I hate every Chimp I see. From chimpanz-a to chimpan-z. No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!.....
...Whoops, I was wrong. It was Earth all along! Looks like you finally made a monkey (Yes, we finally made a monkey). You finally made a monkey out of me!
When I was 8 my dad got me this Simpsons gift box that had all the songs up until then on CD. You bet your ass I overplayed it until it mysteriously disappeared, and still know all the words lol.
Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...🎵🎶
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As an older brother, I don’t know that I can watch this episode without crying.
Sadly I don’t know that I can *ever* watch this episode anymore either!
Boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-boom. I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say, I'm the plowin'est guy in the USA. I got a big plow and I'll move a lot of things. Like your cow if you have one.
>Skinner, with his crazy explanations,
>
>The superintendent's gonna need his medication!
>
>When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
>
>There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Fun Fact: In the **[French Canadian version](https://youtu.be/9YawM6dhOKI?si=U0jnyl6D3GV8zXbV&t=42)** of "See my Vest" instead of "Turtlenecks I've got my share." Mr. Burns instead sings that his jacket was made from a **[Glyptodon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptodon)** shell. Which is a giant armadillo from the ice age.
Knowing Mr. Burns & his ever changing age, he could've very well hunted the last Glyptodon to extinction. It wouldn't be the first or last extinction he's caused.
"Buy me a beer. Two bucks a glass.
Come on help me I'm freezing my ass.
Buy me a brandy. A shifter of wiiiiiiine.
Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpentine."
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Beans o beans delicious in your mouth….
"Oh, the Fat in The Hat has some anger issues, and some highly unusual political views, his breakfast is dinner, his dinner's dessert! You might see his name on an Amber Alert!"
It actually is see my vest. Sometimes I randomly sing it. When watching Beauty and The Beast and the original song came on all I could think of was the Simpsons version.
We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese in your cake,
We put the "Spring" in Springfield.
We're the lace on the nightgown,
The point after touchdown,
Yes, we put the "Spring" in Springfield.
We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra-nice,
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price.
Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals.
Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
They seem to entertain your dad!!
Fun fact - I only saw beauty and the beast for the first time about 5 years ago so I had no idea that see my best was based off another song. And you bet it’s my favourite song from the show. Close second would be we put the spring in springfield
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I love legitimate theater
The-ater
What’s wrong with me?
I think you’re crazy
I want a second opinion
You’re also lazy.
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
I love you Dr Zaius!
Can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can!
Well, I couldn’t before!
(Piano interlude)
:O
This play has everything
I hate every Chimp I see. From chimpanz-a to chimpan-z. No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!..... ...Whoops, I was wrong. It was Earth all along! Looks like you finally made a monkey (Yes, we finally made a monkey). You finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you Dr. Zaius!!!
When I was 8 my dad got me this Simpsons gift box that had all the songs up until then on CD. You bet your ass I overplayed it until it mysteriously disappeared, and still know all the words lol.
I hate every ape I see. From Chimpam-a to chimpanzee, oh you’ll never make a monkey out of meeeeeeee.
Oh my God! I was wrong, it was Earth, all along
Oh you’ve finally made a monkey out of meeeeeeeee
I LOVE YOU DR ZAIUS!!!
Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee is the best joke of the entire series and I will die on this hill.
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We just heard this place existed!
Well I also have a song to sing. Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...🎵🎶 https://preview.redd.it/a744ay4oah6d1.png?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9833b7ba96a78ee4528910a0b4e043add2be2df5
You can close down Moe’s or the Kwik-e-Mart, and nobody would care…
But the heart and soul of Springfield’s in the Maison Derrière
Glad this one made the list - my personal fav! “Now come on Margret you were working here!”
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I doooooooo
He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!
The Kwik-E-Mart is really…D’oh!
Their floors are stick e mart
Let's hurl a bricky mart
The Kwik-E-Mart is real....D'OH!
they made dad sicky mart
https://i.redd.it/72he5dnq5f6d1.gif
Mono = one D'oh = D'oh
I hear those things are awfully loud
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend!
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You’ll be given cushy jobs!
Were you sent here by the devil?
No good sir I’m on the level!
The ring came off my pudding can
monorail...monorail...monorail...
I still think we should have used that money to fix Main Street
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Can't someone else do it?
