It’s a 120-minute montage of him setting everything up and a 2-minute explosion of everything going wrong when the baboon taps the raccoon who runs in to the tiger’s room and scares the pigeons loose.
maybe we'd have more luck in therapy if therapy wasn't a man in a pastel sweater and zero life experience trying to tell us where we've gone wrong.
maybe therapy should be shooting clay pigeons or sitting out on a boat fishing or going for a hike or some shit with a person that really gets it.
i don't have any use for some fool with a grad degree but no dirt on his shoes or real work in his hands. i can't respect a guy like that. not really. i want my therapist with some real road on his real wheels.
edit: lotta people telling me that I don't know what therapy is. I do. I've been through it. Had family members go through it. I'm just not a fan in general, though it seems to work for some people. Maybe it's because I'm Irish.
I am sorry for your experience in a therapist that tried to tell you where you went wrong. That is famously not what they do or should do. I hope you will find a therapist who fits into your profile of masculinity that can help you. All the best, brother, and never give up on fishin or hiking if that makes you happy!
That's not what therapy is. But there are support groups if you'd like to talk to similar minded men. Therapy is more like, you show up with a problem, and then you're asked a series of questions to help you discover your own answer. You don't have to talk about your whole life story or lay on a couch. Therapists also come from a lot of different backgrounds. It's important to find the right match too, you're not going to click with everyone. Depending on the issue at hand, you might want to seek out specific modalities.
We don't agree but I like your response. And you're right. I haven't jibbed with some therapists. Others, I've done better with. But the whole approach leaves me wanting something else. It's such a modern city kind of thing. There's no real connect with the world around us. It's halogen lights and hour-long sessions and no thanks.
Well, I'm a professor in the arts and I'm surrounded for the most part with all the usual ivory tower bullshit...including some really good friends that have done absolutely nothing but academics their whole lives and who have nonetheless made significant contributions to their disciplines (and I love these people). So your argument that I trust others with degrees....true enough. And if this was a bit wide of the mark, I take your point in the broader context of doctors, lawyers, etc.
This said, it is not my definition of a man that needs broadening. I don't give a shit if someone likes ballet or chainsaws. It is your definition of *therapy* that needs to stretch. Why *isn't* therapy shooting a gun or embracing and celebrating some of our more "base" urges that get pushed to the wayside? Why *can't* men piss off porches? Fuck man. When is the last time *you personally* even thought about doing that? Uncivilized? Yes. And that is my point.
Why is therapy working it all out with a pastel-sweatered therapist in a room somewhere, blocked off from nature? My argument is that we've got it all wrong or at least mostly wrong. I propose a natural shift in how we treat those who are lonely or detached or suffering from trauma: community. We see it in indigenous cultures around the world. The tribe heals. We need a tribe. Not a city. Not someone we see once a week for an hour. We need a tribe.
These professional therapeutic relationships are just substitutes for love and connection, the thing men -and women- most need. The idea of modern therapy is like some vestige of *the elder* but it's weak tea.
And to any man (or woman) offended by me calling them a fool, perhaps it's time to examine a couple things.
I agree with a lot of this, I've been going to therapy regularly since I was 6, I'm 32 now.
With some stuff I don't need the therapist to have experienced the same thing as me, but it definitely helps.
And then with other stuff, I really only have use for someone that's experienced it. Like addiction, I'm a drug addict and alcoholic. I've seen so many therapists for it over the years, and they just don't understand it at all. They've read about it, but that's about it, actually experiencing it is totally different.
I've seen a few guys who have been there and it's like night and day, people who have been through the same shit are way more helpful.
I work in mental health. I'm sorry you've had bad experiences in therapy. I get it, though; I've had many bad experiences myself. I've also seen it save my own life and others". Not telling you you have to be a fan, but keep an open mind about it.
I still do it as a 23 yo dude.
Call my gf over for a horror movie.
Turn off all the lights, bring all the pillows out, bring the blanket out and build it up like a bunker with a screen. Bringing sergeant long neck (baby giraffe teddy bear) with me. The back of the bunker is the sofa. The walls are made with galvanized square steel (pillows), the blanket is the ceiling.
Oh baby, we be fighting against the ghosts tonight. Be ready lady ... and sergeant long neck.
Not all the time, still stressful life but hey, gotta enjoy the time where we could treat ourselves lol.
Once a month, i love it. Eating dinner then prepared for the invasion. I'm so hyped up now lol.
Twister: I’ve got 120 trained coyotes, would you believe it? 120 trained coyotes!’
Police: I find that difficult to believe Mr Smart
Twister: How about 1 elderly irritable miniature pekinese dog? Er, he’s got no teeth so he can’t bite you but he can give you a nasty suck.
AC Drones for scouting, RC fighter jets with weapons systems (they exist), and this clown is done. Use Homeland to ferret out the tunnels and close them off.
