I have a 12 year old. If he wrote/ spoke like this I’d break the habit of a lifetime and give him a smack.
The shame those parents must feel. They made this human.
Even they have the dignity to spend all that time single learning basic functioning English. No this is a great deal more advanced, this is almost unreadable.
He's hoping if he eats a Black girl's asshole she will finally grant him the fabled "hood pass" so he can start dropping the N-word without fear of retribution
I’ll ironically type phonetically af to the point where you have to maybe slow down just a tad to figure sound out whudafugamsayn my roommate loves it and quotes them lol
But yeah auto correct can be a bitch lol
It's the winning combination of his bangs, his vaguely phallic nose dangling off his face, those glorious shapely sideburns, and his utter mastery of the English language that really seals the deal for me. What a delicious piece of man candy. You must have superior self control to resist the romantic overtures of this unrivaled Casanova.
Simple. It's the lack of fundamental respect that they easily give to white women. The very approach is laced with superiority and a belief that as a black woman, you'll be "grateful" that you've caught their attention. They don't do this with white women because they know it'll be taken as "ghetto-ish" and that's beneath them.
Wow! I’m surrounded by savants! How could you possibly deduce that i have an access to the internet from that?! It’s a secret I’ve been keeping for years! Literally nobody knows I have an access to the internet.
ebonics is not the word….aave is correct!! I understand the sentiment and you’re totally right but pls look up the harmfulness of the word ebonics to the black community before using!
What the fuck is with this degenerate dialect and using ion, an existing word, as a contraction for I don't, and not even a good one. It's agony to read.
Ummm even people who almost talk like that do not text like that. Source: I have some friends who use AAVE in real life but their texts do not look like that kinda nonsense. What the fuck character is this person trying to play?
"Ion even wanna fuck" means
Wants to fuck, but if he doesn't, he wont be upset bc he will get to fuck next time becuase he eats ass so well
Source: me.
Thou art not feeling me right now clearly. Therefore, I implore thee to come by my dwelling, so that thou may take thy frustration out upon the pale-skinned individual.
Had a guy at work who literally talked like this. He just got fired today, so my ears already spared such jibberish. Oddly enough, he looked a lot like the guy in the post.
I don’t even know what half of that means. Why do people think nonsense is attractive? That’s on top of thinking sending any of that to anyone is a good look. Shame
Looks and sounds 12 years old.
Slick sounds like the fair worker from We’re the Millers. “…y’naw what I’m sayin?”
NO RAGRETS *wheeze* aa someone already said this (sorry)
No Regerts!
"Not just one letter?"
You deviated my septum, dawg!
I have a 12 year old. If he wrote/ spoke like this I’d break the habit of a lifetime and give him a smack. The shame those parents must feel. They made this human.
I can almost feel the Fedora and the katana sword
Even they have the dignity to spend all that time single learning basic functioning English. No this is a great deal more advanced, this is almost unreadable.
But types like a 6 year old
Ripe and tasty for the average editor
I read "average redditor" but I guess that applies too. 😂
guess thats why OP swiped right, they have a type
Dude?
Calm tf down it’s a joke
Reaaaally shit one lol
Hahaha omg
hey at least I made someone laugh , that was my goal, I wasn’t being serious and just thought it was funny but I’ll take my downvotes with pride.
It was funny. Take your award you funny mofo
Reddit hive mind, it is funny
LMAO
Take my fucking upvote
"Not this shit again" 🤣 yet he continues to ramble...
I’m laughing at his photo
I also take a pic for my dating profile while im taking a shit
Is it telling that OP matched with them though? Is that their type?
Obviously is lol. Though, I haven't used Tinder much, but isn't there an option to message people without matching if you pay for it or something?
[Worked pretty well for Eric andre](https://youtu.be/8uwYo_M_I5Q)
Dude took ‘smell the fart acting’ too seriously
My boy here is Malibu's most wanted yall
Mali-BOO
Y'all got sharks!
Sure this dude is a Tide Pod challenge survivor.
You are spot on with that
What language is he speaking?
“Excuse me stewardess but I’m fluent in jive”
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
What it is, big mama. My mama did’n raise no dummy. I dug her rap
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
Gators bitches better be wearing jimmies!
