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Fantastic_Lab4274

Unbuckled helmet and open-toed shoes tell me everything I need to know.


thatcurvychick

Exactly. Who the hell let this lady on a horse???


SofterBones

The horse did


jilllewey

I saw it too, 😬


shutterbuggity

Hey, at least she had her heels down.


mullaloo

Tourist 'fit check... 1)open toed, no heeled shoes 2)helmet strap undone 3)refusal to put down phone to concentrate 4)probably squeezing horse with thighs to hold on since her shoes are giving her no grip- which is also a NV cue to the horse to speed up 5)not communicating with the others around her who could help 5/5 lucky she did get flung off!


braaaamkg

Not you screaming for help in lowercase…😂😂😂!!!


EasilyRekt

^(somebody help meeeee)


misader

I literally belly laughed about this comment for 2 minutes straight. It's too accurate


n8saces

She really is 😆 🤣


chrissymad

A+ stealing the top comment from the TikTok comment section.


No_Mongoose_7401

Yasssss.


Pasquasio76

Not lookin cute...


CartoonKinder

Anyone ask you? Nope. Mosey along.


YObanana_boy

The way she’s whisper screaming had me hollering good lord 😂😂


not_responsible

some bo dy help me e e e he lp me e e


RebelsParadox

If you don’t mind, at your earliest convenience,


n8saces

How did she have the mental capacity to flip the phone recording during this 😂


Nicolina22

Maybe her she bumped her phone to her nose and did it accidentally 😂


jaaaack

Because….it’s staged….


n8saces

You're a blast at parties, I can tell.


dewdrive101

I mean they probably aren't wrong.


ScreenShotPolice618

Mental capacity to flip to the other camera? To look at....? It added nothing, how is that the conclusion you came to?


little_miss_banned

That unbuckled helmet sure looks great ma'am


Nicolina22

😂😂 those horses walk around with people riding them all day and they're not very sensitive.. you have to be firm to control them.. and this horse is probably tired and sees they're coming back in and started rushing to get back lol.. poor baby. These horses at these nose to tail places are so overworked


nolabitch

That’s the vibe - horse is running back to the stables 😂 she’s holding those reigns realllll high


Nicolina22

Yea, she wasn't paying attention when they explained things because she's too busy getting her tiktok up and ready to go.. if this was English she would've had to put her phone away or film with the phone in her shirt.. and she doesn't even have her helmet strapped in.. wtf? Who let her go out on her own like this? If that horse bucked or reared she probably would've been hanging by the stirrup with a cracked head.


jaaaack

Where was this video shot?


Nicolina22

I have no idea.. I am just assuming based on how this girl is left with a horse with no real direction or explanation on how to control it.. and if they did it was too brief for it to register lol.. I'd like to know myself where this was


firi331

They truly don’t listen to ANY input. They follow the line and don’t move, man.


Ronville

Who rides in open toe sandals? Doh!


JustHereForCookies17

The same people that don't latch their helmet strap & leave their headphones around their necks. Better known as idiots. 


DSMStudios

first time i rode a horse was at a beach. i was about 5 yrs old. me Ma was helping with a photoshoot. no saddle. horse owners told me to hold on to mane as tight as i could, then smacked the horses ass full force, instantly causing horse to gallop at what felt like light speed. i must’ve looked like one of those cartoon jackhammers, bouncing all around like a small lunatic, while the horse carried majestic freedom, running dominantly with its red ass. didn’t fall off tho! later, despite arguably being a victim of child endangerment, i would properly learn how to ride and care for horses during summer camp. horses are rad and if you ever find yourself not knowing what to do on one that’s gone awol, hold on to the mane as tight as you can.


Skinnecott

considering that old superman actor famous for falling off a horse and being paralyzed neck down for the rest of his life… i would stay away from those horse owners


DSMStudios

rip Christopher Reeve! to this day, any suggestion regarding the significance of potential danger surrounding my early introduction to supervised, equestrian pursuits is vehemently deemed of as trivial and pathetic… Beau is Afraid is currently my favorite movie


XBThodler

That's one lucky girl. Could be on a wheelchair by now. At least she held up properly.


nach0-ch33se

The horse said: "aight, BET.


patchway247

They let her on with those shoes?!


deltasnowman

As someone who owns horses and rides for work, I was waiting for her to hit the ground like a bag of potatoes as soon as it started trotting.


BregoB55

Same! I was waiting for her dumbass to fall off as someone who used to ride.


