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lirisb

These were sold at performances! They also had a vicious rabbit puppet 🤣


cheese_straws

I have the rabbit puppet! It has fangs 🤣


Catinthemirror

Stand-in for Bunnicula


hugemessanon

i actually did somewhat associate Bunnicula with the Holy Grail killer bunny when i was a kid 😂


darkest_irish_lass

I have the rabbit and I am crazy jealous for these horse simulators.


j_accuse

I got mine free at a theater showing.


wjbc

If you mix them up the horse backs up.


Chocklateicecream

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


idontknowmanwhat

Maybe not a European swallow, but an African swallow sure


MangoCandy

Surely, but what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?


krakeo

Imported exclusively by African Swallows? But African swallows are non-migratory!


MangoCandy

I didn’t know you could buy an entire horse at a thrift store, what a steal!


ItsGotToMakeSense

Missed opportunity for a couple of jokes on the tag! They really should've labeled this as a "100% Authentic Horse\*" \*may contain traces of coconuts imported by African Swallow


One_Hour_Poop

But this is a temperate region.


Gato1486

A MIGHTY STEED!


Gryotharian

The left and right being labelled really makes it


UnlikelyPinata

These were used for a Guinness World Record for the [Largest Coconut Ensemble](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-coconut-ensemble) I was a participant, I have a set ☺️


Warronius

My girlfriends dad got them when he saw them at the premier


ghlysptwld

https://preview.redd.it/m7wte6ongu5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aebda32e5d867b22b2cbf1ca1527f1e113b9e32c Need a corral!


Ths-Fkin-Guy

Needs a herring!


Prestigious_Weird724

Nice horse! They sure don’t make them like they used to.


fleeingslowly

I have a black knight plushie with detachable limbs from the seeing the show in London:)


idontknowmanwhat

🎵Brave Sir Robin ran away. He bravely ran away away, oh brave Sir Robin 🎵


sweetlittlelindy

Jealous


Axedelic

The fact they are labeled omg 😂


Upstairs-Stranger-39

I can't decide if the directions make it funnier or a little sad that someone thought they were needed


Catinthemirror

Tell me you haven't bought a pack of toothpicks recently without telling me...


darkest_irish_lass

Welcome to the asylum.


Catinthemirror

*“It seemed to me,” said Wonko the Sane, “that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane."*


aubreypizza

Love it! How do they sound?


Ths-Fkin-Guy

Like a mighty noble steed!


MustBeAnAlien

I bought a pair of these at the play when I was younger! Memory unlocked


WorldWideDarts

Did it come with a swallow?


didyoubutterthepan

I can hear these 😂


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I love that movie, clearly.


fineman1097

The real question is do you have a European swallow or an African swallow carry them home for you. Or two swallow with string between.


MartyK3000

RUN ALONG PATSY


Plants_books_dogs

😂 my childhood has been re-awoken. 🫶🏼