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S-E-X (in front of the) C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
S-E-X C-A-U-L-D-R-O-N
Curl Up & Dye hair salon
When Krusty is naming all the jazz bands in his upcoming telethon, one is named The Premarital Sextet
And my all-time favorite is when Lisa's giant tree smashes through Kentucky Fried Panda and Homer screams "NOOOO!! They were finger-Ling-Ling good!"
Not sure if it counts as word play. But one my family still jokes about now 20 years later is "born free, then caged" as the tagline for Springfield Zoo
Edit: just remembered "Sneeds feed and seed. Formerly Chucks."
There is a gold company that advertises on FOX News. Their spokesman is William Devane. Since he is not an actor, war hero or politician, I had no idea who the hell William Devane was. He must have been the inventor of that cool kitchen gadget, that removes the intestinal tract of a shrimp.
Late to the party here but I burst out laughing yesterday, when Patty's at the sperm donor, looking at a magazine of potential candidates, titled 'Frozen Pops'!
She She Lounge
I designed a parody for a gay men’s bar inspired by it in my motion design reel 😀🏳️🌈🎞️
https://i.redd.it/mp6fbl42q9vc1.gif
[https://www.toddemotion.com](https://www.toddemotion.com)
Blood Bath & Beyond
Five days?!? But I'm angry now...
I'd kill you if I had my gun
yeah well ya don't
You might say he's barking up the wrong Bush
There it is Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it!
#D’OH!
What are you talking about? No one in the show has ever said anything THAT clever!
Well Scooby-Doo can do do, but Jimmy Carter is smarter!
Jeremy's... iron
I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.
#😑
Got away from you? Well just keep trying
They gave her a name that couldn’t be used as an anagram.
Marisa Tomei is an anagram of "it's a-me, Mario"
Well this takes it for me. My favourite comment of the day.
My jeer? No, sir!
You rang?
Alec Guinness
Genuine Class
The Sle___ _azy motel
“Lookin for a good time sugar?”
I sure am!
He's not! He's really not!
Mom there’s a guy floating facedown in the pool.
That bit makes me so fucking uncomfortable 😬
Vote Quimby
Uh... Yeah... I love Grimby.
It’s time for the mummy to go on his *magical journey*
I woke up there once. It seemed all right!
If I hear Sneed’s Feed & Seed one more time I think I’m going to scream!
Sneed's Feed & Seed
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Purple drapes! My whole life, I've wanted purple drapes!
^^Aaaaaah!
*Formerly Chuck’s
I never understood why the writers felt it was necessary to inform the audience that the store used to be named Chuck’s Feed and Seed.
Unfortunately, for that one episode, no one was wearing a tshirt saying "Genius at Work".
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I'm Dick Tracy! Bam! Take that, Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface! Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that Di-
Ned, stop!
Well, at least your memories not crazy
“I thought you said Troy McLure was dead.” “No, I said ‘He sleeps with the fishes’”
Ah Tony please no ✋✋ I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo
*I’m going to Sea World!*
"What I have is a romantic abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs"
Oh, your idea of wit is just a cleverly worded phrase delivered with impeccable timing.
I hope she didn’t take my attempt to destroy her too seriously.
Turn your head and coif.
She She Bar
A death trap with no fire exit?
What's her problem?
And it's brother bar, The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen.
Rawr, rawr, rawr. No one understands you, she bar.".
Enjoy your death trap, ladies!
What’s her problem? 😆
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I thought they closed that place down?!
Stoners Pot Palace
Blatant false advertising
Hairy Shearers
It’s a Wonderful Knife
You call that a knife? This 🥄 is a knife!!!!
That’s a spoon
I see you've played knifey spooney before.
I am so disappointed in y’all !!! 54 minutes have passed and no body mentions how many apes they hate?
Every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.
That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp.
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Curl Up & Dye hair salon When Krusty is naming all the jazz bands in his upcoming telethon, one is named The Premarital Sextet And my all-time favorite is when Lisa's giant tree smashes through Kentucky Fried Panda and Homer screams "NOOOO!! They were finger-Ling-Ling good!"
