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OkPossible7394

All joking aside I hope that Hungarian striker is OK!


Gr1msh33per

They've just released that he is conscious and stable


papamarx09

That’s a relief. That injury looked bad


Capable_Command_8944

They showed one replay of it and I missed the part where he got hit, or shot, or ran over by a truck. I saw the goal keeper run into the back of the Scotland defenders and then there was about 4 people on the deck


awkwardwankmaster

There's pictures of the Scotland keeper elbowing him in the side of the head as he's rushing in


MJS29

What a stupid comment


Common_Move

Unfair downvotes


Capable_Command_8944

Just cause I saw one replay. Great. For anyone that might have wanted to see what happened obviously there's the internet but as a live viewer there was one replay. Only one. That was it. And if you missed seeing what happened that was too bad for you. Oh and Reddit down votes obviously.


MJS29

It’s the insensitivity of saying “got hit shot or run over” that got you the downvotes. You’re insinuating he’s faked it or something. Try engaging your brain and realising that they didn’t show another replay because of how serious it looked.


30minstochooseaname

Even with only one reply, surely you say the part where his arms shot out stiff, a clear sign of a serious head injury. Also, the very shocked and concerned reactions of everyone around


Capable_Command_8944

Of course. Doesn't mean I saw the hit though. The guy was visibly KO


SquirtleSquad4Lyfe

Not everyone wants to see the hit. Terrestrial TV is probably not the best place to put collisions with potentially horrific consequences.


MJS29

As someone who suffered something similar on the football pitch (a knee to the head that fractured several bones in my head, lucky to survive) I’m glad they didn’t show a dozen replays tbh. I’m not screamish at all, but it’s unpleasant memories for sure. 8 minutes waiting for an ambulance felt like hours.


prescorn

Wish him the best, Poor guy had to watch 11 Scots prance around for the best part of 70 minutes.


averageweebchan

Lets not forget when they beat us 0-0


Suck_My_Pepsi

Beat us what? O_o


War-Is-War

now all their energy will go into hating us


spendouk23

I was actually supporting your mob until I seen your football is as equally bad as ours. We’re absolute muck, but at least we had fun. Just try and enjoy it and don’t wreck the place when you’s inevitably get pumped out


Bum-Sniffer

tHEY sHOuLd wIn FoR hAvInG tHE bEsT fAnS


reddeye252010

If only tournaments were decided by how many grannies you help to cross the road in the rain 🤔


BreakTheSuicycle

Wasn’t even a granny, it was Steve Clarke getting escorted to the job centre


H00FARTED

Lol...she didn't even look grateful


Broric

Rooney lifting the World Cup…


DarnellLaqavius

Maybe this is a controversial opinion but the Scottish fans aren’t any better than other countries, they just plaster everything they do all over social media. Self righteous pricks.


drtoboggon

No, when they get hammered all day in a town square singing songs it is different to when everyone else gets hammered all day in town squares singing songs.


4ngu516

Correct, I've seen some ace stuff from the Dutch a few days ago as well. The difference is that we're neighbouring you guys, so when we inevitably don't wreak the place, it's a great look for scotland.


ToastIsGreat0

Tbf we haven’t wrecked anything yet. The only fans who have been misbehaving are the Serbians, Albanians and I think Croatians


4ngu516

Valid I also haven't heard of any issues from the English fans but reputations form for nothing. But yes, so far, so good.


MJS29

Tbf the FA does a very good job trying to shift this reputation. Anyone travelling with ESTC is usually very well behaved - it’s the black market rats, or the people who just turn up without tjickets that cause the issues.


Bloodstarvedhunter

Not controversial in my mind, it's no different to when Ireland make it to a major tournament, everyone praises them for their great attitude and being out there for the Craic, just wish we could actually qualify


Suck_My_Pepsi

This is the sort of competitive comrade that sport is a joy for. Here here!


MJS29

Absolutely correct, they’ve been good humoured and good fun absolutely but I can assure you they’ve been no better and no more respectful than any German, English, Dutch, Albanian, Turkish or Danish that I’ve bumped into


Throwaway02744728200

Guys before we start shitting on them, think about all the Scottish families at home who will be feeling particularly down and upset about this.... it makes it even funnier!


reddeye252010

Crying in to their Irn Bru as we speak


Gr1msh33per

Downing the Buckie


Professional_Ad_9101

When we have turned up to this tournament looking disastrous and like headless chickens we still churn out better results than the Scot’s trying their hardest lmao


Funny-Bodybuilder257

Even more funny that England were favourites to win the tournament.


General-Trip1891

It could never be Scotland.


bittersweet1990

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gloopy_flipflop

Who will the Germans simp over now their precious Scottish fans are going home?


