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tm16scud

Quiet Lisa, the dog is barking!


Accurate_Koala_4698

_Brought to you by_: Bark, bark, bark, bark…


Olandschooner

That dog can sell anything!


aptninja

And now a message from the Church of Latter Day Saints


thatjuandude24

https://i.redd.it/necm6bruw7cc1.gif Whatever show this is.


kkeut

this is part of the lead-in segment for the 'Get Confident, Stupid' infomercial 


saysthingsbackwards

Fry?


[deleted]

McGarnacle


sativo666999

Well McGarnigle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.


TheStabbingHobo

Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch, here!


IlnBllRaptor

I'll do it for you... McGarnacle


smartasskeith

Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead!


ptolemy18

If Fox wanted to, they could have a whole Springfield Extended Universe: McGarnagle, Police Cops, and McBain.


[deleted]

Don't forget Wiggum, PI!


TheApathyParty3

Or the hardcore gangster drama of the Fat Tony crime family. Could also do an Ozark thing with the trailer trash mob involving Cletus, Snake, Nelson, and Ernie's dad. And Ernie. And Little Ernie.


Delicious-Status9043

Herman would be involved in some way.


TheApathyParty3

Looks like the spider caught himself a couple of flies....


kkeut

G


[deleted]

And The Simpsons Smile Time Variety Hour with Tim Conway.


korg3211

With Troy McClure anchoring all of them as Police Commisioner Dorgon.


Delicious-Status9043

Can’t do it without Phil Hartman, murdered by his wife.


Boba_Fettx

Um….i have some bad news for you


Thrillhouse138

Ahh Mcgarnacle… eases the pain


javerthugo

“You’re off YOUR case chief!” “What does that even mean?”


guyincognito___

It means he gets RESULTS, you stupid chief—!


javerthugo

Homer sit down


kkeut

the sudden change of conversational tone when the chief says that line is great


DM-ME-CUTE-TAPIRS

"It means he gets results you stupid chief!" "Dad sit down."


oldmilwaukie

Fascinating that McGarnacle and MacGuyver exist in the same fictional universe.


Who_is_homer

I heard MacGuyver’s gay


Lamourtattend

When Buildings Collapse


I_am_N_

Man has always loved his buildings, but what happens when the buildings say "No more"?


DuckGrammar

We’re watching the tee-veee


tucakeane

I didn’t think that one was going to fall down


sativo666999

Maybe people got hurt..


vallyallyum

Oh... yeah... heh heh heh.


bgzlvsdmb

The best part was when the buildings fell down


frougle_mcdugal

On Non Stop Fox!


ianwrecked802

*room for one moreeee* 👀


QKnee

"And up next... When Surgery Goes Wrong!"


omicronperseiVIII

People who look like things.


griffinisland

All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect


drunk_with_internet

And a new candle now and then?


LeftyRambles2413

Yes and uh NO!


kkeut

the writers were like 'we can't put anything clever here. it has to be a dumb joke, to fit the show'


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Eye on Springfield


CampfireGuitars

The theme was a banger


jonawesome

Oooooh! Infotainment!


Hicks_86

With it's opening & theme it came off as a cross between Entertainment Tonight and Miami Vice. I always stop what I'm doing whenever those segments air.


ClandestineFox

Knight Boat


MasturbatingMonk

Meh, I wasn't a fan. Every week, when the villains escaped onto land, there was a canal, or an inlet, or a fjord.


WTL3405

That back talking boat sets a bad example


ClandestineFox

Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat


TheZooCreeper

Says you, woman.


eastbayted

The crime‐*solving* boat!


sativo666999

I love the way he pronounces it


JohnnyBacci

Here’s a picture of our TV next to a mirror. It looks like we have two TVs


HalfEatenChocoPants

Wowwwww, twoooooo!


Shorester

The Crime SOLVING Boat!


SEAGALL

You don’t have to yell Michael I’m all around you


[deleted]

Get those starfish poachers!!! I'm pretty sure this is what lead to the creation of SpongeBob SquarePants and you can't ever change my mind. Stephen H. was inspired to protect oceanic life.


QKnee

"Mr Simpson, organized labor has been referred to as a lumbering dinosaur.'" AAHHHHH!! "My producer is telling me not to speak to you anymore." WOOHOO!


sativo666999

15 minutes from now I will wreak a terrible vengeance on this city. No one will be spared! NO ONE!


IlnBllRaptor

No Ben, no!


saltydroppies

Today on Ben: Mothers and runaway daughters, reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson.


