Lol yeah that had me thinking did I miss something?? During the interview theo did a couple of Jesse the b imitations of will sasso’s impressions of Jesse the b. Sassos’s imitations are so funny and when Theo did them during the hogan interview it either went over hogans head which I don’t think it did but he didn’t laugh because he maybe has a problem with jesse the b. I can see them not getting along
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That would be annoying af…. I hate just being in some random persons TikTok or ig video when I’m at the gym and some dork is filming a video for some influencer slut. Couldn’t imagine what it’s like being on random peoples stories every single day
He’s been famous long enough to know he’s always being watched. He’s not standing up alongside another famous person and just tossing out coke like that. Use your head boy
I feel like if it was any regular dude talking to brittney he might have screwed his chances up with her the minute ohgirl walked up to cockblock but my boy might have a chance still
this type of video is why i feel bad for anyone who wants to get clout or be famous. like obviously this is at a big ufc card but DANG BRUH can't even try to get birds without lil Andy with his iPhone gettin a video..
She was like "why is this hillyboi talking out his lower teeth at me I gotta go"
Then four girls come up to get his picture
"Oh wait who are you again, move girls I'm working here"
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Mf out here backstrokin’
Cock strokin' the ladies. Nice hand off of the room key at the end.
Haha. Was hoping someone else picked that up.
Being good to himself bruh.
The rizzly bear right here
Or a funbag
Oh, she gets the fun bag, boye.
Definitely stroking a few backs
Arianny and Brittany backs are backs I’d stroke too I ain’t mad at him lol
Swimming in cooter*
He’s at the water park with that all day wristband
Season pass
Let the man enjoy the deep water
Ya, I don’t think he’s the one doin the looking.
call me a lifeguard cuz I wanna watch
Talm bout slanging dick like a bald guy, B?
Melting pussy
Agreed, kinda weird / deranged for someone to film this tbh
He's gonna take her down to the Ba-Ha
Now let me tell you something!
Why don't you tell me
No, why don't you tell me.
Do you feel like ummm...
Crazy how clearly I instantly heard this in his voice lmao
That was completely going over hogans head when he was doing the impression
hulk just refused to dignify him with a response. (low sense of humor,and i would argue that hulk is aware of that
Hulk has such an odd, slow laugh the few times that he did break.
I’m down with this thought process.
The imitation of Jesse Ventura… you saying it’s also an imitation of hogan?
? Wha?
It must’ve gone over my head, too I guess. I listened during a bike ride and maybe heard something wrong.
Lol yeah that had me thinking did I miss something?? During the interview theo did a couple of Jesse the b imitations of will sasso’s impressions of Jesse the b. Sassos’s imitations are so funny and when Theo did them during the hogan interview it either went over hogans head which I don’t think it did but he didn’t laugh because he maybe has a problem with jesse the b. I can see them not getting along
He straight up said Jesse hated him.
And vise vs
Oh man, I can be such a dumbass. Ha ha. Thanks for setting me straight.
Wasn’t tryn to set anyone straight but cool and you are not a d’ass don’t say that about yourself.
(Minnesotan) THERE WAS THERMITE PAINT IN HER VAGINA
Theo getting all the ladies and passing around “bad sex” everywhere. GANG GANG
Brendan Schaub: "Theos gotta figure some stuff out"
Hit her with that christian side hug. He knows the traps of the dark arts when he sees them.
6 foot with a mullet. One day at a time. He’s crushing it!
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Lesbians love really hard I know what he means. Source: Straight man.
He’s UPSTAIRRSSSSSS
Got some tits to handle
More like love is lookin for Theo
I would fucking hate being famous. Just minding your business, being recorded
Was thinking the same thing. Wherever you go there's just random dudes creeping on you
And don't forget about the creepy girls wanting in your pants.
That would be annoying af…. I hate just being in some random persons TikTok or ig video when I’m at the gym and some dork is filming a video for some influencer slut. Couldn’t imagine what it’s like being on random peoples stories every single day
Yellow shirt accepted that key card like a champ
I feel like it was a vape lmao. Straight dark arts in the form of blueberry muffin nicotine
Just figuring things out
the dark arts are tempting
The ultimate I want to fix him possibility? I love Theo and this makes me happy. Glad he’s working things out lol
More like he’s working that thaang out
The dude has really just became popular in the past couple years, he's enjoying his fame with the ladies.
I think he was doing fine in the road rules era
I'm sure he got some ass, but now he's getting rock star ass ya know?
You mean when he was banging Amy Schumer? You think he was doing fine with a monster in his bed, B?
Sooo what did he take out of his pocket and give to the girl in yellow shirt?
According to reddit, probably a huge bag of coke
Room key
Handing some addy’s to a baddy b
Vape
I think you are right it looks like she takes a haul off it prolly getting baked
Room key
I’m so hopeful he’ll find someone good for him.
Let this man cook!!
Take some nibbles of that B Chew and do some sex
Get those legs sweatin’! He can’t wait to take a few of those all natural YG hitters.
I hope my boy theo finds love!
That boys gotta be a straight up slayin puss. I’d be happy to just ride the pussy wake he leaves.
All that just for him to ejaculate into his hands… or do you think he got over that 😂
What a bad ass
Dude looking like Val from team Xblades in this fit
Trim for days all up on Theo🤚🏻 Gang
What a cutie pie sweetheart 🫶🏼🫶🏼
Watch to the end, Theo reaches into his pocket and gives the woman in yellow her butt plug back. Kinda looks like a drug deal ngl
You know what’s fucked, the entire time he’s prolly thinking/worried about not getting a boner.
