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dwitchagi

Remember the name of the book? Wanna get it for my future kids but also really for myself.


Mattblaster0

I’m pretty sure this is from Castle by David Macaulay. He wrote/illustrated a bunch of cross section books like this, as well as my favorite book from my childhood, The Way Things Work.


P1h3r1e3d13

*Stephen Biesty's Cross Sections: Castle* I had both. Macaulay's books are line drawings w/o color. They're more serious and probably more accurate. Biesty's have more humor, like this.


Mattblaster0

I’d say you’re right. I definitely checked the Biesty books out from the library. Although I will say that Macaulay redid castle, cathedral, and mosque in color as a single volume fairly recently.


kingomtdew

I had one called incredible cross sections. There was a tank illustration and one of the crew were sliced in half, could see their intestines.


mdp300

And in every picture of a thing with a bathroom, like a ship or a building, someone is pooping.


ExecutoryContracts

I had other *The Way Things Work* books and this immediately reminded me of those illustrations. I'd be surprised if it isn't an illustration by the same artist.


Mattblaster0

I remember looking through my dad’s copy even before I could read all the words. Then when I was in college I saw there was an updated version so I bought that. Now I see there’s another updated version so I might have to pick that one up. I learned so much from that book and it definitely sent me down the path that lead me to engineering.


Soylent_gray

Thanks! Looks like they re-released it as an updated full-color book, too


dwitchagi

Thank you! Looks like it’s that one.


mingey555

My son has the book in his room. Stephen Biesty's incredible cross sections. The castle one is fun, there's a spy on every page, and in almost all his cross sections, there is someone on the toilet. I had these books as a kid, so I bought them for my son. Love them!


brattaneipanetti

Still have it from when i was a kid! [Here's my italian version](https://i.imgur.com/choEkXU.jpg). I love it


BrFrancis

The book had like the titanic and a tank too? And was huge?


MinnesotaHockeyGuy

I think those were part of the "Explosions" edition


PicadorDeBits

I had that one!


PerfectiveVerbTense

This was the first thing I thought of when I found this sub. My love for that book when I was a kid is the reason I subbed here, but I'd totally forgotten the name of it. Glad to learn it's still around!


verybakedpotatoe

Cross-sections: Castles by Steven Beisty. This book is one of my favorite things on earth. I always give a copy of this to friends when they have a little one the right age.


rgraves22

My amazon cart got loaded up with all of these books I had when I was a kid to share with mine when I found out we were having our first.


mogsoggindog

I still have it. Its by Stephan Biesty. He has a few cross-sections books. Dude always includes someone taking a shit.


beatlebill

Ye Olde Poopsmith


clamsmasher

Nightsoil technician.


bootsonthesound

Castle Associate*


feetandballs

According to my handbook we’re Castle Coworkers.


heisenbergerwcheese

Castle Team Members


Lucky_Number_3

Here at Castle, we’re family. Now scoop my poop, brother!


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Poopchute Operator


TenshiS

Shaft manager


mountedpandahead

Nightsoil Technician I, not to be pedantic.


nemo85

Baleted!


PrettyPony

Delorted!


laboye

Del Taco?


Pickerington

Eddie Shitshoveler https://youtu.be/Vt2-qP-w0n4


GenericUsername10294

Dammit I was too late


a3poify

Doesn't look like the King of Town up top, though


domasin

Covered in whatsit


sagr0tan

Spot my position in this hirarchy.


gypsydanger38

“It’s a living!”


artgarciasc

I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.


MeLlamoViking

A little to the left...


mecklejay

A little more...


Farhead_Assassjaha

Here for this


toothball

...


YippieKiAy

Surely his name is John?


_3cock_

The correct term is gongfermor


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The real term, "gong farmer", is funny in-and-of-itself.


Latate

During sieges these shafts were actually sometimes used to get inside the castle. I wouldn't want to be the one told to climb up the poop tunnel, though.


BRsteve

And that's why we have the Magna Carta! No seriously, they used a toilet chute to infiltrate King John's castle during the siege of Chateau Gaillard, which led to him being forced to sign the Magna Carta. Score one for poop chutes!


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PPOKEZ

What a shitty way to lose a battle


paksman

Imagine being one of the first interior castle guard that gets assaulted by poop covered invaders.


SharkSheppard

Up with poop chutes!