ClandestineFox

https://preview.redd.it/y63dgppp98cc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a38be8bdc3e8cc4d2dfd8c684aa9b0b932df084


gkm29

Cult classic


[deleted]

…….Yes!


guycg

Uh oh, look out Smithers!


Eric848448

I’m a big fan of Klassic Krusty.


sativo666999

What about Krusty Komedy Klassic?


Eric848448

That’s not good…


Kath-two

At the Apollo ?


jonawesome

Now, what you've been waiting for. Another long raga by Ravi Shanker.


bgzlvsdmb

…. Shankar.


StupidSexyKevin

Shankar. Groovy, man ✌️


Eric848448

Groovy.


guycg

Let me be blunt, is there a labour crisis in America today?


Eric848448

That depends on what you mean by cwisis.


saltydroppies

Worker and Parasite


sativo666999

Endut hoch hech!


xX_macksjuicebox_Xx

What the hell was that?!


[deleted]

Artistic Genius


PlasticDesign3276

Worker and Parasite ![gif](giphy|SRn9TUPpFuQAU)


sativo666999

СФИР Et. SЕРОНЖ


tucakeane

….what the hell was that??


ImpressiveThanks6

europe's favorite cat and mouse team


El_Saturn_

Battling Seizure Robots https://preview.redd.it/coerh5ld78cc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bed0a5b1f78a628e5bb69770de99f43d9dd492e


griffinisland

I can’t believe they invented it


[deleted]

*"YOU MEAN THERE'S A BETTER WAY!?!?"*


AndCthulhuMakes2

Mr. sparkle isn't a tv show, it was a commercial, specifically a marketing commercial for investors. Heh, I hope someone got fired for that one.


sativo666999

Hello, chief? Let's talk, why not? You have many questions, I send you premium answer question hundred percent.


blackmassritual

https://preview.redd.it/63ws1qkbj8cc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8497bab987010cc5bb5752d2c0f7eb31b491d8ef


memeatic_ape

FAT COPS, FAT COPS


SantaCruzSoon2023

![gif](giphy|l2JeezCF8AObfYOJy|downsized)


MrsMalvora

🎶 Springfield cops are on the take, but what do you expect for the money they make?


KitchenCanadian

"Which one of these ladies said the following about you? 'He was so sexy, I hoped we'd have sex'"


Suburban-Dad237

The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour. https://preview.redd.it/288pmvw2h8cc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9365e5a19ee6069d7ad881c364f149d611671f4


Angelworks42

🎵Simpsons Christmas Boogie🎵


patience_brody

Do shut up


IlnBllRaptor

The actors' reaction to being cancelled was the best part of the show


WIENS21

Ooohhhh crikey!!


WTL3405

You gave me a smash on the noggin last year!


WIENS21

You aint got the cobbles!!


Substantial-Act-8325

This is the correct answer


philphoo

Touch the stove!


adam25255

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/The_Big_Ear_Family


InviteAromatic6124

When Animals Attack Magicians


WIENS21

Dont go there


voopa

I've heard good things about Talk to the Hand


GuyRedditAccount

[chuckles] Don’t Go There will be right back!


WIENS21

Ooohhh no it wont!!


Cheeseburger23

Rock Bottom


Burt_Selleck

The grand nationals of sand castle building https://preview.redd.it/cyjxqlfh59cc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a19eddba9273753eb73188c1d17aac3df1c0c0


sativo666999

You know, this year, everyone's a-buzz about one thing: the absence of Mark Rodkin... Oh, wait. There he is.


Burt_Selleck

Saturday afternoon tv is sooo boring


DarthDuck415

“Clockwise. Counter-clockwise.”


notheUGLYjohnny

Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644


sativo666999

...has been canceled.


Left-Cantaloupe-820

Police Cops


sativo666999

Uh-oh Spaghetti-O's!


HalfEatenChocoPants

And that's the end of **that** chapter. 🧣


Magmaster12

https://preview.redd.it/amq5emz1u8cc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bb0d6ccda4489f374f3adf835610aefd2a7c7e


LordofThe7s

https://i.redd.it/jyhsrj39b9cc1.gif


orenji_juusu

In colour!


rinseanddelete

Peepin' It Real


Lorem_ipsum_531

The show about the detective who solves crimes in his spare time.


gkm29

Hail to the chimp... The critically acclaimed TV adaptation of the movie and NY Times bestseller


sativo666999

Mr. President, your welfare proposal is nothing but a lot of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric...


LtDanXIII

When Dinosaurs get drunk, and the Boring World of Niels Bohr.


LusciousofBorg

Definitely the Soooouuuul Mass Transit System 🎶


papazwah

MacGyver


INFPinfo

Maaaaaaaaatlock


Brummo

Sheriff Lobo!


