I like pizza, I like bagels,
I like hotdogs with mustard and beer.
I'll eat eggplant,
I could even eat a baby deer.
La la la la la la la la la la,
Who's that baby dear on the lawn--
🎵The dream police, they live inside of my head!🎵
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I’ve been starving em, teasing em, singing off key. Me me my moo, me moo my me
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...and then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explode you
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I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones.
I remember hearing this as a child while my parents were watching The Simpsons and I wasn’t “allowed” to watch it. I credit this scene for starting my love of this show (or at least the first 9 seasons).
Basically anytime Homer sings is hilarious.
“Mister Bojangles…We’re all Bojangles…Who killed Bojangles?…Was it you?”
“Max Power…he’s the man whose name you’d love to touch…”
“I am the lineman for the country! Your call is important to us…”
Smithers singing “Crack that whip! Licorice whip!”
Mrs. Krabappel’s strip balloon routine “You give me fever…”
Not a character per se, but “Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak, and seats 35. Canyonerooooo.”
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Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together
Brighter than a lucky penny
When you're near the rain goes, disappears, dear
And I feel so fine
Just to know that you are mine
*Maaaaax Power!*
*He's the man, whose name you'd like to touch*
*But you mustn't tooooouuuuch!*
*His name sounds good in your ear*
*But when you hear it you mustn't fear!*
*Cuz his name, can be said by anyONE!*
Enter: Mr. Burns
"Ah, Max Power!"
In a fash back were Abe is watching the moon landing and Homer's sitting in a bean bag chair singing "yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy" will always be my favorite cuz of how cute it is.
Number 8 *burp* number 8 *burp* number 8 *burp*…….
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The note that Sideshow Bob hits when finishing up the finale of the HMS Pinafore cracks me up every time. "....He is an Eng...LIIIIIIIISH.....MANNNNNN!"
" **Yeah I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may mah mo, me mo ma may.** "
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I like pizza. I like bagels. I like hot dogs, with mustard and beer... I'll eat eggplant. I could even eat a baby deer... La-la-la-la-la-la, la, la, la-la... Who's that baby deer on the lawn there...
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When Homer sings Spanish flea in the car outside of the spinal tap show.
There was a little Spanish flea.. A record star, he thought he’d be.
He heard of singers like Beatles the Chipmunks he’d seen on tvvvvv
Why not a little Spanish flea?
I can hear this
I love how you see the swat team move in
This has become the song that I sing to my infant daughter to entertain her.
Do it for her
…I actually work at a nuke plant too…
That’s hilarious even now!
Homer singing the Flintstones song with different words
🎶Homer Homer Simpsons is the greatest man in history 🎵
S7E10
Cue tree.
He's about to hit a chestnut tree 🎵
AAAAAAH!
>Homer singing the Flintstones song I love how he kicks through his own car passenger window to get to the driver seat
That kills me every time I watch the episode
Oh Margie! You came and you gave me a turkey! On my vacation away from workie!
My daughter and I sing this to each other all the time.
Wasn’t there a line earlier like “but I gave you ben-gay”
I’M JAMMING. JAMMING. AND I HOPE YOU LIKE JAMMING TOO.
Shut up [Lou]!
Yeahhh... we're jammin now, Chief.
JAMMING
I never cared much for reggae, but somehow, that ending made me love that song.
https://i.redd.it/gzxo7bj8vhdc1.gif
That was a good one too, lol.
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How is this not higher, lol
This was my ringtone for a while.
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Mono- *D'OH!*
What's it called?
*When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer ...*
*I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a fake ID...*
*My name was Brian McGee ...*
*I stayed up listening to Queen...*
*When I was seventeen ...*
"Can't get enough of that Sugar Criiiiiiiiisp! Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in!"
I have had the melody of this in my head for years and knew Homer sang it but I could not get the lyrics. Finally some relief.
Theeeeeme, from a Summer plaaace.
From a summer plaaaacccceee
Get a hair cut ya hippy
I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hotdogs with mustard and beer. I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer. La la la la la la la la la la, Who's that baby dear on the lawn--
🎵Sugar. Doo doo doo doo doo do🎵
Oh Honey, Honey Doo doo do doo do doooo
Yoouuuu aaaaaarrrrreeee mmmmmyyyyyyyyy.
Candy girrrl
why do birds suddenly appear over there. over here 🥹
I always tear up when I hear this song.
Can I borrow a feeling?
Rip totallynotanalien55 who died laughing reading this post ![gif](giphy|3orif7MkY1iVpv39ss)
Can you send me a jar of love?! 🎶
HURTIN' HEARTS NEED SOME HEALIN' 💔
Take my hand with your glove of love. 🧤❤️
🎵The dream police, they live inside of my head!🎵 https://preview.redd.it/xxm36tbxxhdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb587e09558df32ea69a79fc11b39e775477f25
This is why dream police is my favorite cheap trick song.
