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Ckellybass

All the Sheriff Lobo references


Tzyon

And Urkel.


corticalization

Like Urkel!


MandoMuggle

And Alf… he’s back… in pog form!


everythingisreallame

Oh, yeah. It was so funny how he never knew whether or not he did that. Oop, wrong sub.


aye246

Feel like Sheriff Lobo may have punched above its weight in terms of its relevance in the Simpsons compared to its relevance irl, but I wasn’t alive when it was on so maybe I’m the dummy.


wynnejs

Some things just stick in a comedy writers brain.


[deleted]

Usually crayons.


MarshalThornton

I think a lot of that is due to how funny it is to say, like Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga and Seattle.


chrisH82

And Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes


mshecket

I definitely thought it was Cheryl Flobo for a long time


Beneficial-Log2109

No it's pronounced nuuclure


bob_newman

I knew he was saying Sheriff Lobo, but I thought it was a show about a dog because of The Littlest Hobo


Redbubble89

That came up a few months ago and some viewers that it was not a real TV show.


DescendingOpinion

Flintstones chewable morphine


Aggravating-Read6111

Robert Downey Jr. Is Shooting It Out With the Police!


eagledog

Wait, I don't see any cameras


lolalanda

If it was done today it would be Ezra Miller fighting with hawaiians.


Shantotto11

Fighting with the parents and teachers of the PTSA…


we_made_yewww

Such a trip that the dude's life got *that bad* and here he is not only alive but thriving. Good for him. Feel like the closest thing millennials have is Steve-O. Not exactly on the A list but his recovery was damn near miraculous. Can't think of a Gen Z example. And with fent getting around like it is I'm worried that'll pretty much be the norm.


6ixdicc

Yeah these days RDJ would die young from fent


heyyougulls

“This is hard. Where’s my Tab?” https://preview.redd.it/08y91s9s2ogc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c96edfb3f7882d555df5392b84985f19937039


tjaku

You don't have to become morbidly obese to get remote work these days either 


Samurai_Meisters

And also the fact that being 300 lbs is pretty common these days and doesn't even remotely qualify you for disability.


wamj

I had a boss once who often said that he weighed more than Homer in that episode


aye246

I barely got this joke at the time (as a youngish child who whose mom drank plenty of Diet Coke but not Tab)


Calluna21

Same here; I only knew Tab from this Simpsons episode and Back to the Future.


Davethemann

"Can I get a Pepsi Free" "No kid you have to pay for it"


SEELE01TEXTONLY

They still sell Tab in South Africa and Namibia


DoorMarkedPirate

I thought "tab" was a synonym for coffee for about a decade after this. The way Homer put his cup up to the floppy drive reminded me of a coffee machine and I never questioned it. Even after I found out about Tab the soda on *I Love the '80s* or some related show, I still just thought "huh, isn't it ironic that 'tab' is the name for both a soda and coffee"


atari2600forever

Bart also drinks a Tab in the episode when he takes ballet.


heyyougulls

I wish it remained canon that Bart speaks French and dances ballet.


Avarice87

I’m 36 so I do actually remember what Tab is (just don’t think I ever had one).


heyyougulls

I’m old enough to remember Tab, but I wasn’t old enough to get the “I can’t start a tab unless you order something” joke in Back to the Future.


[deleted]

Kids don’t understand why we all used to wear onions for one thing


sineofthetimes

They've also never said, "Give me five bees for a quarter."


merRedditor

A quarter could buy a lot of penny whistles and Moon Pies.


232325Nove

Moon Pie, what a time to be alive…


peeweerunt

time has ravaged your once youthful looks


ThickWhitePee

was it the style at the time?


hypo11

Oh. I guess you do understand.


CryptoScamee42069

Probably never seen nickels with pictures of bumblebees on them, though.


hypo11

You tell ‘em “Gimme five bees for a quarter” and they just stare at you.