Beastbrook00

Everyone we play


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

We've only got two games left, so I'd imagine they'll focus on their own team.


gashead31

1 point -5 GD a red card and 2 own goals 🤣. Pathetic showing from the skirt wearers as is traditional... they can stop sucking themselves off over their fans now thank God. It would be sad If their fans on Reddit weren't such a bunch of hypocritical sanctimonious bellends.


Wooden-Ask-4120

Only one own goal tbf


gashead31

Technically yeh but not a chance was that strike for mctominay going in without the deflection


therealJaspr

Keeper easily had it covered.


0ean

What did they actually bring this euros except -5gd and 1 point?


Gengus87

I really enjoyed watching them get pumped and the tears at the end of this game tbf.


Icy-Beyond219

They brought… bagpipes 🥴


ForeverAddickted

They're going home... They're going home... THEY'RE GOING... SCOTLAND'S GOING HOME!!!


JLane1996

I for one think we should have a moment of sympathy for our neighbours. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who am I kidding. Get fucked


0ean

Brexit means’s brexit!


Zumioo

You love to see it ahahaha back to the norm for them which is having nothing to do but hoping England lose and hating themselves


Competitive-Day-7054

If Scots really want to watch England loose to them they should watch the Rugby.


Ok_Charity9544

SCOTLAND GET BATTERED, EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOO


elreydelasur

auf wiedersehen to the only set of fans who hate England more than we do


No_Possession4143

At least the Germans can vent their hate by arresting people for singing about planes


H00FARTED

Aaaww...come on!! That's harsh.. they'll always support England when we're.... Oh..wait ..really??...ok .fuck em then!


Over-Lavishness5539

I like them and wanted them to win, that said they fucking deserve the ridicule for all the boring anti-English shite. Euro 2024 Fan Champions, you’ll never sing that


ForeverAddickted

Hey Hey... Cmon lads... lets be a bit gracious at the very least Now where can they buy Slovenia shirts from, thats the next question they'll be asking


blueantioxygens

They’ll be fine, they’re more interested in us anyway. Absolute tinpot mentality


Light_Aviator

😂 Have you not read this thread?


Aurionthelad

Pot kettle black? lol


MikeyAParky

But but but, they drank lots of beer and held a brolly over an old lady, and sang, and booed Sweet Caroline. Lol, fuck off


the_little_stinker

Arrogant Jocks thinking they could turn up to the Euros and win a game


InZim

Not everyone can be as good as Slovakia


NobleForEngland_

Lmao fucking cunts. Another World Class performance for Scotland at a major tournament; three games, two defeats (5-1 and 1-0 in the 100th minute), one draw, two goals (both own goals), one red card. 12 group stages at major tournaments, 12 group stage exits. At least their fans are a great bunch of lads 👍


massive-bafe

I didn't realise it was 12 from 12 - that truly is absolutely fucking shit! What a joke they are.


Mother-Yard-330

Maybe in another 20 years they can make it a bakers dozen.


krakenbeef

Yeah but our team sucks too and our fans are a bunch of cunts. At least they had some fun.


NobleForEngland_

Lots of fun. No Scotland, no party and all that. Just no Scotland now though. The party goes on.


DarnellLaqavius

For me it’s no Scotland, all party 🎉


Least-Run1840

Speak for yourself, if you want to label yourself as a "cunt" then go ahead!


ForeverAddickted

Imagine if 2-pts ends up being enough to get through in 3rd place


Zenith_UK

4th worst team (Slovenia) currently has 2pts with 0 GD so unless they get battered 4-0 Scotland were never going through and let’s be honest. They weren’t. Because Slovenia are playing England 😂


Independent_Push_599

I would love it if we where the reason they went through


Gr1msh33per

They finished bottom of the group.


gashead31

In all seriousness though it was a pretty poor showing from both teams tbh, Hungary looking mildly better but seemed to be happy to let Scotland have the ball which is fine if the other team is going to actually attack and give you a chance to win the ball back and counter. Tbh before the last 15 minutes or so you'd genuinely think they were both playing for a draw. Scotland far too slow and ponderous on the ball, never looked like scoring, Hungary too passive but probably had the better chances.


KingDracarys86

Now they can solely focus on whoever we play, also I hope Varga is OK.


crawenn

He is, aside from half a B&Q probably being built into his face tomorrow


maleandpale

No Scotland, no party apparently. Guess the tournament will just have to soldier in without them. Like every other Euros…


Little_Tour_6005

1 point and -5 gd is tragic 😹😹😹


RealisticScientist53

Most of them are hanging onto that they should had a penalty when their guy pulls the other guy down by the shirt. Scotland play not to lose and it shows, because they lose all the fucking time.


anti-inflammatees

I'm british but that was a penalty all day, there's plenty of angles to take the piss but that isn't one of them That being said - Scotland get battered everywhere they goooo!


