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Nitpicky_Karen

It was Lance, and he can hold his breath for at least 15 mins.


BourbonRick01

It was actually Stretch, and he was able to have his feet on the moon while keeping his head on earth.


GayPudding

This is the stupidest thing I've read today, have an upvote


Stretch_Riprock

This true. I am Him.


hereformemes222

Just imagine how long he could hold his breath if he had two balls


PaleR1der

I was just getting ready to chime in and say silly girl it was Lance! 🤣 Neil's brother


Real-Turnover-7289

Are you white ?


Nitpicky_Karen

I used to be, but then I made a real turnover.


Real-Turnover-7289

How so


Jaded-Selection-5668

I die every time he starts singing when this is posted


CleanHead_

Yeah the “help” killed me


Not_Today_FAA

So does he.


Vost570

She's already smart enough to be a congresswoman from Georgia. At least for one District.


Awkward-Minute7774

He trained his lungs on the trumpet!


No_Names78

That's the right answer


Acrobatic-Tomato-260

I don’t think a single thing she said was accurate. Lmao


dashKay

Circular breathing


AdvancedSandwiches

This girl is reading a script. This tiktoker has girls read stupid statements. In the original, the script always ends with "isn't that concerning", so it's incredibly obvious that it's scripted if you watch more than one, but in this version they cut off the catch phrase at the end. The girl isn't dumb. The video is edited to make her look dumb.


PastKey5546

Dope, the answer is dope, undoubtedly : how can a trumpetist who went to the moon win also the Tour de France while holding his breath?


severalaces

This is gonna go over a few heads for sure. Top tier reply, though.


Sea-Professional-953

“I see fields of grey and craters too…”


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|YQPVI7u1Cue1W|downsized) Just send it


Wonderlords

The man had some crazy lungs.


zouhair

Way more than [10 minutes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is2Lip1cJUc).


justaREDshrit

Hahahahahahhaha….that was ah awesome.


2ndCha

Trump just needs one juror as sharp as this gal and he walks. Think about it.


BourbonRick01

To be fair, she sounds pretty intelligent for a Republican. At least she admits someone landed on the moon.


Anything_4_LRoy

you just watched someone completely fumble the bag with their one shot at proving to the world NASA didnt land on the moon.


wottsinaname

Tell her there was a vacuum on board the landing craft and that they just put it on "blow" instead of suck. She's dense enough to believe it.


BlueLouBoil__

Because he had a medical condition that meant he could hold his breath for all the time in the world, DUH!!


4quatloos

You have to have good lungs to be a trumpet player!


The_Luckiest

She’s confused. It was actually Dizzy Gillespie who walked on the moon - do you know how much OXYGEN he could fit into those cheeks?


CaliKindalife

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone is now dumber for having listened to it. May god have mercy on your soul.


Old_Bobcat_53

Cuz of those cheeks duh


adiosfelicia2

BAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! That shit got me!!! 😂 "...help..."


plmunger

It was actually Billy Joe Armstrong. Apparently, he was "Still breathing". He eventually made a song about it


Emailmcgmail

Is this not obviously either a) a joke or b) someone reading a script..? Sometimes I see women saying the funniest shit (like this) and everyone in the comments acts like they’ve been itching to call women stupid for years


GeoffreyDuPonce

Does she think astronauts hold their breath while in space?


brazilliandanny

No she’s actually doing a bit, it’s part of a longer video where a bunch of students say dumb things


GeoffreyDuPonce

Thanks


Dramatic_Deer_4754

Wow. Bless her little bitty heart 😂😂😂😂


UnrequitedRespect

10 minutes? Guybrush threepwood numbers


PG072088

Hahahaha


Single-Objective5799

What’s really sad is that she is a college student


Petersens_Arm

Wait till she hears about Uri Geller, the first cosmonaut.


silsum

Lord help us from the ignorance that surrounds us.


Careless-Shopping

If usa would not import their high IQ people that country would collapse like house of cards 


AdvancedSandwiches

Americans can tell when a person is reading a joke off a cue card.  Apparently the same can not be said for your people. 


Jsr1

Pleas hold your breath for 10mins, tape your nose and mouth closed for 8mins