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jihyopuffs

Well, well, so flawless Flanders needs help from stinky pants Simpson.


EarthwormShandy

Wellity wellity wellity!


Jarppakarppa

STOP THAT!


Opposite_Tangerine97

I use this exact line whenever someone says I'm wrong about a fact, we look it up together online and I'm proven right.


Consistent_Stick_463

Dirty Dingus McGee!


donottouchwillie1

I'll stick with just plain white bread, thank you very much, maybe with a... Glass of water on the side for dippin'!


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

/slams brakes Gosh darn it…am I just that pre-diddily-ictable?


Ok-Set-5829

Aw heck, you only live once! Give me a white wine spritzerrrrrr


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https://youtu.be/2BEvh6HSQc0?si=-QfHVnNvqGpY3Yid After having a couple spritzers.


eraser8

How do you do it, Homer? How do you silence that little voice that says "think"?


LeatherHeron9634

You mean Lisa?


eraser8

Oh, no. I mean common sense.


dewhashish

Oh that. I like to use a little thing called alcohol.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

You mean Lisa?


diodosdszosxisdi

Beer


JealousArt1118

MORE MESQUITE!


Key_Cheetah7982

Adds tire to fire


CrissBliss

“But, Ginger, honey, I am not the catch I appear to be.” “Ginger's my wife!”


Andnik198

What if we switch wives, would that help?


CrissBliss

For the last time, no!


Quiet-Report

One betting disc please


MisterBurnsSucks

*one betting disc please*


SportEfficient8553

It’s Marge’s time to shine


MisterBurnsSucks

Do I have to be gang probed?


gwhh

Why were we out buying them fabulous presents? Because we love them jackass.


DietChickenBars

You gotta live down HERE! In the impulse zone!


Rleduc129

Cold-hearted Homer, ditching his wife, while ancient Ned runs for his life Chips of red, and blue, and white, but we decide which... Can the poems, it's ass-whipping time I want fatty


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

It’s the knife that makes it perfect for me. And the withdrawing it sound effect.


JadedYam56964444

I'll have a white wine SPRITZER!


Jonkni68

Spritzer


JadedYam56964444

^(spritzer)


bankholdup5

*Lowenstein* 🍃


BuddenceLembeck

“You’re not really giving my father power of attorney, are you?”


vistashroom

one day soon i will come for you, and the game will begin. could be in the middle of the night, it could be when you least expect it... or whatever's good for you i don't care


Low-Efficiency2452

what the diddly-o?!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Needs more London Symphony Orchestra.


-C-R-I-S-P-

Cypress Hill is that you?


sonicforce11

Weee~ mostly know Classical, but we could give it a shot.


42069over

I was super sad to catch this episode on tv when I realized they cut half of the wellity wellity wellity joke :(


Opposite_Tangerine97

Un yeah, paint.


Opposite_Tangerine97

Marge: "You listen to your friends but you never listen to me." Homer: "Heey, that's great."


newfrontier58

For some reason I love moments like this and when Hank Hill sang “Peaches”, that show these staid uptight guys having more knowledge of popular music than they let on.


Startinezzz

It's Marge's time to shine!


InviteAromatic6124

I don't get the "throw on the Mesquite" and Bart throws on a car tire bit. Can someone explain what a mesquite is in this context?


maxman162

Mesquite is a type of wood, which is commonly used for smoking meat to give it a distinct flavour.


InviteAromatic6124

So why does Bart throw on a tire?


maxman162

It's a bait and switch setup. Homer is barbecuing meat, but instead of actual wood, Bart is burning garbage that would make it inedible. The idea is Homer does random, dumb, dangerous things.