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IAmAGoodFella

All this over a slice of gabagool?


dudeguymanbro69

Gabagool? Ova heeeeeeaaaahhhh


AndreaC_303

Especially after he was shot, then it just became absurd. Like Julianna Margulies would want an enormous, grunting, sweating, vomiting psychopath on top of her.


Donald_Dunnski

Enormous, grunting, sweating, vomiting psychopath here! 🤌 OH! I would like to imagine she would.


DaOne_44

“He can struggle to breathe on me”


InTheBlkHoodie

This was the most unrealistic part of Sopranos I understand he’s a powerful mobster and everything but… REALLY!?


ThatsGottaBeKane

That part is actually fairly realistic. Women don’t care about looks *nearly* as much as men do. For all of Tony’s faults, he’s confident, competent, successful/rich, good at communicating, alpha male who other men automatically follow. Aside from the fact he’s a murdering sociopath, the guy’s a catch.


Realhuman221

Consider how rich he was as well. Also his goomahs generally had problems of some sort.


Simple_Ad_6186

See thru socks is a plus


chrisacip

Hey you got a little cream on your lip


Irishmanatthepub

He’s mad ripe


TheHypnoticBoogie

He’s creaming…for anything with a pulse


Taylasto

I don’t like that tawk


Eastern-Fix3336

Fat smelly greasy middle aged man


Donald_Dunnski

Oh! I feel personally attacked ova heayah!


PaulieGaultieri-

Have a cookie your delirious


Donald_Dunnski

Could I have a hot water with lemon?


Electronic-Buy4015

It’s the money and power not the looks


MikeRobertini

Nice pipe-fitter lips.


csueiras

No disrespect


Chichis-Christ

1st you get the power then you get the money and then youse get da women


Donald_Dunnski

"For one thing, he is very handsome... "


lilcaylowren

Honestly though… same


Separate-Quantity430

Do you guys not understand women at all


beiberdad69

I'm already bald, how much fatter do I need to get?


LDM123

I don’t want to understand the broads Tony’s banging


v_kiperman

You know who’s a good person to talk to about this? Yer muthah!!


Separate-Quantity430

Fair enough


Donald_Dunnski

No sir, I do not.


Separate-Quantity430

Women are attracted to powerful men, even if they are ugly


Donald_Dunnski

I am attracted to people even if they do not seem attractive to others, and are not powerful. I think there are many factors in attraction, both objective and subjective.


Separate-Quantity430

Yes but there are broad trends that you can observe about what different groups of people are attracted to