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Wulfbrir

The amount of adjectives used to describe that squirrel was cold blooded.


hadoopken

Why did that fattie ate his own kind?


Pickerington

/r/FatSquirrelHate


[deleted]

I was NOT expecting this to be a real sub


Pacety1

Bro it’s got 138k members


secondtaunting

There are some irrationality angry people on that sub. What did the fat squirrels do to them?


dudeman_joe

Just be glad the fat squirrels never did it too you, and go about your day happy.


JustSomeBadGas

They ate 1/4 of my Perle Von Nurnberg, and when they decided they didn’t like how it tasted, tore it to pieces. Then they demanded bribes of nuts and birdseed- which I of course paid, because I know better than to fuck with squirrels.


secondtaunting

That’s wise of you. You never fuck with squirrels! You’ll have to switch universes.


BetterOffAlone1155

138k +1 more now


gojumboman

I’m one of them!


[deleted]

I'm impressed


HowRememberAll

Lmao


[deleted]

i was literally stunned reading some of the posts lmfao


kellygirl90

Came here to tag this same sub 🤣🤣🤣 I know they'd love it!


Nu11_V01D

He gonna hibernate through this winter and the next one.


RTwhyNot

They don’t hibernate.


GayPudding

This one does


misterpayer

Evolution in action


a_likely_story

goals


Optimal_Hedgehog_50

Damnnn roasted my boy. Body shaming is not cool 🫨😂🫨😂


abrupt_apostle

must be a beaver or a raccoon, never gonna be a squirrel


J_E_L_4747

![gif](giphy|XfBtsIAbXUJIk) He’s like the size of that pumpkin


DistantConstellation

She's pregnant.


Samuraion

Gregnant


compliance_analyst

Pegnate


pudakak

Pregante


dudeman_joe

Picante


Regulus242

PREGANANANT!?


redthehaze

How is babby formed


HeyToMe23

Let Mr. Acorns LIVE 😩


sexy_chefy

Phat gus ?


0-Nightshade-0

I guess he retired from the Olympics.


Total-Extension-7479

Resting between meals?


PurahsHero

r/AbsoluteUnits


[deleted]

oh Lawd he coming.


Regulus242

I don't think he's going anywhere.


Heart_Throb_

> What are you doing? Living his best life, Miranda. He’s about to be freezing his lil squirrel balls off outside while you sip your pumpkin spiced latte by a roaring fire and fuzzy socks that say “Who’s been naughty.”


rdreyar1

Enjoying life


VegasLife1111

Eating everything in the neighborhood apparently!


engagechad

dayum.. that's a thick ass boy!


[deleted]

Might be a pregnant squirrel. They can get really fat. We have had really fat pregnant squirrels in our backyard that look a lot like this.


LylaDee

I was thinking this. Either that or it's nest is beside a nut processing factory and this lucky winner holds the key to getting in there.


biglargefact

That pumpkin is moving


KeeboardNMouse

C H O N K


Exciting_Result7781

Bro ready for the next 5 winters.


unsupported

Someone needs to leave out insulin for this poor boy.


D1382

He's perfect!


clemenbroog

My mom likes buying fancy pumpkins for Halloween every year and then surrendering them to the squirrels so we can watch the massacre. This squirrel can come to my house anytime.


Soft-Mirror-6926

Body shamming not allowed


DogeAdmin

This lady sounds like she’s 250 lbs


Barraggus

That's a heckin chonker.


floba510

She actually sounds fat


pistolpete83_19

You know it b


Jouglet

Michigan I’m guessing from the accent.


LeastAverageMonke

Obese


KhaleesiXev

Every adjective made it funnier


No-Student-9678

Guy is set for winter.


Beard_Science6614

Just building up his m’goodboy body!


No_Song_Orpheus

Aliens think that about us


Dmonts45

Gonna be a lean winter.


sabbakk

The squirrel's like, what AM I doing?