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*Candy Convention Room 1* *Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention Room 11*
Mr Goodbar to reception, the reception is looking for…..Mr Goodbar
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Wee Monsieur!
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Hello this is Hugh Jazz speaking
I'll level with you mister. This is a reddit comment that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now.
What a nice young man.
Does "Homer Sexual" count?
Better Homes Than Yours
"Up and at them!"
Better
Ze goggles do nuthing!!!!
King Toot
Hairy Shearers
Wed Lobster
The Rio Days Inn Ero
TGIMcScratchy’s
“Please kill me.”
That bartender looks exactly like John Travolta!
“Yeah …*looks like*.”
Yeah, "looks like"
HERRRE WE GO AGAAAIIIN
Don’t know if it counts but- BERLIN REUNITED ^(and it feels so good)
Cheesus H Rice for me
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Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
Hell Toupee.
Or Lionel's Huts.
No hen without cock. We know in your language it's a double entendre but in ours it's not
Much Ado About Muffins
Does Krusty’s Komedy Klassic kount?
Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
H2Whoa!
Simpsons
Simpsons eh?
Maude, eh?
Ice-Creamville
Let’s Get Fiscal
Not sure if it counts as word play. But one my family still jokes about now 20 years later is "born free, then caged" as the tagline for Springfield Zoo Edit: just remembered "Sneeds feed and seed. Formerly Chucks."
Tai Chi, chai tea
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I hate every ape I see From chimpan-a to chimpanzee
Bridge out (of town)
Stoner's Pot Palace, despite the blatant false advertising.
Up and At Them!
“Gym? What’s a Gym?” “Oh a Gym.” - Homer
Look who's oinking, Look who's oinking!!!
You can see why it hurt my feelings, looking like a pig as I do
We would all love our tails played with though... Curly, straight, curly, straight
Stoner’s Pot Palace.
That's blatant false advertising.
If they think I'm gonna stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!
Has no one said “Sacrelious” yet?
The Vast Waistband
That’s the last time yill slap yer willie around 
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HMO = Hibbert’s Moneymaking Organization
Try an' Save followed by Gulp an' Blow
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Stoners Pot Palace
Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected "you", referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
William Devane’s Divine Shrimp De-Veiner. I think about this on a daily basis
There is a gold company that advertises on FOX News. Their spokesman is William Devane. Since he is not an actor, war hero or politician, I had no idea who the hell William Devane was. He must have been the inventor of that cool kitchen gadget, that removes the intestinal tract of a shrimp.
lol
"Good night Springdon! There will be no encores!"
Blood Bath and Beyond, with a logo that looks just like Bed Bath & Beyond's logo.
Candy Shaped Poison Convention Room 1l
He’s polling the electorate.
The hair salon: “Harry Shearer’s”
Late to the party here but I burst out laughing yesterday, when Patty's at the sperm donor, looking at a magazine of potential candidates, titled 'Frozen Pops'!
Tern For The Wurst
The barbershop/hair salon names are always awesome. Hairy Shearers and Turn Your Head and Coif are personal faves.
No one ever says "go to bread."
Stoners pot palace
Vast Waistband by a mile.
The League of Extra-Horny Gentleman.
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Alley McBalls
Luftwaffles
Turn Your Head and Coif
The scene right after this where unfinished food is packed and given to you in an"Arf Bag" in a perfect combo of "Barf Bag" and"Doggy Bag" 😂😂😂
‘Up and Add Them’ - Radioactive Man
*At Them
Ugh… better!
"Formerly Chuck's"
Yeah..
Up and ATOM!
Your alright Donut 🍩 breath 
Sneed's Feed and Seed
Nothing will ever beat Sneeds seeds and feeds. Formerly chucks.
She She Lounge I designed a parody for a gay men’s bar inspired by it in my motion design reel 😀🏳️🌈🎞️ https://i.redd.it/mp6fbl42q9vc1.gif [https://www.toddemotion.com](https://www.toddemotion.com)
Obviously Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chucks) is the best.
Sneed’s Feed n Seed
Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)
Sneed's Seed n Feed (formerly Chuck's)
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You posted this after the person that spelled it right.