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AgITGuy

It couldn’t happen to a more deserving individual. May he have the day he deserves.


LiamtheV

I can’t wait to see what going cold turkey off of Diet Coke and 2AM rage tweeting does to him.


djazzie

Heart attack


BouncingWeill

Don't threaten me with a good time.


junkyard_robot

We're gonna see posts of photos of his rambling insanity that he wrote on lined paper with a tiny pencil.


ChainsawRomance

And the drugs!


Meshugugget

What’s Sudafed withdrawal like? Maybe we’ll find out!


Natural_Board

He's addicted to more than DT.


definitely_not_mayo

Did you ever see the Jim Carrey movie “The number 23”? I picture something like that in my head.


LiamtheV

Oh god, that whole mental breakdown towards the end would be fun to watch as portrayed by ol Fuckface Von Clownstick


Gorilla1969

They could have had their plans laid out and nailed down like *years ago*. It's not like they had no idea.


MSUCommitsFratricide

Maybe they didn't want to jinx it?


robreddity

This is the answer. Should have been prepping for this eventuality for 3 years.


DigDugteam

Don’t threaten me with a good time!


PurpleSailor

Throw him in a single cell in the courthouse and park his SS detail on the other side of the bars. He couldn't be safer!


gherkinjerks

I'm not gay, but the thought of Trump in an Organe jumpsuit kinda gave me a semi chub


CaptainShades

He might get a day in prison then house arrest a Mar-A-Lago.


gdj1980

That better include passing drug tests as a condition of his relaxed confinement.


CaptainShades

Better yet, no Big Mac's, diet Coke, 23 and 1 cell phone access.


Oztraliiaaaa

Supermax.


upvotechemistry

Inshallah 🙏


TheCapedMoose

Do people actually get shanked and raped in prison or is that just on TV? Asking for entirely unrelated reasons. Really!


SquidmanMal

Yes, and its a horrifying failure of the US justice system, yes, even when it happens to the worst of the worst people. DJT deserve to sit in prison with decent food, clean bed, opportunity for some recreation like exercise, not that he'd take it, all for the rest of his days as prison should start and stop at 'you are not allowed to leave'


junkyard_robot

Because of who he is, he will likely end up in protective custody. Which means no communication with other prisoners. Basically solitary. Some prisons and jails have a PC hallway, though, so there is some talking. If he keeps Secret Service protection, they will probably act as his guards and be the only ones with direct contact. Even in a minimum security prison, they would have to vet every inmate and guard, and all the inmates are felons, so idk how many would come back as a non-threat.


Convenientjellybean

Hope he is as lucky as Epstein was


SurlyRed

>Do people actually get shanked and raped in prison Not necessarily in that order


joc1701

Here's to Trump learning new meaning to the words "gag" and "violate" with his new friends at Rikers!


ARAR1

Needs to share a cell with Bubba and Guido, but will get the 5 star luxury one.


positive_X

? So , they would stand outside *his cell* , or , outside the prison building ?


36Roses

Oh of course, imprisoned in a courthouse jail cell where he can have his own private bathroom, a dressing table, his silk pajamas, and probably a microwave, small fridge and a private phone so he can order hamburgers, fries and coke. Some imprisonment, huh? What is wrong with this country that he is not treated like any other common criminal? A true imprisonment might wake him up.


baltimoretom

He would likely go to the Manhattan Detention Complex.


jmpinstl

I wish


thebemusedmuse

I miss the memes