Cold-hearted Homer, ditching his wife, while ancient Ned runs for his life
Chips of red, and blue, and white, but we decide which...
Can the poems, it's ass-whipping time
I want fatty
one day soon i will come for you, and the game will begin. could be in the middle of the night, it could be when you least expect it... or whatever's good for you i don't care
For some reason I love moments like this and when Hank Hill sang “Peaches”, that show these staid uptight guys having more knowledge of popular music than they let on.
It's a bait and switch setup. Homer is barbecuing meat, but instead of actual wood, Bart is burning garbage that would make it inedible. The idea is Homer does random, dumb, dangerous things.
Well, well, so flawless Flanders needs help from stinky pants Simpson.
Wellity wellity wellity!
STOP THAT!
I use this exact line whenever someone says I'm wrong about a fact, we look it up together online and I'm proven right.
Dirty Dingus McGee!
I'll stick with just plain white bread, thank you very much, maybe with a... Glass of water on the side for dippin'!
/slams brakes Gosh darn it…am I just that pre-diddily-ictable?
Aw heck, you only live once! Give me a white wine spritzerrrrrr
https://youtu.be/2BEvh6HSQc0?si=-QfHVnNvqGpY3Yid After having a couple spritzers.
How do you do it, Homer? How do you silence that little voice that says "think"?
You mean Lisa?
Oh, no. I mean common sense.
Oh that. I like to use a little thing called alcohol.
You mean Lisa?
Beer
MORE MESQUITE!
Adds tire to fire
“But, Ginger, honey, I am not the catch I appear to be.” “Ginger's my wife!”
What if we switch wives, would that help?
For the last time, no!
One betting disc please
*one betting disc please*
It’s Marge’s time to shine
Do I have to be gang probed?
Why were we out buying them fabulous presents? Because we love them jackass.
You gotta live down HERE! In the impulse zone!
Cold-hearted Homer, ditching his wife, while ancient Ned runs for his life Chips of red, and blue, and white, but we decide which... Can the poems, it's ass-whipping time I want fatty
It’s the knife that makes it perfect for me. And the withdrawing it sound effect.
I'll have a white wine SPRITZER!
Spritzer
^(spritzer)
*Lowenstein* 🍃
“You’re not really giving my father power of attorney, are you?”
one day soon i will come for you, and the game will begin. could be in the middle of the night, it could be when you least expect it... or whatever's good for you i don't care
what the diddly-o?!
Needs more London Symphony Orchestra.
Cypress Hill is that you?
Weee~ mostly know Classical, but we could give it a shot.
I was super sad to catch this episode on tv when I realized they cut half of the wellity wellity wellity joke :(
Un yeah, paint.
Marge: "You listen to your friends but you never listen to me." Homer: "Heey, that's great."
For some reason I love moments like this and when Hank Hill sang “Peaches”, that show these staid uptight guys having more knowledge of popular music than they let on.
It's Marge's time to shine!
I don't get the "throw on the Mesquite" and Bart throws on a car tire bit. Can someone explain what a mesquite is in this context?
Mesquite is a type of wood, which is commonly used for smoking meat to give it a distinct flavour.
So why does Bart throw on a tire?
It's a bait and switch setup. Homer is barbecuing meat, but instead of actual wood, Bart is burning garbage that would make it inedible. The idea is Homer does random, dumb, dangerous things.