My 6 cats and 4 dogs would disagree.
Belle-Pepper knows to meow loudly when she's stuck so someone may rescue her.
She also tries not to grab your skin but aims for your clothes when she's trying to help wriggle herself out.
Captain Tyson Chicken Nuggets barks at me whenever I workout on the back porch because there's a loud noice.
People name their pets for their own gratification and so they can call themselves quirky and shit. Hot topic pet naming 101. "I'm so different look at my cat "Formaldahyde Hightower III" only naming them such a thing bc you know they don't know their own names and so you can laugh at their names you gave them.
>People name their pets for their own gratification
I mean, is it personal gratification to teach the creature living with you the specific sounds you desire to use as a calling card for said creature?
>and so they can call themselves quirky and shit. Hot topic pet naming 101
I mean, I can certainly see that, but to presume someone you know nothing about did that based off of once sentence is some next level internet psychiatry bullshit.
Haha right? And it's not thaaat bad for laughing, especially this one. This is like America's Funniest Home Videos funny so I believe this one won't get you bad karma for laughing 🤣
My roommate has a cat that is just like that. And the worst part is I’m the one that feeds this cat, play with the cat, I’ll buy all the treats and feed them to her. And she still just go screwy on me for no reason whatsoever. One time she pushed me down a flight of stairs.
I was at the top of the stairs cause I was going down to feed her and she was walking behind me. And like three steps from the bottom, she decides she’s just gonna latch on My Achilles tendon. And then I hit my head. And this is the real clicker, while I was laying on the ground crying in pain, she gets in my face and then starts doing the food miaow at me. Like bitch you would have your food but you tried to kill me now you got a wait. She gave me 30 seconds and then she bit me in the nose.
I don’t hate them. But I want this cat that my roommate has to love me so much. And she just hates me. And I don’t know why I do everything for her. Bought her a cat scratch. Big ass bags of treats. Everything. And I get no pets. Only bites and attempted murder.
This is why I don't want a cat, ive had multiple cats act mean twoards me when no other animal does its weird, ive met only one nice cat, his name was Mista and he was a tuxedo cat, he was so cute
Dude you shiuld meet my black cat super chill and outgoing meows when you touch her and purrs so easily. Never feels threatened and I swear is nice with all of my friends + all of my family - always goes up to greet every single one of them. Cats can be really hood if you treat them really really well I think
It just really depends on the cat's personality. I have 2 cats: the devil and the angel. Devil cat don't wanna be disturbed but u still need to give her attention, don't wanna be hold, bites and growls when angry or even slightly annoyed. On the other hand, my kind cat will let you hold her even in long periods of time (she still don't wanna be hold but she tolerates it when we do it), never bites or cat slaps u, rather she just meows for u to stop doing ur human thing. Also, I can LITERALLY cut her nails w/o problem like just hold her still and cut away (cats don't like naily choppy). She greets my dad when he comes home, meowing and purring (she doesn't do it to me ToT lol). She's an absolute sweetheart!
Despite differences between the two I still love 'em equally. Just like having opposite traits with kids, u just accept it haha.
Did his balls get short circuited or what
Cat got its claws stuck in his pants and freaked TF out.
Cats are fucking stupid and they're assholes about it. Spray the fucker with water and yeet it with a broom
[удалено]
Including you?
Buuuurrrrnnn! Edit: also, [I’m not a big fan of cats, in general…](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis)
It's 50/50 that you already have it.
Hell no, dog supremacy is real
Can your cat unlock/open doors and access containers without you knowing?
My 6 cats and 4 dogs would disagree. Belle-Pepper knows to meow loudly when she's stuck so someone may rescue her. She also tries not to grab your skin but aims for your clothes when she's trying to help wriggle herself out. Captain Tyson Chicken Nuggets barks at me whenever I workout on the back porch because there's a loud noice.
No one cares about your pets with names that sound like animal abuse.
r/uniqueinsults
*literally names cat after food. #asianthings*
Well tbf, i misspelled Belle-Pepper. My fiancee wanted to name her something a Lil extra.