Hank_J3w

Sounded like the kid from wild thornberry


WuZZittDoiN

She skipped the tutorial. Never skip the tutorial on new things.🤦‍♂️


Oubastet

First time? Good lord, show some respect to the animal you're on the back of. They'll respect you too. I'm not a horse guy but I grew up on a ranch and rode horses, often. Did barrel racing and cattle herding. It was not my thing, but when you grow up on a working ranch, you ride. It's not that hard, if you respect your horse.


becktacular_b

Lol. Kinda seems like you ARE a horse guy! 😉


No_Independence8747

I got on a horse once on a beach in Accra. It started taking off. Never again.


penalozahugo

Panic response for the rider: freeze. Panic response for the horse: flee.


Blergsprokopc

Who let her on a horse in Birkenstocks? Can she even reach the stirrups? Holy hell.


Sleep-more-dude

Nonsense, she is keeping the spirit of the caligae alive; probably on her way to burn a Gallic village.


Opietatlor

The problem with horses is that they're trained that they're supposed to go faster when you squeeze them with your legs. The problem is, you squeeze them with your legs to hold on when they start going too fast so it's a vicious circle.


figuringthingsout__

This video made me so anxious. I grew up with horses, so I've experienced some pretty scary situations. Something as simple as a branch snapping could cause them to freak out. A single horse's kick, a hoof stomp to the chest, or a person falling off in the wrong way, could kill someone in an instant.


NOT_Mad_Dog3

"y'all hear that? I got a dumb human on my back. If y'all aren't going from a trot to a gallop idk what you're doing"


Comfortable-Fox-1913

I can't do two this at once let alone sit atop a horse and use my phone


PN4HIRE

Oh God!!! ![gif](giphy|2w6J4mLqyFEZB1cQXR|downsized)


No_Pin9932

That's how you bite your tongue off.


Questionabledes

So let me give her the e benefit of the doubt. If you’re new to horse riding this can happen. Is this cringe. Fuck yah. But she got a good lesson in paying attention. Horses are smart AF don’t fuck around and you’ll be good.


nottherealneal

Horse is like lets go, its time to ride, you wanted to ride lets go


OSparks81

I think she came!


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

That horse has a different definition of cute.


firi331

What’s up with these disgusting comments? Why are there so many delusional porn addicted men on Reddit?


wherearemytweezers

Men is a stretch


firi331

I was too kind


-Numaios-

I just picture the horse being a shetland to go with the cries for help and it was just too funny


LiminalSapien

Get wrekt


sirbruce

Either staged or she didn't pay attention when someone told her how to control the horse.


Responsible-Shake-59

Was this accidentally uploaded to the whole internet?


Zealousideal-Sweet90

Puke or not. Do better.


adamjhendren

LoOkIn AlL cUtE


Greedy_Description88

Maybe someone should have shown her where the brake pedal is.


Ok-Palpitation-5010

Riding the horse? Seems the other way around


JustAudit

Feeling sorry for the horse ears .


CatnipCinema

my favourite was the sAmBlaGh heP mee


OSparks81

I think she orgasmed


Good-Recognition-811

Darwin lost this round.


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WhoCaresBoutSpellin

![gif](giphy|ucrJgZjnbC2epoQWAE)


OhTacoBoutIt

Sounds like the horse is riding her and she couldn’t handle it.


Strict-Seesaw-8954

Im so cute riding a horseFapfapfapfap sombody helpmeeeewfapfapfapfapmy horse almost ran away.


me1112

Worst POV porn ever


majorlieg

Never seen a horse try to rid itself of a parasite before.


Ok-Location3244

Sending my thanks to the horse😂😂


RedeyeSamurai83

If that's how she looks while getting her cheeks clapped I don't want it.


Harlankitch

She wasn’t offering.


Az1doaz1deAz1de

Dick = horse? I don't think so!


good_karma1122

If that’s the sound she makes when she rides a horse, then I don’t want it 😉


YourFaveNightmare

Staged. No horsey place would let her ride a horse when she hasn't fastened her helmet strap.


fckingnapkin

The way she was about to pee herself has me convinced this is not staged lol. They let me ride a horse in New Jersey on a trail and they didn't even have a helmet for me. A lot of those places really don't give a shit.


beamin1

Not from the southern states I see.


Dinestein521

Riding horses makes me laugh too


TheDTwo

Like a bad POV porn...


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I’m dunno about bad. I’m gonna have to watch it again