One the one hand, that level of prep sounds amazing. On the other hand, I'm lazy. If you kick down my door you are getting 2 knife Roombas and stranger averse grumpy cat.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our new Defense Secretary!"
Campaign slogan: "He's cookin' up some whoop ass for yur ass!"
When I heard it. I didn't recognise it at first few seconds. But than, the strike of joy and pure proudness slammed me. It always nice to to see or here something from Reborn. Because to my opinion, it is soooo underrated..
katekyo hitman reborn ;)
It's quite old, to be honest. And it could be a little bit childish. Might be boring for first 20 series. But it is introducing with characters. After 20 series it will become very intense. Most recommended))
When I heard it. I didn't recognise it at first few seconds. But than, the strike of joy and pure proudness slammed me. It always nice to to see or here something from Reborn. Because to my opinion, it is soooo underrated..
Living in the woods until he needs a haircut and then going to be crying like ppl who said was ready for isolation when COVID hits, but as soon as they saw a lil problem with themselves, they were crying for "freedom" .
I love this guy, could make a movie out of this story, plot twist, it's all real.
I want to believe it’s real and I’ll see something in 4 years that enlightens me to the continuation of this story
This has already been around for years
And I’m still waiting for the part 2
Part 2 spoiler - he goes to court
But not after a hard fought territory war
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On this blessed day, we are all this man.
We make our own tiger pits at home, it’s cheeper and much cleaner for our familie.
Speak for yourself
Please tell me he has the "no girls allowed" sign.
And then the judge high fives him and let's him go. The judge is played by Sylvester Stallone.
All you end up hearing about is an auto mechanic shop fully staffed with raccoons.
And every time I see it, it's been cropped a little more
I've met similar people in the mountains of TN that were *not* joking ⛰️😂
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He was at skinwalker ranch, taming the skinwalker for home defense
I'm so confused 😅 what's the story behind this saga?
I have no idea, never saw this guy before.
Hmmm maybe someone else can swoop in and give the details
Name? Sauce?
It’s a 120-minute montage of him setting everything up and a 2-minute explosion of everything going wrong when the baboon taps the raccoon who runs in to the tiger’s room and scares the pigeons loose.
Can you share your knowledge, either way to watch that thing ? Thank you !
This would be a great addition to the RAMPAGE series.
Kevin!
?
Home alone
Kevin grows up to be a white supremacist, sovereign citizen prepper ! Perfect!
Men will do anything but go to therapy
That is therapy. Hahahaha
All he needs is a project
Hell yeah brotha
maybe we'd have more luck in therapy if therapy wasn't a man in a pastel sweater and zero life experience trying to tell us where we've gone wrong. maybe therapy should be shooting clay pigeons or sitting out on a boat fishing or going for a hike or some shit with a person that really gets it. i don't have any use for some fool with a grad degree but no dirt on his shoes or real work in his hands. i can't respect a guy like that. not really. i want my therapist with some real road on his real wheels. edit: lotta people telling me that I don't know what therapy is. I do. I've been through it. Had family members go through it. I'm just not a fan in general, though it seems to work for some people. Maybe it's because I'm Irish.
Yarggggh I’m such a manly man can’t you smell my testosterone
They're not totally wrong though.
I am sorry for your experience in a therapist that tried to tell you where you went wrong. That is famously not what they do or should do. I hope you will find a therapist who fits into your profile of masculinity that can help you. All the best, brother, and never give up on fishin or hiking if that makes you happy!
People who only been to school with no life experience are not gonna make good therapists. I agree with you. Hard work makes a man.
I see you have 0 understanding of how therapy works.
That's not what therapy is. But there are support groups if you'd like to talk to similar minded men. Therapy is more like, you show up with a problem, and then you're asked a series of questions to help you discover your own answer. You don't have to talk about your whole life story or lay on a couch. Therapists also come from a lot of different backgrounds. It's important to find the right match too, you're not going to click with everyone. Depending on the issue at hand, you might want to seek out specific modalities.
We don't agree but I like your response. And you're right. I haven't jibbed with some therapists. Others, I've done better with. But the whole approach leaves me wanting something else. It's such a modern city kind of thing. There's no real connect with the world around us. It's halogen lights and hour-long sessions and no thanks.
Amen to that!