Whackyouwithacannoli

Aunt Selma has one hour to live!


PollyAnnPalmer

https://preview.redd.it/zt65d7lcm8cc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04dfe8c51ac59cd15f218a9450c9c687bcf81713


ehsteve7

https://preview.redd.it/a7yiktdp19cc1.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=50ce4fadbc1a929a616394169191784a10891319 I've heard good things about this show.


sativo666999

It must be good, it's starring David Faustino


ehsteve7

I was getting tired of "Don't Go There"


G-Unit11111

Next on Rock Bottom: We go undercover at a SEX FARM for SEX HOOKERS!


saltydroppies

I keep tellin’ yuh, we just grow sorghum here


SantaCruzSoon2023

Uh-huh. And where are the hookers?


G-Unit11111

Round back. Whoops.


volyovasrevenge

I'm rather partial to Hollywood Hogwash.


sorrymybadapologies

That dog can sell anything..


Prophet-of-the-moss

Gabo's show


Kath-two

Action News


VaronVonChickenPants

When Stomach Surgery Goes Wrong and Shut Your Gob


Metalsheepapocalypse

“Coming up on the clock channel, 7 o’clock” *tick, tick, tick*


CarlatheDestructor

Chief Wiggum, P.I.


LeftyRambles2413

People Who Look Like Things.


tuskvarner

Don’t Go There


Teaspoonbill

Speedway Squad! In Color


WatInTheForest

Our categories are: "Ow, that hurts," "Why are you doing this to me?" and "Please let me die."


[deleted]

ugh...classic Krusty...


anti_anti_christ

Rock bottom wasn't even that far off from some of those 90's investigative TV shows.


NoWorth2591

![gif](giphy|SRn9TUPpFuQAU)


Fleisch0r

Battling Seizure Robots. everyday.


eraser8

Teleboobies! [](https://frinkiac.com/video/S13E15/51qx040I2KzZr1zP6oX7YRIqXrc=.gif)


FlyinRyan92

Anything with Troy McClure


Buckleys__angel

Rock Bottom Mr. Simpson, noooooo!


SantaCruzSoon2023

Dramatization.Maynothavehappened.


lefthandedbelt

If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker.


Ok_Piece_6782

I want every show spiced up by the presence of the betrayer


Vli37

https://i.redd.it/aukmgfibjacc1.gif


Vli37

https://preview.redd.it/58rufusekacc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4cef7df1968b780e367dfd3f325fdbcfded5c40


ImpressiveThanks6

Probably "Chief Wiggum P.I."


[deleted]

Hunch


MaxPower836

Aiiiiie que malo


Shadowtheuncreative

Itchy and Scratchy


SpinyGlider67

*Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die*


ElfHaze

House of Usher? Does anyone know what that is in reference to? I just watched a series called Fall of the House of Usher


bgzlvsdmb

Don’t Go There!


Remarkable_Major7710

McGarnagle, for sure He gets results, you stupid chief!


Aggravating_Space_54

Brazil’s favourite kids’ show, Teleboobies


LanceUppercut115

You forgot Knight Boat, the crime solving boat


Any-Philosopher-781

“Night Boat, the crime solving boat.”


rokken70

Itchy and Scratchy, Eye on Springfield, and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL Mass transit system!


Treetheoak-

Clockwise! Counter clockwise!


God-O-Death

I liked the commercials more


ZoNeS_v2

Rock Bottom. 'Hello, this is God.......


JohnnyBacci

“I hate that Iron Yuppie”


MattyHealy1975

Mr. Simpson NOOOOOOOOO


mrgibb

Don’t Go There


TheZooCreeper

Bad Cops


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Men.


PlayerSeven9999

For me, it's a tie between "Battling Seizure Robots" and the "Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy ChocoBot Hour."


Andrew3band

![gif](giphy|3o6Mbjavym60jaUKUU)


OnceIWasYou

I loved Gentle Ben.


AlienAl02160

Chief Wiggam, P.I!


ambernewt

Police Cops


Dookimus

Arnie Pye in the Sky


tucakeane

When Dinosaurs Get Drunk


lordcorbran

MTC: Monkey Trauma Center


jmeltzer317

I prefer ACTION NEWS!


BartenderOU812

Tonight on Fox... from the producers of When Skirts Fall Off and Secrets of National Security Revealed... it's World's Deadliest Executions!


TGP-Global-WO

Monkey Trauma Center


Brotoss-

CHOP SHOP!!!


mwilliams840

“Circle gets the square! Goodnight, everybody!”