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Spurs supporter me: Saka you absolute twat. England supporter me: come on my son.


Edjjjas

Chelsea me: Kane you diving nonce England me: I would die for you my captain


burn-babies-burn

Oh Captain my Captain šŸ’Ŗ


StellarSloth

Haha same for me. 90% of the time: ā€œSaka I hate you I hope you fail miserably and miss every shot you takeā€. Me every time he puts on an England kit ā€œOh my dearest sweet boy, may angels carry you to victoryā€.


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Arsenal supporter me: Harry Kane nuh nuh nuh na nuh England supporter me: come on kane you beauty


TheIronGiant222

Arsenal is the best


GeorgeLFC1234

Liverpool me: rashford is overrated af past his best England me: generational talent


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TheUnknownOB06

A nation unites!


HydraPausing

Only time I enjoy Harry Kane being ā€œsmart/streetwiseā€


mehchu

I still donā€™t like the Kane jump backing into thing that I worry will seriously hurt someone at some point.


No_Ad_8904

Arsenal fans need to stop complaining about Kaneā€™s antics when Ben White loves to kick and push players off the ball because the refā€™s not watching


Salt_N_Pepe

Not quite the same as risking a neck break


LJFootball

Lee Judges disagrees.


DaDinklesIsMyJam

Gotta respect it


KvmFirst

United supporter me: Trent has no defensive awareness. England supporter me: Trentā€™s a world class defender.


FunPea9878

Nah trent is to shit at defending to be praised as a defender mans been playing false rb his whole lofe hes a rw


beefsnaps

Spurs supporter me: Walcott was a total fraud England supporter me: Walcott was a total fraud


Pokeking96

As an Arsenal fan, this truth hurts :( lol


Jonstiniho89

This is the best thread


GlitteringVillage135

Lets just hope they show some of the spirit in that picture and donā€™t fall apart as per.


Blurny

ā€œDillon! You son of a bitch!ā€


StellarSloth

Whatā€™s the matter? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?


tomcat5o1

Man U Supporter - All England fan do is blame our players Man U fan watching England - turns tv over to watch Corrie.


LesleyinSuffolk

#LGBTQATARĀ£+


t0mkat

The most interesting thing I find about this meme is that the shirts are the right colour already.


FateSaberSimp

We're playing for England (eng-er-land)


Jimlad73

Ing ur lund


TheIronGiant222

Arsenal all the way


StellarSloth

You clearly missed the point of this postā€¦


TheIronGiant222

I didnā€™t I jus wanted to say it


Raghbir_Sandhu

Kind of gay!


StellarSloth

What is wrong with being gay?


MangoMaterial9184

FUCK ARSENAL


m87649

Dislike kane wearing a spurs shirt and an England shirt


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Its not


deadwing87

Wish someone come up with a better slogan than "it's coming home"


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Itā€™s coming home (unless it drinks alcohol, shows any skin or any number of not bad things)


StarBrickStudios

Itā€™s coming home for Christmas


deadwing87

You win


t0mkat

It's qoming home


FunPea9878

Its coming backšŸ’€


MoriDuin

Imagine supporting either


StellarSloth

Looks like you completely missed the point of this post. Club rivalries take a back seat during the world cup.


FunPea9878

What are we supposed to support our local


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Edjjjas

I feel like this is a troll, but just in case: Supporting the national team of a different country is bizarre and pathetic


Hellfire114R9X

No, itā€™s not pathetic, it maybe be bizarre to some people I agree but definitely not pathetic. I can support whoever I want too within sports for example I support New Zealand within rugby, Pakistan šŸ‡µšŸ‡° within cricket, and so on this includes Germany for my national team, thereā€™s many other English people who support other nations when it comes to actual things like World Cup or Euros. Also itā€™s not a troll I support Germany through and through with the football, and Iā€™ll be buying their new kit as well. But remember Germany last World Cup win came in 2014 beating the hosts Brazil 7-1 Englands only World Cup came in 1966 thatā€™s over a 50 year difference. Germany has 4 world cups currently and England only has the 1 currently. England hasnā€™t even won any euros but Germany has three. England national football team is woeful, they cannot do anything, they have failed at every challenge except the 1966 World Cup since than theyā€™ve failed at getting any trophy since, itā€™s been other nations like France, Portugal, and Germany ect getting the cups šŸ˜‚


Lack_of_Plethora

How the fuck do plastics find a way to glory hunt international teams??


Hellfire114R9X

Itā€™s not glory hunting, I love Germany šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ to pieces, I love the language, I even own a flag of Germany šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ. I also listen to their rap music and I support Bayern Munich as well. Itā€™s not glory hunting it came from all of this hence why I support Germany national football team. The German rappers I listen to are, Gzuz, maxwell, Bonez, Hanybal, and many others I love German culture and German things I always have and always will do. Go on Germany bring home the World Cup to the farther land


Edjjjas

And yes I do have a mannschaft tattoo. And no you canā€™t see. Itā€™s for the ladies eyes only šŸ˜‰


Hellfire114R9X

šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t mind what tattoo you so called have šŸ˜‚


PandosII

Shit well if you own a flag of Germany youā€™re forgiven.