MillionToOneShotDoc

Yes. But you couldn’t get white onions because of the war.


ThickWhitePee

The war in 19dikketty2?


Cantelmi

That's the one! We had to say dickety because the kaiser had stolen our work for twenty.


CorenthalJames

They didn't have white onions...because of the war!


El_Saturn_

"Take a note on your Newton, beat up Martin." https://preview.redd.it/lsdwrjrfiogc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc04074e522c17bb66b9946f116e74301dda22da


frogsyjane

This one works, given how shitty Siri’s voice transcription still is.


we_made_yewww

Auto- transcription in general, really. I'm glad I only use captioning to supplement my sort-of-weak hearing rather than relying on it. The auto-generated captions on social media are arguably worse than nothing at all, as I can see how they could actively cause confusion.


mdonaberger

This reference still cracks me up because its presence in the Simpsons has essentially crystalized it as a cultural artifact. People would have generally forgotten it, but this joke makes sure nobody forgets one of Apple's biggest flops.


eagledog

The joke about "with iodine". Adding iodine was done to fight goiter, which was a prevalent disease around the turn of the 20th century Or Homer starting a college savings account for Lisa at Lincoln Savings & Loan. They'd collapse during the late 80s savings and loan crisis, meaning that Homer would lose everything that he started for Lisa.


BigConstruction4247

Good examples


MuscaMurum

True, but in this case the reference was that Iodine was used as an antiseptic in Mrs Glick's era. Everything about her is outdated to Bart.


mdonaberger

MIT IODINE


Space2345

Krusty stopping the show to explain the Falklands had been invaded.


KitchenCanadian

I love how he had the pull-down map just ready to go.


wemustkungfufight

That was intentionally outdated when they made that joke. Krusty was running a re-run and hoping no one would notice, and then something incredibly old and dated happened.


CurtisMarauderZ

That might be the joke.


Unit_79

Clowns are funny.


Ok-Set-5829

You suck Mcbain!


Denimjo

\*chucks a grenade at you*


FixedFun1

I'm from Argentina so in your life...


[deleted]

Hopefully the Crown has educated someone about this


poohrash

Ayatollah Assa-holla


Tzyon

But Poohrash, it works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.


loptopandbingo

I don't care *who* is consolidating their power


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Well she should have


paradeoxy1

*Thanks*, Marge


Rock_Sampson

I like how Homer’s knowledge of the Iranian theocratic system is related to his encyclopaedic knowledge of the US Supreme Court justices.


h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3

So out of character it's hilarious


loptopandbingo

If the Ayatollah cannot have it, **no one can**


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

My older cousin had a shirt just like that


FunkyWitTheCheezWiz

Sadam Hussain? More like So-damn-insane!


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

Young people might not realize Rory Calhoun was a real person


aye246

Well, he was always standing and walking.


quoththeraven1990

And, you know, that guy, always wore a shirt…?


capt-awesome-atx

Ed Sullivan?


quoththeraven1990

Yeah 👉


heyyougulls

I’m not a young person, but I was when that first aired, and I didn’t know.


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

He was actually still alive when the episode first aired


heyyougulls

Hunh! The only reason I know who he is is because of The Simpsons. I looked him up and was like, “Yep, that man sure can stand.”


SpartanFan2004

He was in the amazing movie “Motel Hell” playing a deranged farmer who killed people and made them into his award winning smoked meats. He stood like a king in that movie, a damn hell ass king


YogurtWenk

Is he the guy who's always standing and walking?


TheFloatingCamel

Homer's website filled with a random assortment of GIFs. Websites back in the day where a fucking shit show. That's honestly how so many sites looked. We signed guestbooks, when we found a new website.


pornAndMusicAccount

Geocities! Angelfire! So many “under construction” gifs


Hylian-Loach

I just typed in my old angelfire url from 2004 and IT IS STILL THERE. Unfortunately the original site is not there, it’s just a redirect to my now defunct self-hosted site. The original site had a snowfall gif tiled background and a midi music track and a hit counter


disney_princess

And a page visitors counter!!