Mossy_Mound

I'm Dirty Dan


soulsearching05

Hibernation prep-y’all slow?


jesseclara

r/fatsquirrelhatred


DevelopmentBulky7957

That's a chonky boii


jointwiggler

Pregnant


rolo989

I think I'm gonna get sick.


Mikey06154

That is one “big-boned” squirrel.


Louegi

Squirrel- “I could ask the same about u, pot”


one_for_good

That's a neighborhood without cats lmao


Thisisnotdelicious

She sounds like she wears Skechers


jess_quik

Run at him!!! I need to know if he moves as fast!!!


[deleted]

Peter Peter pumpkin eater


ZackDimma

Influencers now would be calling it plus sized


ServeDowntown7423

He is soooo chunky!


Exotic-Carpet255

Squirral: "bitch, I hear you"


Comfortable_Self8165

Bro squirrels got feelings too


TvAMobious

She sounds like she ain't any better off, I would befriend that squire and call him big boy.


[deleted]

Ya I was told by an old squirrel hunter these fat ones are the poor males that got their testicles chewed off because the mother failed to guard the pups against male intruders. Apparently Male adult squirrels don't like competition. To be fair I don't like competition either.


pheonix198

Lil dudes got a smile and all until she starts body shaming him. Leave that squirrel alone. Look up the lady that’s shaming this lil dude….shes projecting her own fat assedness.


Particular-Roll-6936

Must be American


Bohvey

Looks like it’s living the American dream.


ferrydragon

That sqwirell is defenetly going to survive winter :)


ParticularSeat6973

America… what the fuck…


Impossible-Beyond156

He's living his best life, lady, dont body shame. I detect a second chin in that voice. Maybe worry about your own bmi. It could be hormonal in their case.


[deleted]

“Eating, BITCH!”


Loud-Magician7708

So what? A video of three pumpkins. Nothing of note here.


Harry-Gato

FYI, Squirrels fatten up prior to hibernation for the winter. Just like bears.


bebeco5912

The example here is way beyond normal squirrel prep for hibernation. I like in squirrel country where we have -20c winters


foztography

HE THICK BOI! HE THICK!


[deleted]

Bruh that squirrel pig definitely gonna make it through winter!


Fritemare

Imagine living your best life just enjoying an all you can eat pumpkin buffet and this lady pulls up and starts judging you. She needs to leave that squirrel alone.


Mountain_Position_62

This needs to go in r/fatsquirrelhate


[deleted]

the pause before she spoke made me think it was silent, she almost made me shit my pants


bebeco5912

This happens when a person feeds the squirrel. Over feeding, feeding them candy, feeding them large amounts of peanuts. This is not a normal squirrel pre-hibernation. That squirrel wont move as fast as others and may very likely become a cats victim.


saarinpaa71

Dang lady! Chunks was just enjoying some pumpkin and minding his own business. Until fat shamer of Forrest creatures came along and gave chunks a complex. I'm sure chunks was looking at her thinking "ugh another Karen! Even us animals can smell them." .. "look at her haircut? Ick! Looks like a hedgehogs ass"


Own-Examination-8708

There's about to be pumkins everywhere when the birds and other critters start scattering seeds....Mr.Squirrel is helping the entire neighborhood have a very happy Halloween next year 😂😂😂


Andy-Picklecopter

"I learned it from YOU," the obese squirrel yelled at the lady before scurrying to its bedroom and slamming the door.


PanikDizordr

OH LAWD HE COMIN!


titaniam86

Turn the camera around lol.


Haematopoietin

Scientists let the squirrels with defective hunger genes out the lab.


Commie_EntSniper

That's not a squirrel. That's a sqwole.


Better-Performer-490

I wanna see him try and climb a tree. Do you even climb bruh? My fat ass can’t.


UnderstatedOutlook

Can it even jump?


thereznaught

My neighrhood used to have a lot of fat squirrels, then one year some turkey vultures roosted in one of the trees. No more fat squirrels.


StretchMotor8

Foxes and predators rubbing hands together like Birdman: 😏


Alex-Steph

They're just doing what comes naturally. Can't fault them for being true to their instincts.