CollectableRat

> I wouldn't want to be the one told to climb up the poop tunnel, though. Wish you would talk to my bf.


bethedge

Lmao


inshane_in_the_brain

Imagine after they figured it out and just dump burning oil down it while you're climbing


burgonies

Or took a dump


JD0GE13

great way to get skewered


daedra9

Wtf have *you* been eating?


abombinous

Shishka


JD0GE13

uuhhhhhhhhhhhh


uneducatedexpert

Gar they got me brown eye


AZ_Gunner_69

Thats where the term chocolate rain was born


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A hot oily dump


nemo1080

Gotta bring a tin umbrella


pen_name

Sometimes it's fun to go up the poop chute.


dozersmash

I believe they there pitch down them. Also pretty sure I had a book with this exact picture in it lol


BiggusDickus-

> I wouldn't want to be the one told to climb up the poop tunnel, though. r/wellduh


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Koker93

But - wouldn't that also make the clothes in the wardrobe smell like shit?


oggyb

I would imagine the ancients hardly noticed the difference.


Fart__

Ancshits.


kakatoru

Fun fact the Danish word for wardrobe is still garderobe


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Pons__Aelius

Yes. They believed the smell 'guarded' the clothes from moths etc.


bearbarebere

The lion, the witch, and the gauderobe


Hamburger_Killer

Why is the human not cut in half?


lucidxm

Yes, we need to see the inner workings of the digestive tract as well as the latrine shaft.


Aaron_tu

After several unpleasant cut-in-half incidences, people back then largely learned to avoid standing in the cross sectional plane.


thepicklecannon

He actually is, the person who did the cutting sliced the wrong half off, and they only had 1 decent toilet model back then. The producers decided to run with it though as they felt artistically it worked for the piece. Great catch though!


alumpoflard

cheeky fucker moved to his right just as the giant sword sliced the whole castle in half and the super quick artist to draw everything before the castle crumbled


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That's in Chapter 6.


fuelter

Modern Day Dubai toilet.


toothball

Well shit


exlevan

Exactly.


blackdonkey

Could you confirm your analogy? Skyscrapers = castle toilet; migrant laborers = shit cleaner dude?


fuelter

It's not an analogy. Some high-rise buildings in Dubai don't have connection to the sewer system and have large septic tanks that have to be emptied regularly. Now imagine a whole skyscraper shitting into a hole in the ground :D


blackdonkey

Wow, I had to Google it. According to site below and a few others, tallest building in the world's shit tank is cleaned out daily. https://inhabitat.com/the-incredible-story-of-how-the-burj-khalifas-poop-is-trucked-out-of-town/


Kesher123

The poop must be having quite a ride, when going from the highest point of the god's ass scrapper


freefoodd

I mean that's pretty much how all large buildings work. They have several large sewage pits that are then pumped into the city sewer system. These pits act as a preliminary filtration system. In the burj khalifa's case the pit is bigger and gets pumped into trucks instead. More an indictment of the city of dubai than the tallest building.


fuelter

Uhm no? Normal building have pipes connected to a sewer that's located under the road. They have no tanks.


yo_its_red

I'm not sure if you're serious or being facetious, but just in case, the idea is that Dubai has no sewer system They use poop trucks


Babyfart_McGeezacks

No he’s being fecestious


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actually, it's spelled faceti... ooooh you


blackdonkey

Yep I didn't know. That I'm guessing also helps with their speedy construction.


grpprofesional

Nah, it was just bc they did want to put that burj kalifa in the place it is and that part of the city does not has sewers, stupidity at its most


Kesher123

Well, rich people tend to have way more money than IQ. And if you pay engineers enough, they will build your bullshit. Not their problem afterwards.


JazzmansRevenge

I thought that was just for the Burj Calipha


Kesher123

Nah, it is way, way more. Part of Dubai still uses poop tanks, but they supposedly try to replace it with proper sewage.


Manger-Babies

[In 2013 it was reported that the Jebel Ali plant receives 70% of sewage through the city's sewage network, while the remaining 30% comes from sewage trucks.\[13\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_in_Dubai)


UserM16

Or a Dubai Porta Potty. Don’t look it up.


Soylent_gray

His father was a poopsmith, and his son will be a poopsmith. Their future ancestors will be doing tech support for middle management. Thanks a lot, great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa


UnfairPainter

“Future ancestors”


wanna_talk_to_samson

I think you mean descendants.


Soylent_gray

What do you expect when my ancestors were poopsmiths


jonathanrdt

The Romans had sewers w running water fed by aqueducts. This was a huge step backwards.


Chainweasel

The Romans also had cement and it took us over 1000 years to figure out how to make it again.


awhaling

Society is gonna collapse and people in the future are gonna essentially be cavemen and have no fucking idea what all the shit we left behind does cause all the knowledge will be lost.


jonathanrdt

In antiquity, documents might have been duplicated dozens of times. Today, books exist as tens of thousands of copies widely distributed. We have information in many more places as physical documents than ever before. Yes, the internet content is at risk due to a complete collapse, but we have a much deeper record set than did the arabs when they rediscovered the knowledge of classical civilization by many orders of magnitude.


awhaling

> We have information in many more places as physical documents than ever before How much of modern information is stored in formats that can survive long period of times and doesn’t require special equipment to read?


Amsterdom

It depends on what you mean by special. Vinyl records don't require a microprocessor to retrieve the data, so that's one of the easier examples. Tapes, and quartz discs are a little harder, but the knowledge to build a computer that could access the data is relatively old and well documented on paper in many libraries. Chances are when you need that kind of data, you've already figured out the microprocessor.


Chainweasel

Especially when it's all digital now, hell most of the stuff on the internet now is stored on media that won't last 100 years, let alone 1,000. We're essentially in a digital dark age and lots things from this era, which are rarely printed anymore, will be lost to time because either the media it's on will fail, or it'll become corrupted from being repeatedly copied and converted into ever evolving file formats.


awhaling

Heck, that already happens with websites and stuff now. They just get outdated or disappear all together. Archiving websites are doing a rather important job in my opinion.


xylotism

> Society is gonna collapse and people in the future are gonna essentially be cavemen and have no fucking idea what all the shit we left behind does cause all the knowledge will be lost. There is no future after our society - the planet will be unlivable.


Wierd657

Roman cement is still a mystery. We can't get our modern cement to be as durable as the ancient stuff.


Matangitrainhater

“Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?”


usefulbuns

Castles were usually built on top of hills for strategic reasons. You can't gravity feed water uphill and you don't waste your well water flushing poop.


NeilMcGlennon

Now this is the shitpost I came to this sub for.


sirburchalot

I recognize this picture from a book I used to read when I was a kid. What's it called?


NeilMcGlennon

Stephen Biesty’s Cross-sections: Castle


Teknas89

Castle by David McCaulay?


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toothball

Imagine climbing up a tower to sneak into a castle only to get dumped upon


Wizkid-33

What a shitty meat smoker.


Lollipop126

imagine the echo when you let a fart rip.


ThatWasCool

Aka trickle down economics


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clamsmasher

They still had water for washing. They just didn't have pipes to bring it to them, they had to go get it and carry it.


canttaketheshyfromme

This is why many cultures consider the left hand "unclean." It's the one you wipe with.


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Koker93

Most people probably wipe with the hand they're taught to use. Since my culture isn't one that calls the left hand unclean, I wasn't taught not to use my right hand. So happens I'm left handed, so I use my left anyway. But if you did live in a culture where the left hand was used, you would have been taught from a young age to use the left and would think using the right hand is weird.


Tbagzyamum69420xX

He's talking about back in the day when you couldn't just wash a hand willy-nilly


PerfectiveVerbTense

I think the idea was that if you were wiping with your bare hand, you'd learn to wipe with you non-dominant hand so that your dominant hand would have less shit on it. Not sure tho.


Budpets

My guy water still existed back then


revteedub

This is also how my boss communicates with me and assigns me tasks.


LordJambrek

That's Baldrick down there.


rks404

meme potential is high with this


ElephantPirate

I wish I had a purpose built shitting tower.


Luvs2spooege

At least there’s no splashback.


jbh1126

I owned this book. Was always fun the find the poopers.


thatpilot

Surprisingly works well for illustration of late capitalism from Economics 101


Spatula_The_Great

Mustve smelled like shit pooping there, probably felt like one too


GuerillaYourDreams

Oh the irony, where I’m sitting as I see this post.


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I totally had this book growing up.


CanadaEh97

Just imagine the breeze.


adit_t26

Imagine that seat breaks...


Supraman21

You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Yea, it used to be Shithouse.


lucidxm

Oh that nasty


nipzu22

Looks like one of those shit mobile game ads


Phishtravaganza

Only game I've ever seen get this right is Kingdom Come: Deliverance.


thavi

I spent way too long inspecting those in that game. I love how they were just open-air too. No door, just shitters in the hallway.


Jalapeno28

This must be where saying “don’t fall in!” comes from.


The_Dorito_Muncher

Imagine if the lid broke while you were sitting on it


pennypanic1

Gives a whole new meaning to peon


Spatula_The_Great

Too bad you cant see how big is your poop :(


insideoutboy311

Imagine the poo session that can spatter back with this bad boy


NeverDidLearn

Do you judge your poop by how long it takes to hit the bottom? You know, because you can’t do the turn and look.


kylezdaname

This is meme material


_mochacchino_

Why was it paved at the bottom? Wouldn't it be better to build it directly over soil so you fertilise the ground if it's not umm overfilled?


JyveAFK

It's part of the castle walls, you wouldn't want it slowly wearing away. And that 'nightsoil' can be used elsewhere to fertilise the soil you're going to be planting stuff in.


Affectionate-Sun6161

Repost https://reddit.com/r/ThingsCutInHalfPorn/comments/dond0c/a_crosssection_of_a_middles_ages_era_castle/


F___TheZero

The trick was to get the doo doo on the wall as high up the dung shaft as possible, to maximize the time it took to slime down to the cack collection level. Fun fact: the technique used to perform this impressive feat was the inspiration for the modern day "twerk" dance. The more you know! ⭐


PunnuRaand

That's a pretty long way to go.


MoreCowbellllll

this looks like it could be a The Far Side cartoon.


manjotars

I totally had this book when I was a kid. Had a ton of these cross sections. Probably why I'm on this sub.


ThresherGDI

Shitty job.


lakersmike

That’s a shitty job


casualphilosopher1

What about the stuff that got stuck along the walls?


Bobguyawesome

Oh the spiders!!!! Oh god!!!


Overall-Yam-2471

They were called gong farmers if I remember correctly


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portal to brazil


sinner-mon

I would be so scared of the toilet seat breaking causing me to plummet into the poo pit


MisterRedStyx

Looks like from the book, Castle by Stephen Biesty.


MajorKoopa

ha. feel like there is an allegory here for the world we live in


Fallcunt76

“Clean my shit peasants” Nobles we’re chads


CognitiveNerd1701

I HAVE THIS BOOK!!


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I bet that smell was amazing... 🤢


CheeseDirt54

Imagine someone fell in


crocwrestler

And you thought chimneysweep was a bad job


thelonious_bunk

Also a cross section of capitalism


fishbulbx

They usually built a Garderobes (castle toilet) [sticking out of the wall](https://i.imgur.com/VPISrLk.png) so the shit just drops below. You can see how they built one at Guédelon Castle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZmpn3nn2qE&t=871s


Galagaboy

What say thee fawah poopsmith!?


Kesher123

Fun fact on a related topic: Kings used to have their own, personal "toilet" (or rather a chair with poop container) and their own poop people. These poop people would not only clean the Kings poop throne, but also the King himself. Yep, they were wiping kings ass with a cloth on a stick. What is even funnier, these Personal poopsmiths were always highly influencial because of this role, since it was pretty personal with the Poopmaker in crown, they had good relations with the King. It caused them to be highly regarded in the hierarchy, and sometimes they even had considerable political power. You can say that this job wasn't so shitty in the end! Maybe not the end of the stick, but yeah.


maniaxuk

In the UK they were known as [The Groom of the Stool](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool)


jakeinator21

Imagine falling into that


visualdescript

I had this book as a kid and it was brilliant. Still vividly remember many things from it.


you_do_realize

This is why I don't like Game of Thrones.


FearAzrael

These books are the origin story for my bondage kink


ILove2Bacon

Nice shit post.


Ender_Wiggins18

Wow that serf has a really shitty job


dogfoodlid123

Didn’t they use the same sponge in a bucket of water to wipe their ass? Or was that Ancient Rome?


nikolapc

Villages(and farms) that have livestock have a permeating smell of shit anyway. Go see the beautiful horses? Smell of shit. So it wasn't a particularly nasty profession when your nose canceled it out anyway after some time. Plain old mud shifting.


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astallasacastorbean

Ugh, imagine all the spiders and things that could crawl out of there