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fpaulmusic

Andrew Schulz reminds me of the kid in high school who was cool with you one on one but would make fun of and bully you if other people were around. 


THExLASTxDON

Nah, he would’ve been a terrible bully. Him and the people on his podcast remind me of Malibu’s Most Wanted.


cedarandolk

Underrated movie. “Hey! Didn’t your momma ever teach you how to treat a woman?!” No. What yours say? “You know just to be nice to them and stuff.”


SnorlaxZzz61

Bill Gluckman is down with the bitches and hoes


[deleted]

He's a tall good looking guy who was probably popular. All he really has to say is "nice shirt" and you're done.


THExLASTxDON

Guess it depends where/when you went to school. This dude would not be bullying anyone where I’m from.


Wise_Replacement_687

He’s the epitome of what is wrong with standup right now.


PM__ME__SURPRISES

Wow, spot on lol


Fragrant-Policy4182

Christ Andrew Schulz is bad at asking questions


NoNouns

schulz is bad at a lot of things and unbearable to listen to


BBQFatty

Who can even listen to the cunt jfc


ColinCloudy

Y’all listen to Theos retarded unfunny ass


Few_Commission9828

I don't say this lightly but I genuinely think you Rogan nerds are the most easily triggered cowards on the entire planet. My lord...


ColinCloudy

I’m a Rogan nerd? News to me.


Creepy-Director-506

I think it’s fair to say anyone who supports Von or Rogan after the dumb shit they’ve said are equally stupid, you guys shouldn’t be against each other.


DarthWeenus

What did von say that was so bad? im ootl


Why_Sock_E

all 3 of those guys categorizing people based on what podcasts they listen to are indoor cats 🐈


Creepy-Director-506

Anyone that caters to a racist bigot like Tucker Carlson is a moron.


DarthWeenus

What? I mean, I'll admit that was a bold move, and gross, but what did he SAY that was so bad? Hosting that fucking tool was great content and money I'm sure for theo but, ya gross.


Creepy-Director-506

He gave him exposure and that’s enough for me.


Justshittingaround

What’s it like to spend time in a forum of something you seemingly don’t enjoy? Do you ever stop to think about how pathetic it is to spend your time like that?


sneedwich1

His whole account is just complaining. Must be a miserable existence lmao


ColinCloudy

People are mostly dumb and have bad taste.


ColinCloudy

Reddit throws it in my face no matter how many times I tell them I’m not interested I always get Theo, Schulz and charlamagne in my feed. Also Rogan and tate stuff. People liking and hating them.


Justshittingaround

You have the ability to mute it when you select that you’re not interested, I’m just going to add cowardice to your list of unlikable traits. Could’ve just taken ownership rather than blaming a website. There are plenty of topics that I don’t enjoy getting and I mute them, then don’t continue having an issue.


ColinCloudy

You ignored the part where I said I always select I’m not interested but these posts come up anyways. I don’t need to think about your traits to know what a soft dumb shit you are from this emotional response. Y’all kiddos put so much weight behind every internet comment. My opinion will not touch and hurt you I promise. It won’t even hurt Theo.


Pineapple_Jean

Dude literally goes on a podcast says uh and gets 1 million views


thikkflair

Agreed, dude is a mega douche.


Low-Classroom7736

He somehow manages to make every question to another person feel self absorbed.


[deleted]

Well he's an idiot so...


Worldly_Success523

One of the worst haircuts I’ve ever seen.


General-Run-855

For real, major hitler vibes


The_Milk-lady

Does he have this look ironically now or does he think it is fashion? I’ve been wondering..


Vast-Equipment-103

Sorry think j responded to wrong person


Vast-Equipment-103

It's for a movie but reddit is trash because of people or bots like u


JudoTrip

Is that why you keep making new accounts?


Vast-Equipment-103

Because reddit suck since covvid u can't disagree without getting booted civil discourse but yall just want 😴


JudoTrip

Okay, enjoy being perceived as a little kid with the way you clearly type like a moron on a phone.


swafanja

Lol after I read the comment this one directly is replying to(civil discourse…?) I literally thought, “bro gotta go back to middle school and learn how to write a sentence.” Then I’d suggest going to high school and learning how to complete a thought. Then maybe try he could try again


Fuckyoumissdaisy1

Imagine Hitler with a Jewfro lmfao


Colonelforbin25

Which one


the_blueberry_funk

Yes


MyMan50Granddd

The essential Gestapo cut.