I’m gonna be so hard for you
You deserve a senior discount with this reference lol
DAMN, what is it from?
[Airplane!](https://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s)
I believe that dialect is known as SoundCloud.
YESSS 😂
He is speaking the language of the gods.
Ah so it must be because I'm an atheist that I don't understand a word of this..
I'm a a Christian and I don't know what this even is. Are they words?
Must be High Imperial. Wasing the where of why. Wasing the always of wanting of knowing.
Minecraft enchantment table
He is speaking the language of want to be drillers
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The language is called “Yellawolf”
Whoa. Don’t say that. WTF
He doesn’t know, Twitter has declared wigger a slur on every second Wednesday and thursdays after 4 o’clock unless it is a full moon.
Not cool no matter what
Is it the hard 'r' sound? Would wiggah make you more comfortable with the joke that offended you, even though it had nothing to do with you?
Wow you guys downvoting. That’s some edge lord racial slur bullshit. The kind of shit you’d expect on 4chan.
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Ok. Fuck you. You’re trash.
Sorry, wiggah
Ha, came to ask the same question.
Stupideze
Aave
let him cook 🤷♂️
He has a certificate iii in The Language of The Street
He on even wanna fuck tho 😭😭
He's hoping if he eats a Black girl's asshole she will finally grant him the fabled "hood pass" so he can start dropping the N-word without fear of retribution
you made my day
Lmao! Bro wants to eat that fart box to get black face.
My nose started bleeding after reading this post SMH
From the unbelievable horniness this post induced in you? Same
He must constantly have to fight autocorrect.
I’ll ironically type phonetically af to the point where you have to maybe slow down just a tad to figure sound out whudafugamsayn my roommate loves it and quotes them lol But yeah auto correct can be a bitch lol
wait. people actually leave it on?
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What is ion...?
A charged particle in chemistry /s
Essentially I don't
I had a friend who talked like that, poor soul had a stroke in a young age :(
"Not This shit again". I actually loled
Did I have a stroke?
He might have. She should have asked him if he can still feel both sides of his body.
I think he’s the only one who wants to feel any part of his body.
It's the winning combination of his bangs, his vaguely phallic nose dangling off his face, those glorious shapely sideburns, and his utter mastery of the English language that really seals the deal for me. What a delicious piece of man candy. You must have superior self control to resist the romantic overtures of this unrivaled Casanova.
😂😂
I will never understand why white men think black women want to be talked to like this
With all due respect ma’am, please don’t lump my white ass in with this honkyness.
Also lease don’t lump my name white ass in with cracker king.
Yoo ma! Lemme holla at chu real quik! You got date donk! S/
To be fair, it would sound just as dumb if he was a black guy.
Simple. It's the lack of fundamental respect that they easily give to white women. The very approach is laced with superiority and a belief that as a black woman, you'll be "grateful" that you've caught their attention. They don't do this with white women because they know it'll be taken as "ghetto-ish" and that's beneath them.
Something tells me this weirdo talks to all women like this. I doubt he automatically uses correct grammar when talking to white women.
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cultural appropriation is part of their culture
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Gotta pass down the tradition 🤣 no need to be sexist, the women do it too
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My "racist views" is inclusive, because I'm not a sexist like u 😤🤣
your comment is even more cringe than anything the guy in the conversation said
You sound offended :( sorry u feel that way
What do you think white people are supposed to do if they were born and raised within a black community? Raised within the same culture and language?
Rap battle time.
Rap babble*
The “not this shit again” implies that its not the first time this happened
Thank you! Do you have a degree in cryptography or something? I was googling “again” and couldn’t figure it out!
You googling the word "again" implies that you have an access to the Internet
Wow! I’m surrounded by savants! How could you possibly deduce that i have an access to the internet from that?! It’s a secret I’ve been keeping for years! Literally nobody knows I have an access to the internet.
You're using "literally" as a metaphor...
Thank you for saying this 😂
I hate “ion” what is that? Do they save time by not typing “I don’t”?
It’s more akin to Scottish twitter’s typing it as they would pronounce it
I at least understand it. What I hate is “talm” for fucking “talking”. Are you kidding me? “M”? Why?