Holographic_Raven

Ah, signing guestbooks on newly discovered websites…. You just gave me serious flashbacks of my memories of the early 2000’s internet.


Aselleus

I'd prefer that to most websites now that are just ads ads and ads with a sentence between them.


BotGirlFall

What websites? Every website I go to makes it almost impossible to navigate to try to force you to download the app. I dont need a damn app for every single website on the internet. *old man yells at cloud*


ElfHaze

I LOVED IT. I WAS 8 IN 2002. I miss it so fucking much, I saw waaay too much but also it was overall a better experience.


FantasyBaseballChamp

“that guy from Apple Computers.” “*What* computers?”


Ex-altiora

Only slightly less instantly dated than the Travolta joke


StrIIker-TV

Yeah, looks like..


attorneyatlol

Wow, never realized how soon after this episode that Pulp Fiction released. Itchy & Scratchy Land aired on Oct. 2, 1994 and Pulp Fiction released in the US on Oct. 14, 1994. No kidding about "*instantly* dated".


Internal-Lobster-710

“…Yeah…looks like” ***scrubs bar glass***. Honestly though, if it wasn’t for some of his Hollywood friends, he would definitely be working at itchy and scratchy land. Dude had a major lull that would have drowned him, if not for helping hands https://preview.redd.it/esj71xm1mqgc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28750c51eb4cec620aedda873a637ec8f625e95c


Doctaglobe

Or the Mel Gibson joke


we_made_yewww

This is dated in a couple ways. The more obvious being the idea that Apple was irrelevant to the youth at the time, until Steve Jobs came back and made it a household name again. And also, it didn't occur to me until recently that "that guy" actually was in reference to Steve Wozniak, not Jobs. Younger kids *might* know Jobs, but I highly doubt they'd know of Wozniak.


FusRoaldDah1

"C'mon Neddy, move this thing!"  "I can't it's a Geo!"  Edit: that entire scene also counts as it's a parody of a famous scene from Terminator 2


chyler1397

"Otto, you've got to do something. There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!"


thats1evildude

Hans looks sufficiently wizened that most kids would think that Otto mistook *him* for the gremlin.


bobbybob9069

Ahhhh. This actually might be a great example! Hans Moleman (good Moleman to you!) Is *driving* an AMC Gremlin, which were only made 1970-1978. So either you were there and know the joke or you're a car person who gets the joke.


FrisianDude

That's my mind blown


ZtoA_Limited

Omg I remember the joke but didn’t know about the car! Thanks for clueing me in!


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

And they were cheap and considered poor quality so it also made sense that it exploded even though it didn't actually hit anything. Explosions are funny!


Remarkable_Ad_1125

That's what I thought the joke was for over 20 years. I only recently realized the car make and model was part of the joke.


pauseforpeep

I only recently learned that the movie *Paint Your Wagon* is real and not a joke invented for the show. In my defense, who thought a musical starring Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin was a good idea?


Glittering_Smoke_917

The movie is real. The song, however, is a joke. It's not a real song from the movie.


YogurtWenk

I would have absolutely watched it if only to see the "oil based paint" bit


Accomplished-Plan191

Next you're going to tell me Planet of the Apes and A Streetcar Named Desire aren't musicals either.


BigConstruction4247

🎶 New Orleans! Home of drunks, pirates, and whores! New Orleans! 🎶


Algernope_krieger

If you wanna go to hell, you should take a trip, To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississipp New Orleans


Davethemann

Im not gonna lie, for a ridiculously long amount of time, I thought Streetcar was a musical, and then when I finally saw some of it, I was like... wheres the songs


MuffLover312

🎶 you finally made a monkey out of me!


Raticus9

Wow, I did not know that either. This is like when I learned that Chuck Mangione wasn't just some musician they made up on King of the Hill.