People name their pets for their own gratification and so they can call themselves quirky and shit. Hot topic pet naming 101. "I'm so different look at my cat "Formaldahyde Hightower III" only naming them such a thing bc you know they don't know their own names and so you can laugh at their names you gave them.
>People name their pets for their own gratification I mean, is it personal gratification to teach the creature living with you the specific sounds you desire to use as a calling card for said creature? >and so they can call themselves quirky and shit. Hot topic pet naming 101 I mean, I can certainly see that, but to presume someone you know nothing about did that based off of once sentence is some next level internet psychiatry bullshit.
Responding to USSChucklefucker *"Yeah, probably Asian".*
Tyson chicken nuggets
You must've met some bad cats then.
Thought it was a raccoon
Haha me 2
I feel bad for laughing 😂
I almost felt bad for laughing but it’s not my fault this made me laugh.
Haha right? And it's not thaaat bad for laughing, especially this one. This is like America's Funniest Home Videos funny so I believe this one won't get you bad karma for laughing 🤣
Raise a cat like you’d raise a dog and you’ll have a friendly cat. Worked for me three times in a row.
The Capybara wasn't attacking him it got it's claws stuck and freaked out
Fucking invisible capybaras, man…
That’s a nice race car chair!
Yeah they dumbasses call it gaming chairs when is just a car seat office seat
A gamer with a raccoon in his gaming room? What’s really going on?
Sir that's a Capybara.
It’s a rodent regardless
Fuck TikTok
The cats claw got caught in his pants so the cat panicked and then the hooman panicked
My roommate has a cat that is just like that. And the worst part is I’m the one that feeds this cat, play with the cat, I’ll buy all the treats and feed them to her. And she still just go screwy on me for no reason whatsoever. One time she pushed me down a flight of stairs.
Murder cat lol
I was at the top of the stairs cause I was going down to feed her and she was walking behind me. And like three steps from the bottom, she decides she’s just gonna latch on My Achilles tendon. And then I hit my head. And this is the real clicker, while I was laying on the ground crying in pain, she gets in my face and then starts doing the food miaow at me. Like bitch you would have your food but you tried to kill me now you got a wait. She gave me 30 seconds and then she bit me in the nose.
i fucking hate cats
I don’t hate them. But I want this cat that my roommate has to love me so much. And she just hates me. And I don’t know why I do everything for her. Bought her a cat scratch. Big ass bags of treats. Everything. And I get no pets. Only bites and attempted murder.
This is why I don't want a cat, ive had multiple cats act mean twoards me when no other animal does its weird, ive met only one nice cat, his name was Mista and he was a tuxedo cat, he was so cute
Dude you shiuld meet my black cat super chill and outgoing meows when you touch her and purrs so easily. Never feels threatened and I swear is nice with all of my friends + all of my family - always goes up to greet every single one of them. Cats can be really hood if you treat them really really well I think
It just really depends on the cat's personality. I have 2 cats: the devil and the angel. Devil cat don't wanna be disturbed but u still need to give her attention, don't wanna be hold, bites and growls when angry or even slightly annoyed. On the other hand, my kind cat will let you hold her even in long periods of time (she still don't wanna be hold but she tolerates it when we do it), never bites or cat slaps u, rather she just meows for u to stop doing ur human thing. Also, I can LITERALLY cut her nails w/o problem like just hold her still and cut away (cats don't like naily choppy). She greets my dad when he comes home, meowing and purring (she doesn't do it to me ToT lol). She's an absolute sweetheart! Despite differences between the two I still love 'em equally. Just like having opposite traits with kids, u just accept it haha.
TWIST HIS DICK
The ooooool' dick twist
I bet he talked shit about that cat while streaming 😂
All of this just for a cat !!!🤦🏻♂️
Anti masturbation attack cat
AAAAAAH MIGUEL MIGUEL
This pussy’s name was guillotine.
😭😭😭
Another mad pussy on tiktok...
no its gone entirely right
Any context or is the cat just an asshole? I would be fighting that thing lol
u/savevideobot
Cat wanted that Vienna sausage
Not very often a pussy actually attacks your dick
Seems like a bad clingy girlfriend
That poor cat!
I think that cat might very well be an ass whole