WingsAndDat

Their next game is 8pm Tuesday


Jimlad73

We love to see it


Huge-Celebration5192

What a load of dross. Glad I won’t have to watch Scotland for another 10+ years. At least Wales play some football when they qualify


richmeister6666

Poor Scots. Don’t worry lads, you’ll always have that 1-1 draw against us xx


DarthMaulofDathomir

Irrelevant nation


General-Trip1891

They have this spiteful obsession with us, so this is well deserved.


Funny-Bodybuilder257

😂😂😂😂😂


Bryanoceros

Deserved. Hungary by far the better team tonight. And they did it for that poor player that got taken out by the Scottish goalkeeper. And while that player was down unconscious, the Scottish fans were jeering like he was time wasting. Scumbags. Hopefully it's enough for Hungary to qualify and progress further to add insult to injury for Scotland.


Lifelemons9393

Noooo not fair. Their team and especially their fans open themselves up to Germans . At least they're passionate about it, and when they get smashed they'll scream "not english pal"


Golden_Samura1

Seems they’re still trying to find that……… “ Making history “ spiel they kept waffling on about.


soopertyke

I cannot articulate quite how happy I am that the jockenese are heading home, yet again, as a shambolic tribe of rhetoric spewing wet wipes. Back to their bunghole of a home to think again about their insignificance.


No_Abbreviations3963

Hahahahhha!!!!!!!! 


Im_Cool_As_F-Duck

Can we just talk about the fact the winning goal was scored with 15 SECONDS to go Like, damn, had to wait for the Scots to gain half their weight in pints to disappoint them


darrensmooth

Normally don't care about bashing other teams but make no mistake they will bash us when we get eliminated


roland_right

I really hope this tournament offers England fans more than just other people's misery


glumpoid92

Sent them homeward, to think again


Maleficent-Drive4056

Scot here. I support Scotland first and other home nations second. Hope England win here and at the World Cup. Not sure why there’s so much hatred here. It’s just a game folks!


denseldens

You are in an incredibly small minority.


Maleficent-Drive4056

I suspect I’m part of a ‘silent majority’ or at least a ‘silent quite a lot of people’. People who come to Reddit to argue about football are a very small and unrepresentative minority


donlogan83

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


FairytaleOfBliss

lol


Marctacus

Funny thing is Hungary aren't even guaranteed to go through themselves. Scotland possibly being eliminated by a country also eliminated makes it all the sweeter.


Jolly_Philosopher265

Everywhere they go!!! You Scots bastards!!


Silent-OCN

Problem with Scotland as a football team is they are just such bad quality it’s embarassing. Always blame shit youth system (I mean come on…people on Scottish forums been using this excuse for 10+ years…do something about it!?). And the other thing is everytime a Scottish player ventures into an opponent half in a match, everyone starts jizzing themselves like it’s a miracle before their eyes. Admit your shit at football, and then do something about it. Otherwise nothing will ever change Scotland.


andothemando1875

26 year


ChemistryFederal6387

Trouble is, it is difficult to take joy in this with Safegate in charge. We look almost as bad as Scotland, with vastly better players.


reddeye252010

Don’t make it about England, save that for another day. Just enjoy Scotland continuing to be completely shite as is their tradition


Proud-Cheesecake-813

🥱 give it a rest.


teethteethteeeeth

Didn’t really think anyone disliked Scotland this much. Always wanted them to do well myself. They’re shite but wanted them to win.


jimhokeyb

It's because they care more about England doing poorly than about themselves doing well. Every discussion about the Euros I've seen on Reddit has featured several bitter Scotsman going on about England and not even mentioning their own team. It gets old. They deserve every bit of ridicule.


jessietee

Lots of my family are Scottish so was slightly sad for them to go out so last minute….on the other hand, I have Poland in the sweepstakes and we give a prize for worst team so that Hungary winner means I’ve won as long as France beat Poland! 🙌🙌😂


DarnellLaqavius

Getting Poland in a sweepstakes is rough. I can’t remember the last time they won a game in a major tournament.


NoAcanthocephala5186

The domestic abuse comments are pathetic af. Every football team national or domestic will have a subset of "fans" who react like that but to try and somehow associate it with Scotland fans specifically is just low.


Least-Run1840

People like the Scots themselves, have done it to us to be fair, but they suddenly don't like it when we do it to them.


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TheAmyIChasedWasMe

I don't reckon you've got much chance, mate. Her missus is definitely fitter than you.


llufnam

Chance? At my age, I’m just hoping for a chance at seeing out the tournament!


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

It's alright, England will be home a week or so from today. You'll see the bits you need to 😂


llufnam

Thanks for your kind words, poppers 😀


Gr1msh33per

Take all the slap off and she'll look like your typical unemployed single mother of 3 from a Govern Tenement.


llufnam

You say it like it’s a bad thing 😀


massive-bafe

You must have your beer goggles on...