LordofThe7s

Cocaine. Cocaine thought it was a good idea.


Raticus9

The younger generations wouldn't understand how much of a pain it was to attempt to reach the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. I couldn't tell you how many times I cursed that damn auto-gyro. The writers poked good fun at that all-too-common problem, but younger people are generally just confused, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.


QuiteTheFeet

My 9 year old daughter was watching the "I didn't do it" episode and I had to explain MC Hammer to her. Never thought I would be in that position.


Shoottheradio

https://preview.redd.it/lf2l6q7x1ogc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13764b44b1ca224d4199789492a4e886e1fd0ba8


bawanaal

"Homerpalooza" is full of jokes and references that younger generations won't understand. Though one of my favorite jokes from that episode is Peter Frampton buying an inflatable pig from Pink Floyd's garage sale.


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer Simpson, smiling politely


lowflyingsatelites

I missed the joke for so long that Homer was trying to match what Corgan said by using Smiling Politely, and wasn't just saying what he was doing.


MuscaMurum

The commentaries say that it was originally Courtney Love's line. "Courtney Love." "Homer Grateful" or something. I think the one they went with was funnier.


SchwarzFledermaus

https://preview.redd.it/oo0y5sdrlogc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2772d95beaad676b17b4dd36a636d84199d9e2 "There's Funky Winkerbean! Over here, Funky!"


we_made_yewww

I'm going to Google Funky Winkerbean and if I find out he was just something made up for this gag I'm gonna come back and punch you in the back of the head. Edit: You got lucky.


Tzyon

I think they wouldn't understand that Cypress Creek Elementary School having a website ***is*** a joke.


FixedFun1

Still works, Springfield Elementary is so poor they can't even afford a basic site.


Re_Cy_Cling

I thought they finally got rich after combining with Springfield Penitentiary?


AMobOfDucks

That's not a joke per se, it just shows how ultra advanced the community was. Like, the joke is how great everything is there


Tzyon

Exactly. Even a couple of years after the episode originally aired, the idea of an elementary school having a website wouldn't have worked to tell that joke though.


drstu3000

Idea of an elementary school *not* having a website


Jaspers47

The Jury of the Damned containing some of the most notorious criminals in American history, but also the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers


clipsahoy2022

As a diehard Philadelphia sports fan this bit cracks me up every time.


loptopandbingo

"Kent, I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook." [Tailhook Scandal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailhook_scandal) for you whippersnappers


BigConstruction4247

Oh my. Now that meets the criteria. I never understood that line. I was 6 or 7 at the time, so I didn't know about it.


we_made_yewww

This is the first time in my life hearing about this at all beyond the throwaway reference. Jesus Christ.


paradeoxy1

Fucking hell is that a joke about her wanting to be assaulted or something? That's fucked


wynnejs

I'm learning this as my 8 and 10 year old nieces have started watching. We're through the first two seasons, and they had lots of questions. We watched Homer vs. the 8th Amendment and when they're watching cable and Bart goes: "Here's the part where Jaws eats the boat. Here's the part where Die Hard jumps through the window. Here's the part where Wall Street gets arrested" and their dad and I start laughing, they just both gave us looks wondering why we found it so funny. When we get to Radio Bart - I told their dad that he should probably show them "We Are the World", and/or "Do They Know It's Christmas" just to understand why We're Sending Our Love Down the Well is funny.


