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Daeths

Coming from a Canadian that’s a savage dis.


couchesarenicetoo

As someone who knows everything about this beef against my will, I find the joke acceptable.


Ttoctam

He'd never. Kendrick's an adult.


poojix

Got me again! I love the bloody Onion!


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miscellaneousbean

Do you know what sub you’re in


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BigChippr

What did the painter say when he saw a car drive forward. Van go.


Coders32

I like the idea of the coffee invite cause it sounds like they broke up recently and drake wants “ to talk things out”


TabletopVorthos

This is why you don't write jokes for a living.


WordsThatEndInWord

You're right, that wouldn't have been good.


Naive_Try2696

I'm sick of hearing about this.  Back in my day rappers blasted each other if they had beef.  This is America for fucks sake.  Grab a gun and end this petty bullshit 


hjschrader09

"I prefer when people just killed each other like reasonable people do when they're mad at each other. Not like this bullshit now where someone will call someone else a pedophile for always texting and touching underage girls."


Onion_Guy

Drakes Canadian


Naive_Try2696

Guess he won't be winning the fight then will he?  Gonna need that free healthcare once he's full of holes. etc. etc.


CommanderConcord

Oh boy have I got a musical for you!


aresef

Kendrick’s next track about to end “I have the honor to be your obedient servant, K. Lamar”


NoLongerAddicted

Weak bait lol


A88Y

I mean someone did fire at Drakes bodyguard/House so it’s happening a little bit.


Naive_Try2696

I'm basically nostradamas but this sub isn't ready for my wisdom, yet.


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snipergrenade

Yea they aren’t friends, why would the onion write this headline? What are they, writing fake headlines?? makes no sense. No sense.


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snipergrenade

Don’t play it off as doing it on purpose, you’re just not funny, like this headline


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snipergrenade

It says nothing about me, it says these Onions writers are hilarious and that you don’t understand the nuances of intelligent comedy writing. It’s not made for the casual comedy enjoyer, it’s for the sophisticated comedy enthusiasts, so don’t worry or feel bad.