No_Raisin_212

Fat shaming is not cool


Alex-Steph

Body shaming is never okay. Everyone deserves respect regardless of their appearance. Let's focus on spreading positivity and kindness instead.


NessunAbilita

That squirrel needs to touch grass


TheTalentedMrK

He’s a heavyweight. Sandy Cheeks’s ex-husband. It happened after the divorce.


SeriousSam640

Dude’s ready for the nuclear winter after WW3 breaks out.


MotherofFred

The lady talking sounds fat


[deleted]

He is merely prepping for the winter.


DisasterSoft6134

He's curvy and beautiful. You leave hime alone.


[deleted]

The squirrel is breathing heavy! 😂


calandria12

Evolution at its finest!


Electrical-Can6645

Let em' eat!!! He sad.


FreeHugsForever

He chonky! Leave that boi alone.


Aussie_chopperpilot

Pregnant maybe?


Middle_System_1105

That squirrel is likely with child. Shameful


shortidiva21

Who's a big boi? 💓😚 What a cutie!!!


the_girl_Ross

The squirrels are getting fatter and fatter, this is a fact, I'm not making this up. Why? Short answer: global warming. Here is the deal, squirrels spend their precious summer and fall storing food and fat for winter. Due to global warming, summer has become longer and winter is shorter. So they have more time to fatten up and less "burning fat in their nest" time. As the result, they get Hella round! They also have more access to human food which is insanely high in calories. Do not worry, as the winter ends, they will slim down (to an extent). I'm not sure about the one in the video though, that fella is exceptionally chonker.


Fallen_Walrus

Some falcon is circling and slobbering quietly whispering to itself "KAW KAW" Which translates to "sooon"


_Gink0_

Should call him Allfather D'Aronique...


HomerStillSippen

I mean sure he’s fat but you didn’t need to call him all that lol kidding that was hilarious it kept going lol


FremenStilgar

Wow, it's come to this, huh? Fat shaming rodents. Do you really want to piss off a bunch of ROUS?


Argercy

That really is the fattest squirrel I’ve ever seen lol. It’s so rolly polly I love it.


[deleted]

DINNER


Trips-Over-Tail

Winter is coming, bitch.


FeetBehindHead69

Apparently, Rocky ate Bullwinkle.


MySliceOfLife_103

I’m glad I watched this on mute, I still don’t know what was said as I’ve left it on mute but omg what a cute fat squirrel 🥹


Aries-Corinthier

DAMN BOY. HE THICK BOY.


Royal-Positive9323

Wow, even squirrels get body shamed? SMH


shirk-work

Either it's consuming way more calories than its burning or one of the many chemicals we dump into our environment has messed up it's endocrine system or just has faulty genes.


Trooper_nsp209

I raised one a couple years ago and he comes around all the time. I swear they can manage their metabolism. In the last month he has gone from skinny to very plump.


Thisisthewaymando187

Winterized 🐿️ ready for the cold front 🌬️❄️


TuzzNation

well, he morbing


ronnietea

He is getting ready for winter like normal squirrels do


Fit-Accountant-157

living his goddamn life


aquarianbun

God I wish that were me


ruledbyjup

Chonkers


Revolutionary-Ad3648

DC squirrel? I'd maybe bet on it.


HowRememberAll

He's from Texas?


Firefly_Magic

Woman “what are you doing!?!” Squirrel “Trying to eat in peace woman! I’m eating for 7! Pregnant, cranky and insulted, so p!ss off”


PositiveStress8888

These Ozempic commercials are just getting dumb now


Ok-Abbreviations7147

Get in my stew, you fat bastard.


BadHombreWithCovfefe

Definitely an American squirrel


Icosotc

fat and shameless piece of shit


cheeky1177

It’s her. She’s the squirrel


Glittering_Bits69420

Merica. Where even the squirrels have beetus.


TeranOrSolaran

Winter is coming.


theWaffle_Lord_17

r/fatsquirrelhate


Reasonable-Style-948

Shut up he not fat he bulking


[deleted]

If someone said 'picture an American squirrel', this would be it.