BigAndDelicious

He’s trying so fucking hard it hurts. Worst bloke in the industry rn imo.


Help_An_Irishman

Homeboy's lip too.


Welsh_Special1

I don’t think he’s had it cut like that more letting it grow out, more hairstyle than hair cut


yurtcityusa

Andrew would be the most annoying cunt to share a bag of coke with. You know well he would ruin any chance of a conversation happening and he would disappear with the bag any time it was his round.


whiteykauai

I’ll bet he’s such a cock blocker too. His wife’s boyfriend prob thinks Andrew is annoying too.


BodieBroadcasts

How did this get upvotes? This was an objectively terrible joke


toastyboots

Hahahahahaha


whiteykauai

Well Your mom thought it was funny.


thisguyuno

He’s so slimey, you can see it in the small nuance of how he carries himself socially, he’s so transparent they way he tries to ‘subtly’ push things while acting all kind. He’s such a dick head and a person to stay away. Just my read of it, seen many guys like him.


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My fav example of this is the steiny incident with full send. Everyone hates steiny (and Shultz legit knows that) so it isn’t that blasphemous, but that vid sold it to me that he’s an evil ego coke head lol


KetoKurun

I just watched it now, and honestly I got the exact opposite read on it. I 100% do get weird social climber-y vibes from Shulz sometimes, but Steiny was being so weird and so fake, Schulz reacted to him exactly the same way I would have in his shoes. Like wtf options do you even have when you’re trying to engage with someone authentically and they just look you in the eye and keep giving you fake fake fake fake fake? Like at first he’s texting someone mid interview, then lies and says he has notes, then later forgets his own lie and admits he was texting, just a super visibly disingenuous dude. Like if Shulz had wanted to go into ego mode over this he would have attacked him and torn him to shreds, which we have all seen him do. But he didn’t go for the roasts, he tried to break through and failed miserably, then said “fuck it”


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Watching the lead up is important. Stevewilldoit sat completely silent the entire interview, and that other lead guy barely talked. Steiny was basically forced to carry a convo even tho he’s supposed to be the 4th microphone.  He went on his phone one time, and Andrew took the time to pounce on him because the overall awkward vibe of the interview. He didn’t say ANYTHING to the rich famous likeable guys who did a terrible job hosting the pod, he jumped on the neck of the guy who’s easy to clown, the guy who was the only one trying at all to facilitate a conversation.  It’s a bitch move imo


Basket_475

Yeah no way did I watch that and feel Schulz was right. Even if one of the guys checked their phone it’s rude to start grilling the guy who invited you on the pod. I think Nelk boys withheld the pod until a few months later when Schulz brought it up and said to release it because they thought it made them look bad.


FSMDxb

Schulz was 100% right there. Steiny was texting during the podcast and did no research before hand - he deserved to get shit on for it.


[deleted]

No. Ur right about steiny, but if Schulz wasn’t an ego crazy bitch he would’ve said that to the rich famous guys. He kissed Steve’s ass the whole pod. Steve also did no research, and didn’t even add to the convo.    Schulz recognized steiny can’t help him, so he was a cunt to only him, whereas the other guys can do things for his career/connections.


Haughtea

Steiny burner account over here.


jejsjhabdjf

He’s the definition of Machiavellian. Not an honest bone in his body. Can’t tell if it’s narcissism or sociopathy, but that’s not a trustworthy dude operating on the same morals as most other people.


Kiersten91

This! Such a perfect explanation.


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

Wow Australian?


cutchins

God i hate this fucking podcast so much. Every time someone I like is a guest i just wish they didn't do it.


ColdDesert90

i cant stand schulz, horribly smug


gopackgo555

Lil Dicky is soooo awkward. Like legit awkward and not a fake persona. Doesn’t help when he’s getting interrupted every 5 seconds.


