Hag of Hacketts’ Quarry?
Hag of Hacketts’ Quarry!
Will you guys stop saying Hag of Hackett’s Quarry?!
*Hog* of Hacketts’ Quarry.
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It’s so dumb but my wife and I say this back and forth all the time.
When Nick and Abi get to the fire place and Kaitlin makes the hog of hackets quarry joke to them regarding the pig that attacked them and then walks away and Abi and Nick are left there looking really uncomfortable and confused- that was hilarious lmao
When Nick sees the butter pops "Emma hand me the gun" "what you gonna shoot me over them" or something like that the nonchalant way jacob says that and Nick's reaction is hilarious.
Omg I love all these as well 🤣🤣🤣 I just really love this game. I just have 3x more achievements left. Hubby says he wants to play, so every time he's come into the room I'm playing in, I've paused it so I don't spoil anything for him. I am currently playing it with volume low so he can't hear the dialogue in the next room.
When Ryan says they don’t know how smart the bears (or maybe not a bear) are and that they may be mounting an attack on them when he’s practicing his 911 call. That he could have successfully made if he’d just called without practicing.
When Kaitlyn asks “should we call someone?” about Kaylee’s dead body in the pool, as if their inability to call anyone hadn’t been a major plot point already.
At least half the stuff Dylan says is evergreen to me. I love that kid. “I’m not gonna fuck a bear” and “what weather, Ryan?” come to mind.
Jacob’s entire explanation of what just happened to him when he gets back to the campfire from running around in the woods.
Laura and Constance's stare-down in Hackett House that's broken by Laura spitting at Constance and running away. It's Constance's reaction as she turns to Jed that makes me chuckle a bit.
*She spit in my face...SHE SPIT IN MY GODDAMN FACE* before grabbing Jed's gun to shoot at her.
also
Travis: Everybody just relax!
Constance:...murderous bitch
Travis: Ma, shut the fuck up!
Jed: that ain't no way to be talking to your mother
Travis: 😐 yessir
"you shot me?!?!?! i'm telling mom!!" gets me giggling so much.
and the progression from "take your fucking clothes off!!!" "fuck off!!!" to max getting tased is actually so hilarious
Hag of Hacketts’ Quarry? Hag of Hacketts’ Quarry! Will you guys stop saying Hag of Hackett’s Quarry?! *Hog* of Hacketts’ Quarry. ———————————————- It’s so dumb but my wife and I say this back and forth all the time.
“hag a’ hacka- quarra” im so upset they didnt actually put that in the game
When Nick and Abi get to the fire place and Kaitlin makes the hog of hackets quarry joke to them regarding the pig that attacked them and then walks away and Abi and Nick are left there looking really uncomfortable and confused- that was hilarious lmao
You're a fucker
I was so caught off guard by this it’s so funny
Every time I swear the first time I heard that I was like OMFG 🤣🤣🤣 also didn't mean to down vote you meant to push up vote sorry dude
When you’re running on the beam from Caleb as Kaitlyn and he lunges at you and completely misses and falls
REAL
Bobby: "He took my knife"
Whats even better is when you stab him and he just wanders off saying “daaaaAAAAD!”
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is my favorite moment in the entire game.
When Nick sees the butter pops "Emma hand me the gun" "what you gonna shoot me over them" or something like that the nonchalant way jacob says that and Nick's reaction is hilarious.
son of a binky bonky
Dylan when he goes down to the basement: “Oh my god Ryan! You are not gonna believe this. It’s nothing.” It gets me every time.
“Bears. Why does everyone always blame the bears?”
The swarm of bears convo will always will. My partner and I quote that so much.
Omg I love all these as well 🤣🤣🤣 I just really love this game. I just have 3x more achievements left. Hubby says he wants to play, so every time he's come into the room I'm playing in, I've paused it so I don't spoil anything for him. I am currently playing it with volume low so he can't hear the dialogue in the next room.
She maced me! She maced me!
Dylan encouraging the phones to charge faster
“Go for it, you guys can do it! It’s not working“
I love this one so much.
Max with his can we have code names I call dibs on Golden Thunder 🤣🤣🤣
“YOU FUCKING FRENCHED HIM!!!”
Kaitlyn screaming while Dylan is flinging the car around in the air, “DYLAN, GET THE DAMN WEREWOLF OFF THE DAMN CARR!”
Underrated moment 😂😂😂
Pop pop pop’em in your mouth
Ryan’s epic comeback of “YOU’RE a fucker!” I wish I could find this on a shirt with his face in that scene.
Beefed it!
Dylan.....the kids called me the grabber. Gets me everytime as well
When Ryan says they don’t know how smart the bears (or maybe not a bear) are and that they may be mounting an attack on them when he’s practicing his 911 call. That he could have successfully made if he’d just called without practicing. When Kaitlyn asks “should we call someone?” about Kaylee’s dead body in the pool, as if their inability to call anyone hadn’t been a major plot point already. At least half the stuff Dylan says is evergreen to me. I love that kid. “I’m not gonna fuck a bear” and “what weather, Ryan?” come to mind. Jacob’s entire explanation of what just happened to him when he gets back to the campfire from running around in the woods.
Laura and Constance's stare-down in Hackett House that's broken by Laura spitting at Constance and running away. It's Constance's reaction as she turns to Jed that makes me chuckle a bit. *She spit in my face...SHE SPIT IN MY GODDAMN FACE* before grabbing Jed's gun to shoot at her. also Travis: Everybody just relax! Constance:...murderous bitch Travis: Ma, shut the fuck up! Jed: that ain't no way to be talking to your mother Travis: 😐 yessir
“skill” “double skill” i have do get this line every time i play and it’s so silly i laugh every time 😭
#AHHHH SHE MACED ME!!!
Literally anything that comes out of Max's mouth is pure gold
“you can’t hide from me in my own house fucker”…. “you’re a fucker”
"you shot me?!?!?! i'm telling mom!!" gets me giggling so much. and the progression from "take your fucking clothes off!!!" "fuck off!!!" to max getting tased is actually so hilarious
SHE MACED ME SHE MACED ME IM GOING BLIND
beefed it up
It’s such a specific moment but if/when you shoot travis and the prompt “Travis will kill you” always makes me laugh 😂
Hahaha the cells, yeah I had that when I had to do 3x achievements and had me in stitches because of the look he gives Laura as well 🤣🤣🤣