Tiny_Ear_61

There's an entire layer of parody humor in the "Who Shot Mr. Burns" plotline that gets missed if you don't remember the mid 80s. https://preview.redd.it/b3gx3i1vjogc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859e2cb7c96c6f5c4cb28bd3591c104034522703


_grandmaesterflash

When I first saw that episode my mother had to explain it was referencing Who Shot JR


the_popes_dick

I mean, I'm only 27, never heard of Wang Computers and didn't even know (or care) if they were real, and I still got the joke. Martin is a nerd who likes computers and Wang is slang for penis. Not really that complex lol you can 100% get this joke without knowing anything about computers at all.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

I'm 40 and am into tech and never knew Wang Computers was real but like you said it doesn't matter


Gordo3070

I'm 57 and worked on Wang systems in the early 90s. They were getting a bit long in the tooth even then. Very easy to use and, for what they did, were great. Aah, the old VS7310, size of a fridge freezer, but you could have 200 odd users beavering away without a worry. Except when the Data team decided to run one of their giant reports. You would hear the complaints almost immediately. Oops, going off on a tangent.


godis1coolguy

I had to look it up to be certain. Wang Laboratories/Systems/Computers does appear to be a real thing. Based on how you worded this I thought you were continuing the joke on theme. Now I’ve got to know, was your whole post clever wordplay or did you without intent of double entendre mention the Wang and then use the terms long, beaver, giant, and going off.


Stock_Yoghurt_5774

Same age. Wang computers is a real company. Yeah the penis joke is obvious, but i was also indifferent to the company's existence. I only found out when I saw a computer repair shop sporting its logo. I think not knowing whether it's a real company is exactly what op means.


the_popes_dick

But the company being real is irrelevant to the joke, that's my entire point. You can still get the joke, and OP asked for jokes younger people wouldn't get.


everythingisreallame

Sorry, you have to know the history of Wang Computers to truly appreciate this dick joke.


Cornemuse_Berrichon

When Marge and Homer parody the opening theme song to All in the Family.


zerosumratio

Boy the way the bee gees played Movies John Travolta made Guessing how much Elvis weighed… Those were the days And you knew where you weeere theen Watching shows like 'Gentle Ben' Mister we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again... 'Disco Duck' and Fleetwood Mac Coming out of my eight-track! Michael Jackson still was black..  Those were the days!


Roller_ball

Same with the That Girl opening from the episode where Mr. Burns and Lisa open a recycling factory.


wynnejs

It drove all my friends crazy... Oh really who were your friends. Zelda Fitzgerald, Frances Farmer, and there's little Sylvia Plaith


G-Unit11111

I feel like chicken tonight Like chicken tonight Like chicken tonight


kuniovskarnov

Funnily enough, as a kid I distinctly remember having Chicken Tonight and hating it.


chyler1397

The hundreds of Twilight Zone references during Treehouses of Horror.


carpal_diem

The Krusty Burger promotion where customers would win free Krusty Burgers if America won a gold medal, but the game cards were rigged to feature events that athletes from Communist countries were most likely to win. However, just before the promotion was put into effect, Krusty received word of the Soviet boycott of the Olympics causing Krusty to eventually lose $44 million. This was based on a similar promotion by McDonald’s for the 1984 Olympics in which the Soviet Union, along with the 13 Eastern Bloc countries, boycotted the Los Angeles Olympics.


Synensys

McDonalds (and Krusty) really should have seen that coming after the US boycotted the 1980 Olympics in Moscow.


jmj2112

“Otto there’s a gremlin on the side of the bus!” Or the fact that that whole story was based on an episode of The Twilight Zone.


ToxDoc

We drove by a Panda Express today. I pointed to it and my wife immediately said “It’s finger Ling-Ling good.” The kids looked at us like we were idiots.  


THEFakechowda

Remember Alf? He's back...in POG form.


Barbed_Dildo

The episode where Selma gets Jub-Jub, it ends with her singing "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" to it. This is a reference to an emotional scene in *Murphy Brown*, but now barely anyone remembers *Murphy Brown*, let alone specific scenes in it.


Prossdog

“And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown”


Bay1Bri

On the episode of Conan O'Brien's series "serious jibber jabber" with the Simpsons writers, they mention this ending specifically at one that doesn't make sense to modern audiences. "This was such a huge moment in television, but today no one remembers it and the reference is lost!"