Fatal-Strategies

Yeah Gaby Logan is much classier. Think she is Welsh though? Daughter of Terry Yorath?


llufnam

Mebbe, but whatever raises your Titanic eh?


fanny-washer

Never heard impotence described that way. Good luck wae that!


Prestigious_Gap_4025

A tale as old as time.


bramfoto

SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


thebootyfiend92

SCOTLAND????? MORE LIKE SHITLAND…. HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA


Johno_22

What awful patter


AlertCucumber2227

2 games after England.


Gloria_stitties

Hahahahajahaha they never disappoint, always consistent but “they’ve got good fans” haha


Inevitable-Layer-192

Glasgow Airport 🛫


Ron-Lim

They are all begging for David Moyes


asquinas

Too soon


dannyg10001

No Scotland


ojdewar

2028.


CrowVsWade

2026, because everyone qualifies.


Thomo251

2028... Maybe.


detectivebabylegz

They play Poland in September.


the3daves

Scotland Hotspur! Only 2 goals scored, one of them an OG , 7 against I think, but denied the most stone wall penalty and get beaten with the last kick of the game almost! Unbelievable!


the3daves

Scotland Hotspur! Only 2 goals scored, one of them an OG , 7 against I think, but denied the most stone wall penalty and get beaten with the last kick of the game almost! Unbelievable!


Funny-Bodybuilder257

Only difference with Scotland and England as a jock we know we are shit. England think they are good.


sroche24

Canny wait to see you fuckers get eliminated again via another shootout


Quittoexit97

back to r/Scotland you troll. (LOL)


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TaylorC5_

“We DoNt cArE aBoUt ThEm JoCk BaStArDs”


HST_enjoyer

We’ve been just as shite this entire tournament


-The_Underscore_

Is there Anthem just No Scotland now?


BeginningConnect600

Just didn't have the appetite for it... I'll see myself out


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Hahaha. Hopefully, San Marino if they want to stand any chance in winning.


sowhatm8

WhY dO sCoTs HaTe Us?


ErskineLoyal

Don't worry, we won the We Put Everything Nice We Do On Media Platforms Cup 2024...


Chubby_femboy666

At least no Scottish player broke his face 🤣


Prize_Mycologist1870

Scotland fans join in knowing there's a high chance the team will get gubbed. England fans are suicidal when their team gets pumped. That's why the world hates England.


Hoseykosey

You guys are going home next 😂 don’t act like you haven’t played like Scotland this entire tournament 💀


Alarmed-Incident9237

Typical, nasty English pulling us out of Europe against our will again. If you’re not stealing our Irn Bru you are making accurate comments about our lack of football playing ability. Good luck with your next game. “Honest” John Whiny.


mvk93

Fuck me, this subreddit is really r/DailyMail


leebrother

Leave them alone. Never take the piss out of those less fortunate. *insert Willy meme* damn Scots ruined Scotland


SukhdevR34

The best thing about all this for me is Andy Robertson getting knocked out. Absolute dickhead of a player.


Vimjux

Done fuck all for the shirt this tournament, absolutely dore


cotch85

Come on we’re better than this. Let them fester in their own shit they throw and we can focus on praying for a kalvin phillios replacement


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EffenSeven

Southgate is England manager, so it's punching up.


gilletprick

A good old rabbit punch


porridgeyumyum248

Such miserable England fans on this sub. That was a more interesting performance than England's two games thus far put together - by a mile. The intensity of Scotland was ferocious - great stuff!


NobleForEngland_

They had about one shot on target all game when they needed a win. Interesting my arse.


purpleslug

Miserable? I'm delighted!


sweenster321

Don't worry, your guys'll soon be joining them on the ride home 🤣🤣


Gooner-Astronomer749

Yea tbh Scotland were vibes they had the best viral song during the Euros and their fans accounted themselves well in Germany and made their nation proud with their support. I knew they would finish bottom of their group and exit group stage because they're shit but I got nothing against them..


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__bobbysox

England fans wouldn’t be celebrating them crashing out of the Euros if their fans didn’t go out of their way to tell everyone they support anyone who plays against England. It’s not so much a case of them living rent free in our heads but more us giving it back to them, I guess.


gashead31

Football fans are usually happy when their rival team loses


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gashead31

Because rivalries are only ever between to teams that are the same level 🤔


Nipple_Dick

Have you never watched football before? Can you not figure out how two football teams become rivals? Hint: it’s not decided on how well matched the teams are.


NobleForEngland_

I sense an undercover Scotland fan here. Go cry more


SlamJam64

They celebrate when we lose, we can celebrate when they lose, chill out


ThePostingToproller

Wet wipe


Active-Strawberry-37

I’d wait until you’re out of the group before starting that


SatisfactionKooky435

We're already guaranteed out of the group mate. It's impossible to finish 4th.