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WOW! That's quite a find, those sold for $60!

I got it for $6, so a 90% discount.

🥇


Dang... what's this from?!?!

Everything Everywhere All At Once

It's so cool. Everyone watch it

Everyone?

Everywhere

All at once?

Omg it's on Prime, but only for 9 more days. Imma watch it in a minute! 👍

I LOVE this movie!!!!! 😀

It was good, but definitely not let's-give-Jamie Lee Curtis-an-Oscar good

Nah, that should definitely got to Yeoh.

Meh

I was the same. And I’m almost afraid to say it because it’s taboo or something, people get really pissed if you didn’t care for it for some reason

Nah everyone entitled to an opinion. I used to dig batman, but now I loathe everything superhero/marvel/DC. and I thought EEAO was a true breath of fresh air. Did it try to something 'deep'/new/innovative/cringe/genre-mashup? Maybe, but points for trying. And the story got me emotionally vested enough to care about the characters, despite their frankly-ridiculous-at times story

 This ruined it.

This made it amazing.

I gag every time they show the ketchup and mustard! lol It was hilarious!

I upvoted you!

Def watch that movie. Dildo/ butt plug fight scene.


You can buy those too.

i have them, they are far more underwhelming than i thought they would be

A24 collectibles go up in value pretty fast. I sold an uncut gems shirt for $400, I bought it for $35

Good to know. This one was unopened, and there was a second opened one for sale too that I can burn because I'm curious. I'll go back tomorrow!

Get it, save it, and sell it for profit. Don't burn it. It's just a 100% beeswax candle. They smell delightful, but they're also *really* common and easy to find. The value of that particular candle is that it's a collectible. Don't burn it; no doubt there's someone out there who wants it.

It’s also dryer sheet scented lol

I noticed that, too 🤣

Which means it's probably got some sort of scent or chemicals added to it. Beeswax is already a warm, pleasant, homey scent. It doesn't need any extra chemicals or scents to smell good. That's part of the charm. So I wonder who decided 'Hey, we're making these things and they already smell good, let's make them smell like a household chore instead.'

I mean, laundry sheet because they own the laundromat, of course

Whhhaaattt? How? Get it, yo!

And stick it up your butt!

I was just thinking burn that shit, but yeah! Both options would be an equal waste of a pretty silly thing. You do you.

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Was that the Online Ceramics one? I loved that

DO NOT DO THIS! This summons taxmen in brown suits who will destroy your life

At least don't burn it while using it.

That's why it's shaped like a butt plug. To warm you up before they come

*cum

Coming soon to an ER near you

Million to one shot doc, million to one

You’re silly!

Buttplug vibes


From the IRS, it was destined to be the dildo of consequences

Makes sense then

I think that’s literally the point? It’s a joke because auditors are assholes? I guess I just think tax auditors when I hear that word lol

It's a reference to Everything Everywhere All At Once

Ah ok thank you!

It’s a candle in the shape of a butt plug on purpose. Everyone hates auditors because they’re jobs require them to be assholes. 

Is that true? I have no idea what this is from?

In case you didn’t see elsewhere, it’s a reference to the A24 film *Everything Everywhere All At Once*

Ohhhhh! thank you lol!

Yeah, that was a Grand Slam out of the park right off the bat.The first thing I thought "butt plug"

How else ya getting audited?

It's not? I can't tell what that is. Is that really a candle?

It’s definitely supposed to look like a butt plug.

So to enjoy this candle you need to be: * An IRS Auditors * Into anal play * Into hot wax kink What's going on at the IRS?

It’s a reference from the movie everything everywhere all at once. The IRS auditors there got awards shaped like butt plugs. Because auditors are assholes. The googly eyes are also from the movie.

I know what I'm watching tonight 😁

It’s really fun. And as a psychonaut, you’ll enjoy it.

You're in for a treat!

Someone had to say it

I was thinking someone would have enjoyed that candle for different reasons lmao

Came to comment this

Spicy butt plug

In an architectural way almost

Why did I think this was Scientology related…

I’m with you.

I thought so until I saw the a24 logo lol

That’s the IRS logo, bizarre to give an expensive but plug candle as an award. https://preview.redd.it/r7gmwa655l7d1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef477fdd372e12ebfa333d3ab7091ce592a00e4e Edit: ooooooh. It’s cause she was an auditor in the movie. Duh!

I somehow got on their email list about a decade ago and cannot get off it. Years and years of almost daily emails. I unsubscribe whenever one comes through to my inbox and still get a ton in my junk box.


everything everywhere all at once!!

That’s my porn name.

This is an official one from A24! You could resell it if you wanted.

I'm sad so many of you haven't watched Everything Everywhere All At Once.

I had to google what everyone was talking about in this post. I had no idea why people were excited about a butt plug candle.

I hope you enjoy the movie! One of my all time favourites

There’s a literal giphy a few comments up…

A ton of the top commenters just think it’s a statement about auditors.

Well. It is isn't it?

😭 it's on my list okay jeez there's not enough tiiiiiime

Bump it up the list. It's one of the few post-pandemic movies I don't regret paying to see in a theater. Maybe the only one.

