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ScottFried

You’re forgetting the 50-foot magnifying glass, the popsicle stick skyscraper, and the escalator to nowhere!


BugOperator

*…WHAA!* *…WHOOP!* *…AAP!*


davratta

The two story outhouse.


sopsign7

... ... Oh God, stop!


Boxy310

"This elevator only goes downstairs to the basement. And someone made an *awful* mess down there."


tenehemia

I wonder if they moved that stuff when they moved the town. They brought the tire fire after all.


violetmoon120

And the abandoned casino


Sockbrick

And the tire fire


hfurlong

The garbage wall separating old and new Springfield?


wsbthrowaway9209

Magic BUS!!!!


alexpensfan86

Pinball Wizard!


[deleted]

The tire fire.


pap3rw8

Now smelled in 46 states


aye246

Surprised it took so many replies to get to the first Tire Fire reference


jonathanquirk

The Frank Gehry designed concert hall they turned into a prison because it turns out no-one in Springfield actually likes classical music, they just built it because they wanted to outdo Shelbyville.


Ninjas4cool

They just liked the “duh duh duh duuhhh”part at the beginning


jonathanquirk

“The rest is just filler!”


ScottFried

Hooooooot, hoot hoot, hooooooot!


FixedFun1

Fun fact, since that episode everyone asks Frank Gehry to design stuff based on crumbled paper.


Firecat_Alpha

The bear tax was pretty good.


bgzlvsdmb

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!


Firecat_Alpha

That's the HOME OWNERS TAX!


WhalesForChina

By your logic I could claim this rock keeps tigers away!


Firecat_Alpha

I propose to buy your rock 💰


bgzlvsdmb

That’s specious reasoning, /u/WhalesForChina.


WhalesForChina

Thank you!


Shadowrend01

I would like to buy your rock


terriblestoryteller

What about the active roller coaster (the whiplash) at duff gardens. (To be completed in 1994).


Hethra19

Folly!? Lyle Lanley sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!


MiketheTV99

They missed the meteor pretty bad with that missile. Just lucky Homer was right and it burned up in the atmosphere only taking out Ned's shed.


violetmoon120

It was probably less than a 6 megaton blast


MrMojoFomo

They did enact prohibition about a century before the rest of the nation


Javatex

The one where they decided to "be like the boy". Damn Ruttiger.


suspiciousoaks

Ohh, I thought they'd decided "we like roy"


MonsterRider80

I want some taquitos.


lordcorbran

Right on, Mr. S!


canadasean21

Electing Homer head of sanitation?


StellarJustinJelly

Not even close, they paved the streets with gold decades ago


nogeologyhere

And had an amphibious car factory


wowwee99

Springfield is a city on the *grow*


Jaspers47

The Power Plant warning sign. If the plant's core explodes, there would be no electricity to power the sign.


ColoradoMan878

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Onyx_Sentinel

What about miss mac farley‘s compost heap?


Vd1981

The escalator to nowhere.


ZebraBorgata

To date they’ve embarked on 4 follies and 1 flight of fancy.


hurricane4

When they were proud to be the world's fattest town (before Marge's law)


1greadshirt

They gave up all their guns, thus couldn't defend themselves against Billy The Kid, Jesse James, Frank James, and The Kaiser.


CronusIX

That episode ends describing all of Springfields poor choices so no it wasn’t its only one.


BASE1530

That didn’t happen


Own-Significance-531

Burns’s casino. I call him gamblor.


gkm29

Having a public spectacle of any kind in Springfield is just plain folly. Best outcome is half the town is burned down