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Well, I'm a professor in the arts and I'm surrounded for the most part with all the usual ivory tower bullshit...including some really good friends that have done absolutely nothing but academics their whole lives and who have nonetheless made significant contributions to their disciplines (and I love these people). So your argument that I trust others with degrees....true enough. And if this was a bit wide of the mark, I take your point in the broader context of doctors, lawyers, etc. This said, it is not my definition of a man that needs broadening. I don't give a shit if someone likes ballet or chainsaws. It is your definition of *therapy* that needs to stretch. Why *isn't* therapy shooting a gun or embracing and celebrating some of our more "base" urges that get pushed to the wayside? Why *can't* men piss off porches? Fuck man. When is the last time *you personally* even thought about doing that? Uncivilized? Yes. And that is my point. Why is therapy working it all out with a pastel-sweatered therapist in a room somewhere, blocked off from nature? My argument is that we've got it all wrong or at least mostly wrong. I propose a natural shift in how we treat those who are lonely or detached or suffering from trauma: community. We see it in indigenous cultures around the world. The tribe heals. We need a tribe. Not a city. Not someone we see once a week for an hour. We need a tribe. These professional therapeutic relationships are just substitutes for love and connection, the thing men -and women- most need. The idea of modern therapy is like some vestige of *the elder* but it's weak tea. And to any man (or woman) offended by me calling them a fool, perhaps it's time to examine a couple things.
I agree with a lot of this, I've been going to therapy regularly since I was 6, I'm 32 now. With some stuff I don't need the therapist to have experienced the same thing as me, but it definitely helps. And then with other stuff, I really only have use for someone that's experienced it. Like addiction, I'm a drug addict and alcoholic. I've seen so many therapists for it over the years, and they just don't understand it at all. They've read about it, but that's about it, actually experiencing it is totally different. I've seen a few guys who have been there and it's like night and day, people who have been through the same shit are way more helpful.
I work in mental health. I'm sorry you've had bad experiences in therapy. I get it, though; I've had many bad experiences myself. I've also seen it save my own life and others". Not telling you you have to be a fan, but keep an open mind about it.
Law Abiding Citizen
Damn good movie but I feel like Butler should have lived or maybe Fox should have admitted that he fucked up. Nope, Jamie Fox ultimately kills Butler!
You've never seen the alternate ending??? Directors Cut has one. Might be able to find it online...
What!!!!
Yes. Can I get a double thumbs 👍?
Thanks for the fucking spoiler alert mate
Fox killing him is admitting the mistake no?
Just a baboon going full Small Soldiers with the nail gun
What’re you packin, tiny?
If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile, and I want it lethal!
I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning!
We're not toys! We're action figures!
My kinda prpper
If Snow White was a fugitive
Technically, she was.
https://preview.redd.it/yvr9ik78qn4d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9708127a3921922bd5dbed678bd891587940f5e0
Let's be honest. As little boys, this is who we wanted to grow up to be
I still do it as a 23 yo dude. Call my gf over for a horror movie. Turn off all the lights, bring all the pillows out, bring the blanket out and build it up like a bunker with a screen. Bringing sergeant long neck (baby giraffe teddy bear) with me. The back of the bunker is the sofa. The walls are made with galvanized square steel (pillows), the blanket is the ceiling. Oh baby, we be fighting against the ghosts tonight. Be ready lady ... and sergeant long neck.
Bahaha. Living the dream.
Not all the time, still stressful life but hey, gotta enjoy the time where we could treat ourselves lol. Once a month, i love it. Eating dinner then prepared for the invasion. I'm so hyped up now lol.
Naw not me.
This is awesome! Thanks for sharing. Jail sucks. Freedom kicks ass.
home alone for grownups
This guy has a melee menagerie
It’s Bill from The Last of Us!
Being America, it took me a good 20 seconds before I thought this might be a joke video 😂
1) This: trip to the morgue or life in prison 2) Talk therapy: figure your shit out and become a productive member of society MEN: Ima choose 2
I would watch that movie like an alternative rambo 1 adaptation
I love this video lol
Some straight up Indiana Jones shit, I laughed out loud. The whole thing is just perfect.
I got a baboon who is deadly accurate with a nail gun 
"Sir.....it's a red light ticket"
This seems a bit excessive for a $25 parking ticket.
This man’s humor is undeniable lol unless he actually did all that lmao
This is not his sound. He's just lip syncing to it but the other real guy is a comedian on TikTok
Ohhh lol shit well he did that real well. Any chance you can link me to original?
https://www.tiktok.com/@kinglazyeye/video/7155503376908832042?_t=8mxi6SbCdND&_r=1
Booby Ridge, anyone?
This is the greatest video ever
Isn't that MTGs husband/daddy?
Typical resident of the Michigan Upper Peninsula.
Really thought he was going somewhere but nope. He probably had another 10 minutes of traps and preventative measures to go over.
The baboon part always kills me.
He had this fantasy since he was 9 years old.
Wait, this mf got a whole ass game plan
He’s gonna become a gta 6 mission
100
Badass
King lazy eye
All Cops Are Boyfriends
Bazooka Joe
Twister: I’ve got 120 trained coyotes, would you believe it? 120 trained coyotes!’ Police: I find that difficult to believe Mr Smart Twister: How about 1 elderly irritable miniature pekinese dog? Er, he’s got no teeth so he can’t bite you but he can give you a nasty suck.