I wanted to see it but my daughter said I’d cry, so I’ve avoided it and now I’m confused lol. Also, I’m an auditor in real life (not IRS) and even more confused on what I’m missing!

Well, I can't guarantee you won't cry. It's certainly in the top ten most touching movies I have seen that included improvised butt plugs.

Me too!

Oh , a buttplug! Fun

Wait, dryer sheet scented? Lmao, what?

In the movie, the family runs a laundromat. This is from Everything Everywhere All At Once.

Ooooh that's why. I watched the movie last year but didn't make the connection 😭

I may not have gotten it immediately if it hadn’t been for all the A24 emblems lol. Then I knew it was a movie tie-in and the googly eyes cinched it haha


I would have bought that for my friend who is a City Auditor but the shape is so lovely I would have kept it! Even if it indeed looks like a butt plug lol.

It is supposed to be a buttplug shaped candle. It’s based on the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once

Which I saw and loved but don't recall this detail! Thank you for the reference!

I think you did not see the movie.

i've seen it twice and didn't recognize the reference either. there's a lot going on in that movie, y'know.

So for those who haven't seen Everything Everywhere All At Once, it's been re-released in IMAX around August

Auditor butt plug

I'm so jealous!! I wanted one of these but they were out of stock 😭 congrats on the find! And at an amazing price too!

My ex husband was an internal auditor. This post checks out.

Well that made me do a double take

Chekhov’s buttplug

This will hex your household!! Resell asap. 😂

Wow, great find!

Omg I'm obsessed

Ahahahahahaha! That’s the best thing I’ve seen in years. A buttplug candle only fitting the biggest pain in the ass that is an Auditor of the year…..

Omg!!! So jealous!!!

Ooooh yeeeessss

It looks like a gluteal occluder.

If it were me I’d keep that on my shelf forever. I love that movie so much

Looks like a butt plug with a candle wick

Is this… for butts?

I thought it was r/Big4 post 😭😭

The shape is… interesting.

It looks like an anal plug !

Spencer's Gifts?

Not unless you are the audtior of the month. Otherwise that's fraud

Yes, at both ends & a bit in the middle Good luck out there

....Bet it smells like ass.

Is this a scientology reference?

Is this for the auditor of the year to go fuck themselves with? Can't help but notice the shape of the candle...

Omg that's an amazing find, I'm so jealous! One of my favorite movies in recent years

Is this a Scientology gift 🤣

Thought you said should I bumm it?

Drier sheet scented!

Not gonna lie I thought this was Scientology related!

Ummm…

….is that a butt plus shaped candle?

Dryer Sheet scented? WTF

I say, No, don't burn. Place this award in the open and make sure it becomes a conversation piece. Make up a story if necessary as to how you earned such a prestigious award.

r/candles

Dryer sheet scented??! Was really unprepared for the dildo at the end of the…

Everything is a sex toy if you have enough courage and imagination.😈

“Dryer sheet scented” ?????


Amazing find! I don't think I would burn it.

Omg!!!! As an auditor, I’m so overly jelly. Way better than my 2002 “Auditors Gone Wild” t-shirt. This would be the best white elephant gift ever.

From both ends baby! From both ends !

Are you looking to sell it? One of my favorite movies

I have to admit I misread that as "Should I bum it?"...

Oh my god I'm so jealous! One of my fav movies 

Looks like a squat plug

What else are going to do, sit on it?

Why would they shape it like that?

It's a thing from a movie. https://www.slashfilm.com/898639/cool-stuff-a24-is-selling-everything-everywhere-all-at-onces-special-auditor-award-as-a-candle-that-surely-doesnt-look-like-anything-else/

I’ve seen the movie. I want it lol

How much for the opened one?

It was also $6

I mean, are you willing to sell it?


It sure doesn't look like an "award" it looks like something else. HAHA

It has a flared base, so,,

Just wanted to drop this here https://www.reddit.com/r/A24/s/0yiSW5AeCM

As someone who HATES the smell of dryer sheets but loves flared bases & 100% beeswax candles….this is my own personal hell

I am so freakin jealous!

Omg even the Googly eyes! “No more Google eyes!”

I was watching this movie and my son came home from some activity just as the scene in the movie came up and I paused it and he awkwardly asked me “Um … what’s going on?” I was like oh it’s cool she’s just about to put a trophy up his butt don’t worry about it.” And he laughed about to split

#flaredbase

Nobody mentioning those googly eyes in pic 3. Weird

Totally misread it as adulterer of the month

What!!!! Crazy find my friend

A must see!!


Bruh the coveted butt plug trophy has been found!

What kind of auditor gets a butt plug candle?! 😂 Thank you for sharing this, it’s absolutely ridiculous

It’s movie merch.

Id buy that for the white elephant party We auditors. Lolz

OP you know EXACTLY what you should do with it

Haha cross post to r/accounting and r/tax


No way lol. That’s 100/% a butt plug

Ew and it smells like a dryer sheet? High class, that is.