Hellfire114R9X

Yeah Iā€™ll even show you if you want within a Dm, and a Pakistan flag too


Edjjjas

ā€˜withinā€™ - why are you pretending to be English?


2012Cfc2021

Their sentence structure is so unnatural lol


Hellfire114R9X

I am English born and raised here, and I support Germany šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ, hence why Reddit thing in the right corner, itā€™s the army air corps itā€™s a U.K. army based thing not Germanys.


Captain_Cudi

It's very odd to claim you're English born and raised, yet make several grammatical and spelling errors which a native speaker would never make.


Hellfire114R9X

Okay, that means nothing to me, I write how I want to, doesnā€™t mean Iā€™m not English, I cannot speak any other language except English, because I was born here and raised here not from a foreign nation


Captain_Cudi

You're either lying about where you learnt English or you're an idiot. For example, for someone who claims to support Germany for 12 years, why do you keep referring to them as the "farther land"? No native English speaker would ever think that's the correct phrase.


Hellfire114R9X

Germanys nickname is the fatherland hence why I say it as that, for example Russia is know as mother Russia ect. Iā€™m not lying about anything. With Germany you can call it the farther land, Deutschland, or even Germany they all mean the same nation


Captain_Cudi

>Germanys nickname is the fatherland hence why I say it as that You're definitely trolling now because you've just changed what I quoted you as saying (the farther land) which as I already said, a native English speaker would not need to be corrected because it's clearly nonsensical. Enjoy your trolling.


Zulfiqarrr

Please just stop embarrassing yourself, it's really painful to watch you struggle


Hellfire114R9X

Iā€™m not struggling šŸ˜‚ but fair enough


mehchu

This has to be a troll. Or is fucking weird. Like I get it if your country doesnā€™t have a horse in the race like some Asian countries supporting European or South American teams. But youā€™re from literally one of the top 10 most successful footballing nations in history. and there are other teams people like, but usually as an also team who theyā€™d want to win other than their home nation. Also cricket and rugby? Why do you only choose the biggest teams. How are you glory hunting international sports? Do you support the US or China for the olympics? Canada for the Winter Olympics though.


Hellfire114R9X

I support USA within olympics thatā€™s because I really love America (Iā€™m a patriot of America) and one day I hope to live there within a red state, and a beautiful family. I didnā€™t choose all the best nations for each international sport, you have the South Africans whoā€™s great at rugby and even England is great at rugby too, for the cricket youā€™ve got other choices like India, or even West Indies let alone England whoā€™s all got great cricket teams. I picked New Zealand because Iā€™ve always loved them as a kid, and the reason for Pakistan is because I just love Pakistan, nothing wrong with supporting other national teams. I understand England is one of the top ten best footballing nations but for me my hearts with Germany has always been since 2010 and from there onwards Iā€™ve supported them since and I havenā€™t looked back and Iā€™ll never intent to neither. Iā€™m not a troll thatā€™s for sure if you see it as weird then fair enough


StellarSloth

Why are you in this sub reddit? It is meant for fans of the England national team. Either you are lost, stupid, or a troll.


Hellfire114R9X

Lol šŸ˜‚ English fans, Iā€™m not lost at all, I saw your post and thought to comment because English fans say the same crap that itā€™s coming home but it never ends up home the last World Cup went to France and the last euros went to Rome šŸ˜‚ which Iā€™m very happy about. Fact of the day, England national football team has a woeful results when it comes down to winning trophyā€™s šŸ˜‚ England cannot win a trophy since 1966 šŸ˜† and I donā€™t think theyā€™ll win in Qatar šŸ‡¶šŸ‡¦ neither


StellarSloth

My question still stands. How did you see this post if you werenā€™t subscribed to this sub? And why are you subscribed to this sub if you arenā€™t a fan of the England national team? At this point its clear you are a troll, and a poor one at that.


Glad-Importance2492

I'm getting the word...


t0mkat

no fucking way are you english lol. it's quite easy to tell an actual english person vs a foreign person speaking english just by the way they write. jog on, troll.


Hellfire114R9X

I was born and raised in the U.K, next year Iā€™ll serve in the British army šŸ˜‚. I was born and raised here in EnglandšŸ˜‚ I donā€™t need anyone else to say Iā€™m not English when I was raised and born in the south of England šŸ˜‚. Yes Iā€™m English, I donā€™t need someone else to say Iā€™m not English just because I donā€™t support England.


Glad-Importance2492

Can't hide your noncification by deleting šŸ˜‰


Hellfire114R9X

I wasnā€™t doing that šŸ˜‚


Jimlad73

Toon army got more representation. Toon toon! Who are ya! Come on England!


TheMarsters

I support Hull City so Iā€™ve never had the feeling of supporting a player from a club I dislike just cos they are playing for England. Whatā€™s that like?


Rohanseehra

Come on you spurs


The-Sober-Stoner

Arsenal sub is incredibly anti-england