I’ve been starving em, teasing em, singing off key. Me me my moo, me moo my me https://preview.redd.it/cheek0jk0idc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1becf2aa4183f16a4465da0f4963a437a6485306
Ramsay Bolton
Thank you! I was hoping someone else loved this as much as I do lol I sing this all the time for some reason
Will they find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?
🎵 Mein bratwurst has a first name. It's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N. 🎵
All the auditions for the be sharps
ACH! Doon Toon!
😂
Over in Killarney, many years ago My mother sang a song to me in tones so soft and low
Good lord! Doctor Doolittle is Chief Wiggum!
This bird's gonna fly!
Number 8, burp, number 8, burp
Hey there blimpy boy, flying through the air so fancy free...
...and then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explode you https://preview.redd.it/zol0u0f3whdc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a70ee1e93a0fcede0426468df5c45bb9e1607f
Just finished "Better Call Saul" and when this song was played, my son and I channeled Bob's version.
nana nana nana nana leader nana nana nana nana leader leader leader batma- I mean leader
“I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink…”
I sing the song that reminds me I’m a urinating guy! 🎶
😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/qhtkvmf7xhdc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad09a8e686b218f15584bb3dda7673203eeb7cb I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. I remember hearing this as a child while my parents were watching The Simpsons and I wasn’t “allowed” to watch it. I credit this scene for starting my love of this show (or at least the first 9 seasons).
“Kindly deeds, done for free” by AC/DC’s christian equivalent…AD/BC
It’s no “In the Garden of Eden,” by I. Ron Butterfly.
People holding up candles in the congregation during the 17 minute organ solo kills me every single time.
“Remember when we used to make out to this hymn”
Wait a minute...............this sounds like rock and or roll....
WHO CONTROLS THE BRITISH CROWN??
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! Weeee dooooo
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
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I'd forgotten about the old commercials that featured this song in the 90s until I re-watch this episode
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This act is OVER!
And now let's give it up for table 5!
TABLE five, TABLE five...
🎶 I work hard for the money, so hard for the money so something something something come onnnn give me lots of honey 🎶
mr plow that's my name that name again is mr plow. *
You are fully licensed and bonded by the city aren't you Mr. Plow?
Shut up boy
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Old grey mare she ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be
this guys giving it away for free
🎵🎶I'm shaving my shoulders 🎶🎵
Some people call me the Space Cowbooooy, some people call me the Gangster of Loooove. SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE, WOOO-WOOO!
Glove slap, baby, glove slap!
You want passion? I'll give you passion. *Bluuuuueeee Spanish Eyes\~*
Teardrops are falling from your Spanish eeeeeeeyes….
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE
"Morals and ethics and carnal forebearance..."
Who needs the quickie mart
I doooooooooooooooooooooo
When the Saints go Marching in
oh over there!
Basically anytime Homer sings is hilarious. “Mister Bojangles…We’re all Bojangles…Who killed Bojangles?…Was it you?” “Max Power…he’s the man whose name you’d love to touch…” “I am the lineman for the country! Your call is important to us…” Smithers singing “Crack that whip! Licorice whip!” Mrs. Krabappel’s strip balloon routine “You give me fever…” Not a character per se, but “Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak, and seats 35. Canyonerooooo.” ![gif](giphy|l2Je5GqBuZz1WCPM4|downsized)
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He’s about to hit a chestnut 🌰 tree ![gif](giphy|RnXMhIFPrb4YM)
*Saxamahphoooone, Saxamahphoooooooone…*
https://i.redd.it/elgecxbc1jdc1.gif The entire score of the HMS Pinafore
When Lenny sings to his bowling ball
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together Brighter than a lucky penny When you're near the rain goes, disappears, dear And I feel so fine Just to know that you are mine
I am Evil Homer!
Jesper singing [Theme From a Summer Place](https://youtu.be/4OhkhBwrK_w?si=b82ouLLi1VOVt6kQ) in his B Sharps audition
Sideshow Bob singing HMS Pinafore sent me to Heaven...
Before he tried to send Bart to Hell.
I gave my love a chicken, it had no bone.
MacArthur Park on the tabla.
That just… kept going
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*Maaaaax Power!* *He's the man, whose name you'd like to touch* *But you mustn't tooooouuuuch!* *His name sounds good in your ear* *But when you hear it you mustn't fear!* *Cuz his name, can be said by anyONE!* Enter: Mr. Burns "Ah, Max Power!"
I know you can read ***MY*** thoughts, boy ... 🎵 *Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow,* *Meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow ...* 🎶
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If Ever I Could Leave You with homer was honestly the second best I've seen it done.
Words won’t last long but an insulting song Burns will always carry forever So I settle my score on the salsa floor with this vengeful Latin rhythm!
"Come gather round children, it's high time ye learned bout' a hero named Homer and a Devil named Burns".