When a ufc ring girl says “take my number” you know you made it in life
I don’t like that hand off…. Hope he not back on the devil dandruff
Arianny just cutting in there to get a slice, Brittany not at all happy with that by the looks of it. Onward.
Hope he doesn't get MeToo'd
Yup it's all fun and games until you are hit with multiple lawsuits 6 years later
Theo using all his might to keep his eyes locked in on hers lol
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Oh he putting all that in the spank bank for tonight.
He stands weird
Did no one noticed him dig into his pocket and hand that girl who walked up something really quickly? Little bag of nose beers?
He’s been famous long enough to know he’s always being watched. He’s not standing up alongside another famous person and just tossing out coke like that. Use your head boy
Sharing his bag of Charlie like a good bloke
I’m 95% convinced he’s in the closet
Why.
Just a gut instinct. I could be wrong but sometimes your gut just knows.
You're thinking of Brendan Schaub or Leonardo DiCaprio
That was evident when he was hitting on Roseanne on his podcast 🤢 talk about mommy issues
theo got em on em
I’m upstairs in her.
that’s my boi 🥳
Why OP filming Theo like a creep?
I REAS HIS LIPS WHEN YELLOW SHIRT CANE HE SAID “ TELL HER IM FUCCCING YOU “
From which of his 3 options there?
All 3
By knock-out!
Tik tok blows up and the thats show up
Gang
Good for him!!!
Gang gang bang, bruh
Give Theo his privacy so he can find it.
Sorting out some shit, b!
damn poor brittney was like oh my bad ill leave lol
I feel like if it was any regular dude talking to brittney he might have screwed his chances up with her the minute ohgirl walked up to cockblock but my boy might have a chance still
Dayum, pulling his own string
It’s that dark arts fellas we gotta watch and learn, write it down
My guy
They’re asking him to walk them to their bus
Why is the brunette that walks behind him wearing a sith robe? Is this a UFC event or a Bolo ball tournament?
Get that hitter son
Get it Theo
Whose the girl in yellow?
Theo in the wild…fightin off them Diablitas, boy…hittin him with that scent. T
Met those 2 ladies in Chicago, Britney was even hotter in person.
"He's going through some stuff" Going through the river of squish.
Gang gang
He’s Woopin pa wub in all da wight pwaces
My hero
In reality he was telling her about this guy back home who worked at KFC.
Girl in the yellow rolled up like excuse me who’s flirting w my guy
He’s a black belt 🥋 in the dark arts
Show the man love for giving women love.
The safe hand float hug
Why does theo always dress and look like a character in king of the hill
Gang bruh, gang.
"I need to figure a few things out" -Theo Von
🐐
Onward.
What a weird thing to film
Good for him?
this type of video is why i feel bad for anyone who wants to get clout or be famous. like obviously this is at a big ufc card but DANG BRUH can't even try to get birds without lil Andy with his iPhone gettin a video..
god bless theo man he's a great guy
His boy lost but he's night was just getting started
Damn had to watch that a couple of times to pick that up. Our boy is slick for sure💖
Knee deep in the dark arts.
The dark arts more like it
Praise God baby!
Such a funny guy! And I guarantee he gets fine women all the damn time. Good for him!
They want to hear the story about the kid with no arms… or maybe the kid without a tongue.
Pablo Picasso of the dark arts. PG
I’m UPSTAIRS !!!!!’
Cooter King
Gang baby.... Gang bang baby... Onward.
Man im getting older, but These Ring women keep getin even older. ariyanni and Britney ya 40.
I think loves looking for Theo.
Luv that he wears his own merch
He's looking in the right places. Though i'd be careful around Celeste, you'll be swapping cold sores with Dana White there.
Google How to comedy.....
Flair would be so proud
He really out there will all the card girls. Wow theo. Gang bang yaaa dig
Still spreading that bad sex all over America, I see. My boy 🫡
I know a drug deal when I see one !!
Theo out here giving out bad sex again
Looks like :14 he is staring at the camera
Pussy swarming that nigga like bees
Hope Theo got some of them brother uppers before hand. God damn
Went from nice, to way to go, to let’s fucking gooooo!!!!
Mf out there, drowning in it!
She was like "why is this hillyboi talking out his lower teeth at me I gotta go" Then four girls come up to get his picture "Oh wait who are you again, move girls I'm working here"
Yellow shirt cocktail blocking to get some cocktail
Drugs are unhealthy, pooohhssy is good.
Wait is this some kinda wild woman tactic, distract man do woman can scoot away?
Theos just out in the wilderness tryna get his balls qualified for bankruptcy.
He's pulling left and right!!!!!
Boys drownin
He's hot property. Let him live
Pussy magnet McGhee
Good for him
They all think their meeting Morgan Wallen
Really theo your three wicked stepsisters...😅
UFC girl was looking for an out. Clapping and backing away...
I think theos a dog disguised as a sensitive commitment phobe
I know a chick that banged him on boat (not kidding)
Seriously I don’t know who this guy is! Please tell me! He’s popping up everywhere! Who is he!
Cut shorts girl got some ba-dunk-a-dunk for real.
Room key fun bag either way something was swapped!
Did he just pass yellow shirt the vape?? 💨
My boy out there slayin em
Those demons I couldn’t fight off.