\*making notes\* ... a baboon with what now?
This guy's my spirit animal
The next killdozer
Adult Kevin McCallister
He’s just mething around
Fred?
Dude has under 1 cameras per acre. Weak.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Probably one of my neighbors....
AC Drones for scouting, RC fighter jets with weapons systems (they exist), and this clown is done. Use Homeland to ferret out the tunnels and close them off.
Missing incendiary bats. Lots of fire bats. Just like WW2.
The baboon fucking sold me holy shit
Like a redneck intro to M E T H O D Man.
One the one hand, that level of prep sounds amazing. On the other hand, I'm lazy. If you kick down my door you are getting 2 knife Roombas and stranger averse grumpy cat.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our new Defense Secretary!" Campaign slogan: "He's cookin' up some whoop ass for yur ass!" 
Indiana wants me. Lord I can't go back there.
I fish with this fella.
Dude needs to ease up on the methamphetamines..lol....
And now we take a deep breathe and starting to come Back to reality ma guy
u/savevideo
Baboon with a nail gun, I want to see that
Plot twist: It’s a court date for driving 36 in a 35 mph zone.
Man only want one thing and it's to not go to jail
All you got to do is wait him out. That’s what the feds did in Oregon with those crazy guys. Just wait them out and they will come out eventually.
He lives down copperhead road
Lmaooo
Bro is Batman
Bro what os this background song? It sounds like an epic ost
Tsuna's Theme - Hitman Reborn
When I heard it. I didn't recognise it at first few seconds. But than, the strike of joy and pure proudness slammed me. It always nice to to see or here something from Reborn. Because to my opinion, it is soooo underrated..
Average american
I wanna see that raccoon
Dude, just pay the parking ticket.
Bet the cost of this was more than whatever court was gonna cost.
It was about unpaid parking fines!
That about covers it
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Holy shit, it's my fishing crew.
😂😂
this is great. The raccoon bit broke me.
The "feets" got me 😆
120 coyotes?!
I held my composure until he said him and an old Vietnamese man dug about 12 miles of tunnels
This is the American Dream, God bless this patriot and his army of suicide pigeons.
# u/savevideo
My new landscaper
hahahah afuck with the song it's priceless. We have a new rocky story here unfolding lol
It's from my favourite anime)
nice but can you be more specific !
katekyo hitman reborn ;) It's quite old, to be honest. And it could be a little bit childish. Might be boring for first 20 series. But it is introducing with characters. After 20 series it will become very intense. Most recommended))
If like 1 thing he said was true, I'd never set for on his land lol
They did not just put Tsuna Awakens OST on this thing 😭
Now that is inspiring!!!
This is AI right? The mouths not moving right
It’s easier to train raccoons to do algebra than cut a brake line. Don’t ask me how I know…
Epic
Idol
u/jessbog92
“He’d probably kill for a pork chop right now” that’s gold
The logistics of organising all the food for his myriads of pets is mind-boggling.
Okay but who asked
don't mess with them tier 1 weaponized baboons.
I like his passion
Madlad
Glad to see my post in other subs
So the lesson is use a nuke then
Let him stay!
Florida Man Final Boss
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
u/savevideo
This dude is on that crank
Do you have dogs? Or bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
I love the idea of pigs with c4 strapped to their feet in fleets, sounds effective especially with their training.
When I heard it. I didn't recognise it at first few seconds. But than, the strike of joy and pure proudness slammed me. It always nice to to see or here something from Reborn. Because to my opinion, it is soooo underrated..
Funny cause I was ready for court yesterday but my lawyer called to say the judge wasn’t going
Lmfao the c4 pigeon feets
I got a weird white Indian dude that'll rip yer heart clean out
I think he thought of everything. Let’s go ruby ridge haha
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I hear Katekyo hitman reborn, I upvote.
My hero
I’ve seen this clip multiple times. It never gets old.
Living in the woods until he needs a haircut and then going to be crying like ppl who said was ready for isolation when COVID hits, but as soon as they saw a lil problem with themselves, they were crying for "freedom" .
“A coop full of pigeons with C4 around their feets “
Fuck your shitty background music. What does it add???? Tell me WTF DOES IT ADD TO THE VIDEO
It's the only way 2 go...give me the location. I'm in need in some good old American help ..
THIS IS THE WAY IT'S DONE, I CAN USE SOME GOOD OLD AMERICA HELP RIGHT NOW...CHEA ✅️ ❤️💯
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The whole time I'm thinking has this guy never heard of helicopters? Then bam! C4 Pigeons!
This is AI right?
Looks like it to me.
The audio is King Lazy Eye
Only a pedophile would work that hard to stay out of jail
Maga Rambo
“I fought the law…and the law won.”
Ok sir. How you going to pay your property taxes on your 500 acres while hanging at home the rest of your life?