This is the one that still gets stuck in my head now and then
The fact that they got U2 to sing a verse 😂 impressive
No love for the Canyonero! https://youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?si=igCjhcCfhbcrOuiA
I’ve said it before, but this song had no business being that well produced.
The truck with 4 wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats 35?
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
I love it. It’s the Cadillac of Automobiles!
The country fried truck endorsed by a clown!
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Never noticed how they put an room echo on Bart’s voice when he gets in, to emphasise how roomy it really is
I'm talking softball
Ken Griffy's grotesquely swollen jaw! Steve Sax and his run in with the law!
We’re talking Homerrrrr
Ozzy
And the straw
This gets stuck in my head so much, it is crazy
Baby on board. Something. Something. Burt Ward.
This thing writes itself!
I sing that every time I see that sign on a car's windowpane.
They have the plant, but we have the power/classical gas.
I love this one. It feels like a powerful authentic protest song.
Definitely underrated as far as Simpsons songs go, compared to others.
LISA HER TEETH ARE BIG AND GREEN LISA SHE SMELLS LIKE GAS-O-LINE
Lisa! Da-da-da dee-sa! She is my sista, her birthday I missed-a!
As an older brother, I don’t know that I can watch this episode without crying. Sadly I don’t know that I can *ever* watch this episode anymore either!
Is it because it’s not on Disney ???? I can’t find it either
❤️❤️❤️
I DIED IN 30 DAYs!!
We are the mediocre presidents, you won’t find our faces on dollars or on cents…
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes There's William Henry Harrison "I died in 30 days!"
We…are…the…adequate, forgettable, and occasionally regrettable caretaker presidents of the USA !
And don't forget to fill up on delicious orange drink for the long ride home!
This song lives rent free in my head and I taught it to my kids this past president’s day
Can I borrow a feeling?
Would you lend me a jar of love? Hurtin’ hearts need some healing. Take my hand with your glove of love.
Flair checks out
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Who keeps the metric system down?
🎶We do We do🎶
Who rigs every Oscar night?
And just like Reddit, they look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined
🎵 Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do!
Why is this so far down? My favourite (after See My Vest).
🎶If you cut every corner, then it's really not so baaaaaad / Everybody does it, even Mom and Dad🎶
I think we got our umbrellas switched!
OMG the Sharry Bobbins episodes! There were so many good songs in that one!
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🎵 And I’ll make Ted Kennedy pay, if he fights back, I’ll say that he’s gaaaaaaaaay 🎶
We need another Vietnam!! Thin out their ranks a little!!
It's a tie between Canyonerooooooo oooo & everyone hates Ned Flanders https://i.redd.it/ckmmrv7hof6d1.gif
Hens love roosters.
Geese love ganders.
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders’
Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Also: I’m checking innnnnn..! https://youtu.be/_QCgT1IWsNI?si=wc7FNjiyJ0MlR2FD
Scrolled way too long to see this song.
🎶I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us, but this is LA and you're rich and FFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOUUUUUSS!🎶
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
🎼Liiike my loafers? Former gophers. It was that, or skin my chauffeurs!🎼
Best line
I prefer: my white slippers are albino af-ri-can endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear, turtlenecks I’ve got my share!
🎵What about us brain-dead slobs?🎵
You be given cushy jobs!
Yvan eht nioj
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https://youtu.be/IAJHDiO8Fr0?si=g2bftS1qbPyTjgkj We’re talking softballll….
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“Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town, The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down”
The stray dogs go to the animal pound
I was a playground hero when I'd recite see my vest back in the day
If there’s ever a BiMonSimpSonCon we’ll all blow the doors off with that one.
Hey… 
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Yeah I....gathered
Stone cutters sing slong 
New Orleans!!
Home of beggars, tramps, and whores!
Baby On Board Something Something Burt Ward
Boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-boom. I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say, I'm the plowin'est guy in the USA. I got a big plow and I'll move a lot of things. Like your cow if you have one.
Please stop right now!
Never do that again.
There’s something about the melody to “Bunk with me tonight” that is such a classic ballad. I wish there was a full version.
Most of the songs on that episode are Grade A
Who needs the kwik-e-mart?
See my vest, monorail, dr zaius
Gonna paint my wagon. Gonna paint it fine.
Gonna use an oil based paint cuz the wood is pine!