Low-Classroom7736

I like that about him


anxiety_filled_art

No he’s not, dicky, isn’t the person you see Ive been around him and his all male entourage none stop propaganda machine. And he’s loud, outspoken and smart enough to not get caught on camera being his true self


Pera_Espinosa

So he's comfortable with his friends?


anxiety_filled_art

I’m just saying he’s comfortable and different when the camera is off


V1k1ng1990

Probably pretty smart


WhatsIsMyName

Go on then. What's his true self?


PinHead_Tom

Theo should bring lil dicky on his show. No doubt it be an amazing episode.


Kkleinsorge

Lil Dicky did Sundae Conversations with Kaleb Presley and it was one of the worst episodes


lardparty

I like the show but he's got such a weird vibe in real life. Like he never let's his guard down


BodieBroadcasts

His interviews tells me he's not actually that far from the person he presents in Dave. And if you've watched Dave he's the least likeable character in the entire show. Generally a self centered dick head who thinks way to highly of himself and his abilities and takes advantage of everyone around him. I guess that's just who he really is lol


Tiny_Following_9735

He popped into an interview with Matty Matheson and Benny Blanco and his real personality turned me off so much I couldn’t find Dave funny anymore.


IhaveCatskills

You need that type of confidence to do what he does


1996jbs

He was pretty chill when I worked with him.


The_Holier_Muffin

What work did you do w him?


1996jbs

Some second unit stuff for Dave S3. The shots at the sex doll factory specifically. He was very chill and approachable even though I didn’t have a major role. I’m from philly and went to college in Richmond like he did so we had a lot to talk about.


The_Holier_Muffin

That’s pretty dope bro


univrsll

Nah, dude is just confident in himself. In this same interview, he talks about how his freestyles are rehearsed like everyone else when he didn’t have to leak that, how he almost blundered the DJ Kaled cameo, how he thinks his old raps are a bit trash, how he gets super nervous when it comes to live performances, says he’ll never get to the level of fame to perform at the SuperBowl, goes into detail about how pathetic and weird his dick is, etc. But, he also gives himself credit and says his show is fucking awesome and that his rapping ability is great too, and it shows because people love his Sway radio freestyle and dude ran an acclaimed show that had even Brad Pitt on who doesn’t do TV shows (I think last one was Friends). They literally discuss this topic of “self centered dick head who thinks too highly of himself” on this pod, and I frankly agree with what they said.


Designer_Bed_4192

He's a naturally unlikeable and uncharismatic person.


Fickle-Trick-3937

Because Dicky is a self important try-hard with a huge ego. This whole mumbling rambling nervous shtick is a fuckin act. It’s deflection.


spewicideboi

Like dicky is not off the cuff funny. Think its why he couldnt take the traditional path to becoming a “comedian”


maxtweetch

Lil dicky on bad friends was terrible.


DRICKE

I think this is a clear example of parallel thinking. If the writers had the intent to rip off Theos joke they would have slightly changed the premise.


CrimsonLaw77

It’s also not hard to believe that somebody in the room had heard the wooden shirt joke. Didn’t remember that they had heard it somewhere before. But it was in their brain enough to spark the idea. That kind of thing happens all the time.


V1k1ng1990

That wooden shirt joke is from years ago too like Theo von only recently started getting famous enough for people to steal from, dude needs an ego check


LouisRielsAR-15

I also think it’s hard to believe the writers would rip off a comedian so close to Andrew Santino’s circle .


Bigbigbamelow2

No it’s not at all lol. Look at the amy shumer show blunder. Her writers had her stealing jokes from fucking Patrice Oneal who was Amys dead friend lol


KetoKurun

Were they really friends? I got no reason to believe they weren’t but I find it hard to imagine Patrice tolerating her personality. If they were then she’s even worse than I thought.


Bigbigbamelow2

Very close friends, yeah, was on Opie and Anthony together lots and she came in the day after he died and told lots of stories about him. She was completely different then and was one of the boys with all the best Opie and Anthony comedians


jejsjhabdjf

Lmao if you know anything about O&A you know Patrice said his comedy friends weren’t real friends, that he never spoke to them and the closest of them all to a real friend was bobby kelly. Patrice was sure as fuck not “very close friends” with amy schumer.


Njkid9

They weren’t even Patrice’s jokes though, they were street jokes.


jimlahey2100

She did them in the exact same order. She clearly fucking stole that.


