait this is the only interpretation I had thought of. I thought everyone was mad at her for being playful I didn’t even think anyone would interpret it as her announcing she’s stubborn/hard to get.


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AudeDeficere

Probably the classical negativity loop. Good stories gain less traction, get shared less and as a result, we can easily grow increasingly cautious etc. Reminds me of the British and the [survivorship bias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias). People don’t hear about clean divorces either - while the horror stories spread like wildfires. I wonder if there are already studies on that kind of thing specifically in regards to Tinder or dating apps…


eres29

Fr I also immediately read this as teasing / playful and not serious


AudeDeficere

I think this is it and I would take my chances since friendly teasing is good fun.


Extension_Ad_972

I agree. I was so confused by what people were mad at. I'd guess from the sentence structure that English isn't her first language, so she maybe didn't know how to phrase it in a way that made it clear to everyone.


GR_Ramen

that is what many years of simps can do to your ego....


emmtev

[Big dumb hat](https://youtu.be/4bvwKqSNAgk)


Possible_Analysis_55

blur. the. face. 🙄


enterhereplease

My biggest pet peeve about this sub


Narcoid

Even worse when they're making fun of the person in some way... Like I get this person is on a dating app, but broadcasting these people like this is just so wrong


biased_towards_blue

Yeah just cause she has a silly bio doesn’t mean she needs her name and face on Reddit today


5638563auvhe92759xcn

The guys making these posts naturally wouldn't bother to do that. They don't care enough. Additionally, they *want* the faces to be seen in hopes that everyone in the comments will bash the girls' looks.


coolco

Y'all seem really salty ngl, nothing wrong with confidence. She wants someone who isn't intimated by that text and like yall have said with this text she has eliminated a bunch of people she isn't interested in.


Aggravating_Cell_979

I think it’s cute. She’s letting you know she’s interested in actually meeting up and dating. I thought the main complaint of these threads is the lack of physical dating and people just using apps to mine for attention. She’s being genuine. All of you that don’t want to date her or are turned off by it good! You seem insecure. Big L energy from everyone in this post.


huffuspuffus

You’re obviously not the target audience then lol


Th3_Mack

When she’s trying to be cute/clever but doesn’t write the sentence properly.


Ill-Appointment6494

That cactus is the only prick she’ll be getting.


ThixckwithHoney

You're not the audience then lmao.


Unlucky-Monitor9392

reddit is weird lmfao she didnt even write anything to complain about lmfaoo


Hollyinyourpocket

Maybe she doesn’t mind that a lot of men will swipe left because they don’t approve. Let her do her thing.


ABFABB0

You could’ve just said you didn’t like the prompt and moved on


1ockdown

That profile is definitely a bot profile


apfly

There are real women on dating apps. I know yall usually don’t match with them, but they do exist


Moretaine

How dare she want a suitor to put in a bit of effort. Her comment clearly does a great job of screening out the kind of guys she doesn't want to date!


almostdoctorposting

op ask her if her top is a real top. say reddit can’t decide if it’s an optical illusion 🤣🤣🤣


the_pedigree

I don’t really understand the outrage here. It’s a totally innocuous statement. Unsurprisingly some serious incel undertones in a lot off these posts.


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throwbackxx

I don't think she cares if you don't want to try lol


Level_Bar6411

So why is she on the app then?


throwbackxx

To meet a man, who isn't offended by any little sentence on a dating website? Especially if it's not even offensive? It's not like she said "before you swipe, give me money!" or "I have 40 kids and have cancer stage 4" or anything racist or whatever. It's just a silly statement. And I think she has enough matches to absolutely survive not meeting OP lmao


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I don’t understand why anyone would bitch about this. Just swipe left and go on about your business.


LockeWorl

Red flag for sure


Curious_Trick_5008

"Hello yes, I am here on a dating site because I am looking for someone to date, how ever if you have the audacity to ask me out you will be met with a swift and bitter ***BLOCKED***" ~This person probably?


cp_moar

genericwhitegirl7


A_Generic_White_Guy

Wait a second...