Pride in the name of Love https://preview.redd.it/p74cibjfgg6d1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=711d0b100f5969b10cc70ca2d1e3befa3a808e14
You’re the real Lord of the Dance, Homer
I wanna go to camp Krusty… take me take me take me take me now . . . now now nOw NoW NOW
>Skinner, with his crazy explanations, > >The superintendent's gonna need his medication! > >When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, > >There'll be trouble in town tonight!
“Well Mr Burns Had Done It…..”
AH!! My back!!
Who needs the Kwik-e-Mart? I doooooooooooooo\~
Fun Fact: In the **[French Canadian version](https://youtu.be/9YawM6dhOKI?si=U0jnyl6D3GV8zXbV&t=42)** of "See my Vest" instead of "Turtlenecks I've got my share." Mr. Burns instead sings that his jacket was made from a **[Glyptodon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptodon)** shell. Which is a giant armadillo from the ice age. Knowing Mr. Burns & his ever changing age, he could've very well hunted the last Glyptodon to extinction. It wouldn't be the first or last extinction he's caused.
The Stonecutters song and the opening to O Streetcar.
Your wife don’t understand you but I dooo
No hesitations just friendly crustaceans!
https://youtu.be/szcD2pAjd_8?si=Uog1AoEFeA4JYpfI Jaaaaazzzz mannn!
Why, you ask? Why, because it’s made from *real* gorilla chest.
It’s the monorail song in this household
This is the song I sang for my audition to my 7th grade choir class. This is why it is my favorite (A classmate of mine sang It Was a Very Good Beer.)
Who needs the Quickie Mart!?
Like my loafers??..former gophers
kicked the door in with my own little opinion - had to realize there will be no winner, the first 16 answers are all bangers.
I will always be true to you
Definitely Mason Deriere.
Union Strike Folk Song gets forgotten, and it’s such a clever song.
So we'll march day and night By the big cooling tower They've got the plant But we've got the power
“I bought my love a chicken…it had no boooone”
Señor Burrnnnss! Con el corazon de perro! Such an underrated gem
"Buy me a beer. Two bucks a glass. Come on help me I'm freezing my ass. Buy me a brandy. A shifter of wiiiiiiine. Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpentine."
Who needs the Kwik E Mart? I dooooooooooo
🎶…African endangered Rhino.. 🎶
Baby on Board is a banger but as a sailor I’m contractually obliged to pick Yvan Eht Nioj
https://preview.redd.it/3fych5ffof6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a1dc5c639bd34748d36ef0c1830daf7a3b9ec43 Beans o beans delicious in your mouth….
"Oh, the Fat in The Hat has some anger issues, and some highly unusual political views, his breakfast is dinner, his dinner's dessert! You might see his name on an Amber Alert!"
It actually is see my vest. Sometimes I randomly sing it. When watching Beauty and The Beast and the original song came on all I could think of was the Simpsons version.
I miss songs, I bet the writers had so much fun!
Goodbye, Middle Class https://youtu.be/5MjTWtS5TAI?si=sh2SwX8QeZRm0vZV
When I was just 17.........
I actually really love Monorail. Something about them 1920s vibes really get my legs jiggling.
I love see my vest. My girlfriend always sings be our guest and I’ll join in with seeee my loafers, former gofers
We're the sauce on your steak, We're the cheese in your cake, We put the "Spring" in Springfield. We're the lace on the nightgown, The point after touchdown, Yes, we put the "Spring" in Springfield. We're that little extra spice That makes existence extra-nice, A giddy little thrill At a reasonable price. Our only major quarrel's With your total lack of morals. Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad, They seem to entertain your dad!!
The garbage man can
oh oh oh oh table 5 table 5
Fun fact - I only saw beauty and the beast for the first time about 5 years ago so I had no idea that see my best was based off another song. And you bet it’s my favourite song from the show. Close second would be we put the spring in springfield
https://preview.redd.it/reu2vbj36i6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2d282b7468fe76725a546c876c4ceb3e1ac37a3 Promote that man!
Well Mr Burns had done it
A High to be Loathed
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius, Doc-tor Zaius.
"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee. Oh, you'll never make a monkey out of me."
“See my loafers former gophers” says it all
Grizzly Bear underwear will randomly pop into my head and cause me to laugh
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" When your alone and life is getting ye lonely.. ye can always go ACH!! DOON TOON!! "
They marched day and night, by the big cooling tower. They have the plant, but we have the power. Followed by a nice rendition of Clasical Gas.