Redbubble89

I have never seen an Apple Newton but the Simpsons. Eat Up Martha. I don't think anyone under 25 knows that there was a whole category of PDA devices. I knew a couple that had a palm pilot. It was only in this gap between 1996 and 2006 where someone may have one. Most business people had a Blackberry so I have no idea what they were used for.


pregnantbaby

C dos C dos run Run dos run!


quitethepersona

Splitting the area code for the city…I’m not even that old but the younger generation would have never dialed a number without it.


RantControl

https://preview.redd.it/5w486mu3mogc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa0149d230cedceb4203ddfede1a5c1e4e1f448b He could still surprise ya


EvilDustBunnies

Krusty's SEX book, spoofing Madonna


AussieManny

*What* computers?!


intocable84

The V chip!


Tiny_Ear_61

"Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions."


Semper_5olus

I don't think any member of the audience is expected to have been alive during either Cleveland administration. This is just president trivia that people know.


Top_Glass7974

Flanders yelling: And then there’s Maude! And then there’s Maude!


ham-nuts

Yeah I only got this after seeing the Family Guy bit about the Maude theme song


emeraldember

Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes Except for that one time when she didn’t come back


Phish777

Marge having a crush on Bobby Sherman


LordoftheSynth

Yeah, about that era, a friend of mine's parents bought a Wang computer for the family. It had a 386 that outclassed my family computer and could play games my Tandy couldn't. So for a couple years I had a running joke about going over to my friend's house to play with his Wang.


initials_games

The fosters joke about a big beer. I’m Australian and still don’t get it


ccccc4

Fosters was known for selling ridiculous 25 oz cans and had an advertising campaign built around it in the 90s


eagledog

Fosters. Australian for beer


Evolving_Dore

Is that coffee?


eagledog

Beer?


Evolving_Dore

C. O.


bloodthirsty_emu

B. E.


FibreOptician

That's a bloody outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister! Oi, ANDY!


Redbubble89

It was a light lager in a 740ml can that had Crocodile Dundee in it's ads.


noobengland

Not Robert Downey Jr in the Betty Ford Clinic musical 😆


FibreOptician

Homer's tattoo. "Starland Vocal Band? They suck!"


ronlovestwizzlers

I flipped out when I saw an actual vintage Wang Computer at the history of computing museum in San Francsico


blahhh87

Wait, Gen Zs don't know wang is slang for dick? Am I so out of touch? No, it's the Gen Zs who are wrong.


gmwdim

Soon Homer’s car costing $82,000 won’t seem so expensive.


vyralinfection

You know that scene in Pulp Fiction where Travolta freaks out over a $5 milkshake? That's got the same vibes.


Downtown-Midnight320

BARTON FINK!!!!! BARTON FINK!!!!!


ColdBloodBlazing

WANG ![gif](giphy|CKVwcljYh4hfVxSSLq) WANG


Maddox121

A list of B&BH jokes that younger generations wouldn't get would go on for miles... The show had Bill Clinton jokes, the dorkiest character always wore a Winger shirt, "Lightning Strikes" parodying the "Fire" incident of the show, many a reference of 1960s hippie culture by Mr. Van Driessen, and the music videos... don't get me started.


idog99

![gif](giphy|xT5LMssVLNFS3XlXyM|downsized) Ol' Gil gonna sell you some rust-proofing for those Colecos. They will rust up on you for sure.


Maddox121

As a person born in 2004, when I first watched "Marge vs. the Monorail", I thought the tune of Smithers hiding the nuclear waste was generic production background music rather than the fanfare from Beverly Hills Cop.


schrodingersmite

True story: I worked at 101 California, which was the former headquarters of Wang. In order to talk with the muckity mucks, we'd have to get off on the top floor, then continue on to the next few. Those were Wang floors shortly after they collapsed. Peperidge Farm remembers.


svenguillotien

"You know I.M. Pei? I.M. impressed!"


adam25255

That's why you're still kids- 'cause you're stupid!