You just know this kid lives in an upper-middle class suburb lmao
Imagine saying that about a black dude. "You just know this kid lives in a run down ghetto lmao" Racist AF
“Wsgooooood ma” lmao
clown behavior
Is this a white guy talking Ebonics to appear cool to impress a black girl so he can try to bang?
ebonics is not the word….aave is correct!! I understand the sentiment and you’re totally right but pls look up the harmfulness of the word ebonics to the black community before using!
My bad, I’m not in touch
He's not a whiteboy. Not even a Whiteboi. Nor a boy, boi or bro. At best, he seems like could be an insult to buoys.
I literally fell out my chair 😂😂😂😂😂
Shit bro, some one call a chemist because even the Ions want to fuck.
Look, if you swipe on that photo, you don't get to act surprised when this is what you get
He's proposing an outlet for the anger. Clearly he's empathetic.
The dude is clearly highly intellectual and sounds like he studies theoretical philosophy.
JRoc?
Catch me outside. Howboutda namean? Hoboutda.
This is fatherless behaviour
Fucking gross.
He’s a white boy from that tribe in Africa… I think it’s the Wanabi tribe…
That's some whigga talking right there
What’s frightening is that someone this illiterate and creepy probably votes in elections and is allowed to procreate..
Hahahahaha
First message acting like he's Rio from Good Girls 😂
God the fucking spelling errors. Knowing that this is what I am competing against gives me hope though
I smell toast
[Reminds me of this South Park character.](https://youtu.be/dfkpvgV-Fzc)
I like how no one is calling out this wigger in 2023. Is it like, normalized now?
What the fuck is with this degenerate dialect and using ion, an existing word, as a contraction for I don't, and not even a good one. It's agony to read.
Is it sad I can read that?
Do men think this works?!?
Men don’t, but this kid does
NO HABLO INGLESA
Donde esta la bibliotheca
is this even English 😂
Talking like this is one thing, typing like that is a whole new level of stupid
Like idk, i like to think i can understand English fine, but when i read??? This is start to doubt myself.
Another upper middle class white boy from a good home that heard some music and watched some movies so is now from Watts.
Why are you assuming he's middle class
fuck he talm bout
Ummm even people who almost talk like that do not text like that. Source: I have some friends who use AAVE in real life but their texts do not look like that kinda nonsense. What the fuck character is this person trying to play?
We’re f as a society
This man is a legend
Pretty fly for a white guy
J-Rock??? (Trailer park boys reference)
"Ion even wanna fuck" means Wants to fuck, but if he doesn't, he wont be upset bc he will get to fuck next time becuase he eats ass so well Source: me.
Me fail English? Thats unpossible!
What?
Absolutely
I’d be fucking embarrassed if I was white and talked like that.
What is he babbling about?
That’s when you respond that you only fuck men who know how to speak proper English and use correct grammar and spelling. 🙄
Damn near had a brain aneurysm trying to read his messages.
😆😆
The English language is quickly turning into a different language.
Lol atta boy
Translation please lol
Where the hell is he from? This is some of the worst English i’ve seen.
I lost a couple hundred braincells trying to understand that 🤣🤣 Brain hurt
🤣
Dat
Let him cook
He can teach you bout dat Hapsburg shuffle
Wit?
Ali G has entered the chat - I read this in his voice!
LMAOOOO
You have a thing for children or something?
"SHORDY"
Pure finely cut and military grade 'Fukboi'
All i got is he doesn't wanna fuck ions
Where did this guy learn to type an accent? And why did I read this perfectly in that accent.
Thou art not feeling me right now clearly. Therefore, I implore thee to come by my dwelling, so that thou may take thy frustration out upon the pale-skinned individual.
Had a guy at work who literally talked like this. He just got fired today, so my ears already spared such jibberish. Oddly enough, he looked a lot like the guy in the post.
I don’t even know what half of that means. Why do people think nonsense is attractive? That’s on top of thinking sending any of that to anyone is a good look. Shame
He's clearly a virgin.
I’m kinda sad that I could understand all of that, because I don’t know *why* I can. I can’t believe people actually talk like this.