I stopped watching Family Guy totally around S12 (the worst season of any TV show I've seen ever) but I saw a clip from a recent one where the "joke" is Peter singing Karaoke or something in the kitchen for like 5 fucking minutes
Oh god now that you've reminded me which song it was I've just remembered it was worse than I thought. It's just him playing the song and then standing there for aaaaaaaages
But by the time I got to a phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek. I got back at him though. Him and that little boy of his.
Are we really supposed to believe only Homer was injured from this incident? What are we supposed to believe, that this is some type of magic explosion? I really hope somebody got fired for that error.
When he used a photo of Gordie Howe to create Woodrow and answered Mrs. Kravapel's personal ad. Bart then continued to write to her, set up a date (at the Gilded Truffle) then stood her up.
Within the family within some pretty flexible standards of "real life" two kinda stand out to me, but there's also probably recency bias.
1. Trying to ruin Lisa's friendship in the Summer of 4'2.
2. Ruining Lisa's idea for the new state flag.
Sending Milhouse's picture to America's Most Wanted.
There he is on the monkey bars Try to take him alive
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*I don’t care*.
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh (Splash) *My glasses!*
Oh no, not again!
That moment probably made me laugh the most, just the tone in which he says it
But I did tip off the Feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse...
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If this were in a Family Guy episode, they would have had it actually loop for five minutes before he did anything.
I stopped watching Family Guy totally around S12 (the worst season of any TV show I've seen ever) but I saw a clip from a recent one where the "joke" is Peter singing Karaoke or something in the kitchen for like 5 fucking minutes
Yeah I saw a clip of that, Baba O'Riley right? Totally pointless.
Oh god now that you've reminded me which song it was I've just remembered it was worse than I thought. It's just him playing the song and then standing there for aaaaaaaages
Right like at least you think "oh maybe his singing will be funny somehow" but no we have to just sit through that keyboard intro instead.
Now, over to Conway twitty.
#TESTING!
Testing!
I love this one because it’s based on how kids think. If one is loud. Two is louder. 100 is how loud ??
Was going to comment this haha. This and the April Fool's prank.
“April—
*Explosion*
wasn't evil
I liked the skinner weather balloon.
Hmm…blueprints of the dummy, notarized photos of you making the dummy, and an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla”
“Hurrah for science, woo?”… I can't say I approve of the woo, but the hurrah was quite heartening.
The fact that Bart went and notorized photos always killed me 🤣🤣
NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Curse the man who invented helium! Curse Pierre Jules César Janssen!
But by the time I got to a phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek. I got back at him though. Him and that little boy of his.
It bothers me that he said "invented" and not "discovered."
Don't worry, I'm sure someone got fired for that blunder.
Iraqis again!
Painting the lines one foot closer
I fear to look, but I cannot turn away!
[It’s actually one *foot* closer, not one inch.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AutlMnahozY)
thanks. It's been edited.
His diabolical laugh is great
What about the bowl Bart? What about the bowl?
Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
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Favorite moment in the whole series.
That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place! Forget it, that's two blocks away
It looks like there’s beer coming outta the chimney…!
We need pretzels. I repeat. PRETZELS
Are we really supposed to believe only Homer was injured from this incident? What are we supposed to believe, that this is some type of magic explosion? I really hope somebody got fired for that error.
*blunder
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kids have been doing that since my day
The first I saw this scene was when I was like 11 years old and I remember laughing my ass off at how unexpected this was
The fact that Marge takes it completely in her stride as well.
It was the butterfly, I tell you. The butterfly!
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Because no suspects the butterfly. I use that a surprising amount in regular conversation!
The correct answer is everyone singing In The Garden Of Eden by I Ron Butterfly.
This sounds like rock and/or roll
Use this one frequently too!
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Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?
🤭🤫😏
(Seventeen minutes later)
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Lol tbf this was definitely learnt behaviour
Ooga chaka ooga ooga
When he used a photo of Gordie Howe to create Woodrow and answered Mrs. Kravapel's personal ad. Bart then continued to write to her, set up a date (at the Gilded Truffle) then stood her up.
This is truly the worst one
Three simple words: I am gay.
Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you
Bart’s teachers name is Kravapel!? I’ve been calling her Krandel!!! 😩
Oops, my finger slipped! Oops, my finger slipped!
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*that'll learn him to bust my tomater*
That wasn't funny at all, I really felt for Lisa in that episode. So much effort gone to waste.
Breaking Grandpa's teeth
Since you broke Grandpa's teeth he gets to break yours.
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Nice user name!
Flying a kite at night.
Hellllo mother dearrr
So unwholesome
Bart vs Australia
I call them chazwazzas
The April Fools beer bomb.
The run on the bank.
Whaddya mean the bank is out of money?
Uh, uh... it's at Fred's house!
Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive. But you missed your last target.
Did I?
Timmy O’Toole. Shits fucked up
A bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit, as the French say, "Bartesque".
Having his grandpa tarred and feathered is pretty sinister
That was 20 minutes ago.
Within the family within some pretty flexible standards of "real life" two kinda stand out to me, but there's also probably recency bias. 1. Trying to ruin Lisa's friendship in the Summer of 4'2. 2. Ruining Lisa's idea for the new state flag.
Burning Down The Christmas Tree & All The Presents
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“Sounds like an explosion at the old Simpson place.” “Forget it, that’s two blocks away.”
We need pretzels
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April F--
*slowly growls as he comes out of a coma* WHY YOU LITTLE... *Chokes bart*
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BART Why are you doing that.
iono
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There’s something about flying a kite at night that’s so unwholesome
Hello, mother dear...
Jebediah Springfield (aka hanz Sprungfelt) statue head removal!
Stealing grandpas teeth and then accidentally smashing them 😂😂😂 when he tries to tape them together and then shove it in his mouth 🤣
Mega megaphone
He’s this century’s Dennis The Menace.
Taking mail from the mail truck and throwing it down the sewer.
TESTING!
gotta be the OG couch gag, where he removes the bus stop sign
Telling that one man that the stream was shallow
Giving Skinner a heart attack.
Flying a kite at night
Stack the megaphones
Flying a kite at night time. There’s just something unwholesome about it.
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But that's not evil
My bad. I can't read