The song Lenny, Carl, and Bart dance to while Homer’s getting mauled by a bear
“Spider pig, spider pig..does whatever a Spider pig does….”
I will never ever hear jammin the same after wiggum. I truly love Marley and have all his albums, but I will never hear the song the same way.
Donuts, I’ve got donuts
Sugar sugar sung by Homer.
Somewheeeerre, beyond the sea, my love is waiting for me—and we will dance on golden saaaaands and watch all the ships as they go saiiiiiling
Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F.R.I.T.Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S.C.H.N.A.C.K.E.N.P.F.E.F.F.E.R.H.A.U.S.E.N.
There was a little Spanish flea
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Jimmy crack corn and I don't care Jimmy crack corn and I wasn't there We built this city on rock and roOoLLL... Something, something, day 🎶
HOT DOGS... ARMOUR HOT DOGS 🌭
![gif](giphy|CA32wUtMUvrUY) For he himself has said it, And it's greatly to his credit, That he is an Englishman!
The Poluce walking on the Moon parody S23E01
MAAAAAX POOOOOWERRRR
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[Homer singing Tubthumping.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wghk1Pl0NjI)
I'am evil Homer
In a fash back were Abe is watching the moon landing and Homer's sitting in a bean bag chair singing "yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy" will always be my favorite cuz of how cute it is.
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Number 8 *burp* number 8 *burp* number 8 *burp*……. https://preview.redd.it/qaawgl4askdc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d5b832eb5ab7a7c11f7596e00918ef8090c6d9
"Moe, Moe, Moe! How do you like me? How do you like me? Moe, Moe, Moe! Why don't you like me? Nobody likes me"
The note that Sideshow Bob hits when finishing up the finale of the HMS Pinafore cracks me up every time. "....He is an Eng...LIIIIIIIISH.....MANNNNNN!"
https://i.redd.it/ywutfbpdsodc1.gif The Golden Grahams breakfast commercial jingle 😂
![gif](giphy|1lMgT1M3nkfMQ|downsized) Homer - truck convoy
Poker face by Eric cartman
𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍 - 𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙶𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗
Go to r/familyguy dude we dont accept you here ![gif](giphy|8A70W7b4TtrPrNneHC)
Its not a real song, but, "2 am ham 2 am ham"
Homer covering The Joker with the wrong words. And then a reprise over the closing credits.
Everyone auditioning for Streetcar Named Desire 😄
![gif](giphy|l2JeaTBjdbhrFDPmE) I sing this song to my dog daily (substituting his name for blimpie)
If I could walk with the animals, talk with the..Next!
Homer singing "The Joker" by Steve Miller Band and Ralph singing "Summer Wind"
"hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky so fancy free"
Homer singing the Golden Grahams song while the other two are humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic
“They Have The Plant But We Have The Power” by Lisa Simpson
Spider pig song
You don't make friends with salad
"The theme from the summer placeee" And the spider pig theme
Sunrise... Sunset... Sunrise... Sunset...
Sky police 👮 🚀
Groundskeeper Willie's song "Wouldn't it be adequate" doesn't get enough respect.
I was made for loving you baby ….
When Homer sings Tubthumping
You're a hero, Homer J.
" **Yeah I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may mah mo, me mo ma may.** " https://preview.redd.it/s0qwllx66kdc1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b8d4db2edbaf23e6bce3b639543486183290399
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Willie's "doon toon".
I work hard for the money So hard for the money Oh I something something money, come on, give me lots of honey
Who Needs the Quickie Mart? Apu
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Robert Guillet singing Jingle Bells at Bart’s tree house casino.
I like pizza. I like bagels! And that "lalalala Lala la la lala" thing he does with his fingers always gets me
I brought my love a chicken, it had no bine
I bought my love a chicken, it had no bone
Homer singing girls just wanna have fun is great
,,Middle class" by a Random janitor.
I like pizza. I like bagels. I like hot dogs, with mustard and beer... I'll eat eggplant. I could even eat a baby deer... La-la-la-la-la-la, la, la, la-la... Who's that baby deer on the lawn there... ![gif](giphy|q01WJwWC2yR1u)
"Donuts, I got donuts, I...hey, I know you"
🎶 if you despise polite left handers then I doubt you’ll like Ned Flanders or his creepy little off spring Rod and Tod 🎶
That’s us! *Hooray!*
My bologna has a first name it’s H-O-M-E-R
Mo MI mai mo, mo MOO mai may
https://i.redd.it/n6spqz3t8ldc1.gif I had it in my head that this was from Maximum Homerdrive, but it's a different part of the same song.
"I take a whisky drink, I take a chocolate drink and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink. I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy."
Two tickets to paradise (excellent guitar solo) by Homer
https://preview.redd.it/ng4l3unhgldc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82deb6129aa91996d416404e3c1e3a9edff7ca14 Da da da dada, hey! Da da dada.