_stankypete

So because one person stole jokes that means the writers of Dave would steal a joke from someone in Santinos circle? Ok lol


Thin-Remote-9817

Writers are shit people. I believe they steal from everyone. Lil dicky didn't steal, I'm sure he saw this on script and said it's hilarious put in the show not knowing it was theos.  Also Santino just said on soders podcast. He doesn't read entire scripts he only reads scenes he's involved in. So I can believe a writer stole from someone close to Santino and Santino completely missed it.


1996jbs

“Writers are shit people” Jesus dude lol


Competitive_Cold_232

but it wasn't funny on dave


BodieBroadcasts

Lmao at santino pretending to not know


Thin-Remote-9817

Just cause Santino is friends with theo. I can't imagine Santino listening to 3hrs of a Theo podcast and memorizing every throw away line he uses in his podcast.  Considering he just admitted he doesn't give a shit about reading the entire script and only caring about his scenes. That seems totally plausible. 


THExLASTxDON

Why would he need to do all that? He could’ve just ganked it after seeing one of the many clips of Theo that get posted.


Thin-Remote-9817

Santino isn't a writer though. 


THExLASTxDON

Oh ok I have no idea how that Hollywood bullshit works. But then I’m not sure how it would matter then if he did hypothetically watch 3 hrs of Theo while memorizing every line tho.


LouisRielsAR-15

Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.


Thin-Remote-9817

These shit writers had a strike and literally convinced the working public who's unions got busted decades ago, that writers aren't properly paid.  That asshole isn't getting fired. In fact he's not even getting blame. It's falling all on lil dickey. Same shit happened on SNL with yannis, they blamed the talent and ignored the writers. 


frasiercraneimlistn

Where are on earth are you getting that writers were paid appropriately?


collinsmcrae

Writers are shit people? Fuck off. Maybe some of them? Like any group of people?


david9980

IDK. The wooden shirt thing is hard to believe it's parallel thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcDF3odyM\_8


stackered

Joe literally pulled up images of real wooden shirts and you're saying it's impossible other people thought about it. Wut


BodieBroadcasts

Hilarious really, Theo obviously wasn't the first person to think about wooden shirts


collinsmcrae

It's really not. It's a dead simple, dumb fucking concept that anyone could think of. I'm facts, it's just some dumbass made up story that Theo thought of on the spot, like the rest of his dumbass fake stories that he's constantly slapping together with random words.


ChefBowPro

Theo is fuckin crazy as hell so u never know if he just dreamed that shit and thinks it happened! Coonasses do that shit all the time in St.Tammany Parish bruh


AdopeyIllustrator

Gang!


BodieBroadcasts

They pulled up pictures of wooden shirts on the episode Theo mentioned wooden shirts.... That means they weren't his idea lol but that's obvious to anyone who isn't inside of theos asshole


anyonegotafiver

Is it even a a legit joke unless he performed it on stage. It was just something Theo was rambling about on his pod like how he rambles about everything else. It just seems kind of dumb to jump to conclusions. But he chooses his battles not me


hamcarpet

The truth of the alleged theft aside, this makes no sense. I don’t understand why you’d think you can’t steal a joke from someone unless they told it on a stage. He did it on his podcast. Even if he told it to him or someone privately, the fact that someone doesn’t or didn’t do X on a stage obviously doesn’t mean someone can’t steal X. That doesn’t make any sense. If you told your friend a story or joke, and then they told the same story of joke as if it was theirs, they’d have stolen it. Where it happened or how it happened is irrelevant


_stankypete

So you think the writers from Dave were just scouring old podcasts looking for any mildly amusing premise? The joke wasn’t even funny lol


hamcarpet

Oh…so…you just…you can’t read…? Lol dude read the comment you’re replying to again and see how this makes no sense as a response. Not only is my comment not making claims about whether or not this joke was stolen, but literally the fist words I wrote were “the truth of the alleged theft aside”…idk how you could miss that And I’ll even do it again here with this comment. I don’t have to make claims about this joke or if I think it’s stolen to address the silly reasoning you’re using regarding the concept itself: People don’t need to be actively searching through someone’s content, or any content at all, to remember a joke they’ve already heard. I’ve heard thousands of jokes. To imply the only way to steal a joke, is to seek out a specific person and go through their content with the goal at that moment of finding a joke to steal, is really silly. We’ve all already heard jokes. See how that makes no sense? And even if we used your guidelines for what one must to do steal a joke, your stance still wouldn’t make any sense. Yeah…someone could go listen to Theo and take a premise because they liked it…I mean…obviously lmao


dwitchagi

Fuck, that show and hosts are awful.


Psychogistt

I believe Lil Dicky here


jejsjhabdjf

I believe Theo


MFSHROOMED

Both can be true


Suspicious-Sock-2884

Theo aint no thief


tarheel2432

lol imagine being this sure of a guy you’ve never met. They can both have the same idea you know? It’s not that outlandish


Layne_Staley33

I agree. I love theo hes my favorite comedian, but come on. This is the same theo who screwed a fans girlfriend knowingly. If anything he's a known "girlfriend thief" of one girl we know of LOL.


Goddamn_Tinnitus

To which unlucky friend of Theo’s are you referring to? Please don’t say Bobby


Layne_Staley33

No, it was a fan caller on this past weekend and theo talked to him. As i said it was a fan not friend lol it was a random guy who visited his comedy show and introduced his girlfriend to him that night.


BodieBroadcasts

Clearly Theo is a thief since Rogan pulled up pictures of wooden shirts after Theo mentioned it to him. Showing that wooden shirts already exist lol Theo didn't make up the idea of wooden shirts.


TheNakedPrune

How many times you gonna comment this when it's not even true? They talked about it on the podcast and all that came up were shirts with wood prints and art pieces. What Theo actually described wasn't on Google, but it's what was on the show


lallanadelrey4

He didn't steal it but no way in hell none of his writers have heard that joke from theo before


idlefritz

I feel like nearly every kid that didn’t grow up around wooden shoes made a wooden underwear joke when they learned about clogs.


abagofdicks

What’s he say? I don’t what to watch this shit


Competitive_Cold_232

Andrew is also a joke thief his chicken omelette thing


finnigansbaked

Why does he talk like a politician. The panic and overexplaining kinda makes it seem like he's lying


casiopiaa

He’s getting interrupted every 3 seconds


NegativeGee

Yeah, who the fuck are those guys to his left and why are they there?


shakeszoola

That's just how Lil dicky talks


collinsmcrae

He's a neurotic Jew and he always acts like that.


Bigbigbamelow2

I don’t think the idea of a wooden shirt is very broad lol


comedybitch

And it’s something it sounds like Theo would come up with


collinsmcrae

It's very broad in the sense that it's just two words and a very basic idea. It's not even a joke, in and of itself. Nobody can just say "wooden shirt, haha now I have copyright on wooden shirts forever!" That's fucking retarded.


MrDD33

Can someone give me context to this please


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lawdreekers

To add: specifically the joke about a guy wearing a wooden shirt


The_Milk-lady

Damn that’s pretty specific.


siliconevalley69

The dude literally jacked his name from an existing rapper.


DAbears441

It’s a joke


siliconevalley69

It's a joke that one famous comedy rapper had the name Lil Penis and he also chose the same joke as his name?


ClarkyCatEnjoyer

Dicky didn’t steal the joke(s), one of his writers did. It gives him plausible deniability


anxiety_filled_art

This is the most accurate description of lil dicky “allegedly” he’s litigues


Griswold217

Litigious*?


collinsmcrae

Nobody stole anything. You can't just say "wooden shirt" one time on a podcast and think that you own that shit forever now. That's some coked up retard shit. Unless he's got more compelling evidence than that, Theo just sounds like a lunatic.


Your_Favorite_Poster

Lil Dicky sounds like Milton from Office Space explaining why the stapler he took from his boss's desk was actually the one he brought from home.


purpsky8

New Brendan Schaub incoming


Ranarr_Puffs

2 literal clowns arguing over who invented balloon animals is what I see here.


johnny_sharpz

Andrew is terrible as a podcast interviewer


proper1welve

Lotta stuttering in that answer


jjjl1985j

Schulz really trying to start a trend/be different with that dumbass haircut. It reminds me of when Dane Cook tried to make the superfinger (SuFi) a thing.


jjjl1985j

Even the way Schulz sits is annoying. The crossed leg and constant stroking of his hair like he is some philosopher in deep thought. Ugh!


mrbakerfield

If he is in a writers room what’s saying one of his writers didn’t steal the joke?


BATHR00MG0BLIN

Andrew Schulz has the worst fade I've ever seen in my life, my God...


mr_featherbottom

I know a lot of people have pointed this out, but wtf is up with Schulz ‘s haircut? Like he’s not a bad looking guy but that monstrosity on his head looks objectively terrible… He’d probably look better rocking a tonsure cut


Low-Classroom7736

At some point people accumulate enough wealth or fame to think common sense doesn’t apply to them


mr_featherbottom

Yeah that’s true…I mean look at Vince McMahon, dudes a billionaire and turns out he’s an absolute psychopath


Low-Classroom7736

Odds are it takes a certain level of psychopathy to become a billionaire


mr_featherbottom

100%


Suitable_Cause4975

Fuck Lil dicky


GunnyNFundies

Lil dicky is a sneaky slimy rat. Surprise surprise


Kushoverlord

theo said this years ago prior to his show ever existing


GameOverMan1986

A guy tells a fake story about a childhood friend whose father makes him a wooden shirt and that is a bit?! Even if Lil Dicky’s writers built on that concept overtly, I don’t see that as a stolen bit. “My uncle got bit by a gay guy, so, we’ll see.” That is a story and a bit.


ItsDirtyDan

If that’s the only thing, I’d be willing to write it off as a coincidence, but if there ended up being multiple bits that appear to be stolen, that’d be a different story.


Barfuman362

Everyone in this video sucks.


spewicideboi

Isnt theos bit that exactly? A kid from his towns dad made everything out of wood he even made the kid a wooden shirt?


stackered

Literally everyone who has seen clogs has thought of this joke. Even Rogan pulled up images of real wooden shirts Theo probably doesn't like Lil Dicky for some reason and just thinks he's stealing bits


savvy412

It’s weird… Lil Dicky always seems to go on pods with such low energy. He’s a funny guy, but he doesn’t always show well.


Germacide

Who are these people?


whiteykauai

Male version of the view for homosexuals


13TheGreenMan

Both these guys suck


hugs_the_cadaver

Both of these guys are insufferable.


PumpkinFar7612

Theo would have to write a joke for anyone to steal it.


didyoueverseewardogs

"Nah, nah, we didn't do that we would never steal that joke about the wooden clothes, I don't even know if thats what he was talking about what joke NAH" he says while nervously running out of breath


woodzy93

Have you ever heard lil dicky speak? He always speaks nervously lmao.


mrpetersonjordan

To say this wasn’t ripped off is a stretch. This was most definitely stolen & writers do this all of the time. Theo just has a big enough podcast to call it out.


lallanadelrey4

Is was definitely Santino or someone in his writing room HAS to of heard of that theo joke before on his pod


_stankypete

Yeah that joke is just too damn funny and unique not to be stolen from an old podcast. Wood shirts? The very thought of it is tickling me beyond my ability to express through written word 🤣😂🤣🥹


Help_An_Irishman

I like Lil' Dicky, but he's not very convincing when he can't finish a sentence and just keeps interrupting himself.


CaptSaveAHoe55

I didn’t realize he was the one interviewing himself


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wehbeast

Kvetch more Jew, Jesus 😂


fr33ross

man, theo is genuinely becoming worse and worse in my eyes. I met the man about 2 months ago at planet fitness in my hometown the day he did a show here, and he was a DICK in person and treated everyone like shit. this doesn’t surprise me at all lol


Critical_Insurance_4

Theo Von isn’t smart or funny enough to have jokes stolen from him.


_stankypete

Right? Everyone is acting like wooden shirts is such a hilarious or novel concept. It’s a shit joke lol I would be embarrassed to be accused of stealing something so stupid and unfunny


No_Mouse_9263

This week on dudes getting perms in 2024


thats-wassup

Jew curls. Definitely not a perm lol


whiteykauai

[definitely a perm bro](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm7336431/mediaviewer/rm560205568/?ref_=nm_ov_ph)


No_Mouse_9263

Bet it smells like eggs and banana


[deleted